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How do I shrink my penis /r9k/ ?
This is serious.
>>27313705
I'll take the excess added to my own since you don't want it. Let's figure out how to make this work. Below average dick is no fun.
Too big or just want to have a small dik?
>>27313705
lease leave big dick chad. We don't want you here
>anon I've been feeling down and honestly I just want you to hold me for a little bit
>>27313657
Who are you and what are you doing in my house? I'm calling the cops.
>>27313657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjUthUVJOSM
hello femanon
>go in for a hug
>stab her in the back
nothing personnel
>be robot
>hopelessly low value guy
>really like lolita fashion and dresses on girls
>every /cgl/ girl is insanely bitchy, manipulative, and only see me as a walking wallet
>normie girls only wear sweatpants and tee shirts
this is suffering
someone kill me please
>>27313656
be careful anon, it's a minefield, those dresses seem expensive.
Wait for the vr evolution to catch on
I am also a hopelessly low value male. I have no money and no one would ever have any reason to date or even talk to me.
If there are any /cgl/ qts on /r9k/, please let me eat your ass while you're all dressed up. Please. I will literally beg.
I know I'll probably get reeeee'd at for this but, I once made a girl go back up and change when I picked her up for a date and she came out in jeans, a baggy hoodie and some flip flops.
She got in the car and I asked if she was serious. She said serious about what? I told her i didn't know what she thought this was, but that I found it incredibly disrespectful that this outfit was the best she could on a date and told her to go change.
She did.
Date went ok after that, but I didn't ask her out again.
the failed normlafag starter pack
>>27313295
what's up with nyaa torrents?
I wouldn't know since my ISP blocks torrent traffic so I use XDCC instead
>>27313295
Fuck my life I am pretty much everything in this picture
>googling how to get a gf, check
>facebook, check
>ironic shitposting on 4chan, /pol/ /r9k/ /tv/ /b/, check
>steam, check
>virgin, check
>skinny jeans, check
>pepe, check
>depression... check.
I want to off myself. I am the epitome of a cyborg, I can't fit in with normies or robots.
How can I meet girls if bars and tinder are out? All my friends and coworkers are males.
parties and mutual friends
why are bars and tinder out?
>>27313251
Why are bars and tinder out? Make an okcupid account or some shit. Ask your coworkers if they have sisters.
>>27313279
Don't drink and hell no to jewbook. My friends don't have friends who are girls either.
Calhoun introduced eight rats, four of each sex, into "Universe 1" a pen with constant access to food and water, no predators, no danger, and no want. The rats became acclimatized to the new environment, and after a while their population doubled every 55 days. After 315 days (almost a year) from when the eight rats had been introduced the population stood at 620 and Universe 1 began to get overcrowded.
Suddenly, the population growth began to drop off, and what the study describes next will sound eerily familiar to the denizens of the modern West.
"Many [female rats] were unable to carry pregnancy to full term or to survive delivery of their litters if they did. An even greater number, after successfully giving birth, fell short in their maternal functions. Among the males the behavior disturbances ranged from sexual deviation to cannibalism and from frenetic overactivity to a pathological withdrawal from which individuals would emerge to eat, drink and move about only when other members of the community were asleep. The social organization of the animals showed equal disruption. [...](1)"
The female rats became increasingly aggressive, and would increasingly fail to properly take care of their offspring, that is, if they had offspring. Some of the male rats would become hyper-aggressive and get all the females to themselves, whereas others would become incredibly anti-social. The rats separated into different groups, all with sex imbalances. One group had one male rat and seven females , and others had an imbalance in the other direction. The rats were experiencing what Calhoun would call a "behavioral sink"; essentially the end of pro-social behavior and the beginning of the end of society.
The last healthy birth came on day 600, after which there were no new births. The rats died out.
This is creepily relevant.
whoa
original comment
We're these results ever reproduced by other scientists?
what can you guys tell me about Freudian slips? Have any interesting ones to tell? Odd Revelations insights into a a person.
>>27312748
a say a lot of anti jew stuff when im drunk, sometimes around my gf but shes mexican and im black so no one really cares. i personally think i blame a lot of the worlds problems on how selfish jewish people are
Once while having sex with my ex, she said "I didn't mean it" only once, really softly.
She always said she loved me during sex, and before that we were talking about her taking her birth control and even before that, the possibility of her having the herps.
Fucked me over in my head real good desu senpai
>>27313658
>>27313522
not quite what I expected but still good keep posting anons
>tfw got punched in the face
>the right side of my face is all red and swollen
>I have work tomorrow
This is going to suck.
who punched you in the face and why?
>>27312736
Story?
Just make up an alpha story for work tomorrow if it's too embarrassing
>>27312754
My wife's boyfriend. Apparently I got too close to his dick last night when they were fucking and he got really mad.
Anyway, I have ice on it now but is there anything I can do to decrease the swelling for tomorrow? Really don't want to have to make up a story for this shit.
Have you picked up that onahole yet, /r9k/?
>>27312547
Fleshlights don't feel all that good to me. Hmm, I wonder why
>Mutilated cock
Oh yeah
>>27312634
>Fleshlights
I found your problem. Stop using crap products
Is your dad a chad?
according to most robots only chads have sex, your dad MUST be a chad
>>27312496
My Dad married a single mom and had me. I"m leaning toward non-chad
He came from a traditional as fuck culture.
He makes the rules.
He is not a Chad by definition.
He used to be rich and smart but he fucked it all up.
Is chad rich, or does he have to be good looking too?
I just had to talk my way out of being forced into the local psychiatric ward to two police officers, who just turned up at my door. That's the last time I ever try to confide in a "friend".
In other news, here's a cute cow.
Anyone else know this feel? Traitorous friends?
>>27312429
Aberdonianfag here.
My best friend has cancer. She's had it for about 3 years now and once again, she's relapsed. Watching her go through this has been painful, I can't imagine all the things she must be going through. She's the strongest person I've ever met but boy did she get dealt a shitty card. I can tell she wants to kill herself and as much as I'm terrified of losing her, I can't blame her. what do I do?
you came to the wrong place, jackass...
>>27312404
fuck her right in the pussy
but dont do it if she has pussycancer
that shit spreads
mate you got friend-zoned real bad, you might have a dream that on her death bed she says something like in the movies such as "anon, i've always loved you."
Well that's not going to happen anon, she never loved you, I doubt she ever even cared for you the way you seem to think of her, it's too bad, you're probably hella orbiting her right now because she's dying.
Normie kindness thread
>"Alright class, group up with the people around you, discuss the questions, have someone write your answers down to turn in."
>fuck
>Autistically sit there, stare at my phone, and contribute nothing the whole time while people next to me actually do the work.
>"Here anon, write your name on our paper so you get credit."
They just didn't feel like making a scene out of it but were probably annoyed by your lack of contribution.
>>27312292
This is a normie kindness thread stop being a buzzkill
>>27312292
That's why it was a kind thing to do. I inconvienced them and they still did me a favor. It doesn't make a scene to not ask me to write my name down.
How do I learn to write code?
>>27312118
codeacademy.com
Any other anons feel free to step in and give a better beginners resource
>>27312183
Vouching for this. Helped me at least get started with Python. I'd imagine it's the same for the other languages.
What is code
Honest to god question, I have no idea how any of this shit works
When you actually do leave the house, how do you usually dress, /r9k/?
What's your style? Pic related, what I wore today.
>>27311946
Cool feet idiot
>>27311946
Look pretty lame desu
Newfags won't understand this meme.
