the failed normlafag starter pack
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the failed normlafag starter pack
>>27313295
what's up with nyaa torrents?
I wouldn't know since my ISP blocks torrent traffic so I use XDCC instead
>>27313295
Fuck my life I am pretty much everything in this picture
>googling how to get a gf, check
>facebook, check
>ironic shitposting on 4chan, /pol/ /r9k/ /tv/ /b/, check
>steam, check
>virgin, check
>skinny jeans, check
>pepe, check
>depression... check.
I want to off myself. I am the epitome of a cyborg, I can't fit in with normies or robots.
>>27313295
Pretty much this.
The people pretending to be fine with a no friends status can fuck off with their fake smug faces. Deep down they know they are dead.
I want to live.
A lot of this is true except:
>>>/v/
>>>/tv/
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/sp/
>searching google on how to get a gf
>soccer
>the three anime grils on the top right
I've been watching more anime recently so I might stumble upon this soon.
>smoking
>drinking
>asking why im still a virgin in yahoo answers
>steam
I don't really play vidya as I use too.
Same as above, I don't go there as much as I use too.
I guess I'm not as bad as a robot, but not successful enough to be a normalfag.
>radiohead
>football
basically unless your only two interests are anime and paedophilia you're casting out everyone else as a failed normie.
>>27313295
Not really a failed normie, just a casual cyborg.i'm a virgin but not that desperate to post on yahoo answers
>>27313295
Don't you dare lump in NHK or Evangelion in with all that
>>27314560
Also, I don't use my facebook account anymore. I had three or five "friends" in my friends list. All of them probably have forgotten about me by now.
Not sure how MBV plays into this.
>>27313295
i dont get it
why is nyaa torrents in there
>>27315075
Probably has something to do with it being a public tracker.
>>27314507
awoo :^)
kek back to league i go!
this list is spot on and if you don't understand it then you're a failed normalfag yerself
>>27315153
reddit filename
>>27315389
got it off google images. that makes it even better though
Is this some post from a shitty meme Facebook page?
>>27314617
Don't you dare lump in NHK and Evangelion
>>27313295
>I have googled "how do you know if a girl is interested" but I've never asked how to get a GF.
>Don't have those shoes.
>I use steam sparingly
>I rarely drink
>Haven't watched welcome to the NHK but I had it downloaded.
>I'm not depressed
>I dont browse reddit
>I have a facebook
>I love NGE
>I don't follow any sport so soccer is out
>I only browse a handful of those boards listed
>I dont play guitar
>don't wear fag jeans
I do download a lot from Nyaa
>I've never asked why I'm a virgin because I know why
>>27313295
What the fuck does Loveless have to do with this
>>27315714
Why not? They're both great, sure NHK isn't as ambitious as NGE, but what is?
>OK Computer
>Loveless
Normals and defective normals alike listen to whatever is popular, like rhianna and drake (I think). What is essential robot music?
>Beta male aged 16-30 starter pack
>>27313338
same thing evangelion is there, anime is seen as something bad because reddit thinks it's sexist and whoever likes it is a kid
