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I am sick of good looking people saying they're robots.
I am the true robot and you all don't belong here
I have no hope
This is me
>>27318548
is a this attention whore thread?
>>27318548
damn now i feel sad
>This is me
>1456958167516.jpg
Why are you guys so obsessed with Eliot Rodger?
The guy couldn't do anything right. He killed his 3 roommates(probably also KVs) and two Stacies before driving around impotently crashing his car into things.
I rid the world of almost 30 Chads and Stacies and a few professors. I'm a legend. And I did for all my brothers and sisters who suffered bullying and tore my heart out, not because I could rejected a couple times.
Eliot was just another rich kid. A deceitful charlatan.
>>27318422
Yeah, but you were crazy so a sane person doing it is more impressive. Plus he was younger.
Fuck off, Cho
I'm 25. I've got 10,000 in savings and 10,000 in a roth ira bank account invested for retirement. I work as a teacher and do a good job, but I am beginning to dislike it because the kids fucking stress me out, the sarcastic little douchebags.
I live with a fat, sweet girlfriend and her cat. My parents are very proud of me.
The way I see it I have two options right now. I can continue working until I retire and live the normalfag life and with continued investment and the pension I can get from teaching, live comfy and spoil grandkids (as probably a widower, I love my girlfriend but she is unhealthy as fuck and gets pissed if I try to help her stop eating chocolate)
Or I could fucking run away. I think about it every day. I don't want to work. I don't want to be tied down. I don't want responsibility. I don't want to be subject to my parents' expectations. But what else can a man fucking do? I've researched it and there seems to be no fucking escape from money and society. Please help me.
As Purple Floyd said it: Welcome to the machine.
>>27318304
as the Running Stones once said: you can't always get what you want
You could save up some more money, buy/customize a nice van with a solar panel setup etc., and live your life traveling across the country out of your van.
>Hey man, what's up?
How do you usually respond?
>>27318062
>What's good bro
Like that
>>27318086
Unless they said that in a worried way then it's
>Eh not much
Rather not worry people with problems and shit
>>27318062
>Same old, same old
95%
OFFICIAL FEMBOT POWER RANKINGS
1. Russian Stripperfu
2. Aryan Angel
3. Monstertits-chan
4. The girl who posted this picture
All other fembots, please proceed to kill yourselves
1. mystery
2. monstertits
3. JLH for 70s bush
Roll for your jailfu tbqh
>>27317980
I have yet to see JLH nudes
>>27318006
Rell
>Taylor Swift
>Worth over $250 mil
>Pop princess
>9/10
Yet her BFs have left her
Telle again how women live life on easy mode
all she'd have to do is date down
and not be a cunt
>250 million
Whats funny is that she should have almost 300 million but since there is the wage gap she earns less then a man with the same talent would.
>>27317798
From what I have heard the only one that broke up with her was John Mayer. All the rest she broke up with.
>going so insane the .0001% chance that god exists and loves me makes me feel legitimately good
H-he's real, right anon?
>>27317216
>H-he's real, right anon?
lol
>>27317216
Yeah, he is
Sometimes it doesn't feel like it tho
I'm going insane too OP
Kek is real, believe in kek.
May he bless you with the cancer
Please help me brobots, I have a dilemma.
I finally have a date but I'm anxious as hell and it's mainly do to my insecurities.
>Be me
>See a cute girl
>Ask a mutual friend about her
>He talks to her and finds out she is interested in me
>Start talking to her for a few days and we set up a date
It was literally that easy.
But I feel like such a useless robot that I can't believe this girl would really have any interest in me.
Now I feel like there must be a catch somewhere.
Is there a catch?
Or has the board taken such a toll on my head and insecurities that I'm just looking for any negative possible?
This
>Or has the board taken such a toll on my head and insecurities that I'm just looking for any negative possible?
you can stay on 4chan but leave /r9k/ and never come back
You shouldn't post here if you have friends and a female who is interested in you. Get over yourself normie
>>27317152
I guess I'm just worried that this girl must be massively fucked up to want to date such a loser like me.
>>27317177
i'm a robot
I forgot to use a condom with your gf this afternoon, wagecuck.
Oops.
>>27316627
do you even try anymore ? Where's the energy , where are the enormous green texts ?
>>27316627
>implying I have a girlfriend
Good one
>>27316681
>do you even try anymore ?
na
Friendly reminder that ANYONE who has paid ANY taxes to a welfare state is by definition a FUCKING KEKOLD.
Those taxes go to SINGLE MOMS who had Chad's babies. Whether you like it or not every wagecuck on this board is financing this degeneracy.
The ONLY uncucked path is to become a net welfare beneficiary through autismbux. Anything less than this is pure cuckoldry.
That's fine, they need support I guess.
Taxes are high as fuck, nobody can move out except the exceptional people.
>>27316644
KEK DETECTED
JAMAL, TYRONE, ACHMED, JORGE AND CHAD ALL THANK YOU FOR FINANCING THEIR MASS REPRODUCTION OF CHILDREN WHICH WILL PROBABLY BULLY ANY LEGITIMATE CHILD YOU MANAGE TO HAVE AND POSSIBLY DESTROY HIS BOIPUCCI.
>>27316617
So you never buy anything?
how does this picture make you feel on a psychological level??
>>27316611
Makes me hungry for some white chocolate.
>>27316611
Hide and report. This faggot should've been banned weeks ago by now.
It doesn't really make me feel anything.
Congratulations, wagecuck. You completed day 1 of 5. Be sure to get plenty of rest tonight so you have plenty of energy for day 2 of 5.
Thanks for the reminder, I will be sure to rest well.
>>27316605
tbqh I'm feeling kind of sick today. I'm kind of hoping that i come down with a severe case of an hero so I don't have to go to workever again
>notice friend is degrading in mental health and becomes more unstable and enraged with his job every day
>it's only monday
i truly feel for him, wagecucks have it bad.
Seriously though, why don't you just cut your balls off?
What's wrong with having balls?
This is not a mental illness, it's totally fine to be transgender
>>27316235
I have enough serious health problems to not want add like 10 more with this.
Well robots. This is it.
I had a girlfriend for all of 10 weeks, and I got her pregnant. Litterally the second time I had sex.
She won't kill it at a planned parenthood, she wants me to be the father.
She graduates at the end of the semester and I have 2 more semesters to go and she wants me to drop out so she can work.
I don't even love her, we get along fine but this is too fast. What do I do robots????
tell her to get fucked and pay child support if the court orders you to.
she can keep the kid if she wants to raise it by herself.
Get fucked, normie.
El roboto
finish college and run
dont forget to take the baby with you faggot
Dude what the fuck should I spend my money on? I have about 80 bucks in cash that I mistakenly withdrew from my bank, and I don't know what to do with it? I don't really wanna go to a bar, I can't smoke weed, I tried buying some shrooms but my connect doesn't have any, I already ate dinner, no good movies are out, I don't live near a casino. And I don't wanna give it to a bum.
Help!
sit on it until you can get shrooms or Xtc.
>>27315867
>buy a giant dildo
>shove up ass
Because OP is gay
Sacrifice it to Kek by burnning it
