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How successful have you guys been with this site? I've had it for about 6 months, messaging and liking people pretty much every day, and have only met three girls IRL. Of those three,, only one of them let me suck on her tits and grab her ass and finger her. The other two rebuffed me after awhile. I feel like I need to change my approach.
Sounds like your killing it.
I've been having some good luck.
>1st date: hung out, got high and had sex. Did this a few times and i see her on Facebook bitching about her abusive boyfriend she dated right after me.
>2nd date: went to a bar, had a good time. She never texted me back.
>3rd date:Skype naked, walk around town, watch a movie, have sex.
3rd date and I are still setting dates, Skyping. We aren't dating but i got that bitch on a hook and she sure as shit got me.
>>27308382
Tried it for quite a few months.
Got ignored 100% of the time.
>>27308382
Honestly 3 dates after 6 months is kinda good i think.
So thats it guys. Tomorrow is my first tinder date coming over to my house. Havent even seen her yet or heard her voice, just from pics.
What am I in for? I havent had a female touch in over 3 years.
>>27308303
Jesus christ come to think of it, 3 years ago was my last bj but the last time I actually fucked someone has been maybe over 5 years
goddamn nigga, im gonna suck arent I ?
>What am I in for?
>>27308869
Well?
oriogiasnssolla
Could you ever love a girl that spilled Kool-Aid all over her face?
>>27308275
Looks inflamed!
so long as she forsakes make-up forever yeah sure.
>>27308275
she's still cuty, also you cant tell her face is bruised if you hit her so thats a big plus too
Dubs decide how I ask out my crush
put a love letter in her locker and confess to her in person by saying "ski da! ski da!" and bowing.
>>27307975
gibe de pusi b0ss plis
>>27307975
Holy Shit man just ask her out for coffee.
This ain't rocket science
:) I did it. I just signed a job offer but it's pretty shitty. I will earn 4800 usd (yeah that's 4.8K) per year. that's like 400 usd per month.
i will carry boxes from point a to point b. i'm 36
Why don't you change your life too neets? why dont you be like me for once?
fucking retards
>>27307964
That job better be one day a week otherwise it's not worth it pal.
>>27307964
Thats seriously shit pay, even for menial labor.
>>27308228
>>27308242
It's 7 am to 6 pm from monday to saturday :\
State:
>age
>gender
>current occupation
>salary
>29
>m
>coordinator for insurance company
>45000 usd
>>27307795
>19
>m
>cashier
>7.25 an hour baby
>>27307987
How can you be shitposting if you have to ring people up?
I'm a completely average 19 year old loser with no special traits or anything interesting.
Ask me anything.
best girl: asuka or rei
>>27307855
Asuka. Thank you for your question.
>>27307772
When are you going to an hero, will it be suicide by cop or solo while you are crying
tfw you will never get dubs
I wonder if you thought "if I post tfw you will never get dubs and get dubs my thread is going to be epic and I will screencap it for a good memory"
>>27307798
He did.
Also, check em.
tfw you always get dubscheck em
>tfw 26 year old virgin because i was born poor, ugly and short
there is no god in this world
>>27307745
how short are you m8y?
Why are you poor? What degrees do you have? How much money do you make?
>tfw 26 year old virgin and not short or even that ugly/poor
I wish I could just flip off the whole of the female population
How do we unfuck women? Don't normalfags realize how ridiculous it is to have literal slut parades? We have shit like that and women running around cities naked and calling it art, women screaming their heads off at any little thing that offends them, and they get even more pissed off and obnoxious when men stop showing interest in them in favor of virtual reality. Are we beyond the point of no return? How do we stop it?
>>27307564
Normal people, that includes men and women, shake their head at these freaks. Just date a normal girl, mate, and you'll get a shot at happiness.
>>27307564
Date a girl whos shy and a little bit dumb. She won't have the confidence to support that bullshit, and if you can't completely redpill her (every single woman is mostly bluepilled) at least you can be happy knowing this SJW bullshit is of no interest to her.
I'm talking a suburban or rural girl, studying either childcare or nursing (or working in those fields), with a supportive father and who plays the sims (or some normie female bullshit) all day.
it's ok, societal collapse is inevitable at this point it's just a matter of time
Can you imagine anything than being a robot AND disabled?
I don't have to imagine it. I'm living it.
>>27307475
Im getting SSDI so what are we getting at igga?
>>27307475
>>27307547
What are you two faggots disabled with besides Autism
who /runs a fan non-stop/ here
It doesn't get that hot here often.
>>27307263
Does it keeping ask for autographs like mine?
>>27307263
Reporting for whrrr
"Good morning, Anon. You ready to head on to class? Hope you did your 200 word essay that's due today."
>>27307108
Who the Fuck are you and what essay
homegirl I dropped out two years ago what the fuck you talkin bout
>>27307108
>200 words
That's a paragraph.
FUCK YOU I WANT
A
CIG
IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING DAYS TWO DAYS TWO DAYS TWO DAYS WITH NO CIG
TWO DAYS
TWO DAYS TWO DAYS TWO DAYS
I NEED A CIG RIGHT NOW OR I'LL FUCKING KILL SOMEONE IN COLD BLOOD
DON'T YOU FUCKING TEST ME
>>27306985
Just go out and buy some. You're gonna die someday anyway, might as well be of lung cancer.
> infant /r9k/ poster can't last a couple days without smoking his cancer sticks
>>27307018
I HAVE NO MONEY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I NEED TO FIND SIX MORE BUCKS
I'VE BEEN DIGGING THROUGH EVERY NOOK AND CORNER OF EVERY ROOM IN MY HOUSE COUNTLESS TIMES
I FOUND A DOLLAR IN MY ROOMMATE'S PANTS IN HIS HAMPER, IT WAS CRUMPLED UP IN THE POCKET
I HAVE A PILE OF NICKELS AND PENNIES ON MY NIGHTSTAND
BUT I NEED MORE, I NEED MORE, I NEED MORE
Was she a cutie?
>>27306916
itt we rate our practice gfs
>fucking 8 adorable m8
This ones mine, should I wife this bitch?
>>27308473
no, gross.
>>27308443
i miss her
