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I'M SO HAPPY EVER SINCE I WENT MY OWN WAY
I NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH SLUTS EVER AGAIN
I NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR STUPID SHIT
I NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR STUPID PROBLEMS
I NEVER HAVE TO CUDDLE NEXT TO THEM WHEN THEY'RE FEELING AFFECTIONATE AND WATCH SOMETHING ON NETFLIX, OR GIVE THEM A HARD FUCKING WHEN THEY'RE FEELING HORNY
I'M JUST HAVING TOO MUCH FUN BEING SINGLE. SO MUCH FUN. YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT. I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TIME TO CULTIVATE INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS, LIKE MAKING PROFOUND ANALYSES OF MY FAVORITE HENTAI.
I BET THOSE SLUTS MISS ME. I BET THEY'RE ALL WONDERING WHERE THEIR MOST LOYAL BETA PROVIDER IS. THEY'RE PROBABLY LAYING THERE IN BED NEXT TO CHAD, AND THEIR ROASTIE CUNTS ARE ALL STRETCHED OUT AND...AND....AND THEY WANT TO K-K-KNOW....WHERE'S A-A-ANON....YA KNOW? THEY WANT ME TO COME AND PAY FOR SOMETHING, BUT I'M NOT AROUND, SO THEY CAN'T GET IT. BECAUSE, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY CAN JUST GET S-S-SOMEONE.....ELSE.....WITH PRACTICALLY ZERO EFFORT.....
I...I JUST......MY OWN WAY....I....
GODDAMMIT
if you had actually gone your own way you wouldn't be worrying about what women are doing
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm MGTOW as somebody who has never had a date and I've realised that it'd take far too much effort to make myself presentable. I'd honestly just rather have friends and focus on cultivating my own skills/interest than spending years practising socializing/lifting in order to make up for my own character deficit.
I've never known what it's like to have a SO who lives you so it's not like I'm missing it.
>>27304235
MGTOW IS SO FUCKING AWESOME, RIGHT?
NO ROASTIES
NO SLUTS
NO L-L-Lov----*cries like a bitch*
YOU NIGGAS KNOW WHAT TO DO
There's no like button on r9k. Did you mean to post this on Facebook?
WHO DA FUCC UP CLICC DAT MF LIKE BUTTON
True african american hours YO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZWS6CITutY
I'm 31. I'm not sure what to do. I've lost all my courage. I wish more than anything to have a different life. I try in many many aspects, but I still seem to just lose, like the universe is punishing me for a past life or something.
I've been good to people who weren't good to me, I've loved when I haven't been loved back. I don't every say things which intentionally hurt, I volunteer, I give.
I'm in school for Human Services, and yet - I still can't seem to make the kind of friends which value me, truly. Does it sound entitled?
I can't even begin to list all the times I've just loved selflessly. I work hard, I don't use, I don't feel entitled, I'm always humble.. I'm fucking proud of who I am.
And yet, the universe doesn't reward that. People don't reward that. I don't get included in the fun and games, I am not popular, I am not someone people fear losing. I am valueless in the eyes of others.
And if one cockfuck tells me that I'm stupid for caring what other people think, I get why you would say that , but really. What is the point? To be alone, always? I keep moving no matter what people think. I go to the gym, and school at 31 like an old fuck, I contribute and listen and think ahead and try always - despite what people think,
They say that making people like you is a lot about creating your own fire, but people don't give a fuck about you if youre not beautiful. I am not full of myself so I don't feel like posting ever menial thing I do on fucking social media. I don't feel like being a self-promoting shithead who thinks that 'the world fom my persepctive' is anything fucking special.
So, why is it so hard to feel valid?
The universe doesn't reward based off of intention. Intention is in your heart so if you're genuine or not people cannot see that and assume the worst.
The people with poor intentions are getting a free ride off of your good intentions
>>27303865
Man, that puts a lot of shit into perspective. Thanks for saying this; for once this place doesn't make we wanna laughbarf.
>>27303888
Just curious. Does your school have any after school clubs?
That's how I got genuine friends. Not ones using me for school or something. People who enjoyed similar things and I could have a good time with
If there was a hypothetical penis enlargement treatment that was <$5k and could give you any size you wanted.
>BUT
Made it difficult or impossible for you to cum normally (you can still get hard, but have less sensation)
Would you do it?
>>27303697
no but that is a delicious looking cock.
As a microdick i dont really get a lot of good feeling so yes
>>27303697
I want that cock in my mouth
>go subway to get a sandwich made by a famous sandwich maker
>see fat people
>think they are being healthy
>heating white bread, asking for lots of cheese, mayonnaise and salt and pepper
>all drinking a soda drink like coke / pepsi
fat people dont deserve to live
Who's the famous sandwich maker?
Are you in prison?
Is it Jared?
it's not their fault it's the fault ofcapitalism
>thinking obesity has to do with eating habits
TRIGGERED
>tfw no steam friends to play vidya with
/who here no friends/
Yes, but I also don't like video games
What games we talkin' here?
>installing steam in the first place
I'd rather not get assimilated in the botnet if I can avoid it.
We need more people on Vibrant Valley. Hoping to beat the record for CEO next week, looking for subs in case one of our mains has to drop out. Please have at least 100 laff and have your gag tracks maxed out.
If you stick around, we'll be working on getting Chairman world first when he drops in the next few months.
Do it fags, you won't regret it.
>>27301462
This post sounds like satire but having never heard of toontown before, I can't prove otherwise.
>>27301576
It's not. Toontown is a pretty robot mmo. The original servers got shut down, but there's a private server up.
> cashiers and fast food workers receive about 10$/hour in USA
> they complain that it's too small and demand more
> in your country it is a salary of a specialist with good degree and several years of working experience in finance or STEM
Who else is a third world bot here? Pic unrelated.
Which country do you live, by the way? I live in Russia.
Got a job offer in the beginning of March. Salary is approximately 26000 ruble per month. It would be about 2.5 USD/hour. In the US such income would be considered below poverty, I guess. Still think that I'm like to find it before graduating from university.
> that I'm lucky
Fixed.
Memes aside, what is your honest opinion on Donald Trump. The reason i'm not asking on /pol/ is because it's just a Trump circlejerk.
paul>sanders>trump>clinton
in my personal opinion breaking the duopoly is more important than any candidate's personal politics
personified form of shitposting
people love shitposting so they love him
>>27300264
He's a narcissistic attention whore.
>tfw actual autism
Same 2bh
Domo arigato
>>27299764
>>27299392
What did you guys do? Like what behaviors do you have that are so bad that the Dr. tells your mom that you're autistic?
>>27299811
Significantly delayed speech
Seizures
Generally being fucking retarded
Lack of eye contact /acknowledgement
Extreme lack of social reciprocity
Hello guys.
How about an elder scrolls thread? Let's discuss the lore, your favourite game, etc...
Also, which is your favourite race in elder scrolls?
Mine are the Altmer (high elf)
Thalmor really?
>>27298386
>High elfs are thalmor
Man... Elder Scrolls isn't just Skyrim
Who would agree that Oblivion was the best installment of Elder Scrolls?
Post about times you were arrested and charged with a felony in this thread
>>27296832
Well fucking post something you subhuman dick licker
>>27296832
sorry i'm not a nigger
>>27296911
But i've never committed a crime nor have I ever been charged with one.
I just enjoy reading the dumbass things people do on this board
How do I stop being a "Nice Guy".
>>27294737
I know it's bait, but here's an actual answer. You need to have a realisation and a change of character. Essentially, you need to realise that girls don't owe you anything and will not sleep with you because you were "nice" to them. Just make friends with a lot of people and hopefully you'll eventually hit it off with one of them, but don't force things either. Nothing drives women away faster than desperation.
Exercise your muscle for real empathy instead of faking it for selfish reasons. Actually try to put yourself in the minds of others and consider their wants and needs instead of trying to hamfist yourself into their lives via the role of someone that you hope they want or need.
This way, you aren't occupied with always needing to be needed and you can discern between when you're actually being helpful and when you're just being a doormat. And you can stop being a doormat.
>>27294833
OP HERE! This is not bait! Seriously I know you probably don't believe me but I am a nice guy and I hate it! I need help.
Why do betas think that orbiting a girl is a viable sexual/romantic strategy?
I'm guessing because it probably was at some point or betas wouldn't have evolved to do it.
>>27283119
>lol sup
Oh man I can't..
>>27283134
It never was. Betas moslty provided for the offspring females had with alphas. Betas are just easily deceived.
Without the cheesy ending this could've been a solid 6.5/10
>>27305114
>cheesy ending
haha she was the one for him, he waited for her and she just get fucked while he wasn't here because she is a slut
very cheesy indeed
>>27305114
Is this 5 Centimetres per Second? I tried to watch it but the art style pissed me off too much, I can't stand how that studio draws faces.
It looked amazing and the song was nice so I was happy
