why dont you get into fashion, /r9k/?
iv'e started dressing nicer and nicer over the last couple months. self confidence is definitely higher than what it used to be and it helps me keep my mind off things, and no you do not need a lot of money to dress nice.
I have my own style, it's called a plain white t-shirt and khaki shorts
as someone who refers to this as "liking clothes"...
A. you can't really say you're "into fashion" unless you make stuff or really follow runway shit, otherwise it's just liking clothes
B. WAYWT?
Because whenever I dress in a way that I think is aesthetic, people judge me for it
Also I can't trap like I could as a teenager and I have no interest in male fashions. I'm just hoodie + jeans mode nowadays. I had my fun while I had it, though.
It's a shame, I used to be really into it, and not for the weird fetish shit that people see it as.
i'm autistic but i feel empathy?
i've been playing poker for a living for about a year now - mainly live - but i also have money in an online account.
so today i'm online and an unusual thing happens a big fish sits down on our midstakes cash table. most playing at this level online are competent players so it's rare to see an unskilled player there and if they are only good for one buy-in. anyways, everyone knows after the second hand this guy/gal is no bueno at poker so it's kinda a race to see who can stack him/her first. i get KK and raise anyways she calls two streets then shoves the river. there was a potential flush, straight out there on top of this person possibly having two pair.
the only reason i call is because the two previous bets i made they didn't go all-in and i know fish well to know they're giddy to go allin when htey have a premium hand. so i called the river shove and she had air (no hand). she sat out and typed in chat 'that was all my money why you call me?'.
i felt bad so transferred the money i beat her out of plus an initial two buy-ins.
see i feel bad for people sometimes?
>>27297234
You're a real idiot
>>27297268
i don't know i just felt bad because i think it was a girl player. her name was mia. i always feel bad watching girls lose at poker because most the time they take realy weird lines and just in general play badly.
>>27297234
imagine what a cuck you'd be in real life.
no but seriously, the world needs more kind people, just dont be nice in stupid ways cause that gets nobody anywhere
i'm charming, intelligent, good looking, and fit. i have a beautiful girlfriend, a bunch of good friends, and i make six figures a year.
i'm basically what you people aspire to be. so i'm here to give advice or just be an AMA or something. i don't know. i'm pretty drunk right now.
help me sober up so i can go to bed.
go home chad you're drunk
>>27297236
truth
why are these captcha pictures so hard?
i feel like were you really those things you wouldnt feel the need to prove it on this board
go outside and toss a pigskin around, loser
How do I explain 4chan to my friend
Rules 1 and 2, newfag
>>27296876
Tell him that 4chan is the internet's hypocrisy
We are the black people of the internet, nobody actually likes us, but everyone wants to pretend they are cool enough to hang out with us, and they all steal the things we care about and never give us credit
even when we freak out and try to burn shit to the ground, they still take our memes and write articles and all that stuff they love to mock us for
Even though the majority of 4chan is actually really decent, the few boards (/b/, /pol/, etc) that represent...
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>>27297083
10/10 post
We're the quiet kid who doesn't really associate with people, but when he talks he's pretty witty. People secretly like him, but he rubs them the wrong way, and to be accepted by their peers they pretend to not like him very much
I need new people to talk to, brobots.
Talk to me about some awesome shit. I like retro computers, drugs, weeb shit, video games, history and sci-fi.
Post your searchable Steam name and interests.
ZEA Daki
I can't be the only bored person on a Sunday night on /r9k/.
Damn, I guess I'm the only brobot who has no one to talk to right now. Too bad for me.
I may add you on steam in next few days. Stay strong mate.
If I enlist and go K19 in the Army, will people finally respect me?
My entire life I've been looked at as a child. I'm 6'2'', I have wide shoulders, hips aren't wider than my shoulders but still big, I'm a big guy4ubut as a teenager was friendly, so people never took me seriously. Even when my demeanor changed and I rarely spoke, kept an uninteresting look on my face, same thing everywhere, until I started to get aggressive. Used to be an extremely nice and naive kid, helping everyone, community involvement, etc etc despite...
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>>>/k/29301492
hows your running?
if you want to commission eventually youll need a degree
> drugs, psych ward a few times because depression
never happened otherwise its DQ
eagle scout does give you a boost to E-2
>>27296900
used to run miles under 8, highest mileage routine I did in the morning was 3 miles a day and workout in the afternoon.
Never happened then.
Fuck. Should I just try for ROTC at my University then? I wasn't sure about going back to Uni but it seems like a better option now.
>>27296979
if you can go back to uni and get in the ROTC program then sure its your safest bet to commissioning
otherwise do your time in, get the degree with the GI bill then apply through OCS
Does anyone else have a minor-to massive existential crisis/anxiety attack whenever they finish a good game or story?
Yes in the most unexpected cases.
In my 20s I watched the two films of Kill Bill.
When I finished I started to cry, I wasn't thinking of anything bad, I was just crying. Then expent the next three days listening to Meiko Kaiji.
Evangelion affected me too.
Last time something fucked my mood was Tokyo Ghoul the anime. When the manager says farewell to his two oldest employees I broke down.
Maybe I'm just a bitch I dunno.
>>27296735
No, but I took shrooms in the wilderness a couple months ago and had an existential crisis. Changed my life.
>>27296735
Not really. I my existential crisis is pretty much 24/7, but I accept it. Good games or movies usually give me good feels and make me think about stuff. At worst I get a bitter-sweet happiness and day dream about the characters if I feel a connection.
>Be me
>20, Handsome, Tall, 30+ Sexual partners
>Full ride to University (Biomedical Sciences)
>In a Fraternity
>As normie as you can be
I literally only browse this board. It is the only one I enjoy.
What went through your head when you made this thread? Why should people want to discuss about this? What is there to discuss? You're just a bragfaggot, get a grip.
>>27296699
>r9k posters are normal teenagers/young adults that just shitpost and exaggerate
stop the fucking presses
>>27296724
For the ones who think you can only be on this board if you're a robot, and it makes them angry. Also I need distraction from a paper I'm writing.
>roommate and his friends never invite me to hangout
>yesterday, roommate had one of his friends in my deskchair when I came back from the library
>when I walked in, didn't get up or anything and just pretended that it was his seat
>they come and go all the time
>I just know he's making fun of me right now
what's the point of living as a betamale desu
Why didn't you tell him to get out of your chair? Why do you give a shit what he thinks of you? Don't be a pussy
>>27296907
It's my chair. I shouldn't have to tell him to get out of when there's two chairs in our dorm and he's clearly sitting in mine.
I want to punch his fat fucking ass in the face, though.
>>27296685
Better be carefull you try a beta uprising on him you might end up raped or even worse blacked
I had thought about getting an escort in the US. But with all the scams and stings, its just too shady for a beta like me. I knew the option of going to Amsterdam existed, but it never seemed worth it to go all the way to Europe just to fuck.
But these FKK clubs in Germany. They are like a taste of heaven on earth. Its like your own personal harem of 9/10 blonde models. You pay $90 Euros and you can just hang out with naked girls all day and fuck as many as you want.
I haven't traveled much, so I'd like a fellow Robot to join me on this quest.
>>27296671
is this true? im in the uk
>>27296774
yes
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hookers/comments/4b5kg0/recommended_alternatives_to_amsterdam_in_europe/
>>27296671
id go for a weekend, but how abt you go and write abt it then ill go, dont have time to coordinate really
Why don't blackbots fap to their own women?
I do.
http://gallys.realitykings.com/bg/34/
http://www.tube8.com/ebony/maserati-big-ebony-boobs/24639661/?utm_source=nudevista&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=nudevista
And plenty more, In fact, when I'm looking for porn that focuses solely on the body, then white women can't satisfy that desire. White women don't have the genetics for good bodies.
because 90% of black cunts want 'muh tyrone' fuck that
i want to listen to queens of the stone age and play guitar but apparently i'm 'suicidal' and they all want to change me fuck it.
seriously never consult with a black cunt. the majority is filled with vapid and entitled shits and i fucking hate it. I grew up with 3
so i should know.
pic related: fucking me reading this b8
>>27296749
>i want to listen to queens of the stone age and play guitar but apparently i'm 'suicidal' and they all want to change me fuck it.
Kek, this is pretty funny because I met a black girl like you and you're exactly alike with your mindsets on black people. Funny how the ones that are similar will never give each other the time of day.
>"Hey anon, you wanna marathon the Harry Potter movies? I know you're not into that type of stuff but we can spoon during it. I'll be little spoon. We can do it under a blanket, you know, if that's what you're into..."
[ https://youtu.be/oULApEgWyzc ]
>>27296519
I want to be the little spoon though
can we take turns?
why do these girls always look the same. here's my high school's version of OP's post
>>27296537
>"Yeah sure, but if you're little spoon, we have to be holding hands okay?"
[ https://youtu.be/ZBm8ianXTcc ]
I can't stop thinking or dreaming about her
She was the perfect girl and I completely blew it up in the worse way imagined(insulted her for getting raped after being stood up and ignored)
I don't know what else to do in life right now. It's all pointless garbage and my sadness is nothing more but constant sharp pain.
All I want now is all of my negativity to turn itself into worms and manifest all over this world to devour it
This is rock bottom right?
no but you suck a lot man
work on yourself before going for others
why would you insult someone for getting raped just because you're butthurt?
that's like insulting a fetus for getting aborted, not in their control
you got issues man
you should also sink lower, you have to hate yourself more before you're at rock bottom
>>27296444
Have you tried apologizing?
Retard
>>27296559
What is rock bottom? Have you ever experienced it? if so then you're incorrect.
ITT: Gay experiences/thoughts/etc
>be me
>start to look at porn when ~12
>for some reason I like trannies
>start fapping to bailey jay when she was still line trap
>still watching straight porn because "it's normal"
>next year
>horny 13-y/o
>see video on pornhub with some girl taking a huge dildo in her...
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>>27296348
continuing
>just turned 16 I think?
>start watching sissy hypno
>don't give a fuck about the "you want to be a girl" shit, just cared about the submission and the good looking trannies
>being submissive to a "man" feels great
>for some reason don't think this is gay. why I didn't is beyond me
>buy...
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>>27296620
fucking continue, op
you're gay, at least sexually fluid, who cares
get a grindr and move to a big city
>order large fries
>"I ordered the small"
>"sorry sir the fries are free, our mistake"
Who /mischief/ here
>>27296199
>go into bathroom stall
>dont even use the toilet, instead browse 4chan
>listen to the wet farts and angry mumbles with glee as people realize that they're not gonna be getting into the stall anytime soon
>go into fast food place
>order a plain hamburger
>after a minute I go back to the counter and show them the plain burger and say I wanted a plain hamburger
>they always get confused
>website asks for age
>always round up to the nearest multiple of 5