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I'm gonna need all robots that play yugioh to post in this thread right the fuck now.
>>27288096
I remember when Recommended Daily Allowance was a good card.
How much do the cards cost?
>>27288268
Read up on this
>http://yugiohprices.com/top_100?rarity=all&meta_relevant=false
>>27288203
Scarlight from the new anime is way better IMO.
Cute girl anime is the best, its all I watch :3
>>27287838
>posted by a person with shit taste
I hate that anime. I think its stupid. Eat my balls and cock.
It's the only kind of anime I like.
The action oriented ones are okay if I'm drunk as fuck tho.
What's actually wrong with killing animals?
There's nothing wrong with killing animals.
It makes them feel bad and we don't know what happens after death
That's it
Nothing, but killing for the sake of killing will get you punished 1000000000 fold in the void.
>learn about celtics in the morning
>trading and playing with gogo crazy bones with your mates during break and lunchtime
>learn about photosynthesis in the afternoon
>walk home from school and pop into the local pakishop for some snacks
>come home and watch some CBBC while munching on a packet of space raiders
>have a dinner of bangers, mash and green beans
>finish up my multiplication homework ready for tomorrow
>snuggle up in bed wearing my pokemon pajamas
>stay up all night playing Pokemon Red on my red Gameboy pocket
Take me back to Primary school. I want to be a kid living in 90/00s Britain again. Maybe even Secondary school if you have some good stories.
Space Raiders and Monster Munch were my life
>>27287450
>pajamas
yank detected
who /transformasnacks/ here
>Chad fucked gf again
>going to stay with her
Kill me
Haha,
>>OP is an faggot
<<Mfw I am Chad
>>Tfw I have no Face
I'm NOT a robot
>gf says we will either have an open relationship or no relationship at all
>give in and say yes because i love her
>stops having sex with almost completely when she starts hooking up with other guys
Friends,
I would like to go and help some wizards on their chan, but I've just read the rules and I'm having issues finding a way to help them without breaking their rules.
I know some of you here also go there.
What would happen if I went there with the purpose of helping?
How many of you are wizards?
My idea was to get them to visit here on occasions, so I get more freedom to help.
Advise me, I'm not one of you but I post here regularly.
help threads are obnoxious. the problem for most people is that they are depressed. new clothes, a fresh haircut, and putting themselves out there wont fix their problem. youre not welcome here, and youre especially not welcome there
>>27287392
>new clothes, a fresh haircut, and putting themselves out there wont fix their problem.
You'd be surprised how far this stupid stuff goes, actually. Remember, these are guys who think having a girlfriend would change everything.
>>27287392
>youre not welcome here, and youre especially not welcome there
I am, actually. Here, at any rate.
>>27287346
They don't want your help. They want a place where they're not reminded of women or what losers they are. They go there to escape those facts, not to embrace them. Let them have their own safe space.
why are you voting trump
explain with your words not memes and not shitposts
bonus Q: why are you voting period? the elite already have their guy regardless, they're just watching you squirm for fun
>>27287282
i want america to be great again. is it that hard to understand??
really tho, tax plan, bringing jobs back, the like
im not voting because bernie will not be the democratic nominee
I'm voting Gary Johnson
Even if it's worthless, what matters is I did what I felt was right
Stupid things you did or taught as a kid for example
>be me third grade
>black history month
>learn about mlk jr getting assassinated
>come home and tell my mom I think hitler did it
I thought it was called "lactose and tolerant"
>>27287261
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG, OKAY ?!
I thought babies were formed after marriage, as in the kiss would impregnate the bride with an indeterminate number of children.
I just found out I have a daughter from a one night stand four years ago. And the mother wants child support
>be me
>22 and living in medium sized town
>going to uni and finishing up
>go out to bar one night alone
>meet some chick and get some drinks
>mistakes happen
>I never find any contact information for her, but she took my phone number so I figured she would call
>not hear from her again.
>assume she only wanted a one night stand and let it go.
Several years pass
>life in shambles
>degree got me a $20 an hour job
>no friends
>no life
>this woman shows up at my doorstep
>knows my name
>tells me she hired a PI or something to track me down
>brings a little pipsquak along
>tells me the pipsqueak is my daughter
Wtf.jpg
>I ask her why she didn't contact me 4 years ago
>blows off question and starts demandin I get into this kid's life.
>discusses back child support too
What do I do fellow robots?
Demand paternity test, first and foremost
If she's really yours, you need to disappear mate. Get a new identity. Don't let your life be ruled by reproduction.
>>27287241
THIS. Since it was a one night stand there's a very high chance the kid isn't yours. Don't talk to this woman without a lawyer present and demand a paternity test.
>>27287241
>>27287276
I plan to get a pat test on Monday, but I'm not sure what to expect.
She really looks like me,
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
haha good meme my friend. have this rare pepe. cant wait for donald trump to deport these stupid gay sjw libcucks, right lads?
>>27287013
Get the fuck off my board. Immediately.
>>27286984
>when your wife's boyfriend nuts but she still sucking
Anyone else fallen in love with the lady who cut's their hair?
Pic related is her, she cuts my hair every 3 weeks. In between cutting my hair I always ask to go to the bathroom where I jerk off a quick one to her smell and beautiful eyes.
She's the only person I look forward to seeing, how do i make a move?
I love her so much
bumperino
>>27286842
If you squash your chances with this one, you can always wait 30 years for Katherine Heigl
>lady who cuts your hair
A guy cuts my hair. Why are you going to a stylist instead of a barber OP?
I'M GOING OUT FOR PIZZA TONIGHT
WISH ME LUCK
i am going to fuck this rabbit
>>27286834
DON'T DO THAT OR I WON'T ENJOY MY PIZZA TONIGHT THANKS
>>27286806
GL SENPAI <3
>Have cut 19 times in the last 22 days
>Tonight will be the 20th cut
To celebrate, I will be having a countdown of he first 19 cuts, enjoy!
Didn't like the pain at first, struggled with technique too
>>27286719
The blade used was from a disposable razor
CUT 4
Was still afraid of cutting at this point but felt I needed to do it
Lets have a cozy thread, /r9k/. I haven't been seeing these lately.
there were literally like 3 yesterday OP
>>27286456
Sorry friend, I was on some other boards a bit more yesterday. Care to contribute?
I got some stuff OP
What are some good arguments for tatoos other than 'my body, my rules" ?
>>27286341
I like to lick 'em
>>27286341
none, they are trashy as fuck
>>27286362
no but seriously
