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>Come on, anon...stick it in
What's your next course of action?
No thanks I'm doing nofap
No...Ilike lovey dovey sex. Whatever this is...I'm not into. Also you look loose and need to shave.
That's pretty hot.
If anyone here thinks the acne/marks or hairy pussy are disgusting you're a faggot.
Post ITT if you have no friends!
And post why you have no friends!
I have no friends because I'm boring, insecure, and incredibly shy!
>>27273424
I have no friends because not only am I incredibly awkward, but my personality is complete garbage!
>>27273424
Likewise. Working on it though.
I have no friend because I'm only going out if i'm forced to, so i'm going out approxmiately once every 6 months, and because it's been that way for 5 years now.
Tinder isn't working; I feel like I look decent enough, but I don't seem to get any swipes. What should I do?
Show me your pics and bio. These are very important.
>>27273304
post pic and we will judge if you are decent enough
>>27273329
This. We can offer advice.
Experienced pepe trader here. Got out before the great pepe crash. Here to tell you about a great opportunity to make money from home!
Some say buy low sell high. I say buy what the other guy does not have.
Carl the cucks!!!
Get in now before it is to late. Here is one for free!
>>27273252
Carl the cuck has already popped after being so hot. The market got saturated. I always thought AIDS skrillex was a better investment anyway
He may rise again depending on future events
>>27273471
This. Carl the Cuck was always going to be a pump n dump (just like his wife tbqh).
AIDS Skrillex has some lasting value but I think the real gem here for an aspiring investor is to start right away on the Maddy Memes (AIDS Skrillex's girlfriend and partner in crime).
I haven't seen too much of her yet and the market is confused by her appearance but you heard it here first. The market is going to be hot!
>>27273471
>>27273558
Aids skillerex is wojak = shit tier
Carl the cuck is pepe
U folks will never make it in the fast times of the meme market
What is your opinion on The Big Lebowski?
>Y-you mean coitus?
I like it, but it's over-memed by obnoxious dipshits who think they're super cool for liking it.
Good movie, Very rewatchable
>>27273230
It's a great movie
Top comf
https://politicalcompass.org/
What are your political views, /r9k/?
isn't anarchist communist a contradiction in terms? how would it work?
>>27273379
I'll give you the tl;dr since I'm sure you don't want to read a wall of text.
Communism is a description of a society that is classless, moneyless, and stateless, with common ownership of the means of production.
Anarchism is a method by which to identify, critique, and dismantle hierarchical institutions.
So, anarchist communists advocate the identification and dismantlement of hierarchical institutions including the state, capitalism, and so on in order to create a society that fits the communist description.
There is a lot more to it than that (books and books of theory), but that should give you the basic idea.
>>27272996
Almost close to Stalin
Post common Mandela Effects:
>BerenstEin bears
>South America shifted east
>japan shifted northwest
>NZ shifted east/south isn't as close to Australia
>Australia shifted north
>canada is too big
>Oscar MEyer
>great pumpkin rose up
>Sex IN the city
Pretty freaky-deaky
>inb4 "Muh map projections"
NO MAP PROJECTIONS PUT SOUTH AMERICA DIRECTLY BELOW NORTH AMERICA WITHOUT SEVERELY WARPING NORTH AMERICA
Sex And the City, Berenstein Bears
Those I know for certain changed
>>27272905
Map with biomes for reference
also:
>svalbard exists
>islands (outside of continents) are much bigger
>the world seems smaller by like 10% (oceans are smaller and continents are bigger)
>
>>27273024
Ooops:
>Mediterranean sea is way smaller, surrounding geographic figures are scaled down (italy is much smaller)
>Sardina and Corsica are bigger along with other islands in the Mediterranean
ITT music you're listening to right now
well now i'm listening to close to the edge because you reminded me how much i liked it
thanks m8
Just wandering through some soundcloud shit right now
https://soundcloud.com/thesweatercollection/water
>>27272899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTxSOJKzgl4
How's that Youtube channel going, /r9k/?
>>27272730
Can't say I have one!
>>27272730
>That picture.
Stop triggering me anon.
I have twitch and everything related to it so much.
I just wish video games and everything related to them were still the same thing as when I was a kid.
>>27272802
>have
Hate*
I can't even type because of fucking twitch cancer makes my blood boil.
Fuck I was going to sleep but now I'm angry.
Fuck /v/ as well since we are talking about video games.
>women in positions of power
>tfw on phone and can't watch webms
What happens?
>>27272560
She gets super raped
>>27272560
OP's mom asked him to go outside and play
How do I stop feeling useless and actually do something with my life?
I've been doing nothing but playing vidya and regretting every moment of it for the past few days and I want to do something that would make me happy, achieved and satisfied.
Learn to code, create stuff with your mind.
do something and always be doing something. abstract sounding but its a slow progression and wont feel like youre moving anywhere but you gotta know its more than you were
>>27272384
>educate yourself
>take course online
>find job
>do chores in house
>learn hobby online
not only would these things make you happier, they will give you things to talk about to women and make them interested in you. I wish i had the thoughts you have to do this as well, but I'm too lazy.
I over think to the point where I'm even more horrified by how I look by comparing myself to females. Am I really to women what THAT CHICK is to me? (Which is utterly repulsive) or am I more like that one who's kinda cute but nothing special? Its hard to measure where I am in the looks department because I've had some uggos chase after me as well as some qts. I just don't want to be the male version of an ugly land whale. They say skinny guys are to girls what land whales are to guys :/
Charge your fucking phone, dude.
>>27272341
She could probably still find a guy desperate enough to fuck her and/or be seen in public with her.
Even with the chance of rape, and gross periods.
I imagine my life would be a lot better female.
Because I'm half asian and if I was a half asian female, I'd be draining chad dry.
Oh sure, he'll get sex but, I'll get his livelihood.
END MY LIFE
>be me
>five minutes ago
>shitposting, jerking off, watching anime
>knock knock on my door
>fuck off mom
>wait, the hand that knocked didn't sound like my mom's
>roll off my bed and go to answer the door
>there's a crowd of people
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>my brother (chad) is standing in the center
>one other yoloswagfag guy, five roasties
>heartrate spikes
>wh-wha-wh
>oh hey anon, what's up.
>skdjafjgka
>yeah, we just wanted to say hi
>some of them i sort of knew in high school
>hey anon they all say trying to hold back laughter
>y-you too
>they all burst out laughing
>shut and lock the door
>go back to computer
>write this post
I have a gun and am going to kill myself.
>>27272251
yeah kill yourselfthat'll show them
>>27272298
THEYLL BE THE ONES WHO HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY BODY HAHAHAAHAHAH
>>27272251
You're going to kill yourself because your brother had friends over and was polite enough to say hi?
>There are actually people on this board who think Superman could beat Goku
This debate is retarded cos superman's strength varies wildly between different runs, whereas goku's is easy to follow
>There are people who think Guts could beat Samurai Jack
>>27272201
Also Goku is a planet buster and he is as strong as a God. If you put out the sun then superman is super pussy
Hi 4chan,
I'm a mom who's looking to provide her son some fun entertainment for the night. I'm planning on showing him the movie Aliens. But I'm worried that it might not be safe for him? So 4channers, how many Aliens are in Aliens? I think two or three would be okay, but more than that might be too much for him.
Thanks,
Catherine
P.S.
I've attached a meme for you guys because I know you guys like hose.
P.P.S.
I hope I'm posting this on the correct board. Robot9001/Science Fiction seemed appropriate.
Alien is the superior movie, ma'am, hth (hope this helps)
This seems to sincere to be bait.
Whatever.
Yeah there's only like two aliens.
>>27271940
Sorry, but there are 156 aliens in the movie Aliens, this is not a film for your son.
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