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>Come on, anon...stick it in What's your next course
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>Come on, anon...stick it in

What's your next course of action?
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No thanks I'm doing nofap
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No...Ilike lovey dovey sex. Whatever this is...I'm not into. Also you look loose and need to shave.
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That's pretty hot.

If anyone here thinks the acne/marks or hairy pussy are disgusting you're a faggot.
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I can't get it up.

No surprise this isn't original.
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>>27273953
Lol, you fucking faggot.

Just lol.
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>>27273435
can't find sauce, post more pls
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>>27273435
practicegf/10, not a bad first gf OP.
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>>27274043
Why would you want to fuck this?
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>>27274088
please continue i'm trying to lower my standards here. plus her face is kind of cute.
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>>27273435
Mam, I'm only an antique furniture appraiser, I don't believe I'm fully qualified.
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>>27274130
That's not a good thing to do anon.
Even landwhales will reject average guys now because everyone is doing it.
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>>27273435
I'd instinctively move my mouth towards her butt to eat that juicy pussy out, while I unzip my pants and begin to prepare my penis for some intense fuck.
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>>27274088
I'm also pale white and genetically similar, so I like girls like that. Perhaps you're a nigger or something you don't understand attraction to pale girls.

Also I like hairy pussy, and I'm not bothered by some acne/marks.
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>>27273435

I'd do it if I knew for sure she doesn't have std
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>>27273435
Trim then shave that jungle.
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lol how can you guys be so gay
I'm a khv robot and I would pound dat pussy to oblivion without a second thought
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>>27273953
You mean people like that actually exist??
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why do so many girls have legs covered in scabs and bruises and shit

what are they doing with their legs? i'm working on cars and doing yard work all day, legs like a god damn baby, no injuries
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>>27274325
shaving them?
are you retarded.
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>>27273435
Ma'am, I know I'm buying through Craigslist, but I just want the chair. If I wanted a no strings attached anal session, I would have bought it. Not to mention, from an Asian prostitute a lot more qt than you. But thanks for the offer. I'll be taking my chair now.

Also, your next client might take up on your offer, so since you're out a chair, find one of those sitting donut things.
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>>27274287
he's projecting
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>Stick nose in her butt

>Inhale deeply

am i doing it right
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>>27274337
oh yeah like how my face is covered in scabs and bruises

oh wait, smooth like a god damn baby AS WELL
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>>27274130
>>27274209
Suit yourself.

Who am I to judge?
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>them legs tho
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>>27274397
I'm the second guy you replied to there, but those tattoos ruined it for me.

What was she thinking?
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>>27274043
http://www.atkhairy.com/tour/model/amy035/Amy
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>>27273435
Vomit, even as a virgin who will probably never get laid I have standards
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>>27274397
That side was alot better even with the fugly trash tattoos.
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>>27274436
>5'5 22 years old
ok that ruined it for me. she's trash
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>>27274433

that tattoo utterly destroys what modicum of attractiveness she had. wasn't enough to be a plain, unattractive girl; she had to go an brand herself as a stupid, brainless skank too.
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>people in here saying they wouldn't fuck her

Only shows these are phonies and not even lonely robots, i'd fuck her, hell if she was my girlfriend i'
d fuck her 2-3 times daily.

Pussy is pussy.
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>>27274499
I was only really talking about fapping and besides I came before the last pic.
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>>27273435
>people will lie to themselves that bp isn't superior to this in all aspects
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>>27274397
damn thats some poor artwork
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>>27274570
>choosing the option that only has 2 fuckable holes
>over the 3 fuckable holed edition
way to buy the base model anon.
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>>27274436
That isn't the same girl.

The girl I'm posting is named Kady.
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>>27274570
nice shop you fucktard
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>>27274598
they both look disappointing tho, anon.
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just use the pussy ignore the rest
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>>27274598
ok keep posting I like tall sloppy girls
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>>27274590
>wanting to stick it in that walrus maw of a roast

shiggy
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>>27274632
>lost virginity to 'boipussy'
>never fucked an actual girl
if it's really better I should just kill myself because I didn't feel a thing.
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>>27274611
I don't care, I'm not attracted to either one.

>>27274625
Here you go, no-standards bro
http://pics.teengirl-pics.com/t/kady-atk-hairy-444208.aspx
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>>27274604

ayyyyylmaoo
>>27274661

you might be gay actually. assholes are tighter than roasties, even roastie assholes are tighter than roasties. that or you jerked a bit too much
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>>27274661

>if it's really better I should just kill myself because I didn't feel a thing.

Are you cut?
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>>27274674
>5'3
fuck my life I can't judge height for shit.
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>>27274719
that makes no sense, if I'm gay, then why can't I enjoy it
>>27274732
yes
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>>27274719
MOAR TRAPS
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>>27273435
Look, I'm your friend, and I'm happy to help you with your suppositories, but I'm starting to think you have other motives....

And did the doctor say to take off all your clothes?

Also, ew, pubes are nasty.
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>>27274757
How could you possibly judge her height with nothing around for reference?
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>..ok but I'm gonna leave as soon as I'm done
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>>27274800

Well, not really surprising that you don't get enough sensation.

http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/cold-taylor/

Circumcision removes multiple primary erogenous structures from the penis.
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>people in this thread saying they'd have to lower their standards for her.

I think she's pretty cute, or at least she was until I saw the tatoos. Then again, I don't think I'm too picky about looks.
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>>27274946
are you fucking her or her tattoos?
holy shit you guys are so picky
I'm khv robot and I would fuck her until my dick is raw
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>>27274946

She is cute. I think most of the guys here are memeing and a lot of the rest have been ruined by plastic porn models.

I love ordinary looking women.
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toast her roastie
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>>27274800
gay as in gay bottom aka you need to get your asshole drilled by cocks of manbearpigs gay. pic related
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>>27274937
this meme again. you know most guys my age in the us are circumcised and I don't think there's a massive epidemic of not cumming.
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>>27273435

Only if she spreads them cheeks lets me stick it in her butthole

I admit I have standards but if an uggo or chubby is offering anal I sure AF won't say no.

well not unless if she REALLY fat (like landwhale mode), super-old (like over 60 grannie) or tragically deformed ugly (4/10 or below)
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>>27275014
eh, fair enough but I'm not attracted to men aesthetically so it doesn't work (I tried).
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>>27275027
As you wish, senpai

fucking robot
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>>27275050
sadly it's probably because of the jewishcision then. sorry about that seriously. i hate that people think it's ok to chop pieces of flesh off of baby dicks
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>>27275078
thats enough senpai. if anyone itt seriously thinks she's attractive outside of anything not related to her face and thighs in tights, you're the reason uggo bitches on tinder think they deserve men that are above avg and rich.
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>>27275078

now we're talkin' , sim-pie. I just wanna make her squeal like a pig!
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>>27275015

>this meme again. you know most guys my age in the us are circumcised and I don't think there's a massive epidemic of not cumming.

It's not just about "not cumming" it's about getting enough pleasure and sensation during the entirety of the act.

Loads of the feeling during sex comes from the foreskin.

If a girl had her clit cut off and said she didn't get enough feeling no one would doubt here. There's no proof the clit has more feeling in it than the foreskin--that's just a cultural belief.
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>>27275169
fucking kek >>27275191

I love this board.
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>>27275078
You know for someone who's spreading her fat hairy ass for the entire world to see, she has a very casual look on her face. Like she's waiting for a bus that's a little late but it's a nice day outside so it's not a big deal.
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>>27275214
the clit is the same bundle of nerves as your entire dick, just in a smaller area. I'm not for circumcision though.
I have an onahole and the only really nice sensation I can get from it is the insertion part. the rest feels similar to or not as good as jerking. also cumming kind of hurts with it.
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>>27273953
Acne on her ankles? No thanks.
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>>27275169

yeah, good point. but still I'd fuck an uggo, a cougar or a chubby girl, only if it's in her ass.

and on that subject it's fags like >>27274632
>>27274570 are encouraging crazy trannies like Brianna Wu or Sarah Butts with their "Traps are totally girls too dammit so it's not gay" BS.
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>>27273435
>lean in closer
>"what's that? You have a secret to tell me?"
>*BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAPPP*
>"uh-huh"
>*FFFPFLFPFLPFLFPFLFPLFPFLPFFFRRNNTTTT*
>"I see, but wouldn't that b-"
>*SSSCCHLLORP-PLOP*
>"oh my"

and then clean out the 50 million gallons of cum in my pants
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>>27275319
if a pussy was attached to those bodies it would be no question who has the better body objectively. you don't have to like gays or trannies to admit that.
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>>27275292

>the clit is the same bundle of nerves as your entire dick, just in a smaller area.

No it's not. You'll never find objective histological evidence for that claim because it's a meme.

The clit is homologous to the glans, not the entire penis. Although it does have a different and more specialized innervation than the male glans.
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>>27275319
truth.

>>27274632
>>27274570

It's actually twice as gay than just regular homosex. All that effeminate shit is like the extreme logical conclusion of gay men who act like faggots. If you're gay, at least still act like a man.
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>>27275373
I love you, Brapbruh.

I posted in your thread giving you praise. You're easily my favorite shitposter.
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>>27275381
Okay and if a hot dog was replaced with a salad it would be a salad and not a hot dog. What a stupid thing to say.

He has a dick and balls and is a man, I'm not into twinks or any sort of man.
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I think she's cute.

But I want to make love to a girl, not have "stick it in" sex.
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>>27275469

>make love

pffft
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>>27275416
*sound of a faraway motorcycle with a bad motor driving by*

thanks senpai
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>>27275477
barbarians pls go
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>>27273435
y-you too, m'lady...
uh...
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>>27275373

She won't be farting at all once I plug her ass with my dick. Unless it's cum-farts.
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>>27275469
Only 10% of girls enjoy passionate love making. Most of them to want to be pounded into submission by Chad.
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I bet she won't shut up about how this one time at band camp she stuck a bassoon in her pussy.
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>>27275452
apples and oranges. which is better, a rounded fatty butt with no stretch marks or saggy tit/stomach and smooth jiggly thighs

OR

an overweight body with saggy tits stretch marks gut stomach a round butt with cellulite ?
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>>27275554
I hope one day I find one of those 10%.

It's not about my dick for me, it's about the intimacy and closeness.
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>>27273435
That has to be the least inviting face she could have possibly made.
I just want to throw a coat on her.
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>>27275633
"Surprised toad" doesn't get your blood pumping?
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Use a charged attack to stagger her before unleashing a visceral attack.
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>>27275469
>cute

only her eyes. the rest of her is just "meh". I've seen worse though like really old and saggy or really fat.

The only "passionate love making" I would do would be to a super QT girl of my dreams with a slender petite body but that's just me, though I would still have "just stick it in" sex with a girl like OP pic if it was anal.

And if she got bitchy and picky about anal then I'll just fuck-off and never mind because I'm not that desperate neither.
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>>27274497
Apparently they're all getting tats now because they see guys with tats and think he'll like them more.
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>>27274897
>what are proportions
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>>27275585
I don't know, which is better shitting in my pants or shitting in my shorts?

I'd rather not shit my pants/shorts or fuck a guy/fat girl.
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>>27275214
Uncut is better for the girl, too.
There is literally zero reason to be cut in 2016.
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>>27275718
lol o i am laffin

is this a boy or a girl?
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>>27275226
It's sad that the only reason her face looks better in this shot is because gravity is helping to push all that droop upwards >>27274674
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>>27275770
and in comparison is this a boy or a girl
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>>27275770
>>27275795
another...boy or girl?
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>>27275226
That's hot...

I think i found a new fetish.

I never liked degenerate depilation, anyway.

Please, post more!
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>>27275795
thats a girl you can tell by the small pockets
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>>27275718

this

I don't get why some guys are just so desperate, they'd resort to fucking gay guys disguised as women or actual women that are shitty quality (like uggos, landwhales and dryed-up spinsters or middle-aged single moms)

if it's the dreaded v-card they wanna lose, then try hookers. Or 1-night stands with horny cougars

If it's a serious relationship because loneliness is too scary for you then you got deeper issues to take care of. There really isn't someone for everyone and you don't really need an SO to be happy.
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>>27275874
>no one needs a relationship
>there isn't someone for everyone

if you want to say you dont like gays/trannies/whatever elses that's fine, but leave your roastie feminists misandrist meme's to yourself shill
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>>27275897
Wow, Tamashii is getting really desperate to make people like her videos. All she had to do was speak louder and mumble less.
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>>27275973

how is this misandrist?

if anything I respect MGTOW (yeah tips fedora) because I'm sick of the double standards that "independent woman needs no man" BS but men are shamed into getting stuck in shitty relationships because of the ridicule they face from being alone.

I for one am OK being by myself and I can stick to 1-night stands and brothel visits than settling for an ugly harpy just so people won't call me a loser or gay.

but hey if you still hold hope for an SO then that's cool too. You're not me after all.
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>>27276510
you've been tricked ito believing men and women dont have need for eachother because of western women being so shit for so long. in traditional eastern practices, acting too good to atleast plan on procreation eventually is retarded and shunned, especially in the mans case because there are plenty of women that would cook and clean for you after having sex as much as you can handle.

you might not expect to ever find it, which is reasonable given the current efforts put forth by feminists to brainwash even eastern sects of women, but saying outright that you don't deserve it is shillery. imagine a deer or a bird or a fish going "man i dont need or deserve a female version of me, i only need me"
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>>27276686

>imagine a deer

Cervus noncervixus

>bird

Avis Betus

>fish

Pescus patheticus
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>>27274088
I've fucked worse, a lot worse actually. But that was built on sexual tension and chemistry, not pure physical attraction. Just looking at her....I feel nothing.
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>>27276686
>but saying outright that you don't deserve it is shillery. imagine a deer or a bird or a fish going "man i dont need or deserve a female version of me, i only need me"

I said there isn't someone for EVERYONE. Yes there are some people who need and have found their soulmate/SO/life-partner etc. and that's fine but society pushes a desperate "you gotta have a g/f or you're a loser" mindset which I fell for admittedly resulting in a shitty relationship. Then after some deep thinking, I realized that maybe I'm not one of those guys who needs someone else to fill that void.

Yes the species needs to reproduce but I don't see why that's MY job. The way I see it if the girl I like only wants Chad as a life partner and have his babies then I won't lose sleep over that but I sure as fuck won't settle for a sub-par female to escape shaming from groupthinking normies

Nor will I settle for dating a faggot who's deluded into thinking he was "born in the wrong gender"

tl;dr: Propagating the species is Chad and Stacy's problem. And I"m not Chad.
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>>27274088
>>27273435
Gross. Horse pussy.
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>>27276939
>society pushes you gotta have a gf or your loser

you mean society pushes males to constantly seek to support women with little to no reciprocation? two entirely different things that you have mixed up

>the way i see it, just let chad have all the romantic/sexual bonding i dont want

these are cuck thoughts. mental cuckery. every man deserves atleast 2 women desu seeing as wonen far outnumber women. having children is your job. there's no question in that. you don't have to accept it of course and thats fine

>there isn't sum1 for everyone1

mathmatically incorrect. empirical evidence > feels
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>>27277838
seeing as women outnumber men*
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