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What can you assume about this girl robots?
The closest guess will get the actual story
she broke your heart
>>26101438
Nah
blooooxino
She sucked off all your friends
>tfw no qt self facial eggman bf
Eggman appreciation thread.
>>26100966
That's not eggman
Delete this
>watch gif
>doesn't cum
>>26100977
Fuck off Eggman, I know that's you. Let us appreciate your beauty.
>have to write paper
>don't want to write paper
fug
>>26100418
Just pretend like someone insulted you irl, and now you have to create the next glorious shitpost copy-pasta.
Then post it here so that we can laugh at you.
>300 word essay due in a week
>graded as pass or fail
fuck my life i'm gonna fail
>have a test tomorrow at 1pm
>don't know the material at all
>just going to shit post tonight, wake up at 5:30 am, take an adderall and study then
I hope this is a plan that will work. I'll probably end up fapping for an hour then clean the house instead like the idiot I am.
What happened to the Insecam thread?
>1k+ cams in Japan going down
kek
Insecam thread
>also, you can find cams in your city and do stupid shit
http://insecam.org/en/mapcity/
>all fun cams are ded
>no one will share links because the normies will overload them
>fucking normies again
It's not just Japan. It looks like Insecam is cracking down hard.
>>26100033
Can confirm. Literally saw a living room cam taken off in front of my very eyes
I think I fucked up big time tonight
> Asked my crush 100 times to go grab some beers with me
> Finally agrees to come
> Decide to go with my friend and his little brother who is 16
> The little brother challenges me to fight out of nowhere
> Have never been to a fight before but he's a little manlet and four years younger so it should be easy
> He makes som weak ass jabs at me which don't even hurt
> Can't lose a fight to my friend's little brother in front of the qt.314
> See an opportunity end it quickly
> Jab him right on his nose
> He immediately falls down in pain so I won the fight
> Go to my friend and crush to high five them but they look like they just witnessed the fucking 9/11
> Live close to all of them but they didn't want to take the same bus home
> Nobody answers my messages
> Wtf was I supposed to do? Let that gnome win or what? I don't get it.
Help me fuuuuuuck
Just because you can kill the asylum daemon doesn't mean you should. You were supposed to lose
>being this omega
Give up. You clearly lack the social skills required to exist in society
They witnessed directly how alpha you are and are avoiding you because they've got conflicting feelings inside of them. You did well, now you can fuck them both whenever you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKD8QW0owNo
>nigger BTFO
Why are Russian women so much better than American women?
No BLACKED for this cyka, she straight up rejects him until he runs off scared.
>>26096210
He is so based. I am so wet right now. What a perfect man.
>>26096210
Damn, dude. You sound this shit gets you hard.
>>26096210
lol webm that whipping and post this on pol
>Anon, how many times do I have to show you how to do this properly? Hurry up and pay attention. It's getting busy.
>>26090510
situations like this give me panic attacks
I'm so scared for this. but I got comments on how I do everything rigth after the first time explaining.
>>26090510
we are slow breed, and multitasking at high speeds is often hard. I know that feel brother. Learn better than everyone else, take a little longer to do it all due to worse coordination.
Cringiest moments of your life, please r9k. I need this right now.
>>26079352
My whole life is the cringiest moment of my life nigga.
>>26079369
please greentext some highlights?
it makes me feel like I'm not alone in the world
Don't know if this really counts as cringe-y. But I got yelled at really hard by this teacher who I didn't even have in sophomore year. I was a spergy fuck and had never been yelled at like he did to me and i couldnt handle it, it was in front of a bunch of people too and his wife had to tell him to calm down.
I almost fucking cried there but I ended up going home crying after an hour
Thinking about it everyday makes me want to cry too
So instead of a female red flag thread
How about we talk about what to look for in a woman instead of what not to
I'll start
>virgin
>doesn't have male friends
>introvert
>virgin
>religious
>sweet and timid
Basically any girl who's pleasant to be around. We've reached the point where most girls are simply unpleasant now.
>>26104866
You obviously have low self esteem.
>doesn't hate me
>smells pretty
>lets me be the little spoon
>please
Why are you a loser?
Be honest.
>>26103288
Because, anon, I am the loser.
Bipolar disorder. Psychotic disorders really fuck your shit up. Hopefully I'll commit suicide soon.
>be 28
>have erectile dysfunction
>it's all in my head, don't have any phyiscal impairments
>can't get one up with girls
>isolate myself in consequence because I feel miserable
>my life goes downhill it's absolute shit
>plan to suicide before 30
when was the last time you cried, robots?
>crying
I'm a man
>being a man
>not crying
What's even the point.
>>26101855
This.
Last time I cried was around May last year. I was still a pussy. One day I told myself that I was a man and men dont cry, haven't cried since.
ITT Post a picture you've taken and tell us about itcomment on someone else's before posting
I took this at Santa Monica Pier, California. I like how everyone is going about their day casually, I think I was with my family. My parents let my sister and I eat funnel cakes for lunch
>>26100700
>California coast
Probably my favorite coastline in the greatest nation on earth, but goddamn I hate the crowds/urbanization at every single decent one I've been to.
I'm sorry man I'd post one of my own but I'm a mobilecuck tonight.
This is a picture of the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile I snapped leaving Spokane WA in a rainstorm
>>26101424
Well I fucked up, I think I lights been to Santa Monica. I've only been to California once went to a couple beaches. Is it the one with the ferris wheel?
how many femanons here have a nemesis? that one bitch you hate and want to see destroyed
>>26099972
well i do have a bitch i hate and want to see destroyed but i wouldn't call her a nemesis
>>26100079
what did she do tell story pls
>>26099972
why are girls so competitive?
List a depressing fact about yourself.
I'll start.
I have a fetish for those sissy hypnosis videos despite being completely straight.
>>26099897
can i get a link to what you're talking about?
>>26099909
It started with gifs, but now I can't get enough of stuff like this
http://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/137573/sissy-slut-compilation/
http://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/193158/sissy-hypno/
>>26099897
I rarely leave my house and I indulge into Otaku culture, Doujin and Japanese Media to cope with the fact that I'm bored with life.
Ask a black guy who's going to beat up a white guy tomorrow anything.
>>26096019
Is the group of isometries of R^2 solvable? If so, what is the class of solvability?
>>26096019
why not plant a flower instead?
>>26096019
Black people are violent chimps, move along folks
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