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Femanon here, can someone explain the girls cant be gamers meme?
I personally spend a couple of hours each day playing games mainly on the pc, league of legends, runescape3 and sometimes csgo
Whenever I talk on the microphone I have idiots swearing at me and random people defending me, even though I haven't even done anything,
similarly here, you guys try and say that we just play games for attention and don't actually enjoy playing the game for what it is.

I'm currently gold 2 in league, main support and and take it rather seriously, my friend plays matches with me a fair bit as hes much higher rank then me
(I started in bronze 2)
So would some robot be able to explain why a girl can't be a gamer? I enjoy playing games just as much as any of you, if not more

Pic related is my fav champ when i play mid
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>league of legends, runescape3 and sometimes csgo

you answered your own question
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>identifying as a "gamer"
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>>26103503
>gold 2
>wants to be taken seriously as a 'gamer'
i literally dont have enough reaction images for this

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>tfw you'll never bully a cute girl
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But I did in highschool
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>>26103043
I want to make her a mother
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>>26103057
How? I looked like a faggot in highschool so I was never able to intimidate or bully anybody, especially girls.

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What do you collect?
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Anime figures, gunpla, vanguard and japanese manga magazines
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>>26102262
ol' tobacco tins
alt comics
vinyl
dvd's
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>>26102262
trash in my room

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>mfw some stacy cried during our programming lab cause she couldn't understand java
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>th-this... c-c-COMPUTER... r-r-RAPED MEEEEEEEE
>Comp Sci department gets shut down
>replaced with another English building
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>>26101920
>Roastie
>Java
>Doesn't understand it
>It's one of the easier languages with very simple concepts

Roasties gtfo
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>>26101920
Huh, I heard a story like that from a guy I know. Is this how they react when they meet something they have no power over?

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Who /selfhate/ of /lowselfworth/ here?

>Literally think I'm the most disgusting person I've met
>No matter what I do I still feel that way
>Crippling depression and anxiety to support
>I look at other people and think they're perfect but I am just fucking nothing.

Kill me in my fucking sleep desu.
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yea, same, pretty much

I'm at the point where I look at someone and wish I could live their lives because anything's better than this
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>>26101774
I consider myself the most spoiled, entitled, lazy and self-loathing cunt that ever walked on this planet
And even worse, I'm completely aware of it, but I have 0 willpower to even make a change
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>tfw self hate is fueling my motivation to improve myself

I can't live with myself, but I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself, so I'm changing. Maybe then I'll love myself after I've done some major changes.

I don't have anything but hope.

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>calories in calories out brah
>just eat less calories
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>>26101479
That's literally what it is, you fat cunt. Unless you intend to challenge the law of conservation of matter. Your fat doesn't come from thin air, lardo.
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>>26101580
>metabolism changes when you eat less
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>>26101580
So me physical proof that calories in = calories out

Protip you can't

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>robots tell me they'd be happy to just cuddle a girl
>be fembot who don't want to be fucked
>find robot
>try cuddle him
>he gets angry at me when i don't want more, say he wants nothing at all then

Liars.
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Did the robot you found say that he only wants to cuddle? Or did you assume everyone on this board is the same?
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>Cocktease man
>Get upset when you don't make with the pussy

Fucking cunts are so god damned stupid it's mind boggling
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>wants to be really close
>not too close
Thank god i am asexual

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>tfw your girlfriend won't let you lick her asshole

Why even bothr living anymore? I bet she'd let Chad do it

I can't stand the injustice we face, fellow robots. Why are we born to suffer and die like this?
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>>26106121
Uhh, you have a gf? What are you doing here man.
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Don't ask. Just take it.
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>>26106138
This board is for people who suffer from injustice against the Chads of the world.

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>decide to get into reading as a hobby and to help me get smarter
>picked up pic related
>get a couple of pages in, get bored
>plan days out to read the book
>instead shit post on 4chan all day or play vidya
>has been 6 months since buying this book and still struggling to read through it


How do I get into reading, bros? I want to expand my mind and get intelligence.
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>>26105999
why try to force yourself to like something? nice trips btw
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Bump for same curiosity. I love reading, I prefer it over any other form of communication but I don't have the attention span. I just start thinking or day dreaming while my eyes unconsciously trace the words on the page
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Don't read outdated literature for historians.

Start with inherent vice by thomas pynchon or something by haruki murakami for example.

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Just stand up for yourself they said
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that kid who beats him up can't even fight good
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>>26106342
most people cant fight for shit. and the ones who say they can usually are the worse.
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>>26106448
>implying my katana couldn't slice through his knees like butter

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No Islam discussion version

And can we all just agree if the Islam shit poster starts destroying this thread we all just report him so he can finally get banned and we can have our thread back?
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>>26105866
I appreciate the effort anon.

We can't have civil war though.
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Topic of the day:
Why do Muslims engage in systematic and disproportionate rape?
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WE TAKING OVER.

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Another day, another dollar. Continue the hard work, wagecuck. Afterall, someone has to contribute to society. Otherwise, I couldn't get my NEETbux.
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>>26105806
FUCK YOU YOU COCK SUCKING VIRGIN FAGGOT
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>>26106081
GET OFF GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD NORMIE WAGE KEK SLAVE, GET OFF AND GO BACK TO FELCHING YOUR BOSS FOR $7.50/H

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26105806
>read articles
>listen to podcasts
>"contribute to society"
Thanks bud. It's a pretty hard life, last week we only went out on like 3 restaurant dates because I'm saving for a vacation. I don't know why some robots are rude to me if me and my wife basically allow them to survive

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Share your experiences maybe. I met a cute guy a couple weeks ago, and last night we met up and he fucked me. He came in like 30 seconds and then left and now won't answer my texts.

This was supposed to be more than a one night stand, but of course it's going to be. No one wants to actually date an mtf apparently. Except the autistic old gay guy I met who lives across the world most of the time. He emailed me as I was writing this blah.
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>>26105703
>No one wants to actually date an mtf apparently
of course they don't you degenerate fag, your mental disability isn't a free pass to a relationship
sage
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you prob have a manchin and still have a cock or somethin
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>>26105732
I have some sort of manish features but I can't even find like a good bi guy. And straight guys seem to like me enough to fuck me and accept my blowjobs, so why does it never go further?

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What are /r9k/'s favourite cities?
OP:
1-Sao Paulo
2-New York
3-Moscow
4-Toronto
5-Minneapolis
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I have not been to that many large cities. Doubt most others have either.
>>>/trv/
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I haven't traveled much, but Tokyo, Seoul, Melbourne, and Vancouver look interesting.
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>>26105698
1.NYC because I live here
2.Chicago is nice as long as you stay in the nice parts
3.San Fran as long as you stay out of the gay parts
Haven't been to any others.

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>balding
>can't grow beard either

Who /genetic trash/ here?
Seriously why would nature give such a curse to anyone?
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My beard growing genetics are pretty shitty too.

Does it just not grow in at all in some areas?
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>>26105643
i only have a fucking mustache and a shitty neckbeard
fucking kill me now
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>weak chin
>small rounded jaw
>pouty lips
>patchy beard
>possible gyno
>wide hips
>huge ass
>skeletal thin calves
>tiny hands with short fingers
>light voice
>really poor eyesight

>huge neck, arms, shoulders and thighs
>big feet, bushy eyebrows, the beard patches that do grow are bushy as fuck
>long thick hair

It's like whoever made me couldn't make up its mind whether to make me a man or a woman

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