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ask a person recovering from overbite surgery anything. i can't eat anything so i might as well post here.
new chin, new me
>>27083777
are you excited for girls not to cringe at the sight of you? new start anon, get a gf! also nice trip 7s
What kind of surgery is it?
You can suck a big dick?
Lets say theres someone about to die right before your eyes in a horrible traffic of train accident
What would you do robots?
>>27083739
Call an ambulance.
>>27083739
Try to help and support them in any way I can
>>27083795
>>27083810
Yea right
Your first thought is 'I might get to see someone die today'
That's how everybody would react
I still love my ex-girlfriend and she hates me. How weird would it be if I secretly left her gifts? Like somehow made her life better in secret. Maybe put 20 dollars by her doorstep, and maybe she'll just think the wind put it there.
Any ideas? Is this a wrong thing to do?
She will find out and will try to have you locked up.
Why not be nice to a girl who is nice to you and likes you back?
>>27083783
But if I'm lucky then she'll never know for sure if it was me.
Because I've never loved any other girls as much as I've loved her.
>>27083647
Stop putting pussy on a pedestal even if you loved her. If she hates you then it's not worth it. Just focus on yourself for a bit man
>Penis size = 8 > (inches)
>Length = 6 > (feet)
>Body fat = 5 < (%)
>Average monthly income = 300 000 > (dollars)
>>27083632
well, yeah, I wouldn't believe a guy who said his penis was more than eight inches, his body fat is less than 5%, and he makes more than 300k a month either
>>27083632
red flags for women:
they don't know how to use basic numerical operators
i mean what the actual fuck LOL
>Has a bunch of 'girl friends' in his contacts
>Calls you babe/bae
>No car
>No job
>Mental illness
who /baseball/ here?
spring training is comfy
>tfw team has absolutely zero expectations to be met coming into the new season
feels oddly comfy man
>>27083592
Very comfy, baseball is the most comfy of sports by far
>>27083592
baseball is the only spectator sport with any opportunity to be comfy. Baseball tries to make it all rah-rah, jump up and down, constant-action like the other major sports, but fortunately it's still easy to just sit in the upper deck with a beer and relax. Protip: Bring a portable radio to the game, and listen to the broadcast while you're there.
What is NYC like?
Not anywhere near as cool as people make it out to be. It's extremely diverse but people can't stop jerking themselves off over how cool and edgy it is. The fucking hipsters suck. Wallstreet cunts think their better than anyone else. The transit system is fucking disgusting. If it got nuked the world might just be a little better off.
>>27083386
Home of Emperor Trump
>>27083386
expensive, crowded, smelly, lots of homeless, full of shitskins, sjws, hipsters
It's that time again. How is institutionalized heightism keeping you down /r9k/?
>tfw 5'6 in the Netherlands
>tfw grills are even taller than you
it itsn't
I'm 5'6" and doing pretty swell in life. Good job, money, looks, can get pussy.
>tfw dick is only 5 inches but i pretend its huge and tell girls its big when im fucking them
inb4 normie, ree, etc. if you havent gotten laid by now its your own fault.
It seems like lies and rape are the majority of reasons why people had sex early on
>>27083201
>5 inches on a good day
>gf: Oh you're so big babe
>heh
>she is pure so doesn't know any better
In b4 normie reeee
>>27083201
that and drugs and alcohol.
Tiddley-ho, wagecucks.
You've made it to the weekend. Congratulations!
Now don't party too hard. Your boss needs you well rested for the new week that's right around the corner.
As for me, I'll be performing at the dueling piano bar for the next few nights. Hope to see you there!
>>27083149
Your fingers are far too fat for you to play any sort of instrument. Please, stop lying.
Ask your if she could look over her budget and pull some funds for you to see psychiatrist and a dietitian.
>>27083149
Thisis a good weekend for us.
>>27083305
Look me in the eye when I'm speaking to you!
You will be getting money for rent, food, internet, and a few other expenses every month for the rest of your life, BUT ONLY if you move out from your parents in the next week. You're not allowed to keep in touch with them, or any friends, relatives, etc.
Realistically, would you do it?
of course
as soon as i move out i plan on cutting all communication with them, they're horrible people.
>>27082964
why are they horrible?
I don't know man. It's pretty daunting to think of. Depends how much money I guess.
>the weekend is finally here
>you've waited and slaved so long for this
>now its already almost overTICK TOCK TICK TOCK
>>27082899
Yeah I'm gonna bring my girlfriend over to my house, make some expensive food and have nice wine.
But I bet being alone at your mom's house will be good too, op.
As always I actually work weekends.
At least I have today off.
>>27082918
>2016
>coming on the internet to lie
>on 4chan
>on r9k
On Waka Flaka Flame's facebook page RIGHT NOW
Normie pepes, get em while they're hot
damn that's a hot normie pepe
whoa normie variant of spaghetti frog, get your library card cuz you gotta check this shit OUT
Waka's a cool guy though, too bad I don't like his music
>Be me
>Get bullied at work everyday by this guy named Josh
>This goes on for months
>Yesterday I decide I had enough and attempt to buy a gun
>Drive up to a corner with a bunch of black guys in a bad neighborhood
>Tell one of them im looking for a gun
>He tells me 500
>I give him the money and he says he will be right back
>He never comes back
Why is life so cruel?
>>27082718
Well, that'd be because you're an idiot.
>>27082718
You deserve this for being a turbobeta.
All you have to do is fight him. Not shoot him.
>be me
>try to guy gun to kill someone and/or hurt them for life
>get cucked over
whi lyfe so mean.
I've been NEET for about 7 months, now I'm a wageslave, and I can honestly say having a fairly /comfy/ job is better than both NEETdom and full-on wagecuckery (e.g. having a job you loathe but have to stay at)
>working as proofreader for local newspaper
>hours are typically in the afternoon/early evening since there's nothing to proof early in the morning, get to sleep in
>get paid $14 an hour to correct spelling and grammar
>comfy office in quiet part of building
>supervisor is really chill, don't really have to talk to her much but she's always nice
>only one kind of annoying coworker, some middle manager who screams at everyone
>some National Guard fag who thinks he ought to be venerated like a saint because he runs around in the woods in an ACU one weekend a month
>nobody takes him seriously anyways, was probably just given a paper-pushing make-work job so he doesn't shoot up the place
>qt 3.14 working at the front desk has actually started talking to me
>family respects and likes me
>money in the bank
>still have lots of time to do the things I love
>motivated to exercise again
I'm glad you found something that works for you! This seems like a decent job.
>>27082677
I know that feel Anon, night security guard here.
>job is essentially to sit in a room and not fall asleep
>most nights I spend reading, watching movies, playing vidya, shitposting here, eating
>essentially getting paid to be a NEET in uniform
I don't understand why so few people want this sort of job, you basically just have to show up and warm the seat for eight hours.
wtf is this shit. Who the hell would want to do that? I climb a hill, go swimming, talk to cuties, read books, go online, make music and generally do whatever the fuck I want.
so /r9k/, how many girls have you kissed and how was your first kiss?
>be 15
>invite girl home
>make out in bed
>yus
8 girls
just a quick peck with this girl in 7th grade, at her house before I left
>robot
>girls
Choose one
2
vigorous and alcohol-fueled
