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fembot here, there's literally and objectively NOTHING wrong with wearing makeup
Let people do what they want. If you don't like girls who wear make up, don't date one, problem solved.
>>27089384
you're unironically right, most women just look better with painted faces
Well, objectively, no human conduct can be "wrong". So you are correct.
It's friday night, and we're all lonely as fuck. So why not join your fellow robots for some banter to pass the time? Maybe you're looking for someone to get drunk with? This is the place! Anyone can join, you don't even need to have skype.Also, this is the place to be if you want to find up-to-date 'megle tags that the bot hasn't infected yet. I'll be letting everyone know what it is when I get a few people in the room and announcing it every now and then. All you have to do is ask if you want to know the current interest, which I will be changing if the bot happens to infect the current one.
Come one, come all! Let's do it guys.
https://join.skype.com/i1nOeLek8zM9
So... What goes on in these groups exactly?
what are the current tags?
>>27089353
Friendly banter.
>>27089400I'll be announcing it IN THE SKYPE CHAT in a few moments, so get in here.
Tell us your life story, /r9k/.
>Had 1 friend in 4th grade
>Moved
>Moved again
>Moved one last time
>now have no friends and the only person I talk to is that guy from the 4th grade whom I magically remained friends with
>21 and its still that way
Born by accident. Bullied by older siblings. Family dirt poor. Also parents fundie christians. They divorced when i was 11. Have ocd and aspergers. None of it has been pleasant.
first i was born and then i started shitposting and now here i am
How the FUCK do I get people to talk to me at university?
>wanting people to talk to you
Found the failed normalfag
>>27089178
you talk to them
and not awkwardly
>>27089231
There's no way I'd make a risk out of the blue that could have bad consequences.
How fucked am I guys? Came back home from college to see a barrage of texts from my long distance girlfriend and I had to call her. Basically, she slept with some guy. I literally threw up during the call (left the phone on the bed) because I was so sickened.
How the hell am I supposed to handle this? We both told each other we love each other and have been dating for more than a year. And suddenly this shit happens. I can't even think straight I'm just so angry and upset and I thought I finally made with my first gf.
>>27088968
Welcome to hell
op
LTR don't work for the reason of the situation you're in now. Just break up, let it go, and learn from this. If we were Elder Scrolls NPC's right now you would be saying, "Help, every time I get together with my fire elemental gf I get horrible 3rd degree burns!"
So dissapointing yet so predicatable women literally are all whores
Is Latin America the best place for a robot to be born?
Seems the women there are modest and conservative, and most men are able to find gfs.
>>27088677
there's only one problem with being born in latin america, especially Brazil.
If you're born there, you're born in Brazil, and I can assure you being a virgin for 150 years is better than living there.
Also feminism is spreading quickly in colleges and a good bunch of women there, especially in the new generation, are already insufferable "kill all men, whenever men talk they rape everyone in a 50km radius" cunts.
>>27088677
>>27088677
>Seems the women there are modest and conservative, and most men are able to find gfs.
most men are able to find gfs because everyone here is a normie
social anxiety isn't a real thing down here
don't be delusional
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Seems the women there are modest and conservative, and most men are able to find gfs.
huahauahauahauahuaahhuahuahuahua
I want to disappear without a trace and be forgotten by everyone I know. I want to break every attachment to my original identity. Is that even possible in [current year]?
>>27088658
>Save cash.
>Travel to Thailand.
>Burn your documents.
>Become a tranny.
>Move to a less populated city in a rural area.
>Marry some farmer.
>Alternatively be rural village tranny hooker.
Sure.
Grab your stuff. Pack some food and water, maybe a handheld. Then, walk out your door, lock it, then keep walking wherever the fuck you want. People will eventually search for you, which is why you need to walk as far as you can, in any fucking direction, never stopping. Hitch a ride if you've got the balls, and want to risk getting raped and/or killed. Otherwise, you can jump trains
>>27088658
save money
move to bahamas
delete facebook
change phone #
??????
Profit
HOW
JUST HOW
are some people able to have wagecuck jobs and still
>play LOL/Dota or various STEAM games
>have multiple sexual relationships
>exercise and lift for fun
>code apps for fun
>solve difficult problems/puzzles for "intellectually stimulating experiences"
>have over 1000 karma on reddit
>be proficient in violin, piano and guitar
>still have the time to visit /r9k/ and laugh at us
>>27088538
Their executive function is optimum, as in, they're not autistic.
Their parents are still helping them
>>27088538
What wagecucks are you talking about?
Because your average wagecuck isn't invested at all in the things you listed, IF he/she does them to begin with.
Why do girls never grow theur hair freakishly long like this?
>>27088370
Because it's really hard to maintain.
Cause its bitch to take care off, doesnt look that good and is not practical
>>27088370
I don't know, but if it was just a little bit shorter it would be sexy af. I love that look
can we have a league of legends thread
please don't call me a normalfag i know it's a shit game
post your summoner name and region i want friends
>>27087950
Bertbarian
NA region
I seem to win much more when I play support in ranked.
>>27087976
added!! i'm princess erica
does anyone here plays on br?
Daily reminder: When you wake up Monday morning
>Pic related is that strong independent woman in your office walking around with her shoulders out with a scowl on her face
>This is that "confident" girl you're scared to talk to.
>This "was" Hillary Clinton & Angela Merkel
decades ago
>This is all feminists at some point this weekend
>This your female manager on her weekends
>This is that smart independent lady on the board of your company during weekends.
>This was even your stern strict mother at some point
>This is every girl who ever rejected you....
Look at it. Thats the female gender there, thats what we are dealing with here.
God... You're gross, and bitter.
>>27087891
It's okay to be a virgin but that bitterness is just off-putting tbqh.
>>27087891
Lol @ being a wagecuck/having female "bosses" or "coworkers"
L2entrepreneur betas
ITT: Normie lies
>You can do anything if you'll just believe!
>Your only problem is your negative mindset
>It's an amazing world out there! Just look around!
Nigga those aren't lies. They're general advice/cheering up. The world is amazing, and there is some amazing shit out there to do and see. But the fact is you choose to stay in doors and posting here like a fucking loser.
So quit being ignorant and either make the change you want to see, or accept the state of living you've accustomed yourself to
>>27087853
>"The world is amazing" meme
Not to me. I'm better off dead.
You have probably never had depression.
>Stay in doors
Better than going outside
>loser
Society sees me as a loser. I don't care about society which is pretty much people I don't even know
I just fucking roasted your whole argument.
>>27087893
No, you didn't roast his argument. His last line is essential. You either try to change it or you stop being an obnoxious cunt that just complains while blaming others or mocking them.
Sharing your feels is okay, but being pretentious like you were in the OP is just pathetic.
Pic related would reject you if:
Below 6'3"
Make less than 100k/yr
Not 8/10 face
Confident
Willing to be in a one way open relationship
OP here. Last two meant to be unwilling and un confident. Fucking women
>>27087553
It's not like anyone would approach her in the first place.
She will end up licking her cats as the "momma cat" like that one lady on tlc.
>>27087553
I wouldn't approach them in the first place.
I am more happy being alone then to be caught with these landwhales.
>Hey anon, how come we never see you talking to girls?
>Well, the truth is guys... I
>I'm in love with all of you!
>We have so many wonderful memories together... I couldn't live without that anymore!
are you guys from a 90s boy band revival group or something? why are you talking to me anyways
Dunno breh, maybe you've gone blind?
How can I run away from home? I have like 1500 Dollars cash avaliable how long would I last? Any robots whos ran away from their homes and got stories and or tips?
I'm 18 with no friends, bad grades, and tired of sitting at my computer everyday.
>>27087235
Do you have a car, if so -> EZ homeless life.
If not, prepare yourself. You are in for a rough ride.
not long at all
you're better investing that 1500 dollars into your hobbies, fitness and development
>>27087235
Build one of these.
http://imgur.com/gallery/HaTx3
