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Its my birthday on the 16th lads edition
Happy birthday in advance lad.
use my image bls
who /working/ today m8s.
about to head into my late shift, considering suicide to avoid it.
Hey, guys! Yesterday, someone posted a thread with this image in the OP, and I thought it was just so sexy! I'm rubbing my hard cock to it right now!
I thought maybe it would be a good idea to share this image with you all, because maybe we could all play with ourselves together! Wouldn't that just be great?
Please join me and jerk your cock! Post when you start, then quote yourself and post when you finally bust your yummy load!
Posting a superior image for jerking your cock to
I'd rather post fried chicken.
>>27012601
Whoa, nice! Maybe we can all post hot pictures in the thread to get our cocks as hard as possible!
Describe your most depressing birthday memory.
Never had any friends at my birthdays. Stopped getting any presents in my teens, but I still got a cake.
In my 20s and I still get a cake, other than that it's just another meaningless day. My friend feels entitled to a bunch of his shit on his birthday, and if it doesn't meet his expectations he gets depressed. Honestly I'd rather not be like that.
On my 18th birthday my parents tried to get me to buy a pint of beer at the pub, but I was too scared so I just walked out and left the money on the bar.
>>27012654
You're an adult, friend.
Ugly thread.
>>27011798
>tfw she would still be able to get a average BF
I fucking hate women so much
>>27011816
No, she wouldn't stop memeing
>>27011816
>males will fuck anything that moves
>somehow it's the women who are bad
Fembots, I assume most of you are like us, listless and aimless. You're probably more likely to have had multiple partners but that aside.
What do you actually want out of life? Marriage? Kids? To be left alone? Hedonism?
they want the guilty pleasure of having chads cock thrust in and out of their rectum
Alison Rapp is beautiful.
>>27011545
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If they had partners at all they aren't bots
>Doj getting BTFO
Good job, robots.
I'm warning you Doj *unsheathes katana* you better stop making these threads
Poor guy. He probably pretends to himself that he's just trolling. Poor guy.
>>27011146
>>27011183
He deserves it. He thinks that going on a board like this, insulting guys and defending women is going to make him some type of "alpha male" He's just another effeminate Ledditor dudebro.
Why the fuck do tall guys like short "cute" women?
Do they not realize the likelihood of having manlet sons increases?
Do they not realize you have better chance of dating taller, sexier women?
do they not realize they would look better as a tall genetically superior "power" couple?
as a manlet, I don't get it AT ALL. I am cursed with being attracted to tallish women at least 5'6, best range is 5'8--5'10
help explain?
>>27010333
I dunno, my mom is 5'5" and my dad is 6'2", and I turned out to be 6'1". I don't think it works quite the way you might think.
>>27010333
My first gf was so small I could pick her up and set her on top of my dresser and eat her out. She liked to be fucked against the wall too. We never got a sex swing though.
I'm only 6'4
Normals never think ahead with shit like that. They think the power of love will change things or something.
Its why they shrug and say it was part of god's plan when they have multiple retard children and also why they breed with idiots and genetic fuckups.
>dad was 6'5"
>mom was 5'3"
>I'm 5'11" king of manlets
I'm sorry but if you're under 5'11 you need to commit suicide immediately.
Damn, that guy took the hit like a fucking champ.
He looks right back at him too like, "Now I am fully erect."
McGregor is still the superior fighter. He went up two weight classes just for this fight. That isn't something most people do.
>>27008757
>>27008761
>typical manlets always looking at the bright side
You people never learn
>person claims to not be a normalfag
>they aren't even a virgin
Fucking lmao, thats like rule number one and normals even get that wrong.
So having sex take a away the ability to be a robot? I don't think sex changes an anon overnight
>>27007452
To have sex, you need a gf, which needs friends, which means you went out and socialized, which means you are not socially inept.
>>27007348
Who is that semen demon?
>>27007452
Yep, unless you were molested or raped or something.
Who TRUMP here?
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>27007238
He;s going to lose to Rubot tomorrow you know. Normies don't like all these racist accusations, even if they are mostly untrue.
Trump is the only thing giving my life purpose pretty much since November. I dunno what I'd be doing instead right now. I actually have things to look forward to again on primary + debate nights.
>>27007331
Pretty much guaranteed Rubio win in Hawaii I'm thinking, but isn't Cruz in 2nd in every other state?
>tfw guys at the local gaming store start hitting on you
fuck. off. I'm not that kind of woman
>gamers
>hitting on girls
Sure thing fag
>>27005927
i would love for a gamer to hit on me. we could spend hours cuddling and kicking each other asses in shoooters
>add you to play video games
>not try to hit on me and at act cringy as fuck
kill yourself, i dont want to be your gf or cummy buddy
I would like to see what /r9k/ carries with them every day.
No cheating. Only what you carry minimum 5 days a week.
I see you carry the white person afraid of the world special
>>27004873
Do people ever make these threads WITHOUT posting a gun in OP pic?
Nice glasses, dork.
Let's do this and maybe a fembot will notice us
Not like we care of course
Find your qt thread? I'm up for that. Will post template if requested.
>>27004697
Here you go /soc9k/
>>27004959
Wrong meme anon
>>27004697
i am posting with an original comment.
Who else /lurkingchad/ here.
TFW when
> have two degrees
> socialize 4 to 6 nights a week
> loving stable family that raised me well and taught me how to study and control my emotions
> /fit/
> slept with 27 women
> 24 yrs old and work in risk management at the stock exchange
> surf mountainner and sail as hobbies
> dating two girls at the moment both of them know about each other
> facial aesthetics on fleek
I come to r9k for the greentexts and memes. I like the alternate view point on life and seeing how others live.
Inb4 reeeeee
>>27003908
I'm similar to you but generally more successful -- at least by the criteria you laid out.
But yes. Same reasons.
>>27003908
That's more Chad than a lot of Chads are.
Me:
>Have one degree
>Have one longterm qt asian gf, and a couple of girls I meet with now and then. My gf is cool with it.
>Slept with 8 women
>23 years old, work as a successful film director with an approx ~$230k income for the past 12 months.
>Also have good facial aesthetics
>no hobbies because filmmaking consumes all aspects of life
I also visit r9k to observe the aspies and see a worldview that's wildly different from my own.
Oh, and - 5 years ago I was a beta orbiter with severe confidence issues.
You can overcome it, robots.
Welcome, Chad! *kisses*
>we live in an age where people unironically claim the number of a woman's sexual partners doesn't matter
Are you fucking kidding me? Think about the emotional significance of just one relationship. The moments you share. The experiences you undergo. The things you do together. That person, man or woman, is a huge, huge part of your life. Now multiply that by two, three, four, fucking ten, twenty people. How many times before you has she snuggled up to a man in the exact same way and said, "I love you"? How many men have been in that bed? How many men have shoved their cocks in her?
It's disgusting. What's even more disgusting is how NORMAL it's become in the eyes of society. A 19 year-old girl can have five different sexual partners by that age and no one bats an eye.
I want off this fucking ride.
I really want to do a sex swirlie now
>that girl will say she "isn't ready" for a relationship with a thirsty beta and make him wait months before even kissing him.
>>27003719
>19
>5
thats actually lower than average
