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Fembot here and I had my first experience with a big dick last day.
It was difficult to suck and hurtful, when he started to thrust I could not keep going and I stopped it then left.
The best I ever had was 5 inches.
Big dicks are a meme.
>tfw I have a big dick
>now all I can think of is tying down OP and hate fucking her
>and listening to her beg me to stop and crying
Always wanted my dick to be a weapon.
>>26995117
How dare you call yourself a fembot knowing that you had sex a day ago and you can have it anytime you want?
You ain't no robot, you are a disgusting roastie and you deserve all my disdain.
You are a meme, get the fuck out.
>>26995117
>fembot
you have to go back desu
Well since majority of you NEETS failed my other test, whats the answer to this? It's very basic logic and if you can't get this then consider suicide.
one dollar
sdhfbbnjg
>>26994035
1.50 since the sentence is already giving the answer.
>A game costs $1 plus half it's price.
>A a game costs $1
>inb4 is some tricky 2deep bullshit
>>26994035
2$
origimath
Post some music, robots. Anything comfy will do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHdRp_dLhvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ERX408_FnM
Tell me what you think, OP. :)
Beach House is pretty comfy imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43ncFhGFjrk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeaHW-rUsUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2yTPCyI9v0
Which Tobacco is your favorite fellow robots?
>hurr tobacco is bad for you xD
Kill yourself normalshit
>>26992502
hipsters smoke american spirit because they burn slower and gives them more time to look cool while smoking
>>26992541
I like it because of the strong taste without the disgusting aftertaste
I got tired of waking up with a sore throat everyday so I switched to dip and this is the good shit and only costs 3 dollars
Red flags
>she shaved the side of her head
>she's wearing glasses
>she's a feminist
>dyed hair
>nose ring
>has had a one night stand
>tattoos
>piercings
>addicted to weed or cigarettes
>>26991804
that goes way beyond red flag
though that's probably the bait
>>26991804
My sister is a walking bag of red flags.
>single mom
>3 kids.
>tattoos
>that hair in OP pic.
>works as a hairdresser in a bad part of town.
>didn't finish highschool.
Feels bad man.
which one of you faggots made this?
>>26990715
shes got a nice bum
>>26990715
Dat ass
Unf
>>26990715
whats so bad about it
its the truth
Im leaving society.
Im using my savings to buy camping gear, survival gear, wool clothes and hiking boots and then im leaving my life behind. Im sick of depending on other people, im sick of social pressure, im sick of the idea of money, and im sick of unnecessary materialism and comfort. All i want to do in my life is survive and to be self sufficient.
The thought of living in this fake, feminine, materialistic society for the rest of my life makes me sick.
First im going to hitchhike and trainhop wherever i want to go, and panhandle for food. Meanwhile im going to learn about survival and self sufficiency. The goal is to be absolutely self sufficient and to be far away from modern society, but until then im going to be a tramp/hobo.
Whos with me? Doing this with 2 people would be much easier in survival situations.
I live in europe and i plan to move to spain and portugal during the winter, and east europe during the summer.
Im leaving in 3 months. I still have to buy gear and make sure i leave my family without debts.
I was planning of doing this but I don't have the means atm... and also i've thought about this already and it's going to be a lot harder than you might think.
>you gonna be hungry
>>26990487
You can survive for weeks without food. But yes it will be hard to get all the knowledge and experience to get food.
And if i cant get food i will get back in the streets to start panhandling. It is definitely possible to be self sufficient, you just need to know how to do it. How to set traps, how to hunt, how to fish, which plants are edible.
Get a rifle too, you WILL need it.
Why aren't you a male feminist?
l realized that it won't get me laid
>>26989802
Because I do not have a fedora and a trenchcoat.
>>26989802
>>26989820
This. It never got me laid unless I was using it as a pick-up line and they thought it was cheeky.
"Male feminist" is the modern equivalent of "gay best friend"
back to work wagecucks edition
>>26987934
First, u jelly?
First time posting in an inbred thread. Just saying hello and good morning from America.
>>26987975
no, because i'm not 15 and this isn't youtube.
Does anyone know of any good YouTube channels that put out original content?
Everything that's popular is shit and everything that is gaining popularity is just crap channels complaining about all the shit channels.
>>26987359
>everything that's popular is shit
fucking kill yourself.
>>26987359
No but I could shill you my channel if you'd like.
>>26987373
Let's Plays, "pranks" and attractive 20somethings narcissistically saying nothing in front of a camera isn't shit?
Fembots are you a feminist?
No. I don't get involved with politics in any way.
i would be considered a feminist by the technical definition, but i don't like to label myself as that due to the modern connotations it has.
>>26987174
>i would be considered a feminist by the technical definition
What are your beliefs?
eggy is gonna kill himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltk5jvbZZpo
>after thinking on it for the last couple days, I think I will be ending my life either Wednesday or Thursday, maybe Friday depending on how long it takes me to get some things sorted out.
I'm really kicking myself for not getting these matters handled the last time I was suicidal, because I'm so sure now that it's what I must do and the urge is very extreme to do it asap.
but I just need to get some things handled since my death is going to ruin a lot of people's lives who are close to me, and I can't die until they are taken care of, even just a little bit.
but hopefully I should be ready to go by the end of the week, and I'll make a video before I do it as sort of a visual suicide note.
>>26987003
Im honestly bummed but Eggy seems like the kind of guy to have been suicidal a few times and now he's serious about it so I'm certain he'll live up to his word.
Another robot bites the dust.
Rest in peace eggman
it's late at night
maybe he'll feel better in the morning
Blackbots, why are you still virgins?
Probably because they aren't thugs.
>>26986947
Two reasons:
1. I don't go out much, so my chances of hooking up/ gfing up a girl are drastically reduced.
2. Girls at this college just don't go for black guys. It's always white guys. Even the black girls don't like black guys. Personally, I'm kind of into brown chicks, with black chicks being a close second, and most girls at this school are white so it doesn't bug me that they don't want to date me. It just sucks that the black and brown girls don't give me a chance.
>>26987033
This.
No hope for blackbots like us. No black girl finds us desirable
>he fell for the "MAN UP" meemer
jej
time to wake up and smell the coffee robots. the only reason you arent interested in becoming a trap is because chad and stacy said its bad. stay mentally cucked all you want but it wont be me.
a toast to the good life of feminine privilage, man brains but none of the man expectations
to my fellow girlbutts. ciao
>just giving up and turning yourself into Chad's cum toilet
>y-you guys are the cucked ones
>>26986203
This is gay, fampai. Please seek professional help.
>>26986203
I would butmy parents would disown me which is currently a bad idea
Maybe once I move out and can live on my own.
What is the most normie major?
>>26985227
Psychology Female
Political Science Male
Business. No question
Anything Med related.
Couple of years ago it was Law but its moved to med now, the "I'm a fucking useless academic but I got good grades in school through memorising and spewing bullshit textbook answers and now I have to go to Uni so I can tell people I'm an intelectual" major
