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back to work wagecucks edition
>>26987934
First, u jelly?
First time posting in an inbred thread. Just saying hello and good morning from America.
>>26987975
no, because i'm not 15 and this isn't youtube.
Is it Friday yet?
>>26987995
Sound extremlty jelly to me anon
Anyone that posts after this comment is jelly.
>>26988019
why friday
>>26988083
new gogglebox
we need to put something in the /britfeel/ times
Are us amerifag wagecucks allowed here?
>>26988308
obviously not, jog on
>>26988308
>asking for permission
Haha no fuck off you wet lettuce.
okay lads I'm going to take matters into my own hands and see if I can't add anything to the OP image, what would you like to see
my photoshop skills are very limited but i'll try my best
>>26988308
Do you wanna fucking go mate?
Dropped my oneitis today lads, told her I'm not going to bother being an orbiter anymore and she should learn how to treat people with respect.
Off to the JC then probably have some tasty greggs pastries.
>tfw getting boozed on a monday morning before getting your bennies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr58WHo2ndM
>>26987934
got kicked out for using my mums debit card by accident, lads
love imagining all the /britfeel/ lads as surly old men in the pub, then some chipper well dressed Yank comes in with a beaming smile "well howdy barmaid, I'll have forty ounces of bud lite please" and everyone turns to look at him in silence
>>26988526
>by accident
pmslmaool, how much paysos you spend lad?
>>26988537
i don't actually know, she has her bank statement but wont tell me
>>26988547
Watcha gonna do now then?
>>third date with girl
>>didn't go as well as the second
>>she's playing hard to get but we still kissed
>>running out of things to say
Help, how do I flirt with grill?
I was thinking we'd go out for drinks next time, and then back to mine for Netflix and chill.
>>26988615
>third date and no sex
There is no point continuing.
>>26988500
Congratulations mate. I hope you can stave off the crippling loneliness
>>26988647
>girl doesn't gape her holes on 3rd date means she should get dropped
>being a sketty slag a desirable trait in a relationship
I don't know much about relationships between 2 humans but enjoy your #GonorrheaLAD
>>26988790
If it's gonna happen it happens latest by the second date.
>>26988697
If I get a job hopefully I can make friends and relations with my fellow workers which I don't have to force like I did with her lately, we were pretty in sync at first but then she probably found out how I was a big no friend loser and had me wrapped around her finger to tell her she's good looking when chad doesn't giver her the D.
I've never ceased a friendship on my own terms and it feels pretty good 2bh, I'll probably buckle and orbit some other girl at some point though when the depression hits its peak
Anyone fancy a pint later in west London?
>>26989008
Where in West London?
Just had a dream in which I woke up and then I actually woke up
Post waifus
>>26989034
I live in white city
>>26989055
Fuck you I hate you so much
my cat finally sleeps on my bed.
this is happy.
>>26989076
Don't worry lad you'll find her someday
>home alone for a week with some weed
goodbye reality
>>26989173
MATE
WEED
AHA
>>26989185
ill fix it for you
>home alone for a week with some alcohol
goodbye reality
>>26989191
DUDE ALCOHOL TOPKEK
>>26989191
you can't even drink lol
>>26989191
SENPAI
BOOZE
BANTS
>>26989214
why's that senpai?
>>26987995
I think you need to take more naps lad, you sound grumpy and jelly
>http://youtu.be/1C72BwDRCWY
>Still nobody online
I knew it everyone's dead aren't they or did I just imagine their existence in the first place
>>26988179
In or out?
For the Euro thingy
>>26988527
why is yank beer so terrible? Might watch trainspotting one last time before I take it to Cex.
>>26988615
What did you do on the first dates? Grills like crazy golf don't they, that's where I'd take her
Any of you lads got a PS4?
Wouldn't mind adding some of you and then probably never speaking or playing with you because of anxiety.
>>26989530
I do, but I am wary of adding people from here, you might spam me and send rude comments.
>make a post about adding some stuff to the OP image
>no one replies
do you guys not want anything else in there?
>>26989607
The original BDSM biker from the village people coming out of the manhole
>>26989607
Waifu fags 2d crush being hung in front of a baying mob
>>26989607
Here's a picture of him, dig that big thick moustache, so manly.
>>26989468
>>26989504
Why do non-Brits post here?
>>26989624
>>26989635
I like these ideas a lot, incorporate them.
>>26989624
I'll do BDSM biker but wouldn't even know where to start with the waifu thing, as much as I love the idea
>>26989055
Alright lads. Onee-chan did not get mad at me for drinking her beer because I bought some more to make up for it.
>>26989869
What a fucking bender.
>failed my driving test again
>did even worse than last time
>had to wait 5 months and probably will have to wait another 5 for another test
>>26990070
you'll get there in the end lad x
>>26988889
>had me wrapped around her finger to tell her she's good looking when chad doesn't giver her the D.
This is so relatable it hurts. I tried a few times to strike while the iron was hot with different girls. Once i just got ignored and the other time i got dumped after a month
>>26989635
You could put it in the news paper
>>26989055
Just finished waxing and now I'm posting my waifu~
Want to buy some tea today but don't know what kind to get~
Tfw 2 days off work
Alright lads whos gonna be my friend
>>26990080
I hope so lad, but i'm pretty retarded.
>>26990169
Any tips for waxing lad? I'm going to try soon after the failure of my shaving attempt
I need a gf immediately in the Berkshire area. Must have big boobs. Thanks
Any London robots in the house?
Quick question, do most white girls in London take black cock? Because most white girls in general do not (besides chavs) but London is minority white so I thought maybe it is more acceptable there?
>>26990070
Fuck that mate they are only failing you because they are normies Next time just do a stunt jump off of a bridge into a river to show the instructor whose boss.
>>26990223
Not really senpai. It's very much a case of just following what the box says~
>>26990248
No river near the test location. I'll have to do something like that though. I've had the same examiner every time.
>>26988590
well this isn't the first time she has sperged out on me but I am staying with a friend right now and his parents have offered me somewhere to stay
>>26989055
>when the waifu hits the heart just right
>>26990280
Yea deffo a normie trying to keep the robots down.
>>26990229
Go student places or liberal-type areas. There's a pub in Southwark called The Lord Nelson that's pretty studenty. Other than that just go somewhere where there is a Uni.
>>26990298
>spend someone elses money on their debit card
>them being mad at you is 'spreging out'
No, no that seems like a pretty fair and balanced reaction.
>>26989530
>tfw when PS4 and only play cod, fifa and destiny on it
>tfw only play FM, dota and the occasional indie shit on PC
Game industry gone to shit, nobody makes good games anymore
What are good PS4 games lads?
Might order last of us/journey/bloodborne, but I'm 500 into an overdraft
just a reminder
oc
>>26990345
well I have already told her that it was a genuine error(i have a job so i get my own money) and that I am willing to pay her back if she tells me how much I owe her but she wouldn't take that offer and just kept screaming at me while I was getting my things together
>>26988615
>for Netflix and chill
do yourself and everyone a favor and kill yourself
>>26990382
>>I'm 500 into an overdraft
>tfw get paid
>no overdraft
>spend money
>overdraft
Why am i so bad with money.
>>26990404
How on earth do you accidentally use someone else's card?
>>26990465
>>26990382
Why don't you guys just get overdraft taken off your account?
>>26990466
by having more than one card associated with an account for an online store and rushing through the buying process
here we go lads
give me a shout if there's anything else you'd like to be added in
>>26990478
Because no job, once I get one that 500 won't be a problem, plus I'm expecting about 400 back next month from tax refund
>>26990501
Looks nice lad. If you get a lot of suggestions make a strawpoll.
>26990501
kek that's funny mate
>>26989055
worst kind of dream that is
>>26990169
yorkshire or go home tbqh
Just bought a pukka pie all steak pie from the co-op, started eating it and read the back there's cooking instructions. Do I need to cook this or can I just eat it straight? I thought it would be like any other chilled pastry and you could just eat it.
>>26990545
only if it says ready to eat somewhere on the packet
>>26990501
kek, that's wonderful.
Anyone wanna go to mcm in may and try pick up grills?
I've got a GP appointment tomorrow and I'm trying to figure out what to say.
Every couple of weeks for the past year I've been having unwanted flashbacks and thoughts about things I hate, times when I acted like a dick or times when I felt guilty. I spend most of my time dwelling on whatever thoughts I'm having, convincing myself that I'm a terrible person and need to kill myself. My usually enormous appetite completely vanishes and I can go a day or two eating only a cereal bar or a packet of crisps.
Towards the end of the week, the thoughts lessen somewhat and don't seem so bad, eventually becoming something that I can laugh about and shrug off, wondering why I ever thought it was such a big deal.
Everything is brilliant for the week after; I'm feeling great, my appetite comes back with a vengeance and I think 'thank God that's over, I'm so happy that I'm better now'
Then towards the end of the cycle I have more unwanted thoughts and the process repeats itself. Every time it happens feels like the first, no matter how many times i go through it I'm always convinced that I'll never feel better again.
Throughout my entire life I've been reasonably content with no extreme emotions. Just a healthy amount of self hatred and insecurity just to make sure I don't get any ideas above my station. I'd really like to feel that way again if at all possible, I can't deal with this emotional rollercoaster anymore.
Is this something that can be treated with pills? And does anyone else have any experience with this?
How come literally every day at work someone does the sloppiest, stinkiest shit? What are they eating that they have diarrhea every fucking day?
>>26990545
you can eat them straight
>>26990575
Sounds like bipolar to me lad. And yes, it can be helped with medication. Good luck with the GP.
>>26987934
>back to work wagecucks edition
Not me bro, I'm out in the Benz. cruising for chav sluts. Pic related, heading to a chav slut hot spot.
added some more
give me some ideas on what to stick in the windows
>>26990624
They're all at school bruv
>>26990605
I had a look at the symptoms and I don't think I'm bipolar. I get all of the miserable phase symptoms but I don't experience a manic phase with intense feelings and restlessness etc. I just feel happy, in the same way that I imagine any normal person would do.
>>26990724
>chavs
>at school
Laffin
>>26990696
Put an england flag hanging out of one
The money i feel that it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming
>>26990696
Whos the sexy lad in the hole?
anyone here get universal credit?
Am reapplying for jsa but it says i have to apply for universal credit instead. Is it less than job seekers allowance?
>>26990575
>only feeling like this once every couple of weeks
What's it like being a normie mate?
>>26990696
It might be better to try and fit the kon's all in one window I'm sure there's a suitable pic somewhere that fits the perspective too
>>26990809
>coming to this shithole regularly
We all know /brit/ is far superior for actual interactions though
>>26990846
Wait so coming here makes you feel like this?
>>26990846
>/brit/
Fuck off normie
>>26990768
here you are
more to come when I can be arsed, leave some suggestions
>>26990846
>We all know /brit/ is far superior for actual interactions though
What ever you say you #topknot cheeky nando's bantz LADbible shitcunt
>>26990884
You're not very good at this
oc
pizza and chips for lunch :3
who else /7yearoldsdiet/ here
>>26990973
Why would you have chips with pizza? Chips are just a filler and pizza fills you up so you shouldn't need a filler with it.
>>26990973
thats so nice anon, i wish i could fuck you while you had that, maybe even have a slice myself as we fuck
>>26990973
>that plain looking pizza
>just over a dozen chips
This meal makes me sad
The dishwasher in my kitchen has stopped washing dishes so all the plates and cups are dirty but my mum just puts them back in the cupboards anyway.
>>26990931
what's wrong with it? got tired of seeing the same old image and the original guy has fucked off
>>26990478
I will when im 'over flush' before payday.
I had a shit load of expenses at one point and didn't get paid very much so now I'm slowly clawing my way back out
>>26991040
You obviously just did it with MS Paint or something
Does anyone have any tips for better erections?
I can get hard but it lasts about five minutes, and it's never max strength any more.
I'm not fat.
>>26991000
being overweight is what's making you sad
>>26991073
Paint Shop Pro, but what's your point? what exactly is wrong with it?
400 pound package damaged by the monkeys at UPS, fuck these niggas man.
>>26991074
kegel excercises
don't masturbate as much (I know this is probably impossible)
cardio
I believe there are also supplements that can help
>>26991100
All the rendering is awful and the text looks out if place
>>26991075
I'm not overweight, i've just got high metabolism and pretty underweight, need to eat big to get big.
>>26991126
may you improve it then?
>>26990501
That headline is golden
>>26991074
You're wanking too much.
>>26990986
had breakfast at 7am, i was starvin marvin
>>26990987
i wish you could too anon, there's still some left if you still want to fuck me
>>26991000
i enjoyed it and that's all that matters
>>26991203
Well as long as you enjoyed it
>>26990501
Can we replace some of the anime girls in the windows with something more topical?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JOl3YaDCQI#t=2m55
Was Morrissey a robot lads?
>>26991249
What you got in mind, mate?
>>26989055
Might have just got up, but I'm staying up very last with Jun and a friend playing vidya at his place. Jun really likes going over, its always good fun.
>>26990884
I feel like the image really needs a picture of Jun Suzuki desu.
>>26991231
it was splendedo
>>26991279
Reckon a Corbyn or a Farage might be good. Not sure what else, I just feel there's a slight over representation of the anime posters.
>>26991328
This isn't brit/pol/.
>>26991303
>you will never wake Junlad up with one of your classic fry ups in bed
>you will never snuggle up to him so he stays warm and comfy as he tucks into your lovingly made breaky
>you will never slide your hands down and slowly slip under the covers warming his morning wood up with your mouth as he gets most comfortable and fulfilled
>>26991413
wew lad
got a semi reading that
>got a match with a girl who's really into anime last night
>no idea what to message her with
Just kill me lads
How come the gay lads are all NEETs? It's the same gay posting at this time every day.
>>26991413
never say never lad, we could make it happen one day.especially if the steamchat orgy happens soon.
>>26991448
They've been NEET for so long and are so starved for attention they pretend to be gay
>>26991469
Oh, that actually makes a lot more sense. I suspect the actual gay robots aren't so 'hahaha everyone look at me im gay XDD' about it.
>>26991462Will it still be in the cuckshed?
Alright lads, so here's the current list of films for this friday's movie night, still taking suggestions until voting opens at midnight tonight.
>Zulu
>Gladiator
>Good Will Hunting
>John Wick
>K-On
>Demolition Man
>Oldboy
>Tucker And Dave vs. Evil
>Back to the Future
>Twister
>Big Lebowski
>Iron Sky
>Scott Pilgrim vs The World
>Con Air
>Rocky Horror Picture Show
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The timing-out idea is dropped for now because: a) its extra bookkeeping which I can't be doing with, b) it only came up because several anons were especially salty about seeing films they didn't like on the voting list and c) the film choice is secondary to the banter in the chat anyway really. Feel free to tell me how awful I am for this decision.
>>26991529
Airplane
ococ
>>26991529
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Kindergarten Cop
Last Action Hero
Die Hard 1/2/3
Sharknado
Junior
Twins
Beverly Hills Cop
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the original one)
Ghostbusters
They Live
The Room
few suggestions m8
>>26990884
Some graffiti like #nogaypostingallowed or #waifufreezone
Also please get rid of the BDSM dude I know you just added him but its only going to encourage more faggots
Decent job otherwise
>>26991479
Yeah we're generally outspoken by the weebs, don't even really blog about "tfw no bf" when I post more about food and spilling spaghetti in every day life
>>26991413
>erp anime faggot gaying up the thread
what a surprise
>>26991591
The Last Action Hero is a fucking brilliant film
What about Dead Snow or Dead Snow 2?
>go to sleep on the floor at 2pm yesterday
>wake up at 10pm and eat a bit of cold egg fried rice
>go back to sleep at 11 till 6
>realize theres nothing to be awake for and sleep till now
>phsyically impossible to sleep anymore so i'm just sat here untill its possible to sleep again in a few hours
>>26991619
>not being gay
straightfags out, go talk about fucking slags over in /brit/
>>26991529
the naked gun films, either desu.
>>26991630
Don't really want to watch anything scary at that time of night
>>26991672
Dead Snow isn't scary. Well the first has a bit of horror movie to it but the second is basically a gory comedy
>>26991529
>>26991529
Shaun of the Dead, please mate
>>26989055
I have to get a train in roughly 1 hour
I'm not a big fan of traveling desu, makes me anxious
>>26991700
got the old xfm or Ricky Gervais podcasts and listen to karl being an idiot. its what i do. coming down to Hampshire babe?
>>26990696
>removing karen and not a k-on
heresy
I've stopped reading posts with anime posts attached. Anyone else do this?
>>26991733
I tried but it's pretty hard to do that on an anime website desu so I gave up
>>26991717
nope sorry, i'm going back to swansea, do you even have easy peelers in hampshire?
>>26991529
Why the fuck is that K-On shit still in there? This is obviously you trying to force it to win despite none of us wanting to watch it.
>>26991733
Have done for weeks now, basically scan every post before reading, if anything gay or anime related is seen I'll just hide it although tbf my filter keywords does a lot of it for me
>>26991747
Just /britfeel/ no need to be pedantic
>>26991750
>tfw mummy went to Tesco and got me some easy peel satsumas
>>26991529
what was last friday's film? lord of the rings?
>>26990884
Hello my friend.
I see you are wanting to be the new op image guy.
let me help you with that.
I have the master PSD which is what you should be using to make changes to the op image.
Just let me upload it then its yours.
oap img guy
>>26991772
Why are you trying so hard to make this a meme you silly cunt, typical waifufag
>>26991759
>None of us
That's not how democracy worky you normie twat
>>26991787
alright calm down there lord meanie.
>>26991791
The voting isn't democratic. A minority vote wins each time.
>>26991785
Nobody gonna use it with that gay shit over it, we're sick of it already
>>26991779
Lego Movie.
Everything was awesome.
>>26991647
I wish it was possible to set yourself to sleep for a certain time. I would like to just set myself to sleep for 100 years and wait until I die.
>>26991787
He also tried with custard creams too kek.
>>26991529
Why do you let everyone vote when only 10 of us actually turn up?
>>26991810
The make changes or stop complaining.
>>26991759
Ugh. I've tried to remain as civil as possible so far with the filmposting, but this is getting stupid now. K-on is still on the list because it got 4 votes last week. If everything with 4 or fewer votes was knocked off, there would only be Zulu, Demolition Man and Big Lebowski even left on the damn list.
Last week several anons bitched that K-On was sitting on the list too long, so I suggested a timing-out mechanism. This was well received for about five minutes before people like you realised that timing out K-On would also mean timing out several films you wanted to watch that also weren't winning.
The voting hasn't been 'forced' by me, it's gone by pretty obvious and transparent rules that only the profesionally offended could fail to comprehend. It's blatantly untrue that nobody wants to watch K-On. It's also looking very unlikely that it will ever even win, so unless just reading the name of a film you don't like is somehow physically painful to you, please just stop with this.
>>26991863
because it's a /britfeel/ movie night, not a secret club movie night.
>>26990696
Burning/defaced EU flag when?
Refugees welcome poster when?
>>26991894
>4 votes
>stays on
Jesus grow a backbone.
If we only have the same 5 movies to pick from each week everyone will get bored and movie night will die out.
>>26991894
It's okay anon, it's not like k-on will ever win. Leave it on the list to keep normie band fags happy.
>>26991933
>grow a backbone and do what I say
>>26991787
To be fair it was me who brought up the easy peel satsumas, he's just humouring my autistic self.
For the record they are the easy fruit to eat, and are also one of the most delicious.
>>26991462
>>26991508
>>>/int/brit
Sex is for normies. Fuck off.
>>26991954
>allowing people to waste votes when they don't even turn up to watch what other people voted for
Fuck them. If they want to watch K-ON they can open their file browser and watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQxpXBG2fqs
>tfw no grime gf
>>26991986
Are you that anon whos salty because nobody gives a shit about zulu?
>>26991986
this entire post is so stupid i can't tell if it's meant to be serious lol
>>26992042
No, Zulu should also be removed from the list although it does get a significant portion of the votes each time.
>>26991894
I really think we should just drop films after a while, it's not like we are going to run out of films to watch.
>>26990501
half of December is missing.
>>26990575
holy shit you've summed me up so well
I thought this was normal?
just say that mate
How about the film list just gets wiped clean every time?
If you're not the winner, you're wiped from the list. You can be re-nominated, but this system of having films just staying on indefinitely is frustrating.
Just watched this shit, bleak movies have a special place in my heart.
The film is bleak, British, has a loner protagonist and contains throwing bricks at paki shops so it should appeal to our demographic.
Do you guys remember in school when the teacher was reading the answers, everyone would go
>yessssss
>yesssss
>yessssss
on the right answers?
That was a bit weird desu
Any of you lot ever been in or tried to join the military (any branch)? I am considering it because I can't get a fucking job anywhere and the military is looking more and more like a good idea.
I am a fucking faggy ass beta male though which is a reason why I think it could be disaterous for me if I attempted to join but like I said I'm running out of options here.
>no jackie chan soft drink
>no easy peel satsuma juice
Life is suffering, lads.
>>26992182
>Paddy Considine
Love him in Dead Man's Shoes, might have to check this out to see how he is as a director.
>>26992187
That never happened at mine lad. You sure you didn't go to a 'special' school?
>forcing memes
There are a certain demographic in this thread that need to leave 4chan.
>>26990884
>>26990696
>>26990501
>>26991785
okay theres the master PSD, link will expire in 30 days.
filedropper dotcum /2016britfeelopimage
>>26992170
You know there's going to be one guy who nomitanies everything again anyway?
>>26992206
These memes are fucking shit. Leave it to meme experts.
>>26992189
>disaterous
disastrous
Is there an archive of all the past britfeel images? I'm guessing someone out there is making them.
>>26992252
Probably, yeah, but it's better than "let's keep [movie] on the list indefinitely.
How about imposing a limit. If your film is nominated 5 times in a row without coming in the top 3, it's then frozen out of the next 5 nominations.
I mean, seriously, if film guy wants to do this, i'm more than willing to help him out with keeping track.
>>26992206
is this anime good?
or is it this season's umaru shit?
>>26992284
You could probably make a spreadsheet that keeps track automatically anyway desu
>>26992290
I enjoy it and look forward to it every week.
I wish I had been named Joey.
I guess Joe/Joseph isn't too bad.
>>26992284
I think the films should be nominated by the people, and then a committe can meet each Monday to debate and discuss which films should go into the vote and what direction we want to take the stream.
After this the voting should be opened with four seperate polls. Each poll containing 4 films. This gives us a pool of 16 films to choose from. The winner of each poll by Wednesday night will go into a final fatal 4 way poll on Thursday morning and the winner of this poll will be the film to be played.
A long with this poll we will run a second poll with the best runners up from the four previous polls and the winner of this poll will be played either before or after the main film of the evening.
>>26992326
If that is really an issue for you then you're pathetic.
>>26991529
Whack on Hot Fuzz please.
>mum blocks the toilet with a big shit and blames me for it
>I didn't do it and only us 2 live here
What purpose does she have to lie to me, I haven't been for a shit today
>>26992326
Hello fellow Joseph, "Haha Joseph and his multicolour dream coat haha"
t. The School Kids
>>26991630
Anything with subs is out because it hinders the chat.
I think the film night should be left as it is. There are actually no issues with it, and if you think there are, you are an idiot.
>>26992342
That's fucking stupid, and way too complicated.
>>26992242
>! C:\Users\Downloads\2016 britfeel op image(1).zip: Unexpected end of archive
>>26992326
My name is Arthur and I'm thin and wear glasses. I'm a walking stereotype tbqh and its shit.
>>26992342
>european championship type vote
count me onboard
>>26992403
It is the only fair way to do it unfortunately. This will be how we choose the films starting next week.
Email Gorilla-Chan with your CV if you'd like to be considered for a spot on the committee.
>>26992406
hum...
okay, just tried the download link and now that's not working.
ill try re upload it then.
Just got back from walking the dog down the beach. Bit windy out there today lads.
What is everyone else up to today?
>>26992353
I never said it was an issue, I just like the name.
Calm you tits or I'm going to bang you out, mate.
Just had a flashback to a sad moment
>walking around town on christmas
>some student asks me to buy his film
>n-no thanks
>"but it's about this that and something blah blah"
>no sorry
>"2 quid mate it'll be worth it"
>anxiety kicking in at this point
>look I'm not interested
>"just a quid then?"
>No
>walk 3 steps
"Free co-op fudge sir?"
>No!
>mfw angrily declined free fudge and start blushing hard because some student shitcunt was trying to flog his student film project to me
Chav neighbour has been listening to DJ Bass Drum full blast for like 5 straight hours now...
He also leaves it on when he goes out, for what purpose I do not know.
>>26992528
COME AND AV A GO IF U THINK UR HARD ENOUGH!
>>26992326
You know what I do for a laugh? Put my preferred name down as something else on job apps.
My real name is left the same (Daniel) but I'll put something random in the preferred name bit. Highlights have been James, Sir, and Siegfried.
>>26992567
I'd put The Big Cheese
im not racist t b h
>>26992602
I'm doing that. I'll find something to apply to just to put that.
Who would win in a mud wrestling match rachel riley with her calculated hip throws or holly willoughby with her manly hands
>>26992677
kek post results
>>26992690
Holly would obviously win
Here's a picture of the other dude, not being bias
>3 km run finished
>back/biceps workout finished
>refuelled with healthy nutrients
>sat here contemplating life
Its depressing, nearly summer though I guess so I can walk around showing off my sik gainz
>>26992690
There's only one way to find out.Seriously, though, anon. Shave your head. It's the only way to look good when you're balding.
>>26992700
Why would Holly win, and how? Rachel could get out of a bear hug and elbow holly in the face
Why do people like that Goggle Box show? It's basically just Beavis and Butthead without Beavis and Butthead.
>>26992726
Just think of the sick gains you're making, lad.
>>26992758
Rachel is too skinny
Holly has given birth to two kids, she still has some mummy fat left on her and she's built better that Rach
Rach is like a child compared to Holly
fun fact: I used to go to the same school as Rachel
>>26992736
I going to do it, I've been thinking about going shiny heed
>>26992761
Because it proper funny?
>>26992761
It's because we can pretend we are watching tv with friends.
>>26992786
You from Southend lad? Thurrock here.
>>26992406
>>26992503
>>26992242
tried a different host, horrible download page.
click the free user slow download image half way down.
http://www.megafileupload.com/n1vV/2016_britfeel_op_imagereupload.zip
>>26992844
Does winrar open zip files?
>>26992831
yeah mate, live just outside
>>26992844
dont you EVER tell me what to do
>>26992538
Maybe he's leaving it on to cover some other sound?
>>26992874
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=does+winrar+open+zip+files
>>26992761
Normies watch other people play games. Why not watch them watch TV? Soon there will be a show where you just watch people quietly read book.
It also feeds on the normies voyeuristic desire to watch and judge other people.
>>26992874
No, you need 7zip.
>>26992881
What was she like in school? Was she a stuck up cunt like imagine her to be in private?
tfw I joined a gym expecting it to be empty in the day but all the normies are somehow still there pedalling away on their exercise machines and doing whatever the latest fad excercise regime is
when did gyms become so degenerate bros? I want a gym like the gymnasium of athens, or the turnen of germany, or the muscle beach of SA not this lame shit filled with mums
Lads so I am moving out on my own, I was wondering how much does stuff cost?
I have one bank account full of money to cover rent and bills for the year, but how much money do I need for things like food and anything else like that?
>>26992761
me mum loves that show. The only time its funny is when someone says something really stupid and you can laugh at them instead of with them. Have they ever done some meta-gogglebox where they make them watch Goggle Box?
>>26992939
>caring about other people at the gym
not gonna make it
>>26992229
>if you repeat it enough its a may-may
Normiebook and leddit tier shit desu
>>26992920
>watching other people play games.
I never got this, unless it's someone very knowledgable in the lore.
For example, I've completed all the MGS games, and love them, but Chip Cheezum knows a lot more about the lore and actually discusses it in his videos.
People who play and go 'lol this is so wacky, lol the guns shoot like they're water pistols, lol" are pointless.
>tfw watch gogglebox because work nights and it's always on during my break.
>>26992939
>not just hitting the gym and going home
>not home gym master race
>making it.
Choose 1.
>>26992935
she was a few years above me but I knew people that knew her
she was normal mate, pretty quiet, smart obviously and I don't know, didn't hear many stories about her i'm afraid
as much as I'd like to tell you about the time she got bukkake'd in the lad's toilets by the headmaster and prefects I have nothing
>>26993024
I wanna get a home gym. I just can't justify the cost. Also, no room.
>>26993007
I like to watch Retsuprae because I find them really funny but apart from that I agree with you.
link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayeMqizulX0
>>26992522
pretty much sums up my life, conversing with myself
>>26993071
i'll talk or listen to you if you want anon
>>26992889calm your tits
>>26992326
So you could brag about your top percentage Ratatta?
Went to mcdonalds after a few years lads, still as shit as I remember tbqh
Anyone watching the ICC World Twenty20 tomorrow lads? Scotland Vs. Afghan at 2pm.
>>26993236
The bacon clubhouse is pretty nice tbf
>>26992940
Depends m8, are you trying to live cheaply or not? If you bulk buy pasta/rice and have that as the main part of most of your meals you can like really cheaply, buy other stuff when its reduced near the end of the day etc. If youre not trying to live cheaply it just depends on what you want to eat and how much. With rent it depends where youre living.
>>26993096
not sure where to take the conversation now
Had to pick up the wifes son from school today, he never makes it easy for me.
>>26993382
I have rent and bills all calculated and have put money aside for them where I am completely covered I am not neccesarily trying to live cheaply but I don't like to just blow loads of money either.
put the art in the loft lads, next stop normieville
>chav neighbour finally shuts the fuck up
>means I can go back upstairs and play some vidya
>go upstairs
>about to play some vidya
>10 minutes later see him return home with a bunch of his mates
>they are now having a full on rave
>have to go back downstairs again
>>26993530
wtf please don't be Bonsai
>>26993472
>being a cuck
mate.
>>26993559
Call the popo, if you're feeling devilish.
And, you know, if you don't mind the police telling them you made the call and then them bashing down your door and killing you in the middle of the night.
>>26993600
Well her boyfriend and her were busy doing something in the bedroom and told me to get his son while they were working, couldn't say no or that'd be selfish
how big are your cocks lads?
>>26993472
You're in your 40s, right? And already had a kid of your own who has moved out and you got divorced from your previous wife, right?
That's the only reason anyone would ever marry a woman with a kid.
>>26993512
You sound fairly sensible, so it shouldnt be too hard for you to not waste money. Some supermarkets are cheaper than others (Aldi is good for most things, but the fresh fruit/veg is sometimes not great quality), so see which ones are near you. If its not inconvenient timing for you, most places reduce stuff at the end of the day - the sainsburys near me does it at 7pm ish - so you can often get the bakery, fruit/veg, or things that are going to go out of date cheaper then. Farmers markets are sometimes better value, but not always. Cooking in bulk is cheaper, and you can make meals and freeze them for ease later (never really done this myself). If you work/ are out for the day, take food with you. Buying stuff at work/meal deals at supermarkets really adds up.
Also less of a money thing, more of a just living on your own thing is that its good to keep some bread in your freezer and UHT milk in the cupboard. Its easy to run out of things like that and only realise when the shops are closed/you cant be bothered to go out to get more. Nothing worse than putting the kettle on then opening the fridge and realising you dont have any milk. Also good for if you go away for a while and milk would have gone bad.
If you feel like you need to, make a budget. I've never really had a money-wasting problem so havent ever bothered to do this, but its helpful for some people if theyre spending more than they want to.
>>26993636
He could have someone make the call in his stead and just say that there are loud niggers nearby and it is disturbing the whole neighbourhood.
>implying that anon has anyone to call to
>>26993655
Like this big, m8. Massive.
>>26993636
The police wont tell them who made the call if you make an anonymous call.
They'll send the council noise cunts round first.
>implying they'll do shit during the day.
>>26993675
post feet
desu senpai
>>26993665
Thanks for the helpful tips mate
I'm waiting for some guy to come have a look around my flat so he can decide whether to move in from september. He said he'd be here for 4pm and he's still not shown up
Feels bad man
>>26993575
I'm going to try the improve your body loose your viginty meme and there's to many distractions in that box and even on my kitchen floor, it'll come back around it always does.
>>26993655
depends really.
Fucking hell lads
I applied for a load of jobs the other day and now this women keeps ringing me from a job I don't want and leaving me voicemails. 3 days in a row now she has called and left me a voicemail. Can she not take a hint? What should I do. Will she ever leave me alone?
>>26993697
You don't want to see my hairy size-9s.
>>26993744
What kind of job is it?
>>26993740
But Bonsai you are the hero that britfeel deserves. pls dont leave us for the normies
>>26993744
She wants your dick. Answer one of the calls and ask her out for a drink at 'spoons.
>>26993655
pretty small, also have phimosis so my foreskin doesn't pull over at all so it stinks and see how I can have sex with it
>>26993743
Me on the left lads
Unoriginal comment
>>26993760
Some sort of payday loan/pawn shop type deal. I just applied for pretty much every job on Reed the other day without actually looking at what they were just because I got tired of sifting through thousands of adverts and thought fuck it I'll just apply for everything and if something cool comes back I can take it. Now I've got this woman stalking me.
>>26989055
Afternoon lads, what's everyone up to?
>>26993744
Tell her you have a criminal record.
>>26993769
Mate she's got my address as well worried she might turn up at my house at some point.
>>>26993772
i have no idea what happened to my english here
i literally can't have sex with my penis like this, last time i went to the doctor 2years ago he said just stretch it but i've tried and it hasn't worked
just put off seeing to it since the chance of me using it in that way is almost 0
>>26993792
Playing WoW until i go to a mates tonight.
>>26993718
nothing to feel bad about m8 we're all gay here
>>26993814
>mates
>posts a cartoon child
it's a fucking paedo ring isn't it?
>>26993761
:smiling face: the only thing at the end of the art is an hero and I don't have it in me not this year to many crazy things going on, trump getting the big job and proberly quitting after a year because he got board and I want to see that movie Grimsby.
>>26991733
been doing this for years. always scroll past them
>>26993862
Okay Bonsai, do what you need to do mate. We'll all love you and support you no matter what.
>bashing one out
>realise I'm fapping in front of the window
>people across the street probably saw me fapping
>tfw fapping to an anime figure
So do I kill myself now, or wait until the police come knocking?
I did some freelance excel work for a female recently. She paid me 25% less than the agreed price because my "work was not good enough". Bear in mind that the work was more than good enough and she has absolutely no idea how to use excel.
>>26993940
>an anime figure
>a fucking figure
How low do you have to fall to do that?
>>26993960
Not sure how low I've fallen, but all I know is that I'm falling deeper and deeper
>>26993958
Found out if she believes in the wagegap. If she does, then it means it's probably not about your abilities.
Lads. My living room door has been sticking for months because the spring is fucked.
>tfw it finally gave up and I'm stuck in the living room
>tfw the windows are too small to climb out.
>tfw had to call my parents to drive 30 minutes get me out the living the room.
I've done it lads, hit rock bottom.
>>26992189
Anyone?
I'm probably gunna apply this week.
>>26994039
this is why robots should never move out. if left on their own for too long darwinism takes effect
>>26991413
Do you really have to post this every 2 or 3 threads? Just have a wank lad and the urge will disappear.
>>26993846
>All cartoon children must be sexual in nature
No Anon, you are the paedos
>>26994063
I just wanted to go make my tea.
>tfw finally gonna admit I'm a failure.
>>26992385
There is a 100% English version of Dead Snow 2. Get the US release
>>26994039
>not accepting your fate and spending your last days comfy at home shitposting and waiting for death
It's almost like you don't WANT to die
>>26994087
>adults repeatedly posting pictures of cartoon children, many very suggestive
N-N-NOT A PAEDO HONEST
>>26994039
If you live in a rented flat/house your landlord has to install fireproof doors
>>26992189
I've been thinking about signing up with the Reserves. Get some quality training and qualifications in engineering, all paid for by the government, so I can get a nice cushy engineering job.
But I can't justify potentially going to a combat zone and killing people just to get myself some qualifications and pay the bills, though.
>>26994130
I'm thinking about it bro.
>tfw if I move back in with parents I'd have 800 quid a month to spend on shit instead of 300.
>>26994171
I'm gonna call my landlord later and tell them about it and get them to replace it.
>get home
>parcel outside my door
>says "womens thigh highs"
>tfw one of my flatmates must have seen it
JUST~
>>26994208
>tfw if I move back in with parents I'd have 800 quid a month to spend on shit instead of 300.
S-stop it, I'm moving out soon myself and I don't need these feels ;-;
>>26993559
Give me his address mate I'll make the call.
>>26994248
JUST POST YOUR BOIPUSSY IN THOSE THIGH HIGHS ALREADY
Anyone been given a job without an interview before?
>>26994248
And? You were buying some clothes for your gf. Your roomates don't know her, she lives out of town.
>>26994187
Pick a trade that wont end up with you getting your legs blown off in the middle east.
Also I have no problem with killing and or contributing to the deaths of muslims at all.
I have been interested in the military before and even applied once but fucked it off because im a pussy and I got accepted back into uni which was obviously a shitty move on my part.
I have heard from friends of old friends that left high school and went straight into mil are doing great now. The amount of disposable income you have is ridiculous apparently and you are almost guarenteed a chance at joining unlike utter rejection you (I) get from most jobs.
That Indian cunt I phished has failed his exams, resits, extenuating circumstances appeal denied and fucked off back to India as he was forced to exit his course
Still trying to get his facebook
Pretty good chance since he is checking his uni email regularly due to his sad circumstances and I'm faking emails in response to his ongoing conversations
Weird thing happened though with my 000webhost account being suspended, shocking as it was live for months
>>26991529
Escape from New York
The Warriors
The Thing
Robocop (original)
Judge Dredd or Dredd
>>26994284
Oh yeah, i'm sure they will think that the insane creepy weeb they live with has a girlfriend. She must come over at night when everyone is asleep and that is why he never goes out and they have never seen her.
>>26989066
>>26989034
hope rapee or raper doesn't forget the aids condom.
>>26994291
>Also I have no problem with killing and or contributing to the deaths of muslims at all.
Edgy
>>26994248
hope they look good lad. Cant wait to have a bf of my own to look qt and cuddle.
>decide in November that I'm going to lose two stone by April
>already two stone fatter than when I started
JUST
>>26994248
say you were buying them for a relatives nieces theatre play, as part of the costume.
cos they don't have ebay.
or don't and just admit youre a faggot.
>>26994279
I work with my mum, wasn't interviewed for that. Also worked at a shitty hotel bar once, and the guy just gave me a little induction/trial day thing. They were pretty desperate for staff though, since it was a failing business.
Why are you all still replying to the attention seeking wanker?
>>26994321
It's not edgy its my opinion, some people actually have things that they belive in and would kill for. I belive muslims are evil.
Fuck you, you fucking libtard piece of hippie shit.
>>26994306
Just say, "your mother doesn't like coming over too often and risk seeing you."
Something about banging his mother in secret. Banter, m8.
>>26994340
Who, Tilde? Or has Angryanon come back from the dead?
>tfw I have a thread bully that keeps posting about me in unrelated discussions
I just want to be comfy.
>>26994291
Reckon I would be alright going in for vehicle mechanics or something? Working on big ass vehicles of war seems like a lot of fun. And I would surely spend most of my time in the garages on base.
>>26994345
Careful with that edge, kiddy
>>26994330
Where you living, fatty?
>>26994386
Sounds good.
I'm thinking Navy Aircrew can step on an IED if I'm in a helicopter over the sea.
>tfw you accidentally click on a degenerate board and now GCHQ thinks you're into Yaoi
>Poleaboo hates Tilde for being a better /britfeel/ personality than he ever was
Even his fucking blog is better
why is it so hard to get a job as a white male? Girls I know (or used to know more like) just one day say 'Oh I'm a bit low on money, need to get a job!' and have one by the end of the week.
I struggle for literally six months to get a minimum wage job.
Am I pathetic or is the system rigged?
Roughly how many people would you say browse or post in Britfeel? Arcanine's gotta be one of 4chan's most popular boards, and I reckon a decent portion of users are British. We also have our fair share of house-trips too.
>>26994396
Fuck you hippie.
Kill yourself.
Seriously.
>>26994403I'm not even a brit, or speak English as a first language for that matter, but I like to post here occasionallyFinland
>>26994413
We can't see things at that level, only the domain you visited.
>>26994406
Navy sounds fun. The ships are fascinating. But being trapped on a sinking ship in the middle of the sea with no escape is a fucking nightmare scenario.
>>26994279
Yeah but only once, its the only job i've even had too.
Managed to get a job at a pub and was told "just come in on this day and we'll see how you do", I apparently did really well despite no experience outside of being taught the basics like pouring on the spot, managed to get the job and it went that smooth to my surprise.
I actually asked why an interview wasn't done and the manager said "interviews a pain in the arse and i'd rather see how someone actually does on the job", he was a chill guy and said only a handful of people actually applied for the job, it was a lucky break.
>>26994432
Maybe you're just shit at job applications and interviews.
Although I say this as a white female who has walked into every job I've ever had with no real effort.
>>26994452
It's not as if anyone we fight has the ability to sink a battleship, is it?
>>26994432
>White males
>oppressed
Poleaboo thinks you need to fuck off and walk a day in his shoes
>>26994432
This is true, I'm 21 can't get a job. Make hundreds of applications go to a few interviews (i rarely even get to that point) never get a job.
Sister is 19, gets a job instantly. Quits, gets another job instantly. And again. She has had like 4 jobs already and I'm still fucking unemployed.
>>26994427
Tilde is a fucking shit 'personality'
>>26994448
E D G Y
Back2/pol/
>>26994427
Sounding a bit jealous there, and you forgot your trip.
>>26994469
No not at the moment anyway I don't think a ship has been fucked by the enemy since WW2.
>>26994494
back to the gay section in pornhub you fucking piece of human trash
stop wasting my air
fuck yourself
fucking cunt
>>26990575
Stop fucking wasting the doctors time with your basic bitch shit.
There's nothing wrong with you and you'll be sent on your way within 12 minutes.
>>26994432
I think it is deffo easier for girls to get jobs than guys.
>>26994473
Oh fuck off you unbearable smeg merchant. You're irritating. It was just a bit of male/female banter you inept loon.
>>26994432
Because women are more desirable aesthetically and more approachable to physically compared to a guy, average looking woman will be a better face of a business front than an average looking guy.
>>26994517
Think the last time it happened it was the Argies with those dastardly Exocet missiles in '82.
>>26994432
>Do you consider yourself to have a disability
>Yes
Guaranteed interview.
>>26994517
>>26994469
Take your normie shit back to rebbit
Why do you even come here?
>>26987934
Boys I've fucked my knee playing football but I'm at home and my GP is in Newcastle, what do?
>>26994570
Yeah your right.
>>26994576
>Boy who has never had a job
>>26994636
>what is Guaranteed Interview Scheme
Look it up you able bodied cuck
>>26994636
used to have a downsyndrome kid on my team at Tesco
he was shit but harmless, he could get away with murder
>>26994602
What are you on about? Why are you flipping out at us?
I'm going to plau EDF now lads, but dont worry i will keep you updated.
>>26994718
You're boring normies who don't belong here, obviously don't normally post here and are under 20
Now fuck off
>>26994718
Because he's a fucking retard.
>>26994690
I went into Tesco once and they had this tard working there he tried to start a fight with me and chased me though the store screaming at me with all the other customers looking at us
Tards, not even once.
>>26994750
I was just chatting to some guy about the fucking Navy and the last time a ship was sunk, that's only normal in normiedom if you're over 65 years old. It's also fine to have mini conversations on here and I'm 28 you pathetic fuckarse.
>Only 10 more days before poleaboo gets his dynamic IP
His sister hid the TalkTalk router when she threw a tantrum after finding out we were moving to a slower service
Got a new laptop coming in the post too
>>26994758
>>26994718
UPBOATED
xddd xddddd
>>26989504
1 coffee
2 film then drinks
3 dinner
>>26994792
I fucking hate downy cunts, always giving it the big un. One downy cunt thought he was solid and we kicked fuck out of him and rolled him down a hill in a bin. Fuckin great day that were
Fucking hate having friends 2bh
When they go out and do shit without me I get annoyed and worried that they dont like me and jealous that they're out with someone else instead
I get annoyed when they do ask me to go out because I mostly dont want to even though it annoys me when they dont ask me. Just want to be left alone
Yet I still continue to be friends with them because I like them even though I wanna be left alone most of the time
>>26994946
dead impressed
EE upgrade line has had me on hold for 10 mins.
These twats have blown it.
>>26994849
pathetic. Obviously a redditor trying to fit in with le secret club.
Here's a tip: buy a rope, find a sturdy wooden beam that'll support your gargantuan mass and take a plunge.
Look at this qt fucking tank lads, don't you wish you were driving this tank huh.
>>26993655
8 by 6 m80.
Too big, kill me.
>>26994946
I love knocking out cunts who think it's funny to bully the disabled. Honestly nothing more satisfying.
>>26993755
Size 9s?
Manlets get out.
>mummy leaving me home alone
>not sure if i should microwave the microwave meals i have to eat or if i should just order takeaways to eat
>>26995008
Mochiron
>tfw talking to a mate I haven't spoke to in a while >he's got a better life than me
Kill me now lads
>>26995008
What vidya, fampai?
>>26995027
Disabled peope are always scumbags, no exceptions.
>Go to same bar every weekend.
>Girl behind bar has a thing for me.
>Finally get courage to ask her out.
>"Yeah of course, that would be great!"
>Text and flirt for about a week.
>Suddenly no texts.
>"Anon. before you asked me out I started talking to a guy on tinder."
>jesusfuckno.jpg
>"We went on a date. I dind't think it would go well but it did. So, I'm cancelling our date. Sorry"
>theyclearlyfucked.png
>move on with life
>still talk occasionally at bar.
>month later, she gets off work and sits with me for a drink.
>Joke about how shitty she was.
>"Yeah about that. We're not together anymore"
>Okay.tiff
>"Yeah actually. He left the country and didn't tell me".
>Mysides.mov
>Still don't fuck because fuck off.
>>26995027
I love knocking out disabled cunts who think they should get special treatment. The look on their face when they realise their special snowflake status isn't going to save them from my fist is priceless.
BT internet is shit lads, can't play anything online or talk to skype people, how can they get away with this, if my tap water was shitty they'd do something but BT thinks it's acceptable that having a line that keeps disconnecting me and having hour long frequent downtime is acceptable, fuck tap water I need internet to live you shit cunts
>>26995086
EDF 4.1
>>26995164
People are going to be getting a lot of this. Tinder makes hooking up and slutting even easier than ever before. There will be no non-sluts left in a years time.
>>26995194
I know that feel bro
>no plans for fibre in this area at all
>internet is the worst kind of broadband possible
>uploading anything kills the internet
>every time I report anything they say they will "monitor it"
>nothing ever improves
>>26995071
Sounds pretty normie to me, think you should ditch him tbqhjust kidding get memed kid
>>26995194
I just got virgin, haven't installed it yet but they've sent me some old shit router, thought I was meant to get their super hub.
>>26995193
>lowly faggot who posts on /r9k/
>thinks he's tough and can actually punch someone
You're fucking hilarious mate
>>26995164
That could've just been a really long winded way of saying no to the date, women are manipulative and will do anything to still have validation
>>26995222
>try tinder
>after a week get 1 match
>its a bot
Just kill me tbfqh
>>26995247
I'd knock you sparko any day mate.
>>26995270
Sure thing mate, go brag about punching someone nan outside tescos too while you're at it
>>26995222
>Had a tinder date with a hardcore feminist.
>She Insisted on paying for half the drinks.
>Cool by me.
>She pays for the drinks.
>Girl behind the bar gives me the change.
>Tinder fem rages.
>We go to hers and fuck all night.
>She lets me fuck her in the ass first time.
>mfw
>>26994168
I may way off here but I think the anime children some anon's post are their own inner child, how they feel at that perticular time. I'm not saying all or even most but some I think
I saw Tilde today at the bus stop, he ate three Ginsters pasties in between the time I got there and the bus arriving, but he got on a different one to me
>>26995347
Did he look cute in his thigh highs?
>>26995236
I KNOW ITS YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
>>26995304
what the fuck do normalshits like you even fucking do here? i hope you get fucking AIDS and die you ignorant piece of shit.
>>26995304
>fuck her in the ass first time
>hardcore feminist
If they are all like this I want one, wish I was attractive enough/less socially awkward to use tinder, my phone probably isn't good enough for the app
>"so what do you do for fun anon?"
>"I shitpost, masturbate and have suicidal fantasies"
>mfw she blocks me
>
>>26995222
>Tinder makes hooking up and slutting even easier than ever before.
Nope, you still have to be in the top percentile of men. You won't even get to the dating/meetup stage if, like me, you're boring as fuck and can't hold a decent conversation with a girl.
>>26995376
And here's your (you) too, friendo
>>26995389
It does make it easier. I didn't say for you. There will be no non-slut girls left. You and most other men will still suffer. But you won't even have decent girls to pine after. They will all be sluts.
>>26995389
I think he meant easy for girls, not blokes.
>>26995389
>can't hold a decent conversation with a girl.
Its possible to do this IRL. Doing this on tinder seems to be the wrong approach.
>>26995407
Why you gotta do this to me, man?
>>26995387
>"I shitpost, masturbate and have suicidal fantasies"
>"omg that's so hot anon. fuck me in the ass right now"
>go to hers
>actually fuck her ass
>she's moaning and begging to hear more about your anime figurines
tfw no fishy tinder feminist roastie who forces me to suck on her cum stained smegma meatflaps
>>26995421
>>26995438
Touche
origami comment
>>26995387
>revealing your powerlevel to the normies
Its like you want them to respect you
>>26994620
chop it off, think of the bennies
>>26995455
Because I wub you
Post boipussi already, I've been waiting 6 years
>>26995269
>try tinder
>a few matches but no one responds to me
>except for a girl shilling her cam show
>>26995387
>be honest with a girl
>she blocks you
This is why you nee to lie, say you're mountain climber or a skilled archer, its just for bonus points and so they can brag to their friends about who has the best date.
Stay or Leave?
>try tinder
>afraid to use it
>>26995554
Stay my obi one kanobi
>>26995387
The more hardcore a feminist is, the more fucked up they are in bed. It's pretty much a law of the universe. That girl caled it off when I tried to transition it into a normal relationship. Despite what she said, she just wanted someone to fuck her. Fair enough I guess.
>>26995385
I'm a half normie. I'm pretty good at hiding my power level. I learnt how to dress myself and have a decent ability to fake confidence.
>>26995532
>except for a girl shilling her cam show
Literally the first ever match I got. Unsurprisingly she had the personality of a rusty spoon, and I forgot about her after having a wank. She wanted me to buy her photo albums on her camwhore site, but
>paying money for nudes
>fail at tinder
I just want to eat a roastie out, is that too much to ask for
>>26995522
You're the twink here, you post yours.
>>26995597
YOU ARE A COMPLETE NORMIE, NO NORMIE IS PERFECT SO OF COURSE YOU HAVE PROBLEMS TOO
>>26995630
Calm your autism.
I realise nobody wants to hear about my normie problems but this fat bird I mentioned over the weekend keeps texting me about leaving her husband and shit. I'm not interested in that all, it was just a drunken snog. What can I do?
>walking the wan wan
>always take her about 5:30 just as its about to get dark to avoid other dog walkers and walkers
>park in the wooded area carpark
>no cars there
>half way through the walk need a piss
>just pull down my joggers and start pissing everywhere
>out of nowhere a fucking dalmatian comes right up to me and my hanging out cock and balls
>blurt out 'woooh bloody hell'
>impression of it >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MnbluJsJ29
>we /interactivegreentextstory/ now
>turn to my right
>unbelievably it's a woman on a mountain bike
>>shes a fair bit in the distance away
>stop pissing and pop my cock and balls back in
>carry on walking
>she rides past me and says 'hiya'
>she's got long brown hair and is qt
>i say hiya back
>her and her dalmatian ride off into the distance
not sure if she heard me or saw me pissing or as she didn't sound awkward or anything when she said hiya
thank fuck she wasn't closer desu
>>26995640
you don't fucking belong here, period.
>>26995649
Tell her husband. Send all proof.
>>26995657
you belong no where else.
>Cricket starts at 2
>Dentist appointment at 4
ffs lads, I just wanted to watch a bit of cricket, now I've got to get up halfway through and walk down to the high street.
>>26995459
>tfw this sounds stupidly hot
>tfw going to the pub for a pint with the lads tonight
What are you lads up to then?
>>26995651
>southerner
>Flashes women
>Pushes shit wan wan meme
Not surprised desu
>>26995663
He's pretty massive and scary to be honest. He would murder me. We work together so he knows where I work.
>>26995624
You've already seen it though
Pic very much related
>>26995705
why would you think i'm a southerner?
and nah i'd be embarrassed to flash anyway, my willies gets smaller in this cold weather
>>26995696
About to start my daily designated 2 hours of self-improvement.
I'm actually sticking to it, senpai.
Tfw you've actually lost your virginity but you're so autistic no one believes you.
>>26995651
Cute doggo m8.
>>26995758
You sound southern.
My friend managed to record me while I was weeing outsideand then posted the video in a groupchat that had a girl I like in it
Your doggo is cute though lad.
tfw I have long hair and a hair line like boy george in pic related
I don't want to have to cut my hair and become a short hair wageslave pleb
>>26995785
I lost mine too. Pretty over rated by full on normies desu
>>26995785
>>26995834
>Can't tell if people can sense I'm a virgin
I bet they know, I never talk about girls and stuff if it's brought up
>>26995821
doesn't sound like much of a friend to me mate.
>>26995831
Long haired wageslave also, being pressured to do something about my hair.
Is it long enough to tie back? That's what I was thinking of doing.
>>26995747
That was years ago though, its different now.
We're mature men who can truly appreciate boipussy now.
>>26995874
yeah I can tie it back, the manbun is still in fashion in my provincial city
>>26995834
A girl at college asked me if I'd lost my virginity and I said yeah then she laughed and said "have you fuck" and all her mates started calling me a bullshitter.
Felt bad desu.
>>26995858
I had no chance with her anyway lad
No biggie
>>26995831
You don't need to if you work in IT or something, I have long ish hair and you should see what a fucking disgusting me piece of shit my boss is
Lads I just ordered the new Samsung phone, am I gonna regret it and should I have ordered an iPhone instead like a good little normie?
>>26995907
>manbun
Just why though? Even if it is still popular, why would you even have something like that on your head?
>>26995922
Girls are the worst mate. Should have accused her of being a slut
>Just because I haven't been in your bed unlike every other lad doesn't mean I'm a virgin
>>26995958
kek I think it looks bad too. I only just started tying my hair back for when I go to the gym
>>26995905
Not sure about the mature men bit, but I'm happy to slip on a skirt and pair of thigh highs if you are matey
>>26995490
Solid idea lad I'll get on that
>>26995958
I've got long hair and my ex put it in a man bun once. It looked like I had radiation sickness
>>26996028
Now we're talking, famalam
>>26996025
>>26996068
>tfw mum actually suggested I get a manbun
I told her it might look good on Samurai and hipster faggots but not on me
>>26995934
How do i get a job in IT? Are they as comfy as they sound in reality?
>>26989055
Oh boy I hope I am not too late to post my waifu
>>26996095
Then cut your hair you scruffy cunt
>>26996097
Mine makes me want to die, I work for a software company and not quite doing IT stuff, but everyone around my is a total sperg.
My dream (as pathetic a that is) was to get a cushy IT job, its probably never going to happen now as its too rife with nepotism, competition, and inept normies.
>get motivated to look for jobs
>have a few different ones in different tabs
>read the job descriptions or ideal candidates
>stomach starts doing somersaults and a wave of pure terror washes over me as I imagine having to interact with other people
How do I stop this from happening?
>>26996123
Trust me, I'd rather do that. The only reason I haven't cut my hair off is because of all the unwanted attention I'd get for it, like "oh anon you finally got rid of that shit haircut then?".
>>26996160
I applied for my job while drunk, and got a little drunk the night before the test and interview
>>26996118
Never too late
Guess which one is mine?
>>26996160
you man up, pussy
>>26996194
The llama
>>26996194
>Guess which one is mine?
Is it the qt one?
>>26996160
You already know the answer
original
>>26996211
It's an alpaca, you uncultured swine
>>26996212
Yes, well done
>>26996161
Only needs to happen once lad. Shave it and then keep shaving it
Hey, thread OP here.
This was my first thread. Can I get some feedback on how good it was?
>>26996250
not bad, simple but clear edition. 7/10
>>26996250
It was shit, OP fucking triggered me you shitlord
>>26996250
Pretty textbook tbqh
>>26996242
That might be my course of action, just gradually shave it shorter and shorter so no-one really notices
>>26996321
Who is even going to say anything normallow?
>>26996339
Wagie colleagues. Waging is one of the big pressures making me want to cut my hair
Off to wetherspoons with the boys, hope its a cheeky curry night. I'll be sure to post pics for you lads so we can all have a right laugh
>>26996410
It not curry on mondays, its like thursdays I think
Asked my mum to show me how to do an omelette, pretty sure you're not meant to have one side burnt to shit.
She's obsessed with things being "cooked thoroughly".
>>26996435
Shit, its not going to be a very lad night then.
>>26996410
>>26996435
Mexican monday you plebs
Order up a burrito for me, son
>>26996439
Fucking mum logic
>>26996410
>all those rare ales they have every week
Wetherspoons is truly a national treasure, enjoy it pham
>>26996439
I know this feel lad, my Mum burns fucking toast and calls it "well done".
>>26996511
They have a great selection of stuff and the price is great but the ales have been a bit of let down at my local recently except for doombar.
>>26996551
my dad was saying something about a real ale festival starting at spoons this weekend if that's your thing
>>26996410
GET OUT OF HERE YOU MASSIVE NORMIE
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw new pizza chain opened up in town to break the monopoly of Dominos
Feels good, man. So much better and so much cheaper. 10 quid for the most expensive 14 inch pizza
>>26996565
The festival is the same thing just 5 guest ales, I might check it out and see if they have got anything good in, drinking alone makes me self conscious though
Someone make another fucking thread already!
>>26996551
Same admittedly. Last time I went they only had one on tap.
>doom bar
Safe choice lad. Always a classic
>>26995651
>wan wan
kys
>>26996439
My mum burnt soup once, silly old gal. Omletes need to be cooked slow with a pinch of salt and pepper.
>>26996636
kys?
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>>26996410
I though jdw curry night was just fridays?
>>26996674
i thought fridays was fish
>>26996727
yeah it is, that guy has no idea what he is on about
>>26996321
I thought you didn't have a job yet. Cuit it before the interview you spoon
>>26996727
Yeah fridays is fish, ESPECIALLY during Lent.
How do you respond to the inevitable "Tell us about your first kiss" question at job interviews?
>>26996780
The same way you get around penis inspection day
>>26996780
>How do you respond to the inevitable "Tell us about your first kiss" question at job interviews?
> "Tell us about your first kiss" question at job interviews?
>How do you respond
U wot senpai
>>26996780
Use your imagination, famalam
EMERGENCY THREAD
>>26996804
>>26996804
>>26996804
Hope it's okay lads.
>>26996674
>>26996410
THURSDAY IS CURRY NIGHT YOU CRETINS STOP TRYING TO BE LADS IF YOU CAN'T GET THE WETHERSPOON'S SPECIALS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26996758
You have the wrong anon. Maybe I confused you with an earlier post, should've said "not that guy but" or something
went to bed at 8pm last night
woke up at 4am
what time should I go to bed tonight? trying to sort out my body clock, feeling tired
