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emergency nobody else was making a thread edition
Thanks OP, you are my hero
Time to post waifus lads.
Who /underachiever/ here?
Had so much potential vidya and depression squandered. Now I'm gonna be a low-level wagecuck forever lads
Wew
pakis out desu famalamadingdong
Bangin the old justeat tonight.
/britfeel/ is now in charge of ordering my din dins tonight
what should i order?
>>26996849
This is your life, get used to it
>>26996802
I have been asked about my friends and social life at uni in an interview before, cunts
>>26996864
meat feast pizza
>>26996849
>underachiever
>potential
why would you lie to yourself like this?
>>26996864
singapore fried noodles and chicken balls
>Britfeel never on the first page when I check anymore
Is this dying lads?
>>26996864
Kebab, with garlic mayo, your choice of naan - with a side of chips.
>>26996864
Get a chinky dip spring rolls in curry sauce
>>26996864
munchy box (with pekoras)
>>26996864
special chow mein, a side of salt and pepper chips and a can of fanta lad
Waifus in, you know the drill
Not the image normally used but close enough edition
coming to these threads is getting even more depressing
why do people come here and brag about meeting up with their queer friends every night, are they doing it on purpose to mock the real losers who now seem to be a miniority here
>>26996877
>>26996883
>>26996889
>>26996896
>>26996903
>>26996907
all these options sound pretty amazing lads apart from the munchy box because i cant get that here, but i cant pick out of all of these desu
>>26996881
"herp derp everyone always reaches their 100% maximum potential"
>>26996849
>underachiever.
Nah not quite.
>tfw got a degree in criminology
>tfw now work nights at maccy Ds
>tfw comfortable and not really looking for any other work
I guess I'm more slacker maybe?
Also, what does /brit/ feel about David Beckhams basics at H&M?
Not bad for everyday wear I think. Saves me wearing my 50 quid polos just to get fags from the shop.
>>26996885
We are already dead, drowning in anime scumposters
>>26996885
>current year
>not using catalog
Point and laugh, everyone
>>26996847
The suns gone down an I'm feeling freaky, one bottle won't ruin tomorrow
>>26996918
yes
original comment to be honest
>>26996936
or just typing brit in search
>>26996930
To be fair, that lad got doubles, so I'd say pizza.
>>26996918
Because it's easy to trigger you losers
>>26996933
>privately educated borderline genius
>dropped out of mediocre university
Hopefully I'm hit by a car tomorrow
>>26996847
>>26996909 Very good picture
>>26996921
It's never not time to post waifus lads
>>26996932
>I could be a nobel prize winner if I tried
this is you
>>26996968
Didn't imply it at all
I just know I could have been a professional if I hadn't been such a cuck from 16 onwards
>>26996936
have to use the catalog to find it, it used to constantly be on the first page tho
>tfw no qt to cuddle
just end me
Where does britfeels find new music from?
Everytime I go shopping stores like Manifestos is playing some pretty nifty indie but I ahve no idea who the bands are and don't wanna ask because autism.
I checked NME but they just have shitty bands.
>>26996993
Oh, I have the catalog saved in the url bar so I guess I don't know any better
>>26996849
Yes mate.
When I was 18 I felt alternately worthless and immortal, now at 23 after dropping out of uni twice and wageslaving just above minimum, the worthlessness feels have taken over. Please God someone tell me I have time to turn my life around to how I imagined it could be...
>>26997020
I don't think I have downloaded anything new in over a year, being a wage slave sucks
>>26996804
>doesn't use the new image I spent a few minutes making
Bit rude
>>26997020
I track what I listen to in winamp with last.fm and check the recommendations there.
Youtube suggestions are pretty hit or miss when it comes to music but I've found a couple of decent artists through it.
>>26997020
Lastfm recommendations before they fucked up their entire site for no raisin
>>26996847
Doing a Jun while playing with a lad.
>>26997071
Are you playing with his diddle, lad?
>>26996847
>>26996909
Sometimes I wonder if I picked the wrong waifu from this show.
>>26997058
>tfw not been on last.fm since march 2015
>tfw used mayble like 5 times that year.
>tfw just checked it and it's all fucked up and not what I liked.
It use to be so streamline.
http://www.last.fm/user/Haikukid
r u compat m8?
>>26997098
Don't know that cartoon but looks like a fine selection of waifus there lads
>>26997020
Use shazam to identify music you hear when you are out, then later at home fire the artist name into spotify to see if they do other interesting stuff. Works for me.
>>26996847
>>26996909
Posting waifu and feeling pretty tired desu~
>>26997101
very low
my taste in music is quite patrician
>>26996867
My bad lad. I think you should still shave it off
>>26997101
I can't even find the compatibility %age thing, did they fucking take that out too? Why would you downgrade your entire service like they have
Mine is http://www.last.fm/user/Biscuits__
>>26997098
But look at those thighs lad, her torso might be lacking but the legs and ass look like they compensate
>>26997134
Mines is very /mu/core because when I did use last fm a lot, circa 08-10 I was on /mu/ daily.
Then I got employed and stopped caring about music as much.
>>26997161
They may have, who knows, the site looks like myspace music page.
>>26997133
POST YOUR BOIPUSSY WHILE YOU'RE TIRED
>>26997080
I'm playing with his chunky black one right now.
>>26996847
>>26996909
>Onee-chan bullies me into going to Asda for her
>Makes fun of me because I can't find lemon grass and get the wrong sort of chicken she wanted
I am suffering, lads.
>>26996847
Listening to the persona 4 ost right now.
It's not as good as p3's, but its still pretty catchy.
>>26996804
Friendly reminder that you are not supposed to wash shower gel off.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/07/revealed-30-year-economic-betrayal-dragging-down-generation-y-income
we're fucking fucked lads
>>26997277
That mint stuff burns my balls, don't tell me you are meant to leave that on
>>26997271
>Asda
There's your problem
>>26997005
Calm down lad, and do your best.
>>26997272
You're right there lad, though I can't think of an OST that beats P3's tbqh.
>>26997302
you aren't
he's attempting to re-force his meme from a few months back
>>26997284
>reading the Guardian
Don't you have to go and be outraged at some social injustice somewhere?
>>26997284
>guardian
>generation Y
I shall not be reading
>>26997354
>>26997361
it's not an opinion piece retards
>durr i don't read publications that disagree with muh world view
>>26997324
Kind of sad that lotus juice isn't coming back for p5 actually
>>26997354
If even the guardian are admitting that immigrants and 'globalisation' is bad thing then we know we are in trouble
>21 years old
>Lied on my CV to get a good job
>They give me a chance
>Given 100k for a project
>No idea what I'm doing
>Have til September
>Not done anything ebcause panic
>Boss just keeps telling me to get on with it
>Money leaking everywhere for disjointed project
>Constantly worried about it
>Gives me a headache because I stress so much
>Come home and cry most nights
What the fuck should I do?
/Brit/ just laughed at me
>>26997383
Can you give us a tl;dr of the article please, it's very long and I have important things to do.
>>26997354
>>26997361
Would you lads be lapping this up if the Mail posted it?
If you had any sense you'd be getting angry at the elite fucking us over, not with muh SJW boogeyman.
>>26997383
>it's not an opinion piece
even less reason to read it you mong
>>26997436
I don't read biased shite like the mail either
>>26997424
What's the project about?
>>26997447
>even less reason to read it you mong
wilfully ignorant
>>26997409
He isn't? I haven't heard anything about that, but that's a shame, he's great.
>>26997424
What project lad?
>>26997424
if /brit/ was your first point of call then you're in the wrong place
>>26997460
mate the guardian is a left wing rag
I don't read shit like that
>>26997454
Got to organise a conference for senior businessmen and women alongside senior government and international delegations etc.
No idea how you even start.
Got to get about 3000 attendees, not got 50 names on a list and no idea how to get it.
Spent money on things I can't use
No idea what to do
Sick of all the headaches
>>26997462
He basically chadded himself into a job and will no doubt fall on his feet
>>26997424
Lurking normie/ex-robot
What's the project? What sector?
I think us employed robots should fight back against the NEET. We will no longer be known as wageslaves.
WE SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS WAGERS. WAGERS UNITE!
>post income wagerbros
>17k
>>26997483
network, what industry are you in? your company must have contacts, use them
>>26997475
of course you only read that which serves to reinforce and validate your views
>>26997436
>If you had any sense you'd be getting angry at the elite fucking us over
Go back to your occupy wall street protest you smelly hippy
>>26997483
>Got to organise a conference for senior businessmen and women alongside senior government and international delegations etc.
>No idea how you even start.
Phone them up or something?
>>26997500
Also this.
>>26997500
Literally all external.
I'm just gonna fucking kill myself.
No point trying to even redeem myself.
>>26997499
was 23k but I'm about to suicide
>>26997499
fuck off wagecuck
thanks.
>>26997499
But we are wageslaves.
I will be going up to 19k from 17k this month
>>26997499
At the end of the day you still want to kill yourself though
>>26997424
Your fucked lad, the second you asked for advice here. Hookers and coke party then try to get into rehab on the company's dime for a final comfy month before reality hits.
Thinking about getting a bottle of mad dog 20/20 for old times sake, odds drink evens sink
>>26997424
what's the worst they're gonna do? fire you?
>>26997499
Too much effort to force a new word, just reclaim wageslave as our own, like gays did with queer.
31k
>>26997483
Send speculative emails to medium/large companies and politicians/civil servants to drum up interest. Also network to get people in.
>>26997499
>8k
Feels good being bottom rung
>>26997576
>31k
tell me your secrets senpai
>>26997570
Shit, this just made me feel so much better somehow.
What a fucking great point.
Top man.
I'm not even kidding I'm just gonna roll with this attitude.
I don't have a mortgage or kids to pay for. What is the worst that can happen? I leave with my savings and go travelling.
FUCKING YES.
I CAN DO IT
>>26997531
>>26997520
Nice wages wagerbros. What do you do?
>ps dont kill youself bruv go on holiday in the sun make you feel better
>>26997595
Civil service. I'm a (very junior) overpaid bureaucrat
>>26997601
I work in Public Relations/ Government.
When you see a company do something whacky or get a politician to endorse them even though they're shit that's basically me
I'm wank at it though
>>26997601
>19k
I'm a technical copywriter
>>26997601
Accounts Assistant for a small company
Almost spent 250 quid on a set of video game magazines.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>26997617
Are you the one who suggested I apply for civil service?
I didn't get it, I scored better than 92% of the people in the test but my statement didn't praise diversity enough
>>26997620
>>26997621
>>26997641
>two wages
>three jobs
Spot the liar
Drinking fosters while crafting loads of plywood in dayz epoch and shitposting on r9k. It's a comfy night for me lads. How is everybody getting on?
>>26997499
>>26997601
25k, write barely-working software
>>26997617
What part of the civilian servitude?
>>26997620
That sounds pretty fun tbdesu
>>26997652
I am the 23k/ PR guy
>>26997652
There were 3 wagies at least
>>26997599
Keep that up and try not to show emotion when you're eventually fired.
>>26997652
8k accounts assistant here, and I'm not understanding the meme. Am I the problem child here?
>>26997649
Most people who take those tests are mongs looking for something to get the job centre off their back, I read an application that wrote 6 word in a space that allowed 250.
Sorry you didn't get it. I was lucky because I had a great diversity example from uni that I had very little to do with but knew enough about to bullshit about it.
>>26997483
Is the conference established? Or is it starting from scratch? If it's not established, your job is tougher but far from impossible.
Either way, first thing you need to do is create the product, which in this case is the conference. You will need basic marketing materials - a logo, digital mailout, physical flyers, adverts, etc.
Next, find a venue. Make sure it is big enough for the conference. Also, make sure it's appropriate. From the sounds of it, your crowd want traditional upper class luxury - a nice hotel, an art gallery, etc with decent, traditional food. Do not get a 'trendy' Soho warehouse space with Malaysian street food. Cater to your crowd.
Same with a nearby hotel and taxi company. Negotiate group discounts. Tell a taxi company they can have all of the business picking people up from airports and shit if they do it for a discount.
Next, find a keynote speaker or two who can give a meaningful presentation about whatever overriding theme you're working towards.
Then, advertise the fuck out of it. Research a list of CEO's, MP's, pop figures, etc. who should come and personally invite them. Also, do a few mass mailouts. Contact the sorts of businesses you want represented and invite them to invite their employees You can buy mailing lists of government email addresses pretty cheap. And no, I don't mean darkweb shit, I mean just regular marketing firms.
DESU it might be easier to put out a tender to do promotion.
Finally, it's event management. Make sure you have branded everything at the venue so it looks nice - banners, podium, stationary, etc. Make sure catering is available throughout. Be prepared to work your ass off making sure people are where they need to be.
Also, make sure people go to conferences to have fun. Give 'em a wine reception on the first night. Have an '8 til late' event on the last one. Business types go to these things to fuck each other. Let 'em have fun. You're basically organising a giant party.
>>26997675
>That sounds pretty fun tbdesu
It's awful
>>26997704
Are you a fast streamer?
What's the best way to find a part time job? Can't seem to find one online cos they always have 100+ applications and seem to be mostly skewed towards single mothers and women in general
>>26997499
34k wagekek reporting in.
Sometimes my job feels shit and then I realise I'm actually being quite ungrateful, doesn't make Mondays feel any better though.
>>26997726
>Are you a fast streamer?
Am I fuck, they take about 3% of applicants each year. Besides the money I wouldn't want to be a G7 anyway, too much stress.
>>26997704
They might be mongs but I at most got 1 wrong I reckon, I feel fucking robbed on some bullshit grounds. This is why I hate you public sector cunts, you get some fuck who goes on about multicultural shite instead of someone with a brain.
>>26997764
What do you do for 31k then if you don't mind me asking?
Civil service pay is meant to be shit, so how are you getting so much?
>>26997746
Part time jobs are women only, its working in recruitment
>>26997509
no I don't lol, I just get my news from multiple sources that I can trust, such as the financial times
>>26997711
>
Starting from scratch.
But thanks anon. I'll get to work. Hopefully your guide saves me.
>>26997786
Looking online civil service pay is fucking great way better than what they could get in the private sector.
>>26997711
Trip dubs confirmed for best advice.
Who /earlynight/ here? Thinking of going to bed in a minute lads.
>>26996804
Has anyone here actually been inside a JobCentre Plus?
What's it's like? You always see people lining up outside smoking rollies and looking Like they belong on Jeremey Kyle. What are the staff like? Are the quite judgemental or do they not give a fuck?
>>26997815
No problemo.
If you're starting from scratch, use it to your advantage.
People fucking love to be 'early adopters' and 'get in on the ground floor' so hype the shit out of this aspect.
Make sure that the people going KNOW that they are going to have an advantage over their competitors (both within their company for promotions, and external against other business) for going because this is going to give them new, unique insight.
>>26997786
Civil service has good pay mate. good pensions. Bruv they are basically running the country,
People take for granted what the civil service do. They work for government for life. Much longer than a lot of politicians.
powerful institutions man
>>26997766
Fun fact, until you're pushing for senior management it's never brought up again after the initial interview. We had a guy who got dumped on us because he made a race complaint against his manager, the tribunal found against him and he quit rather than go back to his old department and get the cold shoulder from everyone for being a twat who tried to make his shoddy work a race issue.
>>26997786
I'm a junior manager / office manager essentially, public facing. Certain departments pay better than others - Ministry of Defence, Home Office, HMRC and Department of Education all pay really well relative to others. I'd love to work for the National Archives but the pay is wank.
>>26997871
Its mostly women who send worthless emails all day
>>26997874
How old are you??
blocg
>>26997852
>Has anyone here actually been inside a JobCentre Plus?
What
>>26997923
Reminds me of my managers in sales roles. >Do your time at shit company, get to manager position and coast on 50k a year whilst other people make your money.
>>26997933
26, too old to still be an EO
ordered about 4 kebabs covered different sauces with 2 bottles of coke
/comfy/
>>26997852
At my local Jobcentre you see them all lining up at opening time, then half an hour later they all leave in a queue and march towards Wetherspoons
>>26997852
>Has anyone here actually been inside a JobCentre Plus?
Son, just where in the hell do you think you are?
>>26997979
try being 23 and only making 19k at a proper job
>>26997874
Please god tell me how to get a job in the civil service.
>>26997990
/fat/
/cardiacarrest/
/justobesethings/
>>26998023
i hate myself and want to die, this way i can go out feeling good
Is KFC open on Sundays?
My wizard day on Sunday and I wanna spend it trying to give myself a heart attack
>>26997786
Depends what sector.
I'm a Biomedical Scientist working for Public Health England. The Civil Service took over all Microbiology labs in England from the NHS. I kept my NHS contract because I'm not retarded, even with the five years pay protection I would still lose holiday allowance and have to risk of being debanded down a grade. The people who work here now get 34k a year, I'm on 42k. My wife works in the same lab as me me took the contract change, the only benefit she has is the option to take the Queens Birthday off.
The only cool thing about it is getting a .gov.uk email address. Which is never used outside of giving references to people because it looks better than my NHS email. And to read Duncan Selbies Friday message. That's always a highlight of my week.
>>26998008
>proper job
Ugh, no thanks. I couldn't hack it in the private sector.
>>26998019
It will ask you for competencies, google "civil service competency framework" and use the left hand column for each one as a checklist for things you should mention in each example. Other than that, anon here >>26997649 suggests you need a good equality & diversity example to discuss in the interview.
Remember 90% of civil service jobs are internal only, so if you take a crap job and do it for 6 months you increase your options for doing something you like dramatically.
>>26998059
I understand dying while eating something you love, but don't you want to go out a less, you know, painful way?
>>26998099
>Ugh, no thanks. I couldn't hack it in the private sector.
That was the point of my post mate. It could be worse than your cushy job
>>26998113
less painful ways are also ways i can back out of because my body has the will to live, this way i can set myself on a path to which there will be a point of no return and i will have committed to death, all while it feels nice till i cant have any control over what happens to me
wanna go to bed but 9:20 is a bit early
how do i kill the next 40 minutes lads
>>26998079
>And to read Duncan Selbies Friday message. That's always a highlight of my week.
Director General? We get those
>>26998130
take a nap
>>26998139
clever girl
23
>>26998074
no lad. kfc's worldwide are closed every sunday
>>26997849
Just got I'm bed. Using phone here. Early night is comfy
>>26997871
>tfw perfect boss left work to go into civil service
>horrible former cunt of a boss returns from maternity leave to take her place
pottery
>>26998130
ASMR senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt93xTi7OPQ
>>26998129
Eh, point taken. Different blokes, different strokes. I wish you luck
Stomach ache, head ache and right testicle pain.
What's wrong with me, lads? I've had this for three days.
>>26998168
where did the boss go?
im a civil servant senpai
>>26998132
I don't think I've ever done more than skim one, but his picture at the top always makes him look adorably goofy.
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/503529/DS_Friday_message_26_February_2016_final.pdf
>>26998168
>maternity leave
>boss
I'm so sorry senpai
>>26998207
Aww, he's adorable
Does dad-anon still post? Haven't seen any updates in weeks
Put a Johnny on lads
>>26998207
Duncan Selbie should be the /britfeel/ mascot.
>>26996804
The thread pic needs a huge blimp with a searchlight.
Also combine saying pick up that can.
Then it will finally be complete.
Is the civil service as comfy as I think it is? Like a job where no one really gets angry at you and you work with aging socialists who sit around drinking tea and talk about the rallies they used to go on?
Applying for a degree that could last 6 years.
I'm 24, jesus christ.
>>26998207
Can we put his face in the /britfeel/ picture?
>>26998198
she works in the prison doing admin stuff i think. main reason she left was to fund a massive wedding/honeymoon and she broke up with the bitch shortly afterwards anyway
>>26998220
it's not so bad, all the men above me try and talk to me all the time and i hate it, the women seem to sense the robot and leave me the fuck alone unless they want something
Why is the bbc allowed to put on this pro-criminal migrant shit on?
>>26998259
He fucked it up and pushed the disbelief too far. He said she'd taken the kid and he had no rights or something, people called him out on his obvious bullshit and he stopped posting.
This is the risk with character posters, we know it's fake but as long as you keep it believable we'll play along with the drama. Poleaboo has a good balance, so did Craven on /brit/, but obvious soap opera plot twists spoil the fun.
>>26998306
Better than being 30 and thinking "Applying for a degree that could last 6 years. I'm 30, jesus christ"
>>26998278
>>26998313
thirded.
Next OP make it happen
>>26998259
It just got ridiculous to the point where it was obvious he was trying to one-up Tilde and Poleaboo
>>26998329
>bbc
The clue's in the name, pham
>>26998329
Because Jewtob wants you to accept the destruction of Europe by Islam.
>>26998296
>>26998079
Here.
Pros-
>Excellent pension
>Easy to move up provided you put the effort in
>pays OK, will hopefully be better in five years when my pay protection ends
>overtime pay is insane. 170 for four hours on call work. Half the time I never do anything just sign my name and say I had no calls. I do that maybe 8 times a month. Easily making an extra 4K a year for virtually nothing
>job security
Cons
>payroll are constantly retarded, and get shit wrong all the time
>literally no control over what happens outside of meetings that never go anywhere, it's always someone much higher up, who has never actually worked in your sector, who makes decisions
>takes forever for anything to happen
I like it, but it's not massively different for when I worked for the NHS. Much better than working private IMO.
>>26998329
Because its literally named after Big Black Cock
>>26998364
The face of a man who slaughters hundreds of animals just for fun.
I hope there's a gas leak at Porton and the whole valley is flooded with mustard gas.
>>26998296
depends where u go mate
tribunals service is especially comfy. dwp is hard work at higher grades but comfy at AO/E grade. anywhere as AA/F is comfy....literally photocopy all day or push a trolley round for mail or do endless filing. most of that is solitary too.
hmrc is another good gig at lower grades. stay away from smaller departments though like DECC or similar. stay with the bigger ones like NOMS or MoJ. MoD as a civvy is hard as you may have an army guy as your line manager.
home office is probably easiest at low grades. also some local councils are good but it varies heavily. local govt departments differ greatly in each county.
asylum and immigration is ok too.
dont know about border force.
basically the lower the grade the easier and F's often have roles that are fairly solitary (messenger. repographics. filing. archive etc)
i dont know anything about quangos or other public funded bodies loke imperial war museum and such. sounds fun to work there but i imagine they want motovated people persons and probably those posta attract alot of interest.
just get a job doing printing for mi5 or GCHQ.
>>26998364
Selbie is my waifu
>>26998420
>job security
This is the big one, it is impossible to get sacked from the civil service unless you're in the top echelons and a minister needs a scapegoat.
>>26998412
>>26998414
They aren't even pretending to be impartial anymore
>>26998420
Those cons don't seem very big and would happen in a business anyway.
Why are the tories not slashing you fucks to the bone
So other than saying how great it is and how hard it is to get sacked, how the fuck do I get in?
I'm working in a good job in the private sector but will happily trade it all for the civil service
As a smoker I'm a little bit concerned right now, I have this weird pain in my throat and jaw region since a week.
Anyone else here with the same experience?
Maybe I should see a doctor or something, what do you lads think?
>>26998460
>Why are the tories not slashing you fucks to the bone
My pay has been capped to a 1.2% rise/year since I joined, they are.
>>26998482
sign up for job alerts at civilservice jobs
learn the competency framework and apply for every post that comes up to test your competencies.
remember Situation Task Action Resolution
just tell a good story for each competency that demonstrates you have said competency.
at interviews they ALWAYS ask the same competency questions that were on your application form.
Getting comfy lads, here's to moot and his new job at googl
http://youtu.be/pMBP0XzSNYg
>>26998519
Fuck off mate, a guaranteed pay rise is not a slashing you soft cunt. Especially not when you are paid above market rate already.8/10 I'm mad as fuck
>>26998460
They are.
1% pay rises and my pay is better than anyone who is employed for my position now because I was employed by the NHS before all the labs went over to PHE. I'd be like 8k worse off now.
It's ok, the civil service paid for me to do my Masters Degree, but it's certainly less money than 5 years ago. Hopefully should improve though.
>tfw
2824
>>26998550
>strawberry flavoured grape wine-based drink
>rum flavoured lager
the fuck
>>26998537
Also, if you get rejected you're entitled to feedback on why they marked each competency below the pass mark. Always ask for it.
>>26998621
>fosters spiced rum drink
>>26998612
The fuck is she trying to say?
>>26998655
I mean the Foster's is bad enough, but why add rum to it? Leave rum out of this, it doesn't deserve this treatment.
>>26998612
I just got 'Thank you, Mum'
But I didn't use exclamation marks so maybe thats why.
>>26998550
If your drinks were a human they would be mixed race and a raging homosexual.
Lads, I'm going grey. I'm only 30.
Kill me, Kill me now.
>>26998612
Random question, but how many teeth does your mum have?
>tfw drinking laphroaig from the bottle so you don't have to go down stairs for more alcohol
any other whisky drinker in?
>>26998705
as if any self respectingyeah I knowhomo would touch either of those
>>26998446
>(messenger. repographics. filing. archive etc)
Any of these sound like instant suicide inducers. How can people live this way?
>>26998494
Sounds like a sore throat and a cold. I have the same thing. Take cold and flu medicine.
>>26998758
I do a shit job and I'm
>>26998754
to cope
>>26997040
if you want them to use a new version you really have to be pro active and remind them there is a new version and posting it in the new thread so they have it for next thread.
did you get the master PSD I uploaded for you last thread?
for anyone who missed it, the new urls.
http://www.megafileupload.com/n1vV/2016_britfeel_op_imagereupload.zip
>>26997711
Incredible advice
Good lad
>>26998758
Mostly they're filled by the retarded. We had a guy who was an AA and got paid 18k a year to push a post trolley around three floors all day. He didn't even sort or open the post, just shuffled along dispersing it into trays. He was a mong of some sort and used to give flowers to the (married) team leader until her boss made him stop because she was getting creeped out.
>>26998693
same, them saying anything else would be a bit weird.
>>26998760
Thank you for the advice I'll try it, hope you'll also get better soon!
>>26998621
The fosters rum is ace, mad dog is some American punch stuff. First thing I ever got drunk on, it was 4.25 back then I just paid 8 quid felling old.
Don't get mad lads just check my quads and show the eggman some love>>>/s4s/4225555
>>26998718
could be worse mate, could have been bald by 19 like some guys are
>>26998885
No worries. I smoke too so maybe I'm wrong and we're both doomed.
>>26998758
>Work for a digital print factory
>Administrator
>Paperwork for paper
It's a living, talk with a lot of reprographics guys. Pretty stable for them. Just shit pay sometimes.
>>26998742
she has an old nokia that's why she texts like a 12 year old on bebo
Do you civil service lads have time to follow your dreams as well as do your job?
I think of my brain and my body as separate entities to myself. My brain is my friend but my body is an enemy and a challenge to overcome.
Other people think like this right?
>>26998758
this is why i recommend it for robots
0 respnsibility 0 stress
and it pays 18k britbongs a year. 20 days annual not including bank holidays and privilege day for xmas and queens bday. pension. 7hr15min days 40hr week on flexi time (can go into debit with hours or build up credit and when u hit 7hrs can take a day off up to 3 flexi days a month on top of annual leave.) can buy/sell leave up to 3? days a month. most departments have overtime whenever you need it (completely optional) but you get paid time+1/2 and more if you are lucky enough to be offered sunday overtime. you get a interest free loan to buy a yearly travel ticket on trains/bus and you can steal all the stationary you want.
and thats at grade F where all you have to remember is to shit in the toilet and not on the floor.
and trust me thats not as easy for some people.
>>26999113
>follow your dreams as well as do your job
>>26999113
sure. most contracts are 36hrs to 40hr week. get yourself a decent commute and youre set
its just the pay is bad
>>26998816
Nah I don't I'll download it at some point but I'm in bed right now on my phone
>>26999184
neets dream small so need to achieve less to meet said dreams.
having a job is more of a dream than most neets actual faggy dreams.
>>26999152
How do I get such a job? Would it be possible for me to move up to something slightly better if I get bored with it?
You civil service lads are always pleasant and helpful btw.
>>26999113
>paid special leave
Welcome to paradise anon
okay so I'm about to graduate from Loughborough with a politics degree, guaranteed 2.1 but possible first
What are my best chances to entering the civil service, where should I apply? I'm taking a year out to build my CV hopefully doing some experience with MPs doing research or some shit but Civil Service sounds cozy
>>26999299
>graduating with a 2:1
At least try the Fast Stream, you owe it to yourself.
>>26999237
once yourr in as an F you can do courses to perfect your competencies. also every line manager ive had (6 so far) have helped with my development. sure sometimes its partly for them because they can use it as a competency if they got someone developed enough to be promoted. but ive always felt supported.
just get signed up for job alerts and start applying. make sure you read all the info about the competency framework.
start as an F and stay there for 20 years or work your way up. do whatever man. plus once you hit any grade you can apply for promotion to the next grade through an interviw or you can do a level transfer to the same grade in a different department without any interview or application.
WHO IS THIS PENISGODDESS
>>26999312
How do you mean mate, I realise you're just taking the piss but come on, give us a hand please
>>26999299
fast stream is highly competitive but go for it mate.
if you fail then general civ service jobs require good competencies and not a CV in the usual sense. lookup the competency framework but defo try the fast stream.
theres a civil service call centre in loughborough next to the police station YOU DO NOT WANT TO WORK THERE. you can do better.
completely hopeless robots should do the callcentre stuff.
>>26999333
That's one lucky lad desu
>>26999241
Is this the infamous Australian "banter"?
Bit weak
>>26999363
>How do you mean mate
Nobody who posts on the chon in their spare time has what it takes to get selected for the Fast Stream, but it's worth a go regardless.
>I realise you're just taking the piss
Only slightly, I've met people who succeeded and they all seem to love it. But they thrive on pressure and assessment, which is anathema to /britfeel/ overall.
>>26999379
Haha don't worry lad I won't be hanging around Loughborough for long, shit little town
Would you say I'm underqualified though? Everyone goes on about politics as a meme degree and I agree but if I get at least a 2.1 from Loughborough which ain't a bad uni surely that counts for something right?
>>26999241
Extremely rare. So rare I've never come across it myself
>>26999448
>Loughborough which ain't a bad uni
maybe for military electronics
need new keyboard lads
what buy
pic related current one
i like the programmable keys to do shortcuts in browser like new tab, close tab, submit post and blaaaa
>>26999489
Well it's 11th in the country overall which beats unis like UCL
Poleaboo will be posting his daily cut in around 1 hours time
Stressed about driving lesson tomorrow
We were supposed to start driving on roads/junctions with other active cars/drivers but it's been 2 weeks since the last lesson and everything has been forgotten
>>26999548
That must be a lie, who the fuck thinks that
>>26999448
https://www.civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk/csr/index.cgi?SID=cGFnZWFjdGlvbj1wcmVyZWdpc3RlciZrZXk9NTA3MDAwMCZwYWdlY2xhc3M9UmVnaXN0ZXImYXBwX2luX3Byb2dyZXNzPTAmcmVxc2lnPTE0NTA0NDM0MTYtMTliNTExYmQ4ODJkMjk4N2ZhZTc4ZTFjNjU3Yzk3MWRkYzI4MmQzOQ==
i did a 2.2 in history and im a line manager in the moj
go for it
>>26999705
>MoJ
Their job adverts are all in some weird military code of acronyms designed to make sure outsiders have no idea what the job actually does.
How in the hell did you get in there?
>>26999754
ministry of justice, fucking hell lad step it up
>>26999705
2:2 in English here, am I doomed?
>>26999322
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
orig
>>26999547
Get a mechanical one, you won't look back.
>>26999769
I'm a civil servant, of course I'm drunk on a Tuesday night. Leave me alone.
>>26999784
can't be arsed desu, then I will autistically worry if i might not have chosen the wrong type of keys or try to decide forever, i am extremely autistic about this.
>>26999793
>I'm a civil servant, of course I'm drunk on a Tuesday night. Leave me alone.
Its monday and as a private sector slave I'm also drunk but don't use it as an excuse
>>26999816
There isn't a massive choice.Get reds for gaming, get blues if you want something that clicks for gaming.
>>26999842
>Its monday
Oh god, its worse than I tought
So, it appears we all have autism
That's good to know
>>26999816
I'm the same way I've been thinking about getting a new computer for ages
>>26999857
My therapist thinks I might have high functioning Aspergers
>>26999884
Your therapist is looking for a bigger budget. Diagnoses = moolah from the council
>>26999893
He has referred me on to someone else so I am their problem not his, so I am back in the fucking waiting list
>>26999848
i occassionally game but i type mostly desu
>inb4 get brown/green for typing
>>26999866
the only things i dont think long about are cars.
JUMP OUT A NEW WHIP NIGGA
LIKE I'M A SLAVE MASTER
feels good to be a wagecuck
>>26999866
Build your own.
>>26999571
The complete university guide mate
>>26999705
Smashing mate, appreciate it
>>26999853
Jesus how drunk are you? The civil service definitely attracts drinkers. When I go away overnight on meetings, half of the people get smashed.
>>26999970
We're not all 'that' autistic, m9
>>26999970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuEJWmxWkKw#t=7s
![[Triad]_Higurashi_no_Naku_Koro_ni_-_12.avi_snapshot_17.11_[2016.03.07_16.50.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hjTMz7n.jpg "[Triad] Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - 12.avi snapshot 17.11 [2016.03.07 16.50.08]")
which dating app is popular in the UK?
>>27000020
killing yourself you fucking normalfag
>>26999997
>building your own computer
>having something how you want it
>saving a ton of money and not being fucked by companies selling you shit for exorbitant prices
>autistic
More like smart.
>>26999970
we had that discussion before, now I've looked up some parts but I can't decide, and I have no way of knowing if what I am picking is reasonable without wasting hours and hours on it
>>27000000
Fucking faggot what a waste literally kill yourself
>>27000000
CHECK EM
Sick one.
![[Triad]_Higurashi_no_Naku_Koro_ni_-_12.avi_snapshot_17.22_[2016.03.07_16.51.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OlEXMxk.jpg "[Triad] Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - 12.avi snapshot 17.22 [2016.03.07 16.51.04]")
>>27000032you fuckin liar
>>26999997
I might be autistic but at least I'm not wasting money for no good reason.
>>26999981
We're all butthurt that our lives weren't more successful, drinking is how we cope
>>27000034
From what I can see you don't save that much at all, perhaps lose if you factor in your own time
>>27000000
check'd friendo
>>27000048
>hours and hours
Just sounds like you're retarded and not willing to try, mate. Sorry, can't help with that.
>>27000000
Fuck, nice digits
>>27000075
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about then, pal
>>27000000
>accidentally get a GET
>spend the next hour tabbing back because it says someone replied to me
Fucks sake
>>27000048
Why don't you buy a mac then you fucking shit
>>27000020
I don't think anyone here would be able to speak of having had success with any of them.
The only real purpose you can get out of them is losing further faith in humanity seeing what utter cunts exist out there.
>>27000000
Very nice get, to be honest.
>>27000104
here you go senpai, have another (You)
>>27000084
>try
Will that not take even longer than my paltry efforts?
Not all of us have all day to spend doing boring nothing shit about computer parts
>>go on a few dates with a girl
>>text her after one of them
>>no reply for a couple of days
>>text a short message
>>no reply
There goes my chance of becoming has gf :(
Should I just lose my virginity to a hooker? I'm 22 and feeling pretty shitty about it.
>>27000104
I once stayed up till 2am on a work night because people kept replying to my post on /pol/
>Poleaboos dad is back and eating in the living room
Cut has been postponed 10-20 minutes
>>27000155
Not a fan of this double meme arrow gimmick
>>27000000
Reboot was that shit.
>>27000000
All those 0's :^0
Poleaboo is going to watch Fresh Meat +1, likes Oregons looks at Josies Welsh accent
His dad is fucking having a go at him again
>>27000000
sick get brah
>>26998754
I may be punishing my taste buds tonigh but I do like a dram, glenfidich if my personal faviorate. The best I've had the pleasure of throwing at these tonsils of mine was a 500 bong 40 year scotch I bought for my dads fiftieth, it was out of this world..
I really need to get a job
i missed the entire last week of speech class along with the speech i was supposed give, how the fuck do i get the balls to show my face tommorow for class
>>26996847
Komari > Hotaru > Renge > Kazuho > Kaede > Hikage > Dogshit > Natsumi
>>27000000
Reminds me of this, I remember it being shilled so fucking hard in the early '00s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI1z9I9WN_A
>>27000251
i hate you and all the normalfags who pay you and your shitty blogs attention
>>27000273
Walk in whilst giving a speech, ignore interruptions and keep talking until people give you a standing ovation
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1455741925190.webm
>>27000251
Does kingsley not trigger you?
He does me with last episode how he was dropping out in third year realising he's wasted his life
The real cut is how his life is still 10x better than mine and he's not friendless or virgin
>>26999705
>>26999379
>>26999321
>>26999152
I've got an interview for an AO position in the DWP soon, Got any advice?
>>27000378
The competency framework is basically a checklist.
Don't set off an evacuation like 4 girls did when I was interviewing because they crossed their legs and their knee hit a panic alarm.
>>27000000
Worthy get brah.
Britfeel getting that made my night
>>27000408
It ruined mine.
>>27000326
The entire fucking show triggers Poleaboo, he's not sure why he watches it, would hate to think he's one of those pathetic cunts who watch a show because they have a soft spot for a qt
got some lsd chaps
what's some cool stuff to do whilst buzzed?
>>26999999
wew original lad weewwewew
>>27000429
I remember watching the early series at uni. It made me so depressed I have no idea why I kept watching. fuck me
one year mum got me a reboot pencil case for school.
I didn't even like reboot.
I imagined all the times someone would say ''oh you like reboot?'' and id have to explain ''no, it was just a gift''
but that never happened because nobody ever talked to me.
I hate reboot.
>>27000405
This is good advice. They are going to ask a question around the competencies. Dont just give a one word or sentence answer. Give a scenario of each one. What was the problem, what did you do to resolve it. What was the result?
>>27000616
what year was it?
as in how old were you
>>27000661
2015 and I was 32 years old.
>>27000673
well meme'd
9439
>ran out of whisky
>not asleep, collapsed or dead
jdimsa
>>27000651
So can I just google what these competencies are? Is it widely available knowledge?
>>26999322
Sara Salazar. Don't need to thank me.
>>27000719
Civil Service Competency Framework
This isn't some industry secret
Lads did any of you guys get a tattoo underage?
Tryna get my 16 year cousin tge tattoo he wants to appear cool and stuff like I roll deep....
I also promised I'd get him fake id.
I don't even know how to get real id.
Here's todays cut
Love,
Poleaboo
>>27000739
Some girls got "Property of Andrew" tattoos when they were in secondary school. Pretty sure Andrew himself did them tough.
>>27000000
wew nice digits lad
>girl i messaged has been online
>didn't reply to me
I should just deactivate this account again tbfh. It's just making me feel worse
>>27000732
Nice one mate, really appreciate it
Hopefully I'll be joining you in the civvy service one day
>>27000772
>message only friend from uni on Facebook 4 months ago
>no reply
>>27000739
You can get fake ID's online on the darknet or on a couple clearnet sites. They're like ~$70-100 from what I've seen for American ones, I don't know anything about UK ones
>>27000739
I dislike people who ruin their bodies like that. To me, it's a sign that someone is poor at making decisions and thinking about the future.
I was especially upset when I found out my little sister had gotten ear piercings. Not with my sister, but the society which has normalised damaging your body like that.
Talk your cousin out of it, he'll think he's hot shit for a month, and then in a few years he'll feel like a fucking idiot.
>>27000798
Fuck that's expensive.
Ever since I saw superbad I figured they were like 15 quid.
>>27000830
Nah having a tattoo at age 16 is an instant cherry popper.
It'll be worth it.
>>27000719
You should know what the competencies are from the form you put in. There most likely will be 4 competencies Someone has posted a link to the competencies a few posts further down
>>27000830
good tattoos can be hot as fuck though especially if your have a great bodyno homo
ben & jerry's cinnamon bun ice cream lads
>>27000857
>16
>good tattoo
No
>been a virgin and stereotypical robot for 20 years
>somehow manage to meet a legitimate 9/10 normie girl last year at some local festival my see-once-a-month (and only) friends dragged me along to
>for some reason she really likes me and we end up in a serious relationship and obviously having sex
>she doesn't care I'm a loser, introduces me to her friends, likes having sex, has helped me become more "normal"
>7 months later still with her but every time we have sex it's harder and takes longer for me to cum
>it's getting so bad sometimes she has to ask me to "finish already"
>also really want to have sex with other girls now but I know if I break up with her it's back to being alone and I doubt I'll ever manage to find another girl as good as her
Help me lads
>>27000897
Help you with what? Cumming faster?
Stay with her you cunt, you don't know what you've got till its gone
Drink more water for big cums
>>27000897
Stick with her and get over ypur mental block. Do the sensible and grown up thing. Marry and reproduce at least 3 times if white
>>27000739
Wait lad regretting something you'll see every day will be heartbreaking.
Here my two. Dragoon is in the Leo star sign shape, I got it after my bro died chasing the dragon. The other one is a Maltese stallion was suppose to be my understanding of the fight or flight within me but that shit changes.
I can wear a short sleeve shirt and work colleges are none the wiser
>>27000976
>Marry and reproduce at least 3 times if white
Translation: Cuck yourself
>>27000888
desu even shit tier and generic ones are hot
>>27000897
Rub vinegar in your foreskin.
>>27000897
fuck off back to facebook normie cunt
>>27001013
>getting shaded tattoos ever
It's basic intelligence to stay away from them at all costs. I've never seen one that looks good.
>>27000855
>>27000732
I'm the guy who asked advice not>>27000719.
I've been coming up with scenarios for the four competencies but it is difficult without a proper question to answer.
>realising you are outgrowing your sexual fetishes and desire without ever experiencing them
>>27001013
that horse is so fucking gay
>>27000518
Yeah, it's just hammers home what you're missing out on at uni
I just wanted a houseshare with friends who were like a second family
>>27001134
The question is "give an example of when you displayed X competency"
>>27001214
How good do my competencies have to be for that grade level? Also bear in mind they are recruiting for 80 odd positions.
Why are you all so miserable lads?
Finally got back from the pictures and I am cream crackered desu. Went to see Deadpool with my gf's children, and boy they were a handful! Movie was fun, and afterwards my gf texted me to take them out to dinner, so we had a cheeky Nandosdon't tell the missus hahaha. After I dropped them off and I settled them into bed I woke up their mummy -she had a night to herself, and got a bit tipsy haha- and we talked for a bit and then she sent me home. Getting comfy and watching Planet Earth.
Life is good lads.
>>27001134
You will probably be able to use the 4 examples you have used on your form. The questions for AO are pretty generic. When I go for interviews I personally just have two examples for each competency and I adapt one of them to the question. Also Never say we only I. You can also take notes in with you to remind you of your answers
>>27001302
you better be meme'ing lad
>>27001183
It really got to me how their lives where meant to be disastrous and the house was meant to be a bit shit, but I would have done anything to live there or live like that
>>27001291
Not the person you are replying to but if you are going for UC job recruiting 80 staff you only have to pass. In the DWP they don't just ask give an example of a competency. They will ask a question.
>>27001302
Sounds like you had a fun night mate
>>27001332
Why is everything a meme to you lads? Can't you just accept that some people love eachother?
>>27001291
80 positions?? where are you finding this stuff lad. I'm in London and there's nothing really.
>>27001302
great idea mate, it all makes sense now
cheering up is easy, i just need to see my gf and - oh
>mfw
>>27001378
I did lad. Great time. We've decided that this'll now be our Saturday schedule so that the kids aren't alone when their mum's out like before. So excited haha!
>>27001386
I was informed of it by my work coach, just keep looking on the civil service site. Also keep a special eye out for UC jobs as they are set for massive expansion.
>>27001367
>>27001306
>>27001214
Thanks for the advice lads.
>>27001443
I almost believed you, until...
>So excited haha!
BAIT DETECTED BAIT DETECTED BAIT DETECTED
>>27001522
Not everything in life fits into categories like "memes" or "bait" m8. Sometimes it's a thing called "love" friendo. Know what that is?
>>27001388
Getting a gf is easy mate, you just need to ask some girls out until one says yes. Its just a numbers game.
>>27001577
>friendo
>thing called "love"
So this is the fabled tenth layer of irony.
>>26996847
isn't it always?
Comfy evening at spoons lads, wingback chair by the fireplace with a decent pint and some nice messages.
>>27001637
Are you actually this jealous that someone here found love before you?
>Going through 8 year old threads in the archives
>See people posting things like this, lamenting the same kinds of things we do now
Strange feels 2bh, I wonder where he ended up in life.
>>27001182
It also has Masonic meaning
>>27001714
I don't mind people finding love. I just don't like people baiting with it.
>>27001700
Whos that semen demon, lad?
>>27001379
meme's is how you see it my simple friend. Remember the dominator from high school maths? You have reached the celespool of understanding, I'm 30 and seen a lot of the world different cultures, your problem is you found the sheeps sightanonymous is the group of groupsand you suckle at her tit, you found the source early, you do not grow and you cannot change either way this conservation is over.
>>27001756
still looks like a unicorn though
>>27001762
He might not even be baiting, though
>>27001939
desu lad, what?
Rightly so the bi-sential meme was forgotten.
Short hand was leave the effortless to perish be picked or pushed.
>>27002022
Let's have a pint some time
I met a girl on an r9k omegle thread about 4 years ago now, we went out for 2 years and she was pretty great. We decided to end it because we were both going in different directions. We never talk now and I have a new gf now but I still miss her.
>>27002080
Okay lad. Where you at? It'll have to be on Wednesday, it's the only day of the week I'm not helping my gf.
>http://strawpoll.me/7024071
Polling now open for this friday's movie night. Also just learned that strawpoll is capped to 30 options, so next week I'm just gonna wipe the list clean and start with the ones that didn't fit on this time. I eagerly await your feedback on this carefully considered decision.
>http://strawpoll.me/7024071
>>27002461
WEIRD TIME TO OPEN THE POLL BUT I'LL GET THAT EARLY VOTE FOR DEMOLITION MAN IN
>>27002289
Scottish capital, normie robot, where you from
>>27002666
http://youtu.be/nkFPiu400bk
Walking enigma mind
>>27002461
YOU LEFT MULTIPLE VOTING ON
>>27002461
>http://strawpoll.me/7024071
I'm guessing Dead Snow is meant to be Dead Show 2 because it's the only one you can get 100% in english?
Google dun gone up a per cent tree in the last 8 hours that's 4.3 billion
Bonsai me fucking side ways but every I mean every single fucking robot wants more money for comfy nests
>normal mondaze
> head flips
>go searching
>Jesus 4.0 joins "(the enemy)"
>find it
>under hour ago mootikins joins the house with unlimited weapons
>bonsai put paper in the lofty bank
>fall back to the what is autism blog
i'm back on the brew lads, it's fucking shite I want to just disappear forever
>strawpoll.me/7024331
The astute among you may have noticed a slight flaw in the set-up of the movie poll. Please, for the love of god, ignore it and vote on this one instead.
>strawpoll.me/7024331
>>27003187
>strawpoll.me/7024331
fuck sake mun
>>27003187
>john wick wins
>gorilla man cancels the vote and starts a new one
Fucking bullshit. I demand we watch Johnathon Wickalus right fucking now.
>>27003187
There should be an option for 'not k-on' because thats all I care about
>>27003289
That's every other choice Lad. Not sure who is voting for K-on anyway, it's not any of the K-on lads because we have seen it loads.
>>27003034
LOL Ur so random lmao xD
>>27003381
Not if k-on wins it isn't.
>>27003401
THANKS FOR REMINDING HOW FUCKING STUPID LUTHER LOOKS IN THE NEW FILM
>>27003111
Simple avoidance lords
>>>/s4s/4226547
>evening out the bonsai way with flat conservation on a tar off betrayal or some shitedouce kek none anon for a very off is hard and ne'er lives on none
>>27003436
>7.15 for cigarettes
Fuck
I want to buy some modafinil in the UK. Any of you tried 4nrx-uk? Cheaper than modafinilcat and shipped from Europe rather Poointhelooland
>playing farcry 4
>this girl appears
>wiki says shes 13
>why boner why
>>27000887
Cinnamon anything is always disappointing.
>>27003550
>farcry 4
Normie's out right now.
>>27003573
It's utter trash mateI pirated it
>>27003573
ive met David Cameron and Ricky Gervais IRL and Mr Gervais was the bigger cunt of the two, I'm glad he has JUSTed himself on several if occasions if you ask me lad
>>27003110
lol shit tier drug
>>27003612
I played farcry 3 a bit and got bored so quickly, and from what I've seen FC4 is just more of the same shit all over again. It seems they even went with a similar le crazy man villain in FC4 to copy vaas.
>>27003658
Doesn't surprise me much tbqh
>>27003716
Why are there Amerifats ITT?
>>27003729
It's honestly the exact same game, I pirated farcry 3 too and couldn't finish it. Doubt I'll finish this either, it's just something to do.
>>27003275
>tfw you are surrounded by so many yes-men and fake friends that they actually convinced you that your retard face was enough material for an entire series
>>27003757
Ubisoft are so shit now desu. I can't remember the last good game I played from them.
>>27000000
Well I sure hope that show never gets a...... reboot
>>27003753
no fucking idea, I'm not an amerifat. alcohol is a drug and it's an absolute shit tier drug.
>inb4 hur dur it's a drink
no it's not, there are drinks that contain alcohol
>drink 3 beers
>get mildly intoxicated
>have to puke
>feel like absolute shit the next day and still have to puke
>take a certain different drug
>as a side effect get so fucked up that i cant even sit without falling over, similar to how alcohol feels just magnitudes worse, if i were to get an effect like this with alcohol I'd probably die
>dont puke or anything
>feel BETTER the next day than before taking it
>this wears off until you feel normal again
alcohol never again.
>>27003787
Only good games Ubi have done in a long fucking time is Blood Dragon and Rocksmith 2014
And the fuck nut that choose to step out of anonymous 'the group of groups mind' has done and does do everytime le potted plant spirals off his illegal medication but this next line is for everyone, everybody and none the life you see protecting one life fights for all and fuck 4chan it sold my soul and I asked for it all politely, where is what's go and think with me before your mamys mamy lost a three ad to burn off the server what did they have clap my go lad, but the last wizard to freely give the money a fuck you, full turn and hate me, one clap two clap and the answer behind me t-the meme stutter mother fucker I'll do nowt till it hurts samuel jackson be a needy robot or what have you. Orange stays up is all I have to give you. Now I have a code I know well on Google, sleep easy bonsai loves you. JUST like yesterday I'll sleep and I'll play finished is the man lets game. No surrender brother. I'll Watch over them.
>>27003854
I actually hated blood dragon too kek. People told me to play it even though I hated FC3. It's just FC3 with a shit filter.
>>27003830
the brew isn't alcohol you stupid yank.
>cannot spend my ESA money fast enough
what do?
finally home.
any anons like to drink Polish beer? I picked up ton s of beers that are 7-8 percent at 1 quid each
I think I'm becoming a tramp
>>27003830
that's because you're a lightweight faggot
>>27003879
Lmao so funny and deep I wish I could take drugs and just write really random things too like 'bunny rabbit eating carrot oh wait it's a stick of dynamite good bye roger see you in the next dimension oh wait I'm a tree and you're a hippo but what's that maybe my feet are sponges and my eyes are made of mahogany'
Is it true that all the normies live in the south/london and the rest of bongistan is poland-tier?
>>27003968
no it's not. if that was the case I'd get drunk easily, but i dont. i barely feel anything at all from 3 beers yet it's enough to make me puke and feel like shit the next day.
i take a different drug that has similar effects to alcohol and take so much of it that i feel as drunk as i do on 20 beers ( I have drunk so much before so i know, puked like 30 times ) and i dont even puke once and feel BETTER the next day than i would if i wouldn't have done it.
you can argue all you want, but alcohol is just a shit tier drug and when compared to other drugs all that bodyload, the hangover, the puking just isn't worth the little effect you get from it. but you're a fucking normie who probably drinks solely to show off how much of that shitty substance he can stuff into his pleb body, and maybe for the effects it gives you (which as i have mentioned can be reached with other drugs while having a fraction of the side effects and aftermath)
>>27003787
Ubisoft have literally almost always been shit, last good game they had anything to do with was rainbow 6 vegas 2 and even then they were showing signs of being utter cunts.
>>27004007
>poland tier
i wish.
it's all pakis wearing adidas tracksuits shouting senpai/bruv and stabbing each other at the chicken and kebab shops
>Just like yesterday I'll sleep and I'll game finished is the man lets game.
>>27004025
are you allright mate?
Crazy sandman drifting plural to the east coast hedge line, what say the feasting crows gorging on the sorrows of the wicker basket filled with fruits of despair and soil. Be vanquished ye flagrant aliens, take thou dettol wipes of nuclear peace bringers of temptation and chaste, eat the bushes of St. Andrews fire and look up, smile at me you fucking bastard cunt whore as I subjugate your mothers tranquil vagina, stir ukulele of Campbell's soup you muggy little waste man
>tfw estate in east london
>tfw cold at night
>tfw mice/rats
>tfw dealers everywhere
>tfw heroin addicts everywhere
>tfw no friends, only pub m8s
>tfw drinking til blackout drunk everynight
kill me already
any way i can get government bux for being disabled (mental illness) but in work?
i want to work, but not very many hours.
Drunk on a Monday lads. Tried to chat up the fat lass I went to school with, think she thought I was having a laugh.I'm actually so attracted to her it's unreal, she's so nice and plump I just want to impregnate her desu
>>27004315
>tfw east london
>tfw cosy at night don't even have to put heating on in winter
>tfw clean safe rodentless flat
>tfw nice pubs and restaurants nearby
>tfw drinking till blackout drunk with friends
>>27004455
that sounds comfy
I saw a rat at my local once
>>27004488
Did you give him some of your snack?
>>27003951
Offy near me used to do this nine percent "karpackie" 4 for 4.50, so bloody good.
>>27004563
other than beer they only have pork scratchings at the pub
but no , im cheap
>>27004417
I think you have to work less than 16hrs/wk
>>27004488
theres rats in every local mate, that's why so many have cats
Miss basedtomboy tbqh lads
>>27005124
ill recommmend they buy one then
>>27004447
pump her the feel should go away, don't get involved with a fat chick
bonsai was poster
Ditched video games for more productive hobbies, I've never felt better desu
dont die britfeel
>>27006642
What other hobbies?
And are you selling your games?
got a day off lads, whey
>>27009874
nice, wot you gunna do senpai?
>>27009912
havent got a clue pal, probaly just laze around, maybe watch a few films or something
Good morning to you all on this unholy hour of the morning
>>27010192
morning lad
If I want to express anger to a dog should I do so using human expressions (a frown) or mimic canine expressions (scrunched up nose and barred teeth) ?
>>27010389
Karate chop to the back leg. Won't cause the damage a punch would, but reminds it who's in charge.
>>27010389
Definitely mimic. Make sure you growl too.
Cosy as fuck world T20 starts today lads
Time for qt Rooty
Morning lads.
Need to go get a haircut but have no idea what style to ask for. What do?
>>27010520
Short back and sides
>>27010545
That's the literal pleb tier hair cut.
Being awake is really depressing desu.
>>27010647
Fuck off you normie hipster man bun cunt
>>27010701
Wow, are you triggered mate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQBAmIuQOV4
I like dance movies
>>27010758
normie shit desu, listen to kpop senpai
>>27010893
It was rejected by Rihanna, Adele and Beyonce, so she just made it herself. dat opportunism gives me a chubby
Interview at KFC tomorrow lads, apparently the whole process will be 4 hours long and involve group activities, kill me now 2bh
It's either this or the JC want to force me into getting an apprenticeship in retail
>>27010893
>listen to kpop
literally the same tier as listening to fucking anime music
>>27010910
There was a documentary on this, they make you do group presentations and shit and throughout the day will just tap people on the shoulder and ask them to leave because they've been cut.
>>27010982
I've just read about an interview on glassdoor, apparently I'll have to introduce myself and say something interesting about myself, make a house out of arts materials with a group and then do a 3 minuet presentation on a product (imaginary or in the room). There'll be an actual interview at the end.
I might plan ahead with the presentation just in case the process is the same.
I'd imagine the key thing would be confidence which is something I have 0 of so I'll probably mess up and start mumbling and blushing hard
>>27010910
>aprenticeship in retail
kek holy fuck so glad I am independently NEET and don't have to deal with the JC.
Some little moth cunt just tried staring on me lads
>>27010910
>4 hour assessment to see if you can put chicken into a fryer without losing a finger
wew
Anyone ever had seratonin syndrome?
>they haven't played life is strange
top kek
Is it possible for a website to record all your keystrokes, such as whether you tab in and out?
>tfw just picked up The Divison for my Pee Ess 4 but I'm wageslaving until 4
Suffering lads
That Indian bastard won't click my phishing links
I know he's reading the emails
Might just friend him and ask him outright on facebook
I'll try 2 more styles of email before giving up
Maybe gmail phishing but probably not
>>27011674
>the Division
>PS4
>H3H3
should I buy age of empires HD. is it actually a good game, or was it just good because I was a youngfag?
>>27011674
>want to buy division
>remember all the DLC that will be released like destiny and borderlands
>remove from basket
Wish I had money to burn 2bh
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3481530/A-kind-caring-youngster-dream-join-Marines-Bailey-gentle-giant-killed-plump-knife-obsessive.html
>plump knife obsessive
>>27011912
>murdered over a biscuit
How dire must life be in Scotland? What a scummy place.
>>27011874
to be fair, Destiny has only had 3 bits of DLC, 2 of which added moderate amounts of content, and one which was pretty much an entire game. I might be massively biased because I'm approaching 1,000 hours in game, but the DLC actually feels worth it to me. I think there's one more bit coming, but if it's the size of Taken King, it'll be worth the dosh.
>>27011925
It is ok as long as you stay away from the plump knife obsessives, they normally wear jumpers that say PKO on them so it isn't hard.
>>27011912
The media always make out the person who got killed as a saint. In reality they were both sweaty nerds.
Today I realised I know absolutely nothing about my job and I don't want to do it anymore.
I might actually kill myself because I'm sick of everything.
>>27011954
kek reminds me of Neds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WXaLiWKooQ
>>27011955
Yeah, even in the saintlyness they are trying to give the large lad, he was clearly bullying the fat kid, and I bet he did it all the time and the kid just snapped.
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>>27005192
be honest you guys, how true is the pic. how many of your waifu will accept you at first glance
>used to go weeks without brushing my teeth when I was younger and binge on sweets
>somehow made it to 22 with just one filling needed
>get my shit together over the past year, now always brush 2 times a day and floss a few times a week
>just got back from the dentist
>need 2 more fillings
WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME, I'VE LEARNT MY LESSON
>>27012020
Need to start oil pulling lad, it's the way forward
>>26996870
AHAHAHAHA
my mother hates my guts. she's schizo and thinks im plotting against her.
what would i give for a mother like that.
>>27012020
Brushing removes essential oils which protect the teeth. It's the biggest racket going.
What, did you think humans existed for 10,000 years without toothpaste by magic? If that were the case we would have de-evolved teeth years ago.
Eating regularly is all you need to do to prevent tooth decay.
>>26996849
The sad truth is you're an over achiever. The fact that someone like you has made it past ten years old without being put down is beyond belief.
>tfw dog doesn't like me anymore and growls at me sometimes when i give him attention (he's not sick/hurt)
even animals are too good to associate with me.
>>27012151
Every dog I have ever has has done that to me, animals know I am a natural beta.
Cats are nice to me though.
>>27012108
You don't have to eat to have nice teeth~
Begining to wonder how the fuck my mind comes up with the stuff in my dreams recently lads
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>>27003997
does sorry even come close lads?
Mad dog 20/20 > Buckfast
>>27012108
>What, did you think humans existed for 10,000 years without toothpaste by magic?
No, but we didn't eat so much refined sugary shit and dodgy chemicals either. People still cleaned their teeth too, just not with toothpaste
>>27012400
Yeah with food.
>>27012306
Me too, I often think it's my brain making up for my dreary, boring and uneventful life
>>27012410
Naa your mum's breast milk
What should I get from Maccy D's lads?
>>27012596
3 Happy Meals
>>27012596
Large big mac meal with strawberry/vanilla milkshake
>>27012658
This, but get a Cadbury's Creme Egg McFlurry too.
The division is out today. Hopefully it'll be good
does anyone have the stock image of the guy in the ski mask?
>>27012752
1 (You) please
>>27012748
It's garbage lad.
>>27012596
a job, you lazy git.
How do you remove those stray shoulder hairs? There are slightly too many to pluck them all and I can't see that well.
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>>27012658
I ended up getting a large chicken legend meal, a cheeseburger and a big mac
>>27012748
Just picked it up on the way to maccies
>>27012838
I have a job u cheeky cunt i swer down I'll fucking have you anywhere
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>>27012878
New thread lads
Plz mr robot allow post
>>27012816
You are an important educational tool, and a dear friend
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back
guess who's back
Guess who's back...
>>27008747
>programming
>russian
>art
>general reading
and nah, got them all on steam and want to keep my account
