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Thanks OP, you are my hero
Time to post waifus lads.
Who /underachiever/ here?
Had so much potential vidya and depression squandered. Now I'm gonna be a low-level wagecuck forever lads
Wew
pakis out desu famalamadingdong
Bangin the old justeat tonight.
/britfeel/ is now in charge of ordering my din dins tonight
what should i order?
>>26996849
This is your life, get used to it
>>26996802
I have been asked about my friends and social life at uni in an interview before, cunts
>>26996864
meat feast pizza
>>26996849
>underachiever
>potential
why would you lie to yourself like this?
>>26996864
singapore fried noodles and chicken balls
>Britfeel never on the first page when I check anymore
Is this dying lads?
>>26996864
Kebab, with garlic mayo, your choice of naan - with a side of chips.
>>26996864
Get a chinky dip spring rolls in curry sauce
>>26996864
munchy box (with pekoras)
>>26996864
special chow mein, a side of salt and pepper chips and a can of fanta lad
Waifus in, you know the drill
Not the image normally used but close enough edition
coming to these threads is getting even more depressing
why do people come here and brag about meeting up with their queer friends every night, are they doing it on purpose to mock the real losers who now seem to be a miniority here
>>26996877
>>26996883
>>26996889
>>26996896
>>26996903
>>26996907
all these options sound pretty amazing lads apart from the munchy box because i cant get that here, but i cant pick out of all of these desu
>>26996881
"herp derp everyone always reaches their 100% maximum potential"
>>26996849
>underachiever.
Nah not quite.
>tfw got a degree in criminology
>tfw now work nights at maccy Ds
>tfw comfortable and not really looking for any other work
I guess I'm more slacker maybe?
Also, what does /brit/ feel about David Beckhams basics at H&M?
Not bad for everyday wear I think. Saves me wearing my 50 quid polos just to get fags from the shop.
>>26996885
We are already dead, drowning in anime scumposters
>>26996885
>current year
>not using catalog
Point and laugh, everyone
>>26996847
The suns gone down an I'm feeling freaky, one bottle won't ruin tomorrow
>>26996918
yes
original comment to be honest
>>26996936
or just typing brit in search
>>26996930
To be fair, that lad got doubles, so I'd say pizza.
>>26996918
Because it's easy to trigger you losers
>>26996933
>privately educated borderline genius
>dropped out of mediocre university
Hopefully I'm hit by a car tomorrow
>>26996847
>>26996909 Very good picture
>>26996921
It's never not time to post waifus lads
>>26996932
>I could be a nobel prize winner if I tried
this is you
>>26996968
Didn't imply it at all
I just know I could have been a professional if I hadn't been such a cuck from 16 onwards
>>26996936
have to use the catalog to find it, it used to constantly be on the first page tho
>tfw no qt to cuddle
just end me
Where does britfeels find new music from?
Everytime I go shopping stores like Manifestos is playing some pretty nifty indie but I ahve no idea who the bands are and don't wanna ask because autism.
I checked NME but they just have shitty bands.
>>26996993
Oh, I have the catalog saved in the url bar so I guess I don't know any better
>>26996849
Yes mate.
When I was 18 I felt alternately worthless and immortal, now at 23 after dropping out of uni twice and wageslaving just above minimum, the worthlessness feels have taken over. Please God someone tell me I have time to turn my life around to how I imagined it could be...
>>26997020
I don't think I have downloaded anything new in over a year, being a wage slave sucks
>>26996804
>doesn't use the new image I spent a few minutes making
Bit rude
>>26997020
I track what I listen to in winamp with last.fm and check the recommendations there.
Youtube suggestions are pretty hit or miss when it comes to music but I've found a couple of decent artists through it.
>>26997020
Lastfm recommendations before they fucked up their entire site for no raisin
>>26996847
Doing a Jun while playing with a lad.
>>26997071
Are you playing with his diddle, lad?
>>26996847
>>26996909
Sometimes I wonder if I picked the wrong waifu from this show.
>>26997058
>tfw not been on last.fm since march 2015
>tfw used mayble like 5 times that year.
>tfw just checked it and it's all fucked up and not what I liked.
It use to be so streamline.
http://www.last.fm/user/Haikukid
r u compat m8?
>>26997098
Don't know that cartoon but looks like a fine selection of waifus there lads
>>26997020
Use shazam to identify music you hear when you are out, then later at home fire the artist name into spotify to see if they do other interesting stuff. Works for me.
>>26996847
>>26996909
Posting waifu and feeling pretty tired desu~
>>26997101
very low
my taste in music is quite patrician
>>26996867
My bad lad. I think you should still shave it off
>>26997101
I can't even find the compatibility %age thing, did they fucking take that out too? Why would you downgrade your entire service like they have
Mine is http://www.last.fm/user/Biscuits__
>>26997098
But look at those thighs lad, her torso might be lacking but the legs and ass look like they compensate
>>26997134
Mines is very /mu/core because when I did use last fm a lot, circa 08-10 I was on /mu/ daily.
Then I got employed and stopped caring about music as much.
>>26997161
They may have, who knows, the site looks like myspace music page.
>>26997133
POST YOUR BOIPUSSY WHILE YOU'RE TIRED
>>26997080
I'm playing with his chunky black one right now.
>>26996847
>>26996909
>Onee-chan bullies me into going to Asda for her
>Makes fun of me because I can't find lemon grass and get the wrong sort of chicken she wanted
I am suffering, lads.
>>26996847
Listening to the persona 4 ost right now.
It's not as good as p3's, but its still pretty catchy.
>>26996804
Friendly reminder that you are not supposed to wash shower gel off.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/07/revealed-30-year-economic-betrayal-dragging-down-generation-y-income
we're fucking fucked lads
>>26997277
That mint stuff burns my balls, don't tell me you are meant to leave that on
>>26997271
>Asda
There's your problem
>>26997005
Calm down lad, and do your best.
>>26997272
You're right there lad, though I can't think of an OST that beats P3's tbqh.
>>26997302
you aren't
he's attempting to re-force his meme from a few months back
>>26997284
>reading the Guardian
Don't you have to go and be outraged at some social injustice somewhere?
>>26997284
>guardian
>generation Y
I shall not be reading
>>26997354
>>26997361
it's not an opinion piece retards
>durr i don't read publications that disagree with muh world view
>>26997324
Kind of sad that lotus juice isn't coming back for p5 actually
>>26997354
If even the guardian are admitting that immigrants and 'globalisation' is bad thing then we know we are in trouble
>21 years old
>Lied on my CV to get a good job
>They give me a chance
>Given 100k for a project
>No idea what I'm doing
>Have til September
>Not done anything ebcause panic
>Boss just keeps telling me to get on with it
>Money leaking everywhere for disjointed project
>Constantly worried about it
>Gives me a headache because I stress so much
>Come home and cry most nights
What the fuck should I do?
/Brit/ just laughed at me
>>26997383
Can you give us a tl;dr of the article please, it's very long and I have important things to do.
>>26997354
>>26997361
Would you lads be lapping this up if the Mail posted it?
If you had any sense you'd be getting angry at the elite fucking us over, not with muh SJW boogeyman.
>>26997383
>it's not an opinion piece
even less reason to read it you mong
>>26997436
I don't read biased shite like the mail either
>>26997424
What's the project about?
>>26997447
>even less reason to read it you mong
wilfully ignorant
>>26997409
He isn't? I haven't heard anything about that, but that's a shame, he's great.
>>26997424
What project lad?
>>26997424
if /brit/ was your first point of call then you're in the wrong place
>>26997460
mate the guardian is a left wing rag
I don't read shit like that
>>26997454
Got to organise a conference for senior businessmen and women alongside senior government and international delegations etc.
No idea how you even start.
Got to get about 3000 attendees, not got 50 names on a list and no idea how to get it.
Spent money on things I can't use
No idea what to do
Sick of all the headaches
>>26997462
He basically chadded himself into a job and will no doubt fall on his feet
>>26997424
Lurking normie/ex-robot
What's the project? What sector?
I think us employed robots should fight back against the NEET. We will no longer be known as wageslaves.
WE SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS WAGERS. WAGERS UNITE!
>post income wagerbros
>17k
>>26997483
network, what industry are you in? your company must have contacts, use them
>>26997475
of course you only read that which serves to reinforce and validate your views
>>26997436
>If you had any sense you'd be getting angry at the elite fucking us over
Go back to your occupy wall street protest you smelly hippy
>>26997483
>Got to organise a conference for senior businessmen and women alongside senior government and international delegations etc.
>No idea how you even start.
Phone them up or something?
>>26997500
Also this.
>>26997500
Literally all external.
I'm just gonna fucking kill myself.
No point trying to even redeem myself.
>>26997499
was 23k but I'm about to suicide
>>26997499
fuck off wagecuck
thanks.
>>26997499
But we are wageslaves.
I will be going up to 19k from 17k this month
>>26997499
At the end of the day you still want to kill yourself though
>>26997424
Your fucked lad, the second you asked for advice here. Hookers and coke party then try to get into rehab on the company's dime for a final comfy month before reality hits.
Thinking about getting a bottle of mad dog 20/20 for old times sake, odds drink evens sink
>>26997424
what's the worst they're gonna do? fire you?
>>26997499
Too much effort to force a new word, just reclaim wageslave as our own, like gays did with queer.
31k
>>26997483
Send speculative emails to medium/large companies and politicians/civil servants to drum up interest. Also network to get people in.
>>26997499
>8k
Feels good being bottom rung
>>26997576
>31k
tell me your secrets senpai
>>26997570
Shit, this just made me feel so much better somehow.
What a fucking great point.
Top man.
I'm not even kidding I'm just gonna roll with this attitude.
I don't have a mortgage or kids to pay for. What is the worst that can happen? I leave with my savings and go travelling.
FUCKING YES.
I CAN DO IT
>>26997531
>>26997520
Nice wages wagerbros. What do you do?
>ps dont kill youself bruv go on holiday in the sun make you feel better
>>26997595
Civil service. I'm a (very junior) overpaid bureaucrat
>>26997601
I work in Public Relations/ Government.
When you see a company do something whacky or get a politician to endorse them even though they're shit that's basically me
I'm wank at it though
>>26997601
>19k
I'm a technical copywriter
>>26997601
Accounts Assistant for a small company
Almost spent 250 quid on a set of video game magazines.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>26997617
Are you the one who suggested I apply for civil service?
I didn't get it, I scored better than 92% of the people in the test but my statement didn't praise diversity enough
>>26997620
>>26997621
>>26997641
>two wages
>three jobs
Spot the liar
Drinking fosters while crafting loads of plywood in dayz epoch and shitposting on r9k. It's a comfy night for me lads. How is everybody getting on?
>>26997499
>>26997601
25k, write barely-working software
>>26997617
What part of the civilian servitude?
>>26997620
That sounds pretty fun tbdesu
>>26997652
I am the 23k/ PR guy
>>26997652
There were 3 wagies at least
>>26997599
Keep that up and try not to show emotion when you're eventually fired.
>>26997652
8k accounts assistant here, and I'm not understanding the meme. Am I the problem child here?
>>26997649
Most people who take those tests are mongs looking for something to get the job centre off their back, I read an application that wrote 6 word in a space that allowed 250.
Sorry you didn't get it. I was lucky because I had a great diversity example from uni that I had very little to do with but knew enough about to bullshit about it.
>>26997483
Is the conference established? Or is it starting from scratch? If it's not established, your job is tougher but far from impossible.
Either way, first thing you need to do is create the product, which in this case is the conference. You will need basic marketing materials - a logo, digital mailout, physical flyers, adverts, etc.
Next, find a venue. Make sure it is big enough for the conference. Also, make sure it's appropriate. From the sounds of it, your crowd want traditional upper class luxury - a nice hotel, an art gallery, etc with decent, traditional food. Do not get a 'trendy' Soho warehouse space with Malaysian street food. Cater to your crowd.
Same with a nearby hotel and taxi company. Negotiate group discounts. Tell a taxi company they can have all of the business picking people up from airports and shit if they do it for a discount.
Next, find a keynote speaker or two who can give a meaningful presentation about whatever overriding theme you're working towards.
Then, advertise the fuck out of it. Research a list of CEO's, MP's, pop figures, etc. who should come and personally invite them. Also, do a few mass mailouts. Contact the sorts of businesses you want represented and invite them to invite their employees You can buy mailing lists of government email addresses pretty cheap. And no, I don't mean darkweb shit, I mean just regular marketing firms.
DESU it might be easier to put out a tender to do promotion.
Finally, it's event management. Make sure you have branded everything at the venue so it looks nice - banners, podium, stationary, etc. Make sure catering is available throughout. Be prepared to work your ass off making sure people are where they need to be.
Also, make sure people go to conferences to have fun. Give 'em a wine reception on the first night. Have an '8 til late' event on the last one. Business types go to these things to fuck each other. Let 'em have fun. You're basically organising a giant party.
>>26997675
>That sounds pretty fun tbdesu
It's awful
>>26997704
Are you a fast streamer?
What's the best way to find a part time job? Can't seem to find one online cos they always have 100+ applications and seem to be mostly skewed towards single mothers and women in general
>>26997499
34k wagekek reporting in.
Sometimes my job feels shit and then I realise I'm actually being quite ungrateful, doesn't make Mondays feel any better though.
>>26997726
>Are you a fast streamer?
Am I fuck, they take about 3% of applicants each year. Besides the money I wouldn't want to be a G7 anyway, too much stress.
>>26997704
They might be mongs but I at most got 1 wrong I reckon, I feel fucking robbed on some bullshit grounds. This is why I hate you public sector cunts, you get some fuck who goes on about multicultural shite instead of someone with a brain.
>>26997764
What do you do for 31k then if you don't mind me asking?
Civil service pay is meant to be shit, so how are you getting so much?
>>26997746
Part time jobs are women only, its working in recruitment
>>26997509
no I don't lol, I just get my news from multiple sources that I can trust, such as the financial times
>>26997711
>
Starting from scratch.
But thanks anon. I'll get to work. Hopefully your guide saves me.
>>26997786
Looking online civil service pay is fucking great way better than what they could get in the private sector.
>>26997711
Trip dubs confirmed for best advice.
Who /earlynight/ here? Thinking of going to bed in a minute lads.
>>26996804
Has anyone here actually been inside a JobCentre Plus?
What's it's like? You always see people lining up outside smoking rollies and looking Like they belong on Jeremey Kyle. What are the staff like? Are the quite judgemental or do they not give a fuck?
>>26997815
No problemo.
If you're starting from scratch, use it to your advantage.
People fucking love to be 'early adopters' and 'get in on the ground floor' so hype the shit out of this aspect.
Make sure that the people going KNOW that they are going to have an advantage over their competitors (both within their company for promotions, and external against other business) for going because this is going to give them new, unique insight.
>>26997786
Civil service has good pay mate. good pensions. Bruv they are basically running the country,
People take for granted what the civil service do. They work for government for life. Much longer than a lot of politicians.
powerful institutions man
>>26997766
Fun fact, until you're pushing for senior management it's never brought up again after the initial interview. We had a guy who got dumped on us because he made a race complaint against his manager, the tribunal found against him and he quit rather than go back to his old department and get the cold shoulder from everyone for being a twat who tried to make his shoddy work a race issue.
>>26997786
I'm a junior manager / office manager essentially, public facing. Certain departments pay better than others - Ministry of Defence, Home Office, HMRC and Department of Education all pay really well relative to others. I'd love to work for the National Archives but the pay is wank.
>>26997871
Its mostly women who send worthless emails all day
>>26997874
How old are you??
blocg
>>26997852
>Has anyone here actually been inside a JobCentre Plus?
What
>>26997923
Reminds me of my managers in sales roles. >Do your time at shit company, get to manager position and coast on 50k a year whilst other people make your money.
>>26997933
26, too old to still be an EO
ordered about 4 kebabs covered different sauces with 2 bottles of coke
/comfy/
>>26997852
At my local Jobcentre you see them all lining up at opening time, then half an hour later they all leave in a queue and march towards Wetherspoons
>>26997852
>Has anyone here actually been inside a JobCentre Plus?
Son, just where in the hell do you think you are?
>>26997979
try being 23 and only making 19k at a proper job
>>26997874
Please god tell me how to get a job in the civil service.
>>26997990
/fat/
/cardiacarrest/
/justobesethings/
>>26998023
i hate myself and want to die, this way i can go out feeling good
Is KFC open on Sundays?
My wizard day on Sunday and I wanna spend it trying to give myself a heart attack
>>26997786
Depends what sector.
I'm a Biomedical Scientist working for Public Health England. The Civil Service took over all Microbiology labs in England from the NHS. I kept my NHS contract because I'm not retarded, even with the five years pay protection I would still lose holiday allowance and have to risk of being debanded down a grade. The people who work here now get 34k a year, I'm on 42k. My wife works in the same lab as me me took the contract change, the only benefit she has is the option to take the Queens Birthday off.
The only cool thing about it is getting a .gov.uk email address. Which is never used outside of giving references to people because it looks better than my NHS email. And to read Duncan Selbies Friday message. That's always a highlight of my week.
>>26998008
>proper job
Ugh, no thanks. I couldn't hack it in the private sector.
>>26998019
It will ask you for competencies, google "civil service competency framework" and use the left hand column for each one as a checklist for things you should mention in each example. Other than that, anon here >>26997649 suggests you need a good equality & diversity example to discuss in the interview.
Remember 90% of civil service jobs are internal only, so if you take a crap job and do it for 6 months you increase your options for doing something you like dramatically.
>>26998059
I understand dying while eating something you love, but don't you want to go out a less, you know, painful way?
>>26998099
>Ugh, no thanks. I couldn't hack it in the private sector.
That was the point of my post mate. It could be worse than your cushy job
>>26998113
less painful ways are also ways i can back out of because my body has the will to live, this way i can set myself on a path to which there will be a point of no return and i will have committed to death, all while it feels nice till i cant have any control over what happens to me
wanna go to bed but 9:20 is a bit early
how do i kill the next 40 minutes lads
>>26998079
>And to read Duncan Selbies Friday message. That's always a highlight of my week.
Director General? We get those
>>26998130
take a nap
>>26998139
clever girl
23
>>26998074
no lad. kfc's worldwide are closed every sunday
>>26997849
Just got I'm bed. Using phone here. Early night is comfy
>>26997871
>tfw perfect boss left work to go into civil service
>horrible former cunt of a boss returns from maternity leave to take her place
pottery
>>26998130
ASMR senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt93xTi7OPQ
>>26998129
Eh, point taken. Different blokes, different strokes. I wish you luck
Stomach ache, head ache and right testicle pain.
What's wrong with me, lads? I've had this for three days.
>>26998168
where did the boss go?
im a civil servant senpai
>>26998132
I don't think I've ever done more than skim one, but his picture at the top always makes him look adorably goofy.
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/503529/DS_Friday_message_26_February_2016_final.pdf
>>26998168
>maternity leave
>boss
I'm so sorry senpai
>>26998207
Aww, he's adorable
Does dad-anon still post? Haven't seen any updates in weeks
Put a Johnny on lads
>>26998207
Duncan Selbie should be the /britfeel/ mascot.
>>26996804
The thread pic needs a huge blimp with a searchlight.
Also combine saying pick up that can.
Then it will finally be complete.
Is the civil service as comfy as I think it is? Like a job where no one really gets angry at you and you work with aging socialists who sit around drinking tea and talk about the rallies they used to go on?
Applying for a degree that could last 6 years.
I'm 24, jesus christ.
>>26998207
Can we put his face in the /britfeel/ picture?
>>26998198
she works in the prison doing admin stuff i think. main reason she left was to fund a massive wedding/honeymoon and she broke up with the bitch shortly afterwards anyway
>>26998220
it's not so bad, all the men above me try and talk to me all the time and i hate it, the women seem to sense the robot and leave me the fuck alone unless they want something
Why is the bbc allowed to put on this pro-criminal migrant shit on?
>>26998259
He fucked it up and pushed the disbelief too far. He said she'd taken the kid and he had no rights or something, people called him out on his obvious bullshit and he stopped posting.
This is the risk with character posters, we know it's fake but as long as you keep it believable we'll play along with the drama. Poleaboo has a good balance, so did Craven on /brit/, but obvious soap opera plot twists spoil the fun.
>>26998306
Better than being 30 and thinking "Applying for a degree that could last 6 years. I'm 30, jesus christ"
>>26998278
>>26998313
thirded.
Next OP make it happen
>>26998259
It just got ridiculous to the point where it was obvious he was trying to one-up Tilde and Poleaboo
>>26998329
>bbc
The clue's in the name, pham
>>26998329
Because Jewtob wants you to accept the destruction of Europe by Islam.
>>26998296
>>26998079
Here.
Pros-
>Excellent pension
>Easy to move up provided you put the effort in
>pays OK, will hopefully be better in five years when my pay protection ends
>overtime pay is insane. 170 for four hours on call work. Half the time I never do anything just sign my name and say I had no calls. I do that maybe 8 times a month. Easily making an extra 4K a year for virtually nothing
>job security
Cons
>payroll are constantly retarded, and get shit wrong all the time
>literally no control over what happens outside of meetings that never go anywhere, it's always someone much higher up, who has never actually worked in your sector, who makes decisions
>takes forever for anything to happen
I like it, but it's not massively different for when I worked for the NHS. Much better than working private IMO.
>>26998329
Because its literally named after Big Black Cock
>>26998364
The face of a man who slaughters hundreds of animals just for fun.
I hope there's a gas leak at Porton and the whole valley is flooded with mustard gas.
>>26998296
depends where u go mate
tribunals service is especially comfy. dwp is hard work at higher grades but comfy at AO/E grade. anywhere as AA/F is comfy....literally photocopy all day or push a trolley round for mail or do endless filing. most of that is solitary too.
hmrc is another good gig at lower grades. stay away from smaller departments though like DECC or similar. stay with the bigger ones like NOMS or MoJ. MoD as a civvy is hard as you may have an army guy as your line manager.
home office is probably easiest at low grades. also some local councils are good but it varies heavily. local govt departments differ greatly in each county.
asylum and immigration is ok too.
dont know about border force.
basically the lower the grade the easier and F's often have roles that are fairly solitary (messenger. repographics. filing. archive etc)
i dont know anything about quangos or other public funded bodies loke imperial war museum and such. sounds fun to work there but i imagine they want motovated people persons and probably those posta attract alot of interest.
just get a job doing printing for mi5 or GCHQ.
>>26998364
Selbie is my waifu
>>26998420
>job security
This is the big one, it is impossible to get sacked from the civil service unless you're in the top echelons and a minister needs a scapegoat.
>>26998412
>>26998414
They aren't even pretending to be impartial anymore
>>26998420
Those cons don't seem very big and would happen in a business anyway.
Why are the tories not slashing you fucks to the bone
So other than saying how great it is and how hard it is to get sacked, how the fuck do I get in?
I'm working in a good job in the private sector but will happily trade it all for the civil service
As a smoker I'm a little bit concerned right now, I have this weird pain in my throat and jaw region since a week.
Anyone else here with the same experience?
Maybe I should see a doctor or something, what do you lads think?
>>26998460
>Why are the tories not slashing you fucks to the bone
My pay has been capped to a 1.2% rise/year since I joined, they are.
>>26998482
sign up for job alerts at civilservice jobs
learn the competency framework and apply for every post that comes up to test your competencies.
remember Situation Task Action Resolution
just tell a good story for each competency that demonstrates you have said competency.
at interviews they ALWAYS ask the same competency questions that were on your application form.
Getting comfy lads, here's to moot and his new job at googl
http://youtu.be/pMBP0XzSNYg
>>26998519
Fuck off mate, a guaranteed pay rise is not a slashing you soft cunt. Especially not when you are paid above market rate already.8/10 I'm mad as fuck
>>26998460
They are.
1% pay rises and my pay is better than anyone who is employed for my position now because I was employed by the NHS before all the labs went over to PHE. I'd be like 8k worse off now.
It's ok, the civil service paid for me to do my Masters Degree, but it's certainly less money than 5 years ago. Hopefully should improve though.
>tfw
2824
>>26998550
>strawberry flavoured grape wine-based drink
>rum flavoured lager
the fuck
>>26998537
Also, if you get rejected you're entitled to feedback on why they marked each competency below the pass mark. Always ask for it.
>>26998621
>fosters spiced rum drink
>>26998612
The fuck is she trying to say?
>>26998655
I mean the Foster's is bad enough, but why add rum to it? Leave rum out of this, it doesn't deserve this treatment.
>>26998612
I just got 'Thank you, Mum'
But I didn't use exclamation marks so maybe thats why.
>>26998550
If your drinks were a human they would be mixed race and a raging homosexual.
Lads, I'm going grey. I'm only 30.
Kill me, Kill me now.
>>26998612
Random question, but how many teeth does your mum have?
>tfw drinking laphroaig from the bottle so you don't have to go down stairs for more alcohol
any other whisky drinker in?
>>26998705
as if any self respectingyeah I knowhomo would touch either of those
>>26998446
>(messenger. repographics. filing. archive etc)
Any of these sound like instant suicide inducers. How can people live this way?
>>26998494
Sounds like a sore throat and a cold. I have the same thing. Take cold and flu medicine.
>>26998758
I do a shit job and I'm
>>26998754
to cope
>>26997040
if you want them to use a new version you really have to be pro active and remind them there is a new version and posting it in the new thread so they have it for next thread.
did you get the master PSD I uploaded for you last thread?
for anyone who missed it, the new urls.
http://www.megafileupload.com/n1vV/2016_britfeel_op_imagereupload.zip
>>26997711
Incredible advice
Good lad
>>26998758
Mostly they're filled by the retarded. We had a guy who was an AA and got paid 18k a year to push a post trolley around three floors all day. He didn't even sort or open the post, just shuffled along dispersing it into trays. He was a mong of some sort and used to give flowers to the (married) team leader until her boss made him stop because she was getting creeped out.
>>26998693
same, them saying anything else would be a bit weird.
>>26998760
Thank you for the advice I'll try it, hope you'll also get better soon!
>>26998621
The fosters rum is ace, mad dog is some American punch stuff. First thing I ever got drunk on, it was 4.25 back then I just paid 8 quid felling old.
Don't get mad lads just check my quads and show the eggman some love>>>/s4s/4225555
>>26998718
could be worse mate, could have been bald by 19 like some guys are
>>26998885
No worries. I smoke too so maybe I'm wrong and we're both doomed.
>>26998758
>Work for a digital print factory
>Administrator
>Paperwork for paper
It's a living, talk with a lot of reprographics guys. Pretty stable for them. Just shit pay sometimes.
>>26998742
she has an old nokia that's why she texts like a 12 year old on bebo
Do you civil service lads have time to follow your dreams as well as do your job?
I think of my brain and my body as separate entities to myself. My brain is my friend but my body is an enemy and a challenge to overcome.
Other people think like this right?
>>26998758
this is why i recommend it for robots
0 respnsibility 0 stress
and it pays 18k britbongs a year. 20 days annual not including bank holidays and privilege day for xmas and queens bday. pension. 7hr15min days 40hr week on flexi time (can go into debit with hours or build up credit and when u hit 7hrs can take a day off up to 3 flexi days a month on top of annual leave.) can buy/sell leave up to 3? days a month. most departments have overtime whenever you need it (completely optional) but you get paid time+1/2 and more if you are lucky enough to be offered sunday overtime. you get a interest free loan to buy a yearly travel ticket on trains/bus and you can steal all the stationary you want.
and thats at grade F where all you have to remember is to shit in the toilet and not on the floor.
and trust me thats not as easy for some people.
>>26999113
>follow your dreams as well as do your job
>>26999113
sure. most contracts are 36hrs to 40hr week. get yourself a decent commute and youre set
its just the pay is bad
>>26998816
Nah I don't I'll download it at some point but I'm in bed right now on my phone
>>26999184
neets dream small so need to achieve less to meet said dreams.
having a job is more of a dream than most neets actual faggy dreams.
>>26999152
How do I get such a job? Would it be possible for me to move up to something slightly better if I get bored with it?
You civil service lads are always pleasant and helpful btw.
>>26999113
>paid special leave
Welcome to paradise anon
okay so I'm about to graduate from Loughborough with a politics degree, guaranteed 2.1 but possible first
What are my best chances to entering the civil service, where should I apply? I'm taking a year out to build my CV hopefully doing some experience with MPs doing research or some shit but Civil Service sounds cozy
>>26999299
>graduating with a 2:1
At least try the Fast Stream, you owe it to yourself.
>>26999237
once yourr in as an F you can do courses to perfect your competencies. also every line manager ive had (6 so far) have helped with my development. sure sometimes its partly for them because they can use it as a competency if they got someone developed enough to be promoted. but ive always felt supported.
just get signed up for job alerts and start applying. make sure you read all the info about the competency framework.
start as an F and stay there for 20 years or work your way up. do whatever man. plus once you hit any grade you can apply for promotion to the next grade through an interviw or you can do a level transfer to the same grade in a different department without any interview or application.
WHO IS THIS PENISGODDESS
>>26999312
How do you mean mate, I realise you're just taking the piss but come on, give us a hand please
>>26999299
fast stream is highly competitive but go for it mate.
if you fail then general civ service jobs require good competencies and not a CV in the usual sense. lookup the competency framework but defo try the fast stream.
theres a civil service call centre in loughborough next to the police station YOU DO NOT WANT TO WORK THERE. you can do better.
completely hopeless robots should do the callcentre stuff.
>>26999333
That's one lucky lad desu
>>26999241
Is this the infamous Australian "banter"?
Bit weak
>>26999363
>How do you mean mate
Nobody who posts on the chon in their spare time has what it takes to get selected for the Fast Stream, but it's worth a go regardless.
>I realise you're just taking the piss
Only slightly, I've met people who succeeded and they all seem to love it. But they thrive on pressure and assessment, which is anathema to /britfeel/ overall.
>>26999379
Haha don't worry lad I won't be hanging around Loughborough for long, shit little town
Would you say I'm underqualified though? Everyone goes on about politics as a meme degree and I agree but if I get at least a 2.1 from Loughborough which ain't a bad uni surely that counts for something right?
>>26999241
Extremely rare. So rare I've never come across it myself
>>26999448
>Loughborough which ain't a bad uni
maybe for military electronics
need new keyboard lads
what buy
pic related current one
i like the programmable keys to do shortcuts in browser like new tab, close tab, submit post and blaaaa
>>26999489
Well it's 11th in the country overall which beats unis like UCL
Poleaboo will be posting his daily cut in around 1 hours time
Stressed about driving lesson tomorrow
We were supposed to start driving on roads/junctions with other active cars/drivers but it's been 2 weeks since the last lesson and everything has been forgotten
>>26999548
That must be a lie, who the fuck thinks that
>>26999448
https://www.civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk/csr/index.cgi?SID=cGFnZWFjdGlvbj1wcmVyZWdpc3RlciZrZXk9NTA3MDAwMCZwYWdlY2xhc3M9UmVnaXN0ZXImYXBwX2luX3Byb2dyZXNzPTAmcmVxc2lnPTE0NTA0NDM0MTYtMTliNTExYmQ4ODJkMjk4N2ZhZTc4ZTFjNjU3Yzk3MWRkYzI4MmQzOQ==
i did a 2.2 in history and im a line manager in the moj
go for it
>>26999705
>MoJ
Their job adverts are all in some weird military code of acronyms designed to make sure outsiders have no idea what the job actually does.
How in the hell did you get in there?
>>26999754
ministry of justice, fucking hell lad step it up
>>26999705
2:2 in English here, am I doomed?
>>26999322
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
orig
>>26999547
Get a mechanical one, you won't look back.
>>26999769
I'm a civil servant, of course I'm drunk on a Tuesday night. Leave me alone.
>>26999784
can't be arsed desu, then I will autistically worry if i might not have chosen the wrong type of keys or try to decide forever, i am extremely autistic about this.
>>26999793
>I'm a civil servant, of course I'm drunk on a Tuesday night. Leave me alone.
Its monday and as a private sector slave I'm also drunk but don't use it as an excuse
>>26999816
There isn't a massive choice.Get reds for gaming, get blues if you want something that clicks for gaming.
>>26999842
>Its monday
Oh god, its worse than I tought
So, it appears we all have autism
That's good to know
>>26999816
I'm the same way I've been thinking about getting a new computer for ages
>>26999857
My therapist thinks I might have high functioning Aspergers
>>26999884
Your therapist is looking for a bigger budget. Diagnoses = moolah from the council
>>26999893
He has referred me on to someone else so I am their problem not his, so I am back in the fucking waiting list
