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Its my birthday on the 16th lads edition
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Happy birthday in advance lad.
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use my image bls
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who /working/ today m8s.

about to head into my late shift, considering suicide to avoid it.
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>>27012946
Already in work. Gunna say i have a doctor's appointment so i can go home early
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>>27012927

kek, that image is great.
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Just another day of nothing for me, starting out dieting and increasing bodyweight training for my Navy application.
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>>27012927
The flags look like shit anon
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Waifus hello, I goodbye
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>>27012878
Who is the semen demon in the thought bubble OP?
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>>27012995
I know senpai, I just wanted a change from the image, it's been stagnant for months
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>>27013003
You have to be at least 18 to post here, kiddo.
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>>27013043
My first though DESU was hannah but I can easily be mistaken. ;)
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>tfw no Hannah gf

That room needs tidying though
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>>27013165
nah mate, it's a proper working class slag's room
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>>27013002

you know what they say, happiness is a warm waifu
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>>27013002
Posting Jun and still playing EDF. Loving the cheeky life rn
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>>27013002
absolutely mio
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>http://strawpoll.me/7024331

Remember to vote on this week's movie poll lad, closes midnight wednesday. List gets wiped after this week for a fresh start.

>http://strawpoll.me/7024331
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Just want to be able to look my friends in the eye again lads. I'm not asking for anything extraordinary.

They all have their own places, girlfriends or long term partners, setting their lives up. I've been left behind. Been applying for jobs for 6 months and haven't had one interview.

Every night I hope I don't wake up the next day.
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who /university of southampton/ here?
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Underage b&
Goodbye little faggot

for the kekz
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>>27013281

>K-On actually winning

Is this the end?
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>>27013281
voted for episode 1 just for the podracing scene tbqh
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shall I spend 42bong on the division lads?
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>>27013257
Very nice and petite cute cock you posted there Lad.
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>>27013331

No, it'll be like 25 quid within 2 months. There's like zero fucking content. You thought Destiny was bad? This is worse.
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>>27013306
I will be doing my masters there from October.
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im so tired i find it hard to even wake up to go to uni now.. i mostly just go out of habbit i've already pretty much failed

i bought a 1500 quid pc with some money i got from family at christmas and dont even find any enjoyment in video games anymore.
everythings just kind of fading away for me i've not ate in 3 days i think my bodies finaly just letting me die guys and i dont even feel the urge to fight against it
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Duncan Selbie is my waifu
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Drank coffee when I got up cause I was tired as fuck, almost just shit my pants. Why do normies drink this shit?
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had a dream i was mugi from k-on
in the music room practicing a new song with the others
>you will never, ever, EVER be a keion
end me
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>see her in my dreams
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>Phone interview today
>Have to take the bins out later
>Run out of milk

Why bother lads
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>>27013364
not a normie but I embrace the sweaty bum crack I get
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>>27013165
Is Hannah still doing porn?
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>>27013501

I know that feel, I am going to have to go to the shop later. I am terrified.
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i think i might be developing alcoholism ive been drunk everyday for the past 2 weeks and im finding it quite hard not to go out and by more booze
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>>27013002
whyfoo
>>27013271
I like you, I would ship MioxMugi over MioxRitsu fyi pham if they were confirmed homo
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>>27013606
forgot image because I am a shit cunt
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>>27013358
>i bought a 1500 quid pc with some money i got from family at christmas

>1500 bongdollars on a PC

it had better not be a prebuilt
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>>27013645
Tbh he's an even bigger retard if he's managed to spaff 1500 on a home-built PC.
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New phone's arrived lads, what apps should I load up?
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>>27013645
We both know it is since there's absolutely no need to spend over a grand for a great gaming pc
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>>27013709

Alien Blue/Bacon Reader/Reddit Is Fun
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>>27013709
Take the plunge and get grindr
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>>27013645
I went with a skymeme cpu and GTX 980ti and 3 SSDs for all the games I don't regret the money I spent just feel too depressed to enjoy it
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>>27013754
so was it prebuilt or not

>3 SSDs

literally just need 1 for the OS, games can go on an HDD
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>>27013802
I built it myself that's half the fun
And I can't stand the long loading times games have these days.
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>>27013731
more like other people will be plunging into him.
amiright?
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>>27013814
it's a small price to pay compared with 1500quid
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Lads help the wife is having her physical bf round and told me to leave and now I'm sat in spoons wondering what to do with myself. Had a good day planned but it's been ruined now.
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>>27013828
I know I guess I justified it with not needing to upgrade for a long time again

My old rig was like an AMD FX 6300 and a GTS 450 I had it for around 6 or 7 years
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>>27013849

Won't she let you watch?
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>over 30 job applications since 2011
>still unemployed

Fucking kill me. I hate the idea of being a cuckslave but I need to money to buy anime girl statues.
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>>27012878

Everyone at work was trying out new Samsung phones and VR headset. Having fun and laughing.
I stood awkwardly and was too scared to try it in front of them.
Missed out.

>wager lyfe
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>>27013887

30? How are you surprised if you have been applying to one job every two months?

You also need to make up shit as to why you haven't had a job for so many years.
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How do you hand your CV in to pubs successfully? Just go in, smile and ask if they're looking for anyone?
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>>27013849
Just enjoy a pint and get a nice breakfast burger to treat yourself
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>>27013909
If I don't think I'll be able to get the job I won't apply (but will tell my bennies officer I did).
It's basically the same as applying and I've done it for hundreds of jobs.
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>>27013878

Watch what? She says he's the physical boyfriend because he does DIY and fixes stuff. Sounds pretty boring to me.
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>>27013002
>tfw you will never own a koma-chan plushie
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>>27013002
Anon there is something I should tell you about your waifu
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>>27013921

Fucking Spoon's Brunch Burger is hench. 11/10 always order
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WHAT
ARE
YOU
LADS
LISTENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSWcU3ApVo0

I FEEL SPECIAL
LOOK AT MY PEPE MEME SHITPOST LOOK AT MY TRIPCODE
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>>27014075

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjo

amongst other wwe themes desu
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To squat or not to squat?

That is the question
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>>27013960
Every girl in NNB is the best desu but Kaede is slightly more best.

I like the fan theory that Candy Store is actually Renge's mother but a local family took her in so the young girl didn't have her life ruined by a mistake.

2DEEP
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>>27014261
Forgot to add the image of best girl
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>>27013309
They're stupid enough to b8 they're worthy of their bans
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Does applying for jobs on the internet actually work?
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i've now lost my ability to get an erection all together and i'm not even on any drugs/medicine
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>>27014035
hnnnng, post moar senpai
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>>27014293
Never worked for me. On the other hand using connections to get work works.
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>>27014075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ieP6UNuvVI

Comfy Beatles rip offs dezoo
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>>27014331

No connections mate. Thinking of just walking around with a few CVs but I dunno how that works.
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>For billions of years
>Since the outset of time
>Every single one of your ancestors survived
>Every single person on your mums and dad's side
>Successfully looked after and passed onto you life
>What are the chances of that like
>It comes to me once in a while
>And everywhere I tell folk
>It gets the best smile
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>>27013917
yeah

original comment literally sick of you robot you're really getting on my fucking wick mate
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>>27013306
is it "south ampton" or "sout hampton"
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>>27014463
Sow-Thampton, so the first one really.
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>>27012927
Not until you get rid of that homo in the drain
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So moot is working for google now
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depending on the result this poll will have a butterfly effect that will change the outcome of my life

please vote carefully

http://strawpoll.me/7027146

http://strawpoll.me/7027146

http://strawpoll.me/7027146

http://strawpoll.me/7027146
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>>27014510
He's a cuck who got lucky. Who cares
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>>27014349
CVs usually get thrown in the trash. Walking about - especially if you look the part - can be much more successful.
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>>27014561
That's a lot of fish fingers to be eating with chips, lad.

You skipping tea tonight or something?
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>>27014572
Fuck off yank. You know nothing
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>>27014510
This is like when Stone Cold Steve Austin shook hands with Vince McMahon
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>>27014577
you think 7 fish fingers is a lot?

and nah it's just a late lunch so i'm quite peckish
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>>27014579

What should I do then?
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Should I go buy some cannabis lads?
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>>27014510
Ey good for him, he's got a chance for a better life than babysitting a bunch of manchildren for free here.
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>>27014561
>http://strawpoll.me/7027146
Having an odd number fucksake lads
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>>27014593
move to england
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>>27013165
I still masturbate to her underage videos that are still around the main porn pages.
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Anyone else feel slightly ashamed buying vodka in the early afternoon? I feel really judged right now.
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>>27014463
Filthy yank detected
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>>27014616
In a supermarket no
in a paki shop yes
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>>27014608

I'm in England mate, I was the one asking about going round handing in CV to places.
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>>27012878
Hey it's my birthday today! I got some boxers and a small radio from parents and not a single text or msgs from anyone else as expected.

Bored as shit though, can anyone recommend a good film; horror, thriller or action
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Watching season nine of peep show its funny as fuck
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>>27014651
It works. The cv will pass over a manager's desk at the very least before it gets binned
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>>27014676
Happy birthday lad are you having a special birthday tea
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>>27014676
Happy birthday anon, I hope you have a nice day
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>>27014676
Happy birthday anon. I'd send you a message but i don't know your phone number
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>>27014616
Bought 4 bottles of whiskey from the supermarket during the christmas period.

>"ooh, you've got lucky friends if they're gifts"
>"haha yeah"
>they were all for me
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>>27014676
Happy birthday senpai desu desu desu senpeye
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>>27014676
Is mummy cooking you a juicy steak for tea?
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>>27014676
Nightcrawler is a great film.
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>>27014676
Happy Birthday m8.

You should buy a cake and just eat it all to make the loneliness go away.
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>>27014676
Happy birthday anon. I'd send you a present but I don't know where you live.
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>>27014572
For the love of God please tell me you are 'just walk abit and get a 200 quid a month flat in London' anon making his return.
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>>27014714
>>27014715
>>27014721
>>27014736
>>27014738
>>27014741
>>27014743
Cheers lads! 27 today, fuck I'm getting old eh..

Bday Dinner is gonna be some lovely frozen beige food courtesy of Iceland, because I'm too lazy to cook and you can't beat those chicken nuggers.
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>>27014616
>tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwXjm64a3QE
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Anyone watching judge rinder? Better than jez kyle imho
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>>27014510
Good for him desu I'm glad he's finally free of this place. Must have been awful to see 4chan turn into what it's become today
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>>27014864
The Judge is too gay, he makes me cringe.
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>>27014856
Should get yourself a curry or a maccies lad
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>>27014802
Sorry, nope. I do however get paid for work I do from home.
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>>27014856
Mate, I'm 28 in April.
>tfw so close to 30.
I'll say one thing though lads, if I'm still here at 30 I really will be the lowest of the low.
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Lads

If I am a job interview at Tesco tomorrow but I am planning on leaving in 4 months anyway if they hire me, because I am moving city, should I tell them this? Or will they not hire me if they know I am going to leave in 4 months?
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>>27015057
obviously they will not hire you
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>>27014075
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xef7m5_lil-scrappy-stunt-on-dem-niggaz-201_music
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>>27015057
Don't tell them at the interview. If they hire you ask for a transfer to another store closer to the time you're moving. I done that when I moved to Edinburgh and they were totally chill about it.
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>tfw old enough to see the fashion trend I was part of in high school come back.
I really am getting old lads, it's official.
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>>27012878
Same lad! Joint party?
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>>27015083
Oh really? How long were you there for and what did you say? I thought maybe they'd be pissy when I tell them I am leaving in 4 months because obviously I knew about it before hand but didn't mention it.
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>>27015097
>tfw already 23 in 3 months
>virgin
>actual autism for which i got treated with meds as a kid
>didnt have friends in 7 years
i am beyond hope right
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>>27015097
>fcuk is back

Please God no

I'll take man buns over that shite
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>>27015057
Good luck anon, as long as you're not retarded it's easy to get through from an interview with tescos and hey, if you are retarded you can stack the trolleys. Obviously don't tell them until you've got the job and a few weeks down the line.
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>>27015117
At least you have autism though. No one can judge you and you get free bennies and stuff. If you are going to be a KV NEET it is best to be one with autism.
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>>27015109
I was there for about two months before I asked the manager about it, I just told them it was a really sudden thing and apologised profusely for it. They put in the transfer and I got a date to start again in the other store. I just wouldn't say at the interview man otherwise you might not get the job in the first place.
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>>27015151
Okay nice one man, thanks for the pro tip

>>27015127
Cheers mate
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>>27015138
>No one can judge you and you get free bennies and stuff.
that's not how it works. I am capable of working with my degree of autism so i have to work. I'm a wagecuck.

The memes you are reading about here are far off the truth. a
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>>27015117
Mate, I'm almost 30.

>>27015121
http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2016/jan/26/cool-fcuk-french-connection-brings-back-sweary-slogan
In French Connections defence, since they FCUK campaign they've been pretty much left out of the designer brand. No one cared for them between 2005-2015 so they had to bring back the last thing that sold.
Plus the 90s/early 00s is vogue right now.
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>>27015117
>NEET for 7 years with no friends or contacts
>virgin
>turn 23 in 4 months

i've given up hope already
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>>27015195
>The guardian

s m h
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>>27014967
Damn, that's a good shout actually. Haven't bitten into ronalds greasy, salty buns in a good few months.
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>>27013002
Finally found my phone, I was paranoid someone had stolen it.
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>>27015202
at least ur NEET
being wagekek with no friends since 7 years is worse. no actually it's perfect because i enjoy going tow ork just to do silly shit with the normies which i can't do at home or the weekends since i have no friends. thus wagekeking literally is fun for me. i am getting paid to have fun and afford nice things with all that money like cars and shit
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>>27015097
I always thought this FCUK shit was just an excuse to wear a shirt that almost said FUCK but could be gotten away with for the slight misspell
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>>27015217
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/news/fcuk-t-shirts-are-coming-back-to-french-connection/

telegraph a better source?
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>>27015241
>since 7 years

Foreigner detected
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>>27015258
wtf is that shit, i can't tell if those models are women or men
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>>27014075
>TFW GOING FAST AS FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cK_AIpmejs
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eating a leftover donner wrap desu lads
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>>27015195
Good times, imagine being ten years old today and needing a Facebook because all your mate have then
http://youtu.be/ga_wRL-lNao
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>>27015260
that's just part of my autism desu. i do silly mistakes like that. mixing up words and just writing bullshit.
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Off to play some Dungeon Keeper lads. Back in a couple of hours.
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>>27014676
Happy birthday lad, take the day off to be as smug as that pepe, you deserve it.
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>>27015308
you don't DO a mistake, you MAKE it
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>>27015331
That pepe isn't that smug though, he just seems glad
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>>27015257
I hope it becomes popular so I can wear a shirt that does say fuck but might get mistaken for fcuk
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>>27015257
It kinda was, but the whole campaign was focused on that fact. It was tongue in cheek.
Like the FCUK condoms ad.

>>27015274
Not being able to tell that's a bloke.
What the fuck mate, r u a gaybo or something?
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>>27015349
yeah, see. that's what I'm talking about
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>>27015355
He's slightly smug right?
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>>27015300
I would hate to be a kid now

>have to have Facebook and all that shite
>end up being fat because can't play out because of pedo fear
>everything is recorded so all of this ridiculous shit you've ever done will be preserved on video and online for all of time
>everything is overly PC
>everything is over health and safety to the point where you can't even properly play football at school and you have to wear a leash like a dog

I would literally kill myself if I was a kid born now. Born in 1992 and I think that was a pretty ideal time to be born and grow up.
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>>27015300
>tfw miss when SBC was actually funny.
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>>27015241
being NEET is more of a curse than a blessing, i haven't even left the house in 2016

don't find enjoyment in anything, i just sit here and sleep a lot, at least when you work you still come home to find something enjoyable most of the time
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>>27015410
>at least when you work you still come home to find something enjoyable most of the time
>at least
nigga you kidding
i find enjoyable things at work too

>i sleep alot
you know what? i think some people have such shitty genetics that they are legitimately incapable of working. i eat garbage and shit but spend the day going fast as fuck and feel good and all. seriously that must be genetic. I was probably part of a experiment where the jews altered genetics in order to breed the ultimate subhuman wagecuck and I'm the result.
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>>27015442
Disregard, I am a huge faggot.
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>>27015367
>tfw found me a new waifu/gayfu or whatever
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>>27015442

Can I ask how you got your job, just out of interest?

All these lads I know are getting hired because they know someone or their parents put in a word. I can't even get hired by minimum wage stuff.
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>>27015469
>All these lads I know are getting hired because they know someone or their parents put in a word.
Basically this.

I'm getting nice money and all but my job forces me to do what every autist fears: Traveling. I didn't have to travel yet but apperently i will have to soon.
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Poleaboo had a driving lesson today, it went poorly, still not moved onto active roads and instructor is patronising, better than the alternative, I suppose

Played Hearthstone for 4 hours
Mummy bought dinner to me at the computer, pizza and a pie

Anticipating tonights cut
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I want to fuck Azulad while he's wearing an Azusa costume haha
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>>27015514
>>27015469
You're both normies, fuck off now
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>>27015619
We love you and your update, Poleaboo
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>>27015619
Cut deep this time. Get a little nerve damage.
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>>27015621
i would rather he dress up as Jun and we cuddle while watching some classic British comedy desu.
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Poleaboo intentionally got a man to rub his dick against Poleaboo's back in the supermarket. Poleaboo went to the toilets and had a wank immediately afterwards.
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Maria Sharapova is ugly
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can i live on like 3k a year if i get housing benefit?
i want to move out of my parents house but i'm useless as fuck
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>>27015731
Not a chance family
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>>27015619
How many lessons have you had?
I'm learning to drive, 2nd lesson I was on the roads and I'm so fucking nervous still. I've stalled on so many junctions and pissed off so many cunts on roundabouts, so I'm sure you can't be this bad.
Good luck anyway, there's plenty of other instructors out there.
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>>27015710
>russian
>ugly
Pick one you nonce
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>>27015659
No, he needs to dress like his waifu so he can feel closer to her
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>>27015747
what's the minimum i need?

3k's what some dole calculator said i'd get, bastards
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>>27015710
I'd suffocate myself on her cunny to be quite honest
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>>27015889
Cunny is not a moniker for vagina.
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>>27015876
Garth crooks my nigga
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>>27015647
Read about cutting vertically and it terrified me

>>27015750
3rd lesson
2 week gap between lesson 2 and 3 because of that bullshit with the Tray Wash "job"

Never stalled, just get anxious and forget to check mirrors, come to a stop too early, don't drive in a straight line/drift left/right and stuggle to straighten the wheel and move into the correct lane

Says we're moving onto main roads next lesson
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>>27015202
I lost mine at 23 by pretty much finding a socially awkward virgin with a ton more problems than me took 3 years before she got on a train to meet me. It wasn't worth it she's been a huge sauce of stress in my life.
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>>27015710

The American accent she has now is a big turn off, if she sounded Russian she would be waifu material.
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Keep up the posting lads, gives me something to read at work

Massively under utilised but it gives me just under a grand to blow each month after rent and bills, so no complaints really
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>>27015514

Is it actually possible to get a semi-decent job without connections?
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who here /tendies for lunch/
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>movie night is between K-On and Scott Pilgrim

what the fuck
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>>27016028

>cashing in your GBP in the afternoon

You're an absolute madman.
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>>27016075
last week was the lego movie-are you really surprised?
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>>27013281
Ferris Bueller seems to be missing.
You need to remake the poll.
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>>27016086

I figured that was a blip
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>>27016075
It gets posted in /brit/ and they vote shit films to troll us.
It should only be posted in the actual room.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ohFTrxfTfX
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>>27016028
fish fingers and chips for me
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Pretty sure the girl I'm "stalking" and the friend I've "hacked" have had a falling out

No other explanation for them not chatting via facebook for nearly 2 months despite talking to all their mutual mates daily

The thing with the Indian has hit a roadblock
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>>27014860
that's some good taste you've got there
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>>27016122
it wouldn't be a problem if the poll wasnt' full of shit films in the first place
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>>27016139
Get yourself some bread and butter and you've got one of the best damn Sammy ever made.
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>>27016139
Jealous. Very clean looking desk and a nice comfy plate of fish and chips. Respect
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>>27016139
>9
We told you to have 13.
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>>27013281
We need to unite behind the second film to stop the weebshit from winning.
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>>27015463
nah, I kek'd
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>>27016139
>That horrible ratio of fish fingers to chips.
You gave me cancer lad.
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>>27016139
>That tiny amount of chips compared to all the fish fingers
>No sauce or condiments of any kind

I TOLD YOU NOT TO HAVE SO MANY FINGERS, ANON.
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to the lads I was talking to the civil service about last night

look what just came through - wew
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>>27015939
What does it mean then? I always though it did.
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>>27016193
thanks man, although it's pretty ugly when you compare it to my plastered wall on the side

>>27016194
There were only 9 in the packet, I stupidly forgot to check how many there were before putting up the poll. Still had the maximum though.

>>27016263
i prefer fish to chips

sorry for you illness though, i hope it's not terminal
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>>27016325
It just means a perfect young girl.
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>>27016341
I wish I was a perfect young girl desu senpai
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>>27016329
Why do you keep posting pictures of your poverty tier room and food?

Fuck off
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>>27013281
>mfw I have rigged the poll for K-On.
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>>27016353
Why does it upset you so anon?

It was just two pictures, its not like hes posts them every thread or something.
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>>27016341
It just means young pussy.
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>>27016329
you could put a poster of your waifu over the plastered bit
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Is Civil Service lad here?
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>>27016329
>poundland bah-humbug hat
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>>27016484
I've got an interview for the civil service?
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>>27016484
I work in the civil service, more specifically public health. Maybe I can help?
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>>27015659
I LOVE THE RAILGUN SOUNDTRACK

i go superfast to the opening theme already
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>>27016516
were you the lad I was talking to last night?

basically I just got an email through that said their fast track thing is doing a presentation on campus today so I'm going to go

I had a look online though and all the fast track things have either already closed or are restricted to certain degrees - do you know how often these positions re-open?
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>>27016440
good idea

>>27016497
it was a christmas present desu
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>>27016577
Twice a year, first set are usually around October and second nowish, Feb/march.
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>>27016569
Your not online desu.
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>>27016657
please stop stalking me ._.
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>>27016638
didn't realise how competitive all this shit was, christ
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>tfw fapping to kris jenner
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>>27016765
Yep. Unless you did a placement your chances are pretty slim, but it's still worth applying.
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>>27016808
yeah I didn't do a placement unfortunately, but I'm hoping to take a year out after I graduate this year and intern with some MPs - reckon that would do me any favours?
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>>27016865
If you get a cabinet minister then yeah, otherwise it would be just as good as any other experience.
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>>27016885
unfortunately I don't think many cabinet ministers are doing internships. I've found a few that interest me but they all start in march, and I graduate in June
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>haven't used tinder in a month
>upload a new picture last night
>10 matches today

Still can't figure out how to talk to girls
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Who /nohope/ here?

2,2 Humanities Degree
No Internships or Placements while at uni
Only Work XP is some temp admin
Crippling Depression

Gonna kill myself soon lads
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>>27016916
Talk about mundane shit like the weather, where you live, what you like, what sort of drama is happening, and so on. Girls love to talk about shit like that.
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>>27016962
>2.1 in politics (possibly 1st)
>no internships or placements at uni

need to pull my finger out this year
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>>27016962
that's more than I have, so you have some hope
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anyone here work at tesco?

if you agreed to do a day of overtime but had to call in sick, does it affect that 3% bullshit attendance?

I could really use the 80bongbucks but im not feeling too good, i'd rather not worsen myself ofr my actual shifts.

Already called in sick on friday.

Also like people have been calling sick a lot this week for some reason, when it used to have perfect attendance, the fuck is going on.
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>>27016962

Literally exactly the same situation but I have pub work instead of admin stuff.
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>>27017009
tick tock wagie

wouldn't want to be late for that overtime now would you
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>>27017009
>being a wagie
for what purpose
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>>27016993

honestly the work xp would have been nice but i think no 2.1 was the ultimate regret, you get barred from applying for so so much with less.
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>>27013849
Get evidence she's cheating and then divorce
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>>27017042

>neetfuck living off of ramen
>mad I can just put on my headphones and listen to EDM while stacking shelves and end up with enough cash to buy 6 20-inch stuffed crust pizzas from the kebabman.
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why do ticktockNEETsmugs have to ruin every thread
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>>27017062

mmo cash shops my friend.

It's way more efficient to just work 8 hours and RMT/cash shop and own noobs than to grind for 8 hours.

I can get like 500,000 wow gold in a day of work(on a sunday/holiday) by converting wow tokens, sure as fuck ain't getting that killing boars.
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>>27017087

How did you get the job lad? Been applying to supermarkets and nothing has come up.
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>>27016577
What are the starting wages for those shit jobs?
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>>27017131
Why are wagecucks so butthurt over a meme?
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>>27017157

they apparently slave drived people on christmas and needed mass recruitment, taking just about anyone.

lots of people left recently and they doing another one now.
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>>27015108
Can do if you like lad. Special britfeel movie night lads?
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>>27017178
Why are you posting the evil meme in the first place? What did we ever do to you?
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>>27017163
Just saw: 25-27k

What a joke
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>>27017213
Because they are jelous that you have a job and they don't.
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>>27017232

thats a ton of cash if you aint a loncuck and pay only 350-400 rent vs 1-1.5k.
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