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back to work wagecucks edition
>>26987934
First, u jelly?
First time posting in an inbred thread. Just saying hello and good morning from America.
>>26987975
no, because i'm not 15 and this isn't youtube.
Is it Friday yet?
>>26987995
Sound extremlty jelly to me anon
Anyone that posts after this comment is jelly.
>>26988019
why friday
>>26988083
new gogglebox
we need to put something in the /britfeel/ times
Are us amerifag wagecucks allowed here?
>>26988308
obviously not, jog on
>>26988308
>asking for permission
Haha no fuck off you wet lettuce.
okay lads I'm going to take matters into my own hands and see if I can't add anything to the OP image, what would you like to see
my photoshop skills are very limited but i'll try my best
>>26988308
Do you wanna fucking go mate?
Dropped my oneitis today lads, told her I'm not going to bother being an orbiter anymore and she should learn how to treat people with respect.
Off to the JC then probably have some tasty greggs pastries.
>tfw getting boozed on a monday morning before getting your bennies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr58WHo2ndM
>>26987934
got kicked out for using my mums debit card by accident, lads
love imagining all the /britfeel/ lads as surly old men in the pub, then some chipper well dressed Yank comes in with a beaming smile "well howdy barmaid, I'll have forty ounces of bud lite please" and everyone turns to look at him in silence
>>26988526
>by accident
pmslmaool, how much paysos you spend lad?
>>26988537
i don't actually know, she has her bank statement but wont tell me
>>26988547
Watcha gonna do now then?
>>third date with girl
>>didn't go as well as the second
>>she's playing hard to get but we still kissed
>>running out of things to say
Help, how do I flirt with grill?
I was thinking we'd go out for drinks next time, and then back to mine for Netflix and chill.
>>26988615
>third date and no sex
There is no point continuing.
>>26988500
Congratulations mate. I hope you can stave off the crippling loneliness
>>26988647
>girl doesn't gape her holes on 3rd date means she should get dropped
>being a sketty slag a desirable trait in a relationship
I don't know much about relationships between 2 humans but enjoy your #GonorrheaLAD
>>26988790
If it's gonna happen it happens latest by the second date.
>>26988697
If I get a job hopefully I can make friends and relations with my fellow workers which I don't have to force like I did with her lately, we were pretty in sync at first but then she probably found out how I was a big no friend loser and had me wrapped around her finger to tell her she's good looking when chad doesn't giver her the D.
I've never ceased a friendship on my own terms and it feels pretty good 2bh, I'll probably buckle and orbit some other girl at some point though when the depression hits its peak
Anyone fancy a pint later in west London?
>>26989008
Where in West London?
Just had a dream in which I woke up and then I actually woke up
Post waifus
>>26989034
I live in white city
>>26989055
Fuck you I hate you so much
my cat finally sleeps on my bed.
this is happy.
>>26989076
Don't worry lad you'll find her someday
>home alone for a week with some weed
goodbye reality
>>26989173
MATE
WEED
AHA
>>26989185
ill fix it for you
>home alone for a week with some alcohol
goodbye reality
>>26989191
DUDE ALCOHOL TOPKEK
>>26989191
you can't even drink lol
>>26989191
SENPAI
BOOZE
BANTS
>>26989214
why's that senpai?
>>26987995
I think you need to take more naps lad, you sound grumpy and jelly
>http://youtu.be/1C72BwDRCWY
>Still nobody online
I knew it everyone's dead aren't they or did I just imagine their existence in the first place
>>26988179
In or out?
For the Euro thingy
>>26988527
why is yank beer so terrible? Might watch trainspotting one last time before I take it to Cex.
>>26988615
What did you do on the first dates? Grills like crazy golf don't they, that's where I'd take her
Any of you lads got a PS4?
Wouldn't mind adding some of you and then probably never speaking or playing with you because of anxiety.
>>26989530
I do, but I am wary of adding people from here, you might spam me and send rude comments.
>make a post about adding some stuff to the OP image
>no one replies
do you guys not want anything else in there?
>>26989607
The original BDSM biker from the village people coming out of the manhole
>>26989607
Waifu fags 2d crush being hung in front of a baying mob
>>26989607
Here's a picture of him, dig that big thick moustache, so manly.
>>26989468
>>26989504
Why do non-Brits post here?
>>26989624
>>26989635
I like these ideas a lot, incorporate them.
>>26989624
I'll do BDSM biker but wouldn't even know where to start with the waifu thing, as much as I love the idea
>>26989055
Alright lads. Onee-chan did not get mad at me for drinking her beer because I bought some more to make up for it.
>>26989869
What a fucking bender.
>failed my driving test again
>did even worse than last time
>had to wait 5 months and probably will have to wait another 5 for another test
>>26990070
you'll get there in the end lad x
>>26988889
>had me wrapped around her finger to tell her she's good looking when chad doesn't giver her the D.
This is so relatable it hurts. I tried a few times to strike while the iron was hot with different girls. Once i just got ignored and the other time i got dumped after a month
>>26989635
You could put it in the news paper
>>26989055
Just finished waxing and now I'm posting my waifu~
Want to buy some tea today but don't know what kind to get~
Tfw 2 days off work
Alright lads whos gonna be my friend
>>26990080
I hope so lad, but i'm pretty retarded.
>>26990169
Any tips for waxing lad? I'm going to try soon after the failure of my shaving attempt
I need a gf immediately in the Berkshire area. Must have big boobs. Thanks
Any London robots in the house?
Quick question, do most white girls in London take black cock? Because most white girls in general do not (besides chavs) but London is minority white so I thought maybe it is more acceptable there?
>>26990070
Fuck that mate they are only failing you because they are normies Next time just do a stunt jump off of a bridge into a river to show the instructor whose boss.
>>26990223
Not really senpai. It's very much a case of just following what the box says~
>>26990248
No river near the test location. I'll have to do something like that though. I've had the same examiner every time.
>>26988590
well this isn't the first time she has sperged out on me but I am staying with a friend right now and his parents have offered me somewhere to stay
>>26989055
>when the waifu hits the heart just right
>>26990280
Yea deffo a normie trying to keep the robots down.
>>26990229
Go student places or liberal-type areas. There's a pub in Southwark called The Lord Nelson that's pretty studenty. Other than that just go somewhere where there is a Uni.
>>26990298
>spend someone elses money on their debit card
>them being mad at you is 'spreging out'
No, no that seems like a pretty fair and balanced reaction.
>>26989530
>tfw when PS4 and only play cod, fifa and destiny on it
>tfw only play FM, dota and the occasional indie shit on PC
Game industry gone to shit, nobody makes good games anymore
What are good PS4 games lads?
Might order last of us/journey/bloodborne, but I'm 500 into an overdraft
just a reminder
oc
>>26990345
well I have already told her that it was a genuine error(i have a job so i get my own money) and that I am willing to pay her back if she tells me how much I owe her but she wouldn't take that offer and just kept screaming at me while I was getting my things together
>>26988615
>for Netflix and chill
do yourself and everyone a favor and kill yourself
>>26990382
>>I'm 500 into an overdraft
>tfw get paid
>no overdraft
>spend money
>overdraft
Why am i so bad with money.
>>26990404
How on earth do you accidentally use someone else's card?
>>26990465
>>26990382
Why don't you guys just get overdraft taken off your account?
>>26990466
by having more than one card associated with an account for an online store and rushing through the buying process
here we go lads
give me a shout if there's anything else you'd like to be added in
>>26990478
Because no job, once I get one that 500 won't be a problem, plus I'm expecting about 400 back next month from tax refund
>>26990501
Looks nice lad. If you get a lot of suggestions make a strawpoll.
>26990501
kek that's funny mate
>>26989055
worst kind of dream that is
>>26990169
yorkshire or go home tbqh
Just bought a pukka pie all steak pie from the co-op, started eating it and read the back there's cooking instructions. Do I need to cook this or can I just eat it straight? I thought it would be like any other chilled pastry and you could just eat it.
>>26990545
only if it says ready to eat somewhere on the packet
>>26990501
kek, that's wonderful.
Anyone wanna go to mcm in may and try pick up grills?
I've got a GP appointment tomorrow and I'm trying to figure out what to say.
Every couple of weeks for the past year I've been having unwanted flashbacks and thoughts about things I hate, times when I acted like a dick or times when I felt guilty. I spend most of my time dwelling on whatever thoughts I'm having, convincing myself that I'm a terrible person and need to kill myself. My usually enormous appetite completely vanishes and I can go a day or two eating only a cereal bar or a packet of crisps.
Towards the end of the week, the thoughts lessen somewhat and don't seem so bad, eventually becoming something that I can laugh about and shrug off, wondering why I ever thought it was such a big deal.
Everything is brilliant for the week after; I'm feeling great, my appetite comes back with a vengeance and I think 'thank God that's over, I'm so happy that I'm better now'
Then towards the end of the cycle I have more unwanted thoughts and the process repeats itself. Every time it happens feels like the first, no matter how many times i go through it I'm always convinced that I'll never feel better again.
Throughout my entire life I've been reasonably content with no extreme emotions. Just a healthy amount of self hatred and insecurity just to make sure I don't get any ideas above my station. I'd really like to feel that way again if at all possible, I can't deal with this emotional rollercoaster anymore.
Is this something that can be treated with pills? And does anyone else have any experience with this?
How come literally every day at work someone does the sloppiest, stinkiest shit? What are they eating that they have diarrhea every fucking day?
>>26990545
you can eat them straight
>>26990575
Sounds like bipolar to me lad. And yes, it can be helped with medication. Good luck with the GP.
>>26987934
>back to work wagecucks edition
Not me bro, I'm out in the Benz. cruising for chav sluts. Pic related, heading to a chav slut hot spot.
added some more
give me some ideas on what to stick in the windows
>>26990624
They're all at school bruv
>>26990605
I had a look at the symptoms and I don't think I'm bipolar. I get all of the miserable phase symptoms but I don't experience a manic phase with intense feelings and restlessness etc. I just feel happy, in the same way that I imagine any normal person would do.
>>26990724
>chavs
>at school
Laffin
>>26990696
Put an england flag hanging out of one
The money i feel that it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming
>>26990696
Whos the sexy lad in the hole?
anyone here get universal credit?
Am reapplying for jsa but it says i have to apply for universal credit instead. Is it less than job seekers allowance?
>>26990575
>only feeling like this once every couple of weeks
What's it like being a normie mate?
>>26990696
It might be better to try and fit the kon's all in one window I'm sure there's a suitable pic somewhere that fits the perspective too
>>26990809
>coming to this shithole regularly
We all know /brit/ is far superior for actual interactions though
>>26990846
Wait so coming here makes you feel like this?
>>26990846
>/brit/
Fuck off normie
>>26990768
here you are
more to come when I can be arsed, leave some suggestions
>>26990846
>We all know /brit/ is far superior for actual interactions though
What ever you say you #topknot cheeky nando's bantz LADbible shitcunt
>>26990884
You're not very good at this
oc
pizza and chips for lunch :3
who else /7yearoldsdiet/ here
>>26990973
Why would you have chips with pizza? Chips are just a filler and pizza fills you up so you shouldn't need a filler with it.
>>26990973
thats so nice anon, i wish i could fuck you while you had that, maybe even have a slice myself as we fuck
>>26990973
>that plain looking pizza
>just over a dozen chips
This meal makes me sad
The dishwasher in my kitchen has stopped washing dishes so all the plates and cups are dirty but my mum just puts them back in the cupboards anyway.
>>26990931
what's wrong with it? got tired of seeing the same old image and the original guy has fucked off
>>26990478
I will when im 'over flush' before payday.
I had a shit load of expenses at one point and didn't get paid very much so now I'm slowly clawing my way back out
>>26991040
You obviously just did it with MS Paint or something
Does anyone have any tips for better erections?
I can get hard but it lasts about five minutes, and it's never max strength any more.
I'm not fat.
>>26991000
being overweight is what's making you sad
>>26991073
Paint Shop Pro, but what's your point? what exactly is wrong with it?
400 pound package damaged by the monkeys at UPS, fuck these niggas man.
>>26991074
kegel excercises
don't masturbate as much (I know this is probably impossible)
cardio
I believe there are also supplements that can help
>>26991100
All the rendering is awful and the text looks out if place
>>26991075
I'm not overweight, i've just got high metabolism and pretty underweight, need to eat big to get big.
>>26991126
may you improve it then?
>>26990501
That headline is golden
>>26991074
You're wanking too much.
>>26990986
had breakfast at 7am, i was starvin marvin
>>26990987
i wish you could too anon, there's still some left if you still want to fuck me
>>26991000
i enjoyed it and that's all that matters
>>26991203
Well as long as you enjoyed it
>>26990501
Can we replace some of the anime girls in the windows with something more topical?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JOl3YaDCQI#t=2m55
Was Morrissey a robot lads?
>>26991249
What you got in mind, mate?
>>26989055
Might have just got up, but I'm staying up very last with Jun and a friend playing vidya at his place. Jun really likes going over, its always good fun.
>>26990884
I feel like the image really needs a picture of Jun Suzuki desu.
>>26991231
it was splendedo
>>26991279
Reckon a Corbyn or a Farage might be good. Not sure what else, I just feel there's a slight over representation of the anime posters.
>>26991328
This isn't brit/pol/.
>>26991303
>you will never wake Junlad up with one of your classic fry ups in bed
>you will never snuggle up to him so he stays warm and comfy as he tucks into your lovingly made breaky
>you will never slide your hands down and slowly slip under the covers warming his morning wood up with your mouth as he gets most comfortable and fulfilled
>>26991413
wew lad
got a semi reading that
>got a match with a girl who's really into anime last night
>no idea what to message her with
Just kill me lads
How come the gay lads are all NEETs? It's the same gay posting at this time every day.
>>26991413
never say never lad, we could make it happen one day.especially if the steamchat orgy happens soon.
>>26991448
They've been NEET for so long and are so starved for attention they pretend to be gay
>>26991469
Oh, that actually makes a lot more sense. I suspect the actual gay robots aren't so 'hahaha everyone look at me im gay XDD' about it.
>>26991462Will it still be in the cuckshed?
Alright lads, so here's the current list of films for this friday's movie night, still taking suggestions until voting opens at midnight tonight.
>Zulu
>Gladiator
>Good Will Hunting
>John Wick
>K-On
>Demolition Man
>Oldboy
>Tucker And Dave vs. Evil
>Back to the Future
>Twister
>Big Lebowski
>Iron Sky
>Scott Pilgrim vs The World
>Con Air
>Rocky Horror Picture Show
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The timing-out idea is dropped for now because: a) its extra bookkeeping which I can't be doing with, b) it only came up because several anons were especially salty about seeing films they didn't like on the voting list and c) the film choice is secondary to the banter in the chat anyway really. Feel free to tell me how awful I am for this decision.
>>26991529
Airplane
ococ
>>26991529
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Kindergarten Cop
Last Action Hero
Die Hard 1/2/3
Sharknado
Junior
Twins
Beverly Hills Cop
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the original one)
Ghostbusters
They Live
The Room
few suggestions m8
>>26990884
Some graffiti like #nogaypostingallowed or #waifufreezone
Also please get rid of the BDSM dude I know you just added him but its only going to encourage more faggots
Decent job otherwise
>>26991479
Yeah we're generally outspoken by the weebs, don't even really blog about "tfw no bf" when I post more about food and spilling spaghetti in every day life
>>26991413
>erp anime faggot gaying up the thread
what a surprise
>>26991591
The Last Action Hero is a fucking brilliant film
What about Dead Snow or Dead Snow 2?
>go to sleep on the floor at 2pm yesterday
>wake up at 10pm and eat a bit of cold egg fried rice
>go back to sleep at 11 till 6
>realize theres nothing to be awake for and sleep till now
>phsyically impossible to sleep anymore so i'm just sat here untill its possible to sleep again in a few hours
>>26991619
>not being gay
straightfags out, go talk about fucking slags over in /brit/
>>26991529
the naked gun films, either desu.
>>26991630
Don't really want to watch anything scary at that time of night
>>26991672
Dead Snow isn't scary. Well the first has a bit of horror movie to it but the second is basically a gory comedy
>>26991529
>>26991529
Shaun of the Dead, please mate
>>26989055
I have to get a train in roughly 1 hour
I'm not a big fan of traveling desu, makes me anxious
>>26991700
got the old xfm or Ricky Gervais podcasts and listen to karl being an idiot. its what i do. coming down to Hampshire babe?
>>26990696
>removing karen and not a k-on
heresy
I've stopped reading posts with anime posts attached. Anyone else do this?
>>26991733
I tried but it's pretty hard to do that on an anime website desu so I gave up
>>26991717
nope sorry, i'm going back to swansea, do you even have easy peelers in hampshire?
>>26991529
Why the fuck is that K-On shit still in there? This is obviously you trying to force it to win despite none of us wanting to watch it.
>>26991733
Have done for weeks now, basically scan every post before reading, if anything gay or anime related is seen I'll just hide it although tbf my filter keywords does a lot of it for me
>>26991747
Just /britfeel/ no need to be pedantic
>>26991750
>tfw mummy went to Tesco and got me some easy peel satsumas
>>26991529
what was last friday's film? lord of the rings?
>>26990884
Hello my friend.
I see you are wanting to be the new op image guy.
let me help you with that.
I have the master PSD which is what you should be using to make changes to the op image.
Just let me upload it then its yours.
oap img guy
>>26991772
Why are you trying so hard to make this a meme you silly cunt, typical waifufag
>>26991759
>None of us
That's not how democracy worky you normie twat
>>26991787
alright calm down there lord meanie.
>>26991791
The voting isn't democratic. A minority vote wins each time.
>>26991785
Nobody gonna use it with that gay shit over it, we're sick of it already
>>26991779
Lego Movie.
Everything was awesome.
>>26991647
I wish it was possible to set yourself to sleep for a certain time. I would like to just set myself to sleep for 100 years and wait until I die.
>>26991787
He also tried with custard creams too kek.
>>26991529
Why do you let everyone vote when only 10 of us actually turn up?
>>26991810
The make changes or stop complaining.
>>26991759
Ugh. I've tried to remain as civil as possible so far with the filmposting, but this is getting stupid now. K-on is still on the list because it got 4 votes last week. If everything with 4 or fewer votes was knocked off, there would only be Zulu, Demolition Man and Big Lebowski even left on the damn list.
Last week several anons bitched that K-On was sitting on the list too long, so I suggested a timing-out mechanism. This was well received for about five minutes before people like you realised that timing out K-On would also mean timing out several films you wanted to watch that also weren't winning.
The voting hasn't been 'forced' by me, it's gone by pretty obvious and transparent rules that only the profesionally offended could fail to comprehend. It's blatantly untrue that nobody wants to watch K-On. It's also looking very unlikely that it will ever even win, so unless just reading the name of a film you don't like is somehow physically painful to you, please just stop with this.
>>26991863
because it's a /britfeel/ movie night, not a secret club movie night.
>>26990696
Burning/defaced EU flag when?
Refugees welcome poster when?
>>26991894
>4 votes
>stays on
Jesus grow a backbone.
If we only have the same 5 movies to pick from each week everyone will get bored and movie night will die out.
>>26991894
It's okay anon, it's not like k-on will ever win. Leave it on the list to keep normie band fags happy.
>>26991933
>grow a backbone and do what I say
>>26991787
To be fair it was me who brought up the easy peel satsumas, he's just humouring my autistic self.
For the record they are the easy fruit to eat, and are also one of the most delicious.
>>26991462
>>26991508
>>>/int/brit
Sex is for normies. Fuck off.
>>26991954
>allowing people to waste votes when they don't even turn up to watch what other people voted for
Fuck them. If they want to watch K-ON they can open their file browser and watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQxpXBG2fqs
>tfw no grime gf
>>26991986
Are you that anon whos salty because nobody gives a shit about zulu?
>>26991986
this entire post is so stupid i can't tell if it's meant to be serious lol
>>26992042
No, Zulu should also be removed from the list although it does get a significant portion of the votes each time.
>>26991894
I really think we should just drop films after a while, it's not like we are going to run out of films to watch.
>>26990501
half of December is missing.
>>26990575
holy shit you've summed me up so well
I thought this was normal?
just say that mate
How about the film list just gets wiped clean every time?
If you're not the winner, you're wiped from the list. You can be re-nominated, but this system of having films just staying on indefinitely is frustrating.
Just watched this shit, bleak movies have a special place in my heart.
The film is bleak, British, has a loner protagonist and contains throwing bricks at paki shops so it should appeal to our demographic.
Do you guys remember in school when the teacher was reading the answers, everyone would go
>yessssss
>yesssss
>yessssss
on the right answers?
That was a bit weird desu
Any of you lot ever been in or tried to join the military (any branch)? I am considering it because I can't get a fucking job anywhere and the military is looking more and more like a good idea.
I am a fucking faggy ass beta male though which is a reason why I think it could be disaterous for me if I attempted to join but like I said I'm running out of options here.
>no jackie chan soft drink
>no easy peel satsuma juice
Life is suffering, lads.
>>26992182
>Paddy Considine
Love him in Dead Man's Shoes, might have to check this out to see how he is as a director.
>>26992187
That never happened at mine lad. You sure you didn't go to a 'special' school?
>forcing memes
There are a certain demographic in this thread that need to leave 4chan.
>>26990884
>>26990696
>>26990501
>>26991785
okay theres the master PSD, link will expire in 30 days.
filedropper dotcum /2016britfeelopimage
>>26992170
You know there's going to be one guy who nomitanies everything again anyway?
>>26992206
These memes are fucking shit. Leave it to meme experts.
>>26992189
>disaterous
disastrous
Is there an archive of all the past britfeel images? I'm guessing someone out there is making them.
>>26992252
Probably, yeah, but it's better than "let's keep [movie] on the list indefinitely.
How about imposing a limit. If your film is nominated 5 times in a row without coming in the top 3, it's then frozen out of the next 5 nominations.
I mean, seriously, if film guy wants to do this, i'm more than willing to help him out with keeping track.
>>26992206
is this anime good?
or is it this season's umaru shit?
>>26992284
You could probably make a spreadsheet that keeps track automatically anyway desu
>>26992290
I enjoy it and look forward to it every week.
I wish I had been named Joey.
I guess Joe/Joseph isn't too bad.
>>26992284
I think the films should be nominated by the people, and then a committe can meet each Monday to debate and discuss which films should go into the vote and what direction we want to take the stream.
After this the voting should be opened with four seperate polls. Each poll containing 4 films. This gives us a pool of 16 films to choose from. The winner of each poll by Wednesday night will go into a final fatal 4 way poll on Thursday morning and the winner of this poll will be the film to be played.
A long with this poll we will run a second poll with the best runners up from the four previous polls and the winner of this poll will be played either before or after the main film of the evening.
>>26992326
If that is really an issue for you then you're pathetic.
>>26991529
Whack on Hot Fuzz please.
>mum blocks the toilet with a big shit and blames me for it
>I didn't do it and only us 2 live here
What purpose does she have to lie to me, I haven't been for a shit today
>>26992326
Hello fellow Joseph, "Haha Joseph and his multicolour dream coat haha"
t. The School Kids
>>26991630
Anything with subs is out because it hinders the chat.
I think the film night should be left as it is. There are actually no issues with it, and if you think there are, you are an idiot.
>>26992342
That's fucking stupid, and way too complicated.
>>26992242
>! C:\Users\Downloads\2016 britfeel op image(1).zip: Unexpected end of archive
>>26992326
My name is Arthur and I'm thin and wear glasses. I'm a walking stereotype tbqh and its shit.
>>26992342
>european championship type vote
count me onboard
>>26992403
It is the only fair way to do it unfortunately. This will be how we choose the films starting next week.
Email Gorilla-Chan with your CV if you'd like to be considered for a spot on the committee.
>>26992406
hum...
okay, just tried the download link and now that's not working.
ill try re upload it then.
Just got back from walking the dog down the beach. Bit windy out there today lads.
What is everyone else up to today?
>>26992353
I never said it was an issue, I just like the name.
Calm you tits or I'm going to bang you out, mate.
Just had a flashback to a sad moment
>walking around town on christmas
>some student asks me to buy his film
>n-no thanks
>"but it's about this that and something blah blah"
>no sorry
>"2 quid mate it'll be worth it"
>anxiety kicking in at this point
>look I'm not interested
>"just a quid then?"
>No
>walk 3 steps
"Free co-op fudge sir?"
>No!
>mfw angrily declined free fudge and start blushing hard because some student shitcunt was trying to flog his student film project to me
Chav neighbour has been listening to DJ Bass Drum full blast for like 5 straight hours now...
He also leaves it on when he goes out, for what purpose I do not know.
>>26992528
COME AND AV A GO IF U THINK UR HARD ENOUGH!
>>26992326
You know what I do for a laugh? Put my preferred name down as something else on job apps.
My real name is left the same (Daniel) but I'll put something random in the preferred name bit. Highlights have been James, Sir, and Siegfried.
>>26992567
I'd put The Big Cheese
im not racist t b h
>>26992602
I'm doing that. I'll find something to apply to just to put that.
Who would win in a mud wrestling match rachel riley with her calculated hip throws or holly willoughby with her manly hands
>>26992677
kek post results
>>26992690
Holly would obviously win
Here's a picture of the other dude, not being bias
>3 km run finished
>back/biceps workout finished
>refuelled with healthy nutrients
>sat here contemplating life
Its depressing, nearly summer though I guess so I can walk around showing off my sik gainz
>>26992690
There's only one way to find out.Seriously, though, anon. Shave your head. It's the only way to look good when you're balding.
>>26992700
Why would Holly win, and how? Rachel could get out of a bear hug and elbow holly in the face
Why do people like that Goggle Box show? It's basically just Beavis and Butthead without Beavis and Butthead.
>>26992726
Just think of the sick gains you're making, lad.
>>26992758
Rachel is too skinny
Holly has given birth to two kids, she still has some mummy fat left on her and she's built better that Rach
Rach is like a child compared to Holly
fun fact: I used to go to the same school as Rachel
>>26992736
I going to do it, I've been thinking about going shiny heed
>>26992761
Because it proper funny?
>>26992761
It's because we can pretend we are watching tv with friends.
>>26992786
You from Southend lad? Thurrock here.
>>26992406
>>26992503
>>26992242
tried a different host, horrible download page.
click the free user slow download image half way down.
http://www.megafileupload.com/n1vV/2016_britfeel_op_imagereupload.zip
>>26992844
Does winrar open zip files?
>>26992831
yeah mate, live just outside
>>26992844
dont you EVER tell me what to do
>>26992538
Maybe he's leaving it on to cover some other sound?
>>26992874
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=does+winrar+open+zip+files
>>26992761
Normies watch other people play games. Why not watch them watch TV? Soon there will be a show where you just watch people quietly read book.
It also feeds on the normies voyeuristic desire to watch and judge other people.
>>26992874
No, you need 7zip.
