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>Stay here noob. I'm switching to my main.
>>26931329
>playing diablo 2
>in game just questing on a new character, think i'm in act 1 and killing andariel or whatever that bitches name was
>some guy logs on and asks if i'm fighting the last boss, I say yes
>he says brb
>ohnowyoufuckedup.jpg
TP back to town and search around, find 2 lightsabers and a grandfather behind a tent
>he logs back in with a level 80
>I log out
Got a few SoJs out of it, they weren't even that good, %s were low but I sold it to some scrubs.
>>26931329
Does anyone actually wait?
>he cries into the chat for help
So, outside of the context of 4chan, where it's just brought up to get people upset, how would anyone "know" you're a virgin? They wouldn't.
Normalscum can tell by the way you walk, talk and smell.
>>26931210
If you work a blue collar job long enough your coworkers will eventually figure it out and they will tease you for it. Have you ever seen the 40 year old virgin? Iirc there's a scene where Steve Carrel and his coworkers are talking about the shit they've done with women and when it's Steve's turn he tries to make shit up and they almost instantly figure it out. These type of situations WILL happen with your male coworkers in a blue collar setting.
>>26932667
You'd need friends for something like that to happen to you though, which is something the idiots on 4chan are not able to acquire.
Friday again? Time really flies when you have nothing to do all day. I wish these peaceful days could continue forever.
Misaki Friday Thread.
>yfw NHK is a decade old
Misaki friday :)
Tfw Misaki Fridays the only thing I look forward too
Who /grew up watching Naruto and still kind of like it/ here?
Right here. Even though I know its not the best story I've stuck with it since 2005.
Watching Rock Lee opening the gates vs Gaara the first time was the shit
Who else here /workingout/ ?
>>26931060
I remember. I used to watch it when it first came dubbed here.
I stopped watching like 100 episodes in.
And he's only 22. You have to pay him for a customized routine and meal plan, but he's a nice guy who will answer your lifting questions.
Robots should really check out his page. He has a great deal of good life advice as well.
>>26930888
He wasn't short or ugly, he doesn't have any disease. Can't relate, can't take as role model. Next.
steroids
pass
I need someone to get fucked with online but I don't wanna create a personal army request. What do?
Post bait while pretending to be them
pay one of those professional trolls. then proceed to feel stupid for having to do that
>>26931951
In which board?
any Barbara Palvin fans here?
no? weird. nah. you like her, right?
I'm trying to get dubs here.
please help me bump I don't think it's bumping.
SURVEY TIME
>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Age you lost your virginity
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job?
>Pets?
i shall be the first and possibly only post in this "everyone posts but no one reads" thread
>Age
20
>Gender
m
>Country
usa
>Number of people you have had sex with
2
>Age you lost your virginity
15
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/r9k/, /vp/, /fit/, /sci/
>Do you smoke?
weed occasionally, cigarettes no
>Do you drink?
occasionally
>Do you use drugs?
yes, i have an amphetamine habit and have also used some psychedelics
>Job?
im a student and also cook at a diner
>Pets?
no, but when i am financially stable i want a minimum of 3 pupper companions
>>26929802
>Age
22
>Gender
Male
>Country
USA
>Number of people you have had sex with
4
>Age you lost your virginity
18
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/r9k/ /tg/ /b/ /d/ /h/
>Do you smoke?
No but I used to
>Do you drink?
Yes almost daily nowadays
>Do you use drugs?
Yes I smoke pot when I'm drinking and like psychs/mdma when I'm at a concert/rave
>Job?
Industrial machinery technician
>Pets?
No, I travel for work too much or I'd like to have a pupper
I'm going to add
>Friends?
Some long distance, none around where I live
>>26929911
>lost virginity at 15
>most frequently visits /r9k/
Wew lad.
>mfw cutties will never experience this
How does it feel to be totally desensitised and mutilated?>tfw phimosis so I find it hard to do it as well. At least I have my nerve endings still..
>tfw phimosis
life sucks
>>26929831
How far can you stretch it?
What's the biggest thing you've tried to wrap your foreskin over?
>>26929786
>tfw when mild phimosis
feels uncomfortable touching the head directly. can retract skin fully back if flaccid and erect i can expose about 75% of the head but sometimes i keep pulling down and the tightness around the ridge of the head makes me cum
emergency smaller image edition
>>26928922
got kicked off my course and put into a different one because i didnt maintain a 60% average and my gf broke up with me
rough day lads
>>26928922
Close this thread we have the official one here
>>26928933
>>26928933
>>26928933
>>26928933
Why are you making new threads on your first day on 4chan you fucking poof?
Can we get 22+ thread going? Hows your life?
22 still has hope. 25+ is where the train leaves the station.
>>26928761
>23
>shitty
>can't wait to die
>>26928761
Lemme guess, you're 22 right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IrcpNAjnjc
>>26928423
holy shit she's annoying
jesus christ
>>26928423
Erased is shit and the protagonist is literally a cuckold.
The last anime I watched was Coffin Princess Chaika. Bretty gud and Chaika's adorable. Last book I read was Look Who's Back (comedy about Hitler being alive present-day). Last movie was Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and it's as every bit as good as people say, even had me grinning.
Hey wagekeks. It's me again, your good friend, the NEET! I Sorry I haven't been able to post much lately, but I see my fellow NEETs have more than picked up the slack in that regard, so I'm sure you can't really tell I've been away at all.
Where have I been, you might ask? Why, just conducting some research. Sold my data to the government, for a nominal 200,000 dollar fee, of course, and they are very impressed. What research have I been conducting, you wonder?
I have proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that wagekeks have the exact same psychological profile as literal slaves.
>B-but I get paid!
Slaves get fed.
>B-but I can leave my job any time!
Then do it. What's that? You need to get paid? Then you can't "leave your job at any time"
>B-but I like my job!
How does stockholm syndrome feel?
I know NEET's have been claiming wagekeks are like slaves for a long time, but after a number of psyche tests, brain scans, experiments, and historical research, I have now proven to a panel of scientists that Wagekeks are no different from slaves. The results, while conclusive, are still being studied. My next project will be to try and find a solution to this situation. See wagies? Don't say I never did anything for you. I'm a little stumped though. Although you clearly are identical to slaves in almost ALL respects, nobody can deny that after my research, you show no propensity for escaping your enslavement, so this next step will be tricky, but I have little intention of letting you suffer.
LET MY PEOPLE GO!
Please post the fed biz op RFS/proposal request for this alleged data.
In addition please post the department that requested this data and post a sample of this data.
Failure to do the above confirms you are LYING and can be considered discredited and safely ignored.
>>26928221
>Wagekek thinking I'll just post extremely classified data to satisfy his need to feel smart
I knew wagekeks were insecure but this is just ridiculous!
Needless to say, the details of my experiments are classified, but surely your own daily life of being told how to live, where to go, what to do, and when to do it should serve as proof enough. Maybe a freedom of information act request will help your cause, till then, feel free to be in denial all you want.
>mfw i called in sick today
So I have the next 3 days off and I'm gonna give the neet life a try
>tfw Stacey offers you one of her beta orbiters
Keep your leavings, bitch.
I'll find someone who actually loves me, or I'll die alone.
>tfw try to open bottle for someone, and it just presses deep into your hand and really hurts and gets all swollen
>you'll never be as big and strong as a man
>you'll never be an alpha male, just a gangly little creep
>your bf called you ugly and BPD on your birthday and you're 100% sure he's just using you for sex
>>26928086
>not having at least two beta orbiters
Im not even pretty and guys want to date me.
I'm sure you already have a beta orbiter too
Post your personal 10/10, robotos
>>26927132
p e r f e c t being
>>26927132
perfect dud e
My wifu desu senpai
