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>tfw Stacey offers you one of her beta orbiters
Keep your leavings, bitch.
I'll find someone who actually loves me, or I'll die alone.
>tfw try to open bottle for someone, and it just presses deep into your hand and really hurts and gets all swollen
>you'll never be as big and strong as a man
>you'll never be an alpha male, just a gangly little creep
>your bf called you ugly and BPD on your birthday and you're 100% sure he's just using you for sex
>>26928086
>not having at least two beta orbiters
Im not even pretty and guys want to date me.
I'm sure you already have a beta orbiter too
>>26928966
ugh what a fucking piece of shit i'm so sorry you have to deal with this
why don't you dump him already?
How to deal with unexpectedly emotional guys pls thx. I want to an hero sometimes because of the guy I've been going out with. I have gran autismo & I have never gone out with a guy quite this obsessed with me. Help, it's cute but it's creepy.
>>26928999
Because I love him... and I thought he was not like the other guys.inb4 he ends up a pedophile too ;_;
>get a package delivered and the ups man says you're really pretty despite being an unwashed NEET
>tfw you just stammer like an idiot and panic then shut the door quickly
T-Thanks autism, you always have my back.
>tfw ugly
>tfw no bf
>tfw one chance to be born and be born non-white
>tfw invisible to men
>tfw all these robots wanna play "i have actually really low standards" and are ignoring every girl who doesn't look like all the photos they post every day
They call them roasties, but they want them. When they say a guy makes fun of you because he likes you, they meant it.
>>26929073
Yep. They all think pic related is 6/10.
My fucking /r9k/ boyfriend said to my face that I'm a 4 on my own fucking birthday. They're so delusional they think they deserve nothing less than pic related.Meanwhile I'm his first gf.
>>26929073
Oh wow, you're right! That's it! That's part of why they mock them ffs. I may sound sarcastic rn but I'm really not, wow. Jfc, such a basic behavior for males that one, guess they never evolved past it.
>>26929058
>pretty autistic neet girl
be my gf
>>26929073
Sup I'll be your bf. What are some video games you like to play.
>>26928966
>>26928999
>>26929041
Chad strikes again. It's just laughable at this point, might as well learn to enjoy your suffering, since you can't seem to process the fact that "all girls go for Chad" really does apply to you.
>>26929184
What would a femanon feels thread be without the gf request. Indeed, the ever so essential autistic neet gf meme. No offense to the qt herself but oh well.
>>26929217
I met him on /r9k/ and I thought he was shy and not like the other boys.
Now I realize he was "shy" because he was uncomfortable with me because I was so ugly.
>>26929217
Her boyfriend is a robot and goes on r9k. (or was a robot).
>>26929058
My mailman is like a supermodel, I always lock up when I see him.
>>26929241
>>26929263
Yeah, her boyfriend was a "robot", huh?
No.
Her boyfriend is some normalfag who found this site and figured there'd be some easy pickings, and he was right. Know that you deserve every bit of your suffering for punching above your weight class.
Tfw you had to pretend interest towards a beta orbiter because he was about to get a gf and bitch I don't want to loose a source of free stuff
>>26929289
I was his first gf and he lost his virginity to me. He's not even grateful and bad mouths me and says I'm ugly and have BPD and makes it obvious he's using me for XP before he levels up to a pretty girl
Just face it, robots are worse than Chads. At least Chad wouldn't pretend to love me
i like chubby girls, why can't girls like chubby guys? ;-;
Female attractiveness can be measured in:
>the amount of beta orbiters you have
>white knight followers who'd fight to the death for you.
This makes me a 0/10 (don't have any). I just wanna be pretty. T~T I hate my face so much it doesn't even feel like my face but a mask. I avoid mirrors when I am not wearing make up.
>>26929320
The only fat guy I know has a really skinny smoking hot gf, they're out there I guess.
26929263
>chads don't go on r9k
If you can pick up a girl online you're definitely not a robot
>>26929308
Wrong, he is Chad. You have been thoroughly fooled, unsurprising considering your unintelligent female nature.
>>26929349
He was a virgin. How can a Chad be a virgin?
>got called a nigger on christmas day in the morning before I could even log on to give gifts
Reminder: According to /r9k/, Chad is any guy that's capable of getting a girlfriend despite looks, height, income, or disabilities.
>>26929369
Or personality.
>>26929353
I love that girls automatically believe anything Chad says as the 100% honest truth at face value. Really, you're just broken. Sheltered and broken.
>>26929058
How can pretty girls be robots? I'll never understand... Looks are everything, they effect how you're raised, how people treat you, etc etc etc. I know for a fact that if I was a pretty girl I wouldn't be the loser I am now...
>>26929386
He was actually a virgin and never had a gf. I asked his mom and sister.
>>26928916
Try lifting you little bitch.
>inb4 I don't wanna be all muscley lol hehe thats so gross~~~
You have no right to complain.
>>26929399
>I'm a loser because I only have 10 beta orbiters, stacy has 20!!!! :(((((((
>>26929419
Likely story. Anywho, he is using some pretty alpha strategies on you, and they're working. Says a lot about you.
>>26929399
This. Pretty people have it better, anyone who says otherwise is in denial.
>>26929399
Autism is one he'll of a drug anon. Pretty girls, if autistic, have a 99% chance to have been bullied by jealous roasties. To make matters worse, they often think that the problem is indeed themselves and not the jealous empty competitive cluster B personality Stacy's fault.
>tfw spinning two plates at once
Girls are easy.
>mfw ''fembots''
There's no such thing
>>26929447
How are they alpha strategies?
He called me a 4/10 and then when I got upset he started crying about it.
And he called me BPD not to my face, but on 4chan. Lol.
Robots aren't alpha they're just retadded
>>26929465
Pretty girls can't be robots. If a girl claims sea pretty and a robot she's probably not as pretty as she thinks she is.
>>26929485
>lol dude ur so wrong how are they alpha strategies
>(moves the goalposts with previously undisclosed information)
You're making shit up. Stop pretending to be a roastie getting toastie, anon, it's not good for your mental health.
>>26929490
Not a robot in the way a male is a robot. But definitely a robot in the HIKKY NEET "how to people" sense.
>>26929345
nigga I've picked up girls FROM /r9k/
>>26929399
I don't know if I'm a robot. I have legitimate autism and I'm really socially awkward and anxious. I don't go outside much anymore and I'm scared of social interactions, I start to panic when people talk to me. I'm really shy and I just rather stay at home forever.
>>26929520
I'm not making shit up. Why would I make up something to complain about it on r9k? I'm not retarded like you
Robots suck.
>>26929433
You know what they say about assumptions m8.
I do lift, and know very well how hard it is for a woman to become a muscular freak.Thats the sproblem
>>26929530
good for you but you're not a robot
>>26929308
>He's bad mouths me
>says I'm ugly and have BPD
>makes it obvious he's using me
>At least Chad wouldn't pretend to love me
times like these I wish I had a bait.jpg folder.
>>26929058
>>26929399
Yes
Women have the power to ignore everything they told them in the past except ''you're beautiful''
It's hard to explain so let me put it this way
>guy gets called ugly while growing up
>grows up to be a bitter, hateful, misogynist, robot guy, with sensibilities towards ugly people
>girls get called ugly while growing up
>grows up to be a shallow cunt who rejects anyone who is not Chad
>>26929576
I've been on /r9k/ since the beginning, brosef, but you're right, I'm not a robot in the modern autistic social retard virgin sense of the term.
>>26929308
Are you sure about that?
Are you being 100% in suggesting that frame of reference?
Absolutely positively?
>>26929308
Break up with him, kid
>Captcha: identify all the spaghetti
>>26929308
I don't care about roasties but have you talked to him lately?
Maybe he was joking
>>26929598
>especially "you're beautiful"
fixed that for you.
for real i've met and dated women of all kinds, and even the prettiest of them was an insecure wreck on the inside, constantly wishing she were "as pretty as this model or that girl I know" or whoever the fuck. insecurity is a female genetic constant.
>>26929058
Describe yourself fembot. Are you a virgin?
>>26929115
Why can't men from r9k be actual good men? They post accounts of stacies being whores, but all the accounts of robot bfs are as douchebag cunts.
It's not like I smell bad, and I am very calm all the time. But always, always the bitches who yell and scream get friends, bfs, orbiters.
IT's always the crazy ass bitches.
>be with mom
>mom is polar opposite of me
>we at eye doctors
>they taking a long time (in her opinion) to take both of us in (she made us late in the first place)
>they take me and I'm patient, polite, and give them what they need
>meanwhile she's calling people on the phone complaining about their store, complaining to insurance people, yelling about how bad this place is
>they give in and take her after trying to calm her down
>after it's time for us to pick glasses, she gets surrounded by everyone, even the people she yelled at. They're catering to her, complimenting her, talking to her, helping her pick the best and affordable pair.
>meanwhile the person I'm with says nothing to me, grabs my pair and then moves on to speaking with my mom
>my mom and the employees end up making fun of me like they always do
>she treated them like dirt
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK EVERYONE
>>26929289
I think /r9k/ is twisting your brain into deep levels of paranoia.
Are you seriously going to suggest that the who post on this board are model human beings just because they are virgins tossed by society into this shithole?
Plenty guys here are terrible people due to being socially inexperience or embittered by the world around with some being vengeful over it. If those struggles are not dealt with beforehand, then I would not be surprised if those attitudes leak into relationships. A messed up mind will show itself somehow, regardless of how quiet we try to keep about it.
>>26929678
Because you're already placated. They have to placate her or she'll rain down hell. Don't ask me why normies have this mentality but they do. I personally disregard people who scream for attention like that, but I'm an outlier.
>>26929678
it seemed like they were just trying to calm down the bitch until you said they made fun of you
now the validity of the entire post is in question
>>26929656
I am a virgin unfortunately, no boyfriends on record yet. I'm a womanlet, 4'10". I have unwashed unkempt wavy dark brown hair that goes down to about midway between my chest and belly button. I'm pretty skinny but I was blessed with a big chest but I always wear baggy pajamas and sweaters so you can't really tell anyway. I think my face is merely okay, Mr. UPS man was just being nice. I'm also an old hag, I'm 25. If you like autistic midgets then I guess I might appeal to some people.
>>26929775
Autistic midgets are the best girls.
>>26929775
I'm sure you're fine, you can be my backup GF if you want.
>>26929678
The shittier I treat people, the more they bow to me and obey my commands, even if it seems counterproductive. There's no point in being nice. Nice people get walked over in a society of Stacies and Chads, anon. It's the only language they understand.
Your mom sounds exactly like my mom. Fuck your life.
>>26929775
>4'10"
aren't you legally a dwarf?
>>26929775
Holy....
Becky?!
>>26929725
It's true.
My mom is a fat stacy, when she talks to people she tells them I'm weird, shy, different, etc and they just laugh. One time I picked a pair of glasses and they kept calling me harry potter or saying the glasses I chose were bad even though they weren't cheap. A literal employee nigger was laughing at me. I told my mom that she isn't my friend why would I think that shit is funny.
You know what my mom does? Goes right to the employee and says "my daughter said "oh she's not my friend" and other stuff.
This is every year. My mom does this with almost everyone. It's unbelievable, I know. But I've been living like this for years.
>>26929721
I can see what you're saying, but it's seriously no that. They'll add her on facebook, take interest in her multitudes of photos and reach out to her when she's not angry anymore. I end up staying in the place for over an hour because they all socialize with her.
>>26929816
I get what you mean from a customer-employee perspective. It's fucked up, but seriously, people will dislike me or disregard me, but want to be friends with her. She could say something stupid, be acting stupid, overstay her welcome and they just tell her how great she is. So basically they condone all of her actions, but will barely recognize me.
I hate normies. I hate conflict. I hate everything. Fuck my life.
>>26929775
What color are your eyes? I must know for fapping.
"fembots" lol
If you're a guy that can't get a gf, there could be a number of things wrong. But if you're a girl that can't get a bf, there can only be ONE reason. And I think you know what that is.
>>26929895
Mental illness.
Original.
>>26929895
Skin explosive to the touch?
>>26929817
Probably, I don't know.
>>26929834
Nope.
>>26929889
Blue.
>>26929834
Who is this? I'll suck you off if you tell anyone ;)
>>26929775
i'm already masturbating to the thought of you
>>26929775
pic for fapping
you're always wanted here
Fembots are honestly worse than Stacey's.
Stacey's are technically better than me, so idc if they ignore or treat me like shit.
Heck, most Stacy's are actually pretty nice.
Sure, they'll never fuck me, but they don't try and wring me for money or attention. We have the bantz and send funny snaps of our cats to each other.
Meanwhile, fat NEET fembots that haven't showered since 2008 are too fucking good to reply to my messages. But they're hopping on every Chad cock in sight and have more orbiters than a black hole.
I hope you all die of slow and painful diseases
Bebe is a dumb nigger btw
>>26929041
your actively letting him treat you like shit you deserve everything you get dumb fuck roastie
>>26929775
Bait, no way you are real
>>26929775
>big breasted, short, pretty, long haired autistic girl
Yeah you only appeal to like 99% of males.
>>26929775
>>26929935
Superlong wavy hair, super short, blue eyes, and gifted in the the chest... Sounds like the women we to take into my family. Though sometimes trade chest for ass.
Are you pale? If so how much? That would be the one way to complete this image for me.
>>26929935
>blue
White girl confirmed, lost my boner.
>>26929964
Maybe if you didn't have such a shitty personality, they'd reply to your messages
>>26929964
>he thinks Stacies will reply to every single man that speaks to them and will befriend every man
That is a definition of a whore collecting orbiters.
>>26929598
Nobody actually calls a kid ugly, they just don't say anything about them like how they do to the other attractive siblings/cousins. That's where the self loathing and insecurity starts, "why does ___ always get called cute, they tell them they will grow up to be heartbreakers and they get all the positive attention while they tell me 'poor anon looks like their dad' or 'anon just doesn't have the looks of this side of the family'? am I really that bad? is it my nose or my stupid teeth?" etc until it dawns on you that you're an ugly kid.
bought tarte foundation but just realized I bought the wrong shade ;_;
the formula is really nice tho!
>>26929678
>>we at eye doctors
>>they taking
I wouldn't entertain any whore that had such awful grammar.
Stupid nigger
>>26930017
>wanting a ching chong or a nigger
>>26929552
>Girl
>Not complaining
Pick one.
>>26929399
Well she said she was "unwashed" so...
>>26929871
That sounds like emotional abuse, anon. How old are you? You should try to move out asap (I assume you live together since you went to buy glasses together).
Or you could try to bottle up your feelings of hurt, then emulate her and have one hell of a meltdown. She'll respect you after that because normies only understand confrontation-seeking, crazy emotional shit. My parents quit being assholes after I did that. Now they go out of their way not to piss me off.
>>26929115
that's pretty cunty behaviour from a bf, have a hard time imagining treating someone I care about like that from "femanon" stories, I remain skeptical.
I don't actively try and pick up "girls" on r9k mainly because I think Im a terrible person and afraid of people getting to know me so I don't let anyone (male or female ) really get to know me
>>26930025
>bought guerlain peau de skin to replace YSL touche eclat because they changed the formula and made it cakey and matte
>it ends up also being cakey and matte
Is tarte shit dewy? I need a dewy foundation with very light coverage but it seems like they're all being phased out for high coverage crap
>>26929935
Oh
Becky has brown eyes, too
Just so you know I have a friend that looks like you describe. My wife and I are trying to get her to actually talk to nice men.
>>26930020
Nah, they often message me first and it's not like we have meaningful conversations.
We mainly talk at work and shoot the shit. Then they go off and do normal blonde white girl things and I come home to masturbate and shitpost.
Being popular isn't the same as collecting orbiters.
I wouldn't leave my house if she offered me her succulent vagina, because she's merely a work acquaintance and I'm not a degenerate fuccboi.
>>26930019
How do you know my personality?
I talk about normal stuff and get blocked within 3 messages.
Maybe it's cus I'm boring?
Sorry I haven't scaled Everest and served 3 tours in nazi Uzbekistan, but I'm not a boring person.
>>26929564
I don't lift at all and have no problem opening jars (female). I always thought women being unable to open jars was just a meme. Do you have muscular dystrophy or are you actually a neckbeard?
>>26929940
Becky is a friend of my wife so - no
>>26930175
>my wife and I
Please
For the love of kek
Just leave
>inb4 you make up some year you've been here since
Fuck offfff
>>26930192
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
by yourself you fucking idiot
>>26929775
I want to carry you around.
>>26930179
>How do you know my personality?
everyone can tell that you have a poor personality after reading your post
>>26929775
>autistic midgets
I have the weirdest boner.
>>26930093
>She'll respect you after that because normies only understand confrontation-seeking, crazy emotional shit.
Nope. I already tried. Her narcissism is reinforced every fucking minute of the day. As soon as she thinks she did something wrong, she calls her multitides of friends and males who want to fuck her, they all agree and then she comes back being a stronk independant right single mother. The only things that keep things at bay is the fact that I went to the doctor and they diagnosed me with a few things and I'll be going to counselers.
I've been told by anons here that it is emotional abuse, I know. But I am in no position to leave yet. She's the opposite of a guiding factor, I opened my first bank account at 19, and I can't even get an ID unless it's a drivers license (I hate cars and driving). She already destroyed my career. All I have are the shit I worked hard for and I can't bear to part with it so here I am miserable, fucked up, alone, and posting on r9k every single day.
Honestly, sometimes browsing this board makes me mad because the only problem many robots have are just getting laid. They don't have real familial issues, they don't have problems in school, they have that 1 or 2 close friends, they are mentally stable, their parents will never kick them out etc. I wish the only problem I had in my life was not having a gf, then I'd be fucking ecstatic because I can abandon that shit and continue living.
SHUT THE FUCK UP. ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FEMBOT. WOMEN ARE NORMIES AND CAN SPREAD THEIR LEGS AND GET ANY MAN IN THE WORLD TO FUCK THEM. FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. HOW DARE YOU COME TO MY BOARD AND TRY TO SHARE FEELS. YOU HAVE NO FEELS. YOUR BRAINS ARE INCAPABLE OF COMPASSION. YOU WORTHLESS WET HOLES. I BET YOU ALL HAVE DOZENS UPON DOZENS OF ORBITERS JUST PINING AFTER YOU THAT YOU FUCKING FRIENDZONE BECAUSE THEY AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, BECAUSE THEY AREN'T FUCKING CHADS.
FUCK ALL OF YOU. SERIOUSLY, COMMIT SUICIDE NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH. I FUCKING HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Daily reminder that is what your average fembot does for fun >>26930178
>it's a guy friend that turns into a huge perv when you're alone with him
He's one of the sweetest and funny and smartest and considerate guys I know. All of my friends love him. My family loves him. But holy fuck when we're alone together, he's not shy about starring at my chest or wanting to be touchy with me. He cannot keep his hands or body away from me no matter how much I tell him to stop.
>>26930242
I hate fembots, yes.
Normal women, I don't mind.
>mfw I purposefully go out of my way to tell ugly lonely girls on dating apps to kill themselves
Fembots need to die
>>26930292
>one person makes a post in a deep dark secret thread.
>post it here to berate them
>this extreme case of degeneracy applies to everyone
Fuck off.
>>26930287
Hahah I bet you have no mental illnesses and a loving supporting family. Fuck off, you're no fucking robot you normie piece of shit.
What's with fembots and hating kittens?
Wtf?
Kittens are adorable and innocent
>>26929678
>>26929871
It sounds like your own autistic interpretation of the situation and an evidence to that is that you clearly have a biased hatred towards your mother you fucking autist
>>26930317
>hating ugly lonely people
>liking pretty 9/10 Staceys
Wow so edgy, you literally do exactly whatever one else does. Get lost, shallow normie faggot. Get cancer and die
>>26930335
Did I link your post?
My bad, slut.
It's a fembot feel.
Every fembot likes to feel some nice unwashed AIDS homeless man penis and cum inside of them.
I'm just a fembot like you, teehee x3
>>26930335
>Hahah I bet you have no mental illnesses and a loving supporting family. Fuck off, you're no fucking robot you normie piece of shit.
Diagnosed schizophrenic, autistic, generalized anxiety, major depression, bipolar II, etc. I haven't even left the house since 2015. So kindly FUCK RIGHT OFF AND LEAVE MY BOARD REEEEEEEE
>>26930362
Nope, I only like nice people.
You ugly fembot sluts can all burn in hell.
Pretty white girls are nice to me.
Bebe is a dumb nigger btw
>>26930379
Being forced to go out and work would cure all that bullshit
>>26928086
Not a fembot but I respect that
>>26930347
Don't worry. Don't worry man. It's people like you who never believe me, they ignore me even though I am suffering. It's people like you who would tell me how I deserved much more and better and then turn their backs on me when I was slapped across the face after winning a very important competition for me, just because she didn't get to go to her friends party.
Keep turning your back you fucking normie.
>>26930391
Beeb is a dumb nigger but usually attractive people are the biggest bullies. No wonder you're a bully you probably are attractive too.
>tfw my dad didn't let me lick the BBC cum out of his ass last night
>tryone didn't fill me up as much
Who here /tiredofbeingsecond/?
I deserve first cummies!!
>find robot that goes to my university on a thread
>he works in the library
>ive seen him
>too spaghetti to say hello
>sit in the corner and occasionally look at the back of his head while i browse this board
ill never have friends
>>26930372
>>26930379
>>26930430
>thread was completely fine, wasn't bothering robots
>can be easily filtered
>lets come in here and show what good people we are reeeeeeeeeeeeeee darling
>>26930432
Learn some fucking punctuation, you fucking brain dead whore.
You obviously don't read in that library, might as well fuck off and stop wasting oxygen
>>26930451
Haha, wow. Getting mad over the fact that I didn't bother putting proper capitalization and punctuation in my post?
Calm down, kiddo.
>>26929115
You should tell him good luck finding a 6 that will fuck him and dump him. If you don't even bother to fight back and tell him he has a weak dick that is 4/10 then you're fucking dumb.
Learn to manipulate/tame your man sis or leave him because him telling you these things and not giving one shit about your feelings WILL get worse and he WILL manipulate you into being a scared little wifey who will do anything to keep her man including letting him cheat on you blatantly, taking your money, and never sticking up for yourself. You gotta set some boundaries and let him know that if he doesn't stop you will take off.
You need to learn to fight for yourself. Love yourself too, not just him.
>>26930442
I'm just posting some fembot feels :(
STOP BULLYING ME FUCKING STACIE ;___;
I'm gonna have one of my orbiters buy me a new macbook tonight so I can feel better
*sniff sniff*
>>26930379
>bipolar II
You're not a robot unless you're bipolar I, normie faggot
>>26930432
What if he sees this post?
>>26930199
I've been here since 2007 and remember the return or R9001 very well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbwjQSBH0sE
>>26930475
>le kiddo
You're the cretin that doesn't know the difference between "I'll" and "Ill".
Why are you even at the library?
You don't need books for gender studies.
Go to Chad's frat house and use the wifi after you're done with the usual gangbang
>>26930480
He has a big dick, that's the problem. It's so hard to be mean to him! He would probably take it though because he is pretty pathetic.
I really do need to learn how to manipulate him. You are right that's what happens. Thanks sister.
>>26930516
>I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica and looked up some bullshit 4chan history to sound like le oldfag
I hope you get cucked
>>26930408
>wahh wahh life is a never ending suffering for me
You sound like a spoiled brat
>>26930515
I've already told him that I saw him working last week. He told me to say hello, but I don't really have anything to say. What do you say to a stranger that you've met off /r9k/? "Haha, normies right?" It seems forced and awkward.
>>26930546
Chill out. kiddo.
>>26930275
I'm sorry to hear it didn't work.
Wow anon. Have you considered the fact that maybe she's the one who should be talking to a counselor, not you? It sucks how crazy people can fuck up other people's mental health because they don't realize how screwed up they really are.
Yeah, lots of posters here seem like entitled brats.
I hope your talks with the counselor will help, and hopefully you'll be able to get away one day. She sounds like the kind of negative influence you want to cut out of your life for the sake of your mental health.
>>26929775
>all these fucking replies
Never change /r9k/
>>26930559
Yeah, fembot power!!!
>tfw my twitch followers only made me $150k this week
How am I gonna afford my trip to Paris???
Stacy's have it so easy :((((
>>26930566
I'm sure everyone who suffers is a spoiled brat to you. No need to keep replying.
>>26930400
No it wouldn't you autistic failure. I have panic attacks just by being forced to go outside. Being put in a social situation would cause me to break down.
>>26930338
Fembot reporting in. Kittens are the best thing ever, other than puppies. I hate babies though.
>>26930591
She probably is, but like I said with the massive amount of orbiters and female friends, nobody will ever tell her. That's the thing about normies, you are only normal when it's reinforced by your social network. That's why when you don't have a social network, you become an outcast.
>>26930579
I'm sure tumblr would be a great place to ask for advice.
Stupid woman like you will just get lost on the way, so I'll link you, no need to thank me.
Killyourself.gov/fembotsneed2die
>>26930601
>tfw too ugly to pull of twitch scams with my bf
>>26930565
You're upset?
Poor robot.
I've been coming to arcanine forever, you haven't.
You know those "Day x of the Beta Uprising' posts?
most are me.
I was the first guy to reply on the then-new /adv/ board
when I tripfag people say hello and call me on skype
I'm the normie you hate the most
>>26930628
*>tranny reporting in
No fembot likes kittens
Every thread you talk about how much you hate kittens.
Tf is wrong with fembots?
Even a mentally ill tranny doesn't hate gods cutest creatures
>>26930634
Chill out
K I D D O
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O:^)
>>26930022
My mom and grandmother called be ugly and many other deamening names though, while dad was at work or didn't give a fuck. Your claim is false.
T. a 27 year old kv
>>26930628
I simply can't trust people who hate babies....
>>26930022
>Nobody actually calls a kid ugly
My mom gave me daily reminders that I was an ugly kid and a mistake.
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>26930670
>tranny reporting in
You ain't shit
>>26930704
I'm not saying I'm a tranny, I'm saying you're the tranny.
It's scientifically proven that all fembots hate kittens
>>26929775
I want to be yours m'lady
>>26930662
This reads like some 12 yo made a /b/ copypasta
>tfw being awkward socially inept kid all your life
>finally harness inner chad powers
>am actually extremely handsome guy
It took a lot of work.
>>26930629
Pretty much. I'm sending you e-hugs or whatever. You seem like you're a cool person, I hope life will get better for you.
>>26930670
I volunteered at the local shelter. I socialized stray cats. It's safe to say that I like cats, even if one of them fucked up my right hand pretty badly.
Why is this board obsessed with trannies?
>>26930750
I've been coming to 4chan for almost a decade
OF COURSE that's what it sounds like!
>>26930726
I'm a femanon and I like kittens but I like puppies more!!
>tfw met bf on /r9k/
Its nice having someone as autistic as you to love and cherish forever
>>26930766
>It took a lot of work
Yes being born with attractive facial features sure it's hard
>>26930650
I know that feel, sista!
Like, my boyfriend Chadley is so much hotter than me :((
So we do chaturbate! :3
I wear a paper bag and he lets homeless men cum in all my orifices, even my ears
Stacy gets to take the bag off :((((((
Fucking Stacy always has it so easy
What was losing your virginity like?
>20 years old
>in college
>befriend a guy in my computer science class
>bring him to my home to hang out occasionally
>parents ask if he's my boyfriend, tell them 'no'
>parents are really nice to him since I have never brought a friend over, let alone a guy
>eventually the guy and I started dating
>within 2 month into the relationship, parents asked if I was having sex yet
>tell them 'no' and they ask me 'why not?' and I tell I them I'm not ready yet and we have never have the privacy to
>the next time my boyfriend is over, my parents tell me they're going out to do some errands and they'll be out for a few hours
>step-mom tells me she left some condoms and lube in my room in case
>dad says I need to lose my virginity if I want to be an adult
>when parents leave, tell boyfriend that my parents want me to have sex with him
>boyfriend says that we don't have to do it if I don't want to
>tell him it's okay if he wants to do it
>boyfriend is a virgin too and he goes through 3 condoms before being able to correctly put one on
>too shy to touch his penis so he ends up fingering me for 10 minutes
>I have never orgasmed before so when he's fingering me I'm not sure if I'm about to pee or cum
>take frequent trips to the bathroom every time I feel the need to pee (happened 3 times when he was fingering me)
>he wants to put his penis in me now
>he didn't know how to put it in and I was too shy to guide his penis into the vagina
>he started fingering me again until I told him I was ready for insertion (he tried doing oral on me, but apparently I tasted bad)
>he tries inserting his penis in me, but accidentally goes to the wrong hole
>I ended up unintentionally grabbing his penis away from my ass and putting it in my vagina out of reflex
>he fucks me for 5 minutes before cumming
>>26930792
>tfw "fembots" don't actually want this
Not fooling anyone with your lies, m8.
>>26930799
>you have that image saved
>femanons are the degenerates
>tfw i hate other fembots
>>26930807
Me next :3!!!
>8 years old
>go to homeless shelter with girl scouts
>all the girls make fun of me for being virgin
>a girl scout takes on any challenge!
>let all the homeless men fuck me
>visit every day for past 20 years
>all my boyfriends ask why I'm covered in cum when I cum home
>be honest with them cus I'm not a Stacy
>they dump me
UGH
FEMBOT FEELZZZ ;-;
What's the nicest thing you done for a guy out of pity?
>>26930869
>he fantasizes about 8 year olds getting fucked by homeless men in his free time
>but femanons are the degenerate ones
Why are you faggots pretending to be girls. Kill yourselves already
>>26930869
Why are you shilling this homeless shit so hard? Women don't fuck men with less money or status than them- they have dogs for that.
>>26930772
You were probably the one who put cats down.
Probably masturbated over their dying bodies and gushed as the last glimmer of life left their eyes.
What's with fembots and hating kittens?
>>26930869
>trying to make fun of female posters
>write out your gender transformation fetish instead
>>26930854
Do you have autism?
>>26928086
>tfw best friend likes the girl who bullies me
>>26930791
Another degenerate fembot that likes to fuck dogs.
What a surprise.
>>26930907
It was a no-kill shelter, anon. I have done no such thing.
>>26930926
I don't fuck dogs. I love puppers. Honestly if I were rich I'd love to just raise dozens of dogs.
>>26930911
yes, aspergers, why
>>26930933
It was no-kill before you got there.
Probably brought in a whole new regime.
Would steal cats out of people's houses just so you could put them down and get off on it.
WHY DO FEMBOTS HATE KITTENS?!?!?!
>>26930683
>>26930701
Well decent people don't call kids ugly, especially to their face. Sorry, that really sucks. At least my family passively aggressively called me ugly in a very vague way.
>>26930933
How did you start volunteering? Have been wanting to do this so I can have something to do/get a reference for a job
>>26930961
Childless woman spotted.
>the dogs are my surrogate children
>>26930961
So you could take a dozen knots in your ass every hour?
Each dog gets a 5 minute shift.
Degenerate whores, all of you
Any fembots in 613? 31/m here tired of Stacy's.
>>26930981
I showed them my collection of severed cat paws and they knew I was the woman for the job!
>>26930994
I don't think you understand how dog dick works, anon
>dream about a guy you haven't talked to in years
>he wasn't a guy you were particularly interested in, but in the dream you two have a fun time hanging out and you see a picture of him naked and he's actually good looking
>>26931018
You seem to be the expert on dog dicks, oh wise fembot who fucks dogs.
>>26930985
Well I'm gonna have like 4-5 kids with my partner when we are financially stable and living together but raising dogs is a whole other ball game.
>>26930967
I was just a regular unpaid volunteer anon, I don't get to decide whether it becomes a kill shelter or not.
You're funny, though. Do you like kittens? What's your favorite cat breed? Maine Coons are my favorite, they're fluffy and chatty.
>>26930807
>19
>Some friends set me up on a blind date with a soldier who is about to leave for Iraq, basically drag me along
>He's tall, strong, deep voice, broad shoulders, handsome, very confident. I've nver even stood that close to a guy like him
>He is very charming, doesn't mind that I am shy. All 4 of us go to a restaurant. he talks to me about what i like, then he orders for me. I'd never had that before but I loved it
>We all decide to walk around downtown a little. Come to where there is a water main being drained, water pouring down the street in our way 2-3 inches deep. He steps into it, puts his hands on my waist and just - lifts me over the water, says 'so you don't get wet'
>too late
>End of the night he asks for my number and email. I have to give him my phone so he can text himself I am so flustered. Tells me he will be leaving for Iraq in 48 hours but he will stay in touch
running out of space
>>26930897
>>26930905
>>26930908
REEEEEEEEEEE X3
STACIES STOP BULLYING ME :(((((((((((!
Fembots don't exist tbhq
But i will ask a question?
How come you girls can be all over a guy on the first couple of dates then suddenly get cold and distant and be like lol i have a crush on someone else. This literally happened to me and it killed my self esteem
I don't want any children or pets. I just want to worry about taking care of myself. I don't want to worry about needing a babysiter whenever I want to do something.
>>26929490
Well if she's pretty but has terrible people skills (as people with high functioning autism tend to do), she will struggle to find a boyfriend. Sure she can get sex easier, but if she doesn't like casual sex, she's fucked unless she makes changes.
>>26931076
She was dating several men at the same time and found one she liked more than you. Get over it and move on. The absolute worst thing a man can do (when not in a loving ltr) is to put all his eggs in one basket. You can't depend or expect things of people you don't know. Date around as much as you can.
>>26931050
>She does it for free
You kill cats for pure enjoyment.
The fuck is wrong with you??
I have 4 kittens and I'm ferociously protective of them.
I wouldn't let the female nurses touch her.
Had to drive 2 states over to find an all male vet clinic.
>>26931114
It doesn't matter if you have terrible people skills and you're pretty. People will still try to be around you, especially men.
>>26929233
It's gotta be done.
Speaking of which:
L O N D O N
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>>26931076
not a girl but I feel like I can answer that
there are very few men who get attention from women, but most women get lots of attention from men
That means that unless she's literally the bottom of the barrel, she will never act out of desperation and will drop you in a second if you don't seem like the best she can have.
>>26931129
If people are around you just because you were cute and not because of who you were, wouldn't you feel kinda like shit? That's why it's possible to be lonely even when you're with people.
Also if said girl feels uncomfortable around people she ain't gonna be around others a lot. She's gonna try to get out
>>26931070
>lifts me over the water, says 'so you don't get wet'
>>too late
Please stop
>>26931123
This is what i feared yeah.
>>26930966
I noticed it in your post
>>26931070
>He really did, too
>Emailed me something 3 times a week. Told me about where he grew up, his sisters, the music he liked, almost everything
>He never asked me any questions so I would just reply based on what he wrote, sort of mirroring him.
>On Valentines Day 2 dozen roses came. Mom read the card and they were for me. Mom started crying, eventually admitted she never thought anyone would ever send me roses.
>He called me that night. His voice was so deep! He said he hoped I liked the flowers, I said I did. Told him about my mother, he said, 'she is almost as silly as you are, not realizing how beautiful you are'.
>I couldn't sleep all night
>On my birthday he called again. He talked for an hour. I actually talked, too, asked about him, I was worried the only man who might ever love me was going to get killed in war before I ever kissed him
>He said he would be back in 6 weeks and he had a lot of leave saved up, wanted to visit me (I had been visiting my friends when we met).
>I said OK
more in a minute
>>26930895
Let him drive me Chad's house.
His car broke down and he carried me the rest of the way.
I should add that he only has one leg.
I texted him a smiley emoji as thanks while Chad rammed a hot iron into my ass
Teehee~
>>26931123
If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
>>26930981
Hey, volunteer-fembot here.
I just checked out the local shelter's website and saw that they needed people. They always need people during summer because that's when the employees go on vacations and people dump their pets. People suck, I could tell you some sad stories.
I sent them an e-mail. They responded quickly and called me in for a job interview. Experience with pets is enough.
The other volunteers were interesting, they came from all paths of life. You'll fit right in even if you're a socially awkward person who browses r9k.
It is really fun and also a great reference for a job. They said I'm welcome back next summer. I've also raised money for this shelter after I quit (law school started).
>When a 5'7" and under guy flirts with you.
>>26931238
Sheeeit, if the bottom of the cliff was lit and bad bitches I'd be diving at terminal velocity YA FEEL ME
>>26929115
>mfw id invade countries for a girl that looked that good
>>26931265
>when a woman 5'6" or taller flirts with you
>>26931266
Damn, son. See, this is why you're getting laid and I'm not.
>>26931124
Pics of the cute kittens? This board needs more kittens.
>>26931323
Come on down lil white boi.
You can get one of the ugly bitches to suck that lil virgin dick
>>26931076
Because you're 'interesting' until they find someone better. They always find someone better thanks to the magic of hypergamy.
>>26931363
I'm not showing my kittens to any woman.
Fuck off.
These are my babies.
>tfw spent 3k on all of them for spays and prescription food
>was paying off cc at work
>some bitch sees my receipt and told me I should've spent that money on a date with a pretty girl
>mfw fembots think they are even in the same realm as my babies
>>26931229
>Told my parents that he wanted to visit
>They both are so happy. Mom calls him 'your soldier', says she will get the spare room ready for him.
>He emails, says he will get a hotel and a rental car, doesn't want to bother my parents.
>He comes back to America, leaves 3 days later to see me.
>Parents come with me to the airport. He comes down the escalators, sees me instantly, waves.
>He's tan, looks more muscular than before.
>He walks right up to me and before I can do or say anything kisses me. Tastes of whisky and mint, I can feel my bones melting
>Then, while I am still dizzy, he introduces himself to my parents, shakes my dad's hand, kisses my mom on the cheek.
>We all go to dinner. He is telling stories of Iraq; my parents are alternating between laughter and awe. He says he has to go check into his hotel and drop off his bags. Asks if it is OK if I come with him then we can go to a coffee shop and catch up.
>My parents are obviously happy and excited, say of course, and they almost run off
>We go and pick up his rental car, drive to his hotel, which is just a few miles from my house. He checks in and we walk to his room.
>He asks if I want to stay while he showers. I say OK
>He comes out. I am almost hyperventilating, but he is dressed.
>He sits on the bed next to me and we start kissing. In just a few minutes he is taking off my blouse. Then my bra
more
>>26931229
this is a very nice story anon
i look forward to the continuation of it
>>26931436
enjoying this story alot
>>26931431
Your coworker/random bitch sounds like a cunt. Pets are better than significant others. I'd say that money was well-spent. Keep up the good kitten parenting.
>>26931436
Literal fanfic being wrote by a fat hambeast that will never be loved.
>>26931436
>I'm terrified because my boobs are all ugly and weird, but he looks like he loves them.
>He stops and asks if I want to keep going. I had admitted I was a virgin when we were writing, I say yes
>He undresses me, then himself, and spent maybe 20 minutes just stroking and kissing me until I started to relax a little.
>Then he started fingering me and held me tight as I orgasmed, which I had never done before
>I was still shaking when he slipped his penis into me. It hurt, a lot, but it felt really good too
>He looked me in the eye and smiled a little and said he wouldn't last long, becuase it had been so long for him.
>I had another orgasm before he finished, didn't even realize until then he wasn't wearing a condom.
>We lay in bed talking and kissing for 20 minutes and then he fell asleep.
>I called my parents and said I might be out late, mom was all choked up and said I could be out all night, if I wanted.
>I took a shower, put on one of his shirts, and crawled into bed with him to sleep
mmm
ITT:
>one brave anon questions why fembots hate kittens
>based anon shuts up anime posting sluts
>big titty loli gets 3057 replies
>typical fembot shares her tale of being inseminated by the Chadliest Chad in all of Chadlandia
>>26931303
>implying men care about height
Loling hard rn
>>26931537
>>26931523
wait so this isn't real?
it's just a fanfic?
i'm really let down now
although in hindsight this story was way too romantic and unrealistic to be true
>>26931559
As a 6'3" man, I do. If you're a freaky lankwoman, I want nothing to do with you.
>>26931537
I really hope that soldier died so we can have a happy ending.
>>26931537
>He woke me up kissing my neck. He was really real and he was really there. He hadn't left, or anything.
>We had sex again, but it hurt a little more the second time. He noticed and said we'd take a day or two off so I just heal.
>We got dressed and he took me to an IHOP for breakfast. All I could do was stare at him and smile and he ordered for both of us. The couple at the next table and the waitress were all smiling and I eventually realized it was obvious enough that they knew. But I didn't care.
>After a long breakfast he asked me if I knew the way to the mall, he needed to get some things
>On the way to the car he slapped me on the ass. I had always hated when I saw men did that to women, but I really liked it when he did it to me.
>Get to the mall, look around. He bought a jacket (he said it felt cold there after the desert) and nice slacks, a dress shirt, and a tie, and some dress shoes. Then he insisted that I get a nice outfit, wouldn't tell me why
>Go to some nice store, he tells the salesgirl I need a dress, and a nice one. I haven't worn a dress in 3 years.
>I hate shopping, but he is funny, and charming, and relaxes me and makes the saleswoman laugh a lot
>End up with a dark green dress, even I think I look good in it. he pays for it. Then we get me some dress shoes (flats!) and he pays for them, too.
more in a bit
>>26931626
I know you are a roleplaying manlet, but if you weren't you would be a rarity. Men can't afford to be picky and tall parents=tall sons.
>>26931604
No, it is real
>>26931559
You might feel bad about it if she ever mentions she can't wear heels any more.I was never insecure about my height until I got a gf.
>>26931709
>Y-you're just pretending to be tall, Stacy screams as her elongated roastie flaps in the wind
>y-you'd fuck my disgusting, lanky hank hill body because you're desperate!
>you need me for tall sons! marry me so I can take half of your shit and turn your sons into beta cucks raised by a single mom
Nice try, you dumb cunt.
>>26931703
>more in a bit
no seriously stop
>>26931703
>>26931781
Don't listen to that guy.
Keep posting the story.
Even if it is not true and just a fantasy, it's still a very romantic and gripping one.
Please continue.
>>26931703
>Go home, my parents act as if me staying out all night and not coming home until 3 in the afternoon with a man they just met is the best thing since color TV
>He stays, mom and dad obviously love him
>He helps my dad cook dinner on the grill, they laugh a lot, drink about a case of beer (he was 23, then)
>At one point I come back from the bathroom and dad is grinning like a lunatic and mom is all weepy, won't tell me anything
>Rest of the week is alike - mom and dad go to work, he picks me up and we do something liek go to the museum or see a play, we go to his hotel room and have sex, then to my house for dinner
>The sex already didn't hurt much and we were trying new things. I loved it when he went down on me, but I knew I wasn't any good at giving him a blowjob. The best was when he'd fuck me from behind
>He was leaving the next Tuesday, early, so he'd be through the weekend
>Saturday mom and dad tell me I am to wear the green dress to church. Church? Mom and dad hadn't been to Mass in years and I only went once or twice a month since I started college, even during the Summer
>Mom and dad tell me he wants to go to church with us (He's Catholic, too)
>Anyway, we go and he comes with us, wearing his new outfit
>Mass was nice, like always. Lots of people were staring at the starnge guy sitting with me
>After it is over he asks me to show him around (Our church is old and big and has lots of art)
>We are walking around and at the chapel to Mary he suddenly knelt and pulled out a ring and proposed.
>I froze. I had no idea! It felt like 5 minutes of just trying not to faint until I said yes
>Mom and dad were laughing - they had caught it all on camera, like our first kiss
>The priest came in and said a few words I can't remember.
>Six months later, we married
And that is how I went on a blidn date, lost my virginity, and got married.
>>26931881
this is the biggest pile of shit i've ever read
>>26931881
>got married to Chad McPerfect after a blind date and like a week of knowing him
:^)
People will actually believe this shit is at all realistic is the worst. This is how the average woman thinks- no wonder the average guy is so fucked.
>>26931881
>some fat neckbeard/roastie spent 20 minutes typing up this ridiculous fantasy
O I'm laffin
>>26931881
this part was less gripping than the rest and leads me to believe it's a lie
good story overall though anon
you're a good fanfic writer, hooked me in
>>26931914
>>26931944
It is true whether or not you believe it.
We wrote back and forth for 7 months in between, too, you know.
>>26931983
Are you pregnant yet? When are you going to leave him for someone better and take half of his shit?
>>26932029
3 kids, all boys
I wasn't sure I wanted any kids at all until we had the first one. But he was so wonderful! And pregnancy and childbirth weren't as horrible as people told me.
They're 4 years old, 2 and a half and 1.
I stay at home, now, and he has gotten out of the army and works in sales.
>>26931247
Summer is just around the corner, perfect! Thank you, I really need to get out of here and have human interaction that isn't with my family or awkward exchanges with cashiers.
>>26932142
>sales
Gross, you can do better girl! You need a hot young stud that can take care of a milf like you ;)
No such thing as fembots.
Would like to see photos, I bet half of these girls are fairly decent but too fucked up in the head to get a relationship. Which is even sadder than actually ugly girls.
>>26932317
>I bet half of these girls are fairly decent but too fucked up in the head to get a relationship.
Well yeah, at least a couple of them have confirmed that. You can fix mental illness.
>>26932339
can't*
original shit
>>26932339
All women are inflicted with the terrible mental illness that is being female. Can't save any of them.
>>26928086
The stacy was trying to be nice to you, you stupid bitch. It's that sorority thing girls have going on
A chad has never passed one of his sides down to me.
>>26932317
I remember what my dad taught me
>"a certain percentage, about 1 in 20, of all women are crazy. I mean, really fucking *crazy*. Ugly, pretty, skinny, fat, white, black - doesn't matter. Some of them know it, some of them don't. But never forget that"
>>26928086
>tfw adding to my gudetama collection and pre-orded a trapbot
my life is good. if only i had a cute bf to kiss my feet when we fucked
>>26929775
>4'10" with big titties
Oh yes, my dick.
I want to marry a fembot.
>>26932511
About the same as people who want to stick their cock in a cactus.
>>26932530
I don't know - I always liked finding the shy ones with a real lack of confidence. Half the time it was because they hit puberty a little early and the other kids teased them so all you need to do is treat them like people without teasing them and poof! They're fine
>the ones that were actually abused are a lot worse
The great thing is, everything is new to them so if you are just patient and it is amazing to see them grow, flourish, and learn to enjoy life.
>find a pic of senpai sitting next to a girl from a few years ago when he was 14
>world starts falling apart
>immediately assume he hates me and is used goods
>immediately assume he cucked me even though he didn't even know I existed back thenbeing yandere is true hell
>>26932683
>"women"
Lol, get over yourself. He'll never like you.
>>26928970
Heya, great selection of husb...
>tumblr
kill yourself
>>26929290
That is so fucking female. Its pathetic he fell for it, but you're a cunt and a manipulative, cunniving shit.
>>26929775
>tfw no autist midget gf to cuddle with
