What is your deepest darkest secret?I used to suck my dad's dick for toy money.
>>26919296
That I'm a homosexual who desperately wants to suck dick. (Virgin tho)
Other than that, not much.
Im homophobic but have put things in my butt occasionally
I sucked a dick at the request of my then steam bf and put a sharpie in my butt
When I was like 9 I tricked/convinced my mom to show me her tits.
I will fucking bite.
Tell the story OP
>>26919296
For my first time, I sucked a qt trap's dick and fucked em for like 3 hours after taking MDM.
>>26919354
>>26919315
>>26919296
you're all lewd and cute
>>26919604
>Lewd
How is wanting to suck cock any more lewd than wanting to fuck pussy? I really should have been born a heterosexual. I'm not a Extroverted prancing rainbow in spats.
I had a sexual relationship with my little brother that started over a game of Street Fighter Alpha 2.
>>26919621
yeah you're right, totally not lewd
>>26919407
wow how'd you do that?
>>26919296
How can you say something like that without at least telling a story about it
>>26919296
This would be so hot if OP was a girl, but knowing r9gay, he's likely just a raging homoman
>>26919604
is it gay to want to ravage the ass of traps but not wanting to fuck guys?
>>26920115
i knew i wasn't the only one with a daddy/daughter fetish
post made up stories of lolis fucking their dads guys
>>26920253
Yeah, you just have a type
>>26920427
>mom is at school reunion so alone with daddy
>he wants daddy/daughter time
>still young but know what this means since we've done it plenty of times before
>lap sitting time
>daddy sits on my lap while I sport the biggest hardon known to man
>"Are you enjoying yourself?!", I scream in a bomming voice
>daddy can only nod as my 11 inch, uncut, upward curving cock enters his sweet boypussy
I got abused by a 15 year old girl when I was 18 because I was too scared to fight back
I've been in love with her ever since but she doesn't know
>>26920115
Are you some kind of retarded faggot? It wouldn't be hot at all if it was a girl. It being a boy is what makes it hot.
>>26920253
>is it gay to want to fuck guys but not wanting to fuck guys?
???
cummie
I had sex with my mom when I was 11 because her drug dealer wanted to watch me fuck her.
>>26921399
Detailed story pls.
Huge into zoo shit
I've killed my family's cat with rat poison
I used to dress up in my mom's clothes whenever she was out and jerk off. Stopped at 17 though
>>26921929
If by accident, sorry. if on purpose, get the fuck off 4chan you piece of shit.
>>26919296
story time fgt
>>26921965
le moralfag faec
>>26919296
that's called getting raped
>>26922330
sick fuck
>>26922382
>raped
I'm getting kind of sick of this meme.
>>26921937
I did the same. Also I molested my little sisteronce.
I plotted with my younger sister to poison our abusive father and kill him.
I do not approve of homosexual marriage and I disprove of trans reassignment surgery.
Saying that out loud is social suicide.
>>26922530
The question is, would you want a law to be passed that bans both?
>>26922556
Not at all, I don't care what other people do. While I may find it morally repugnant, I don't think it should be outlawed. However, I don't think churches should be legally obliged to perform gay marriages, nor do I think that gay couples should be allowed to adopt children. Studies consistently show long term, gender-specific negative effects for the children of homosexual couples.
Also, I think that sex reassignment surgery needs to stop being peddled as normal, and I think that the transgender cult needs to be stopped- look up sexchangeregret.com or transgenderreality.com to see how quickly any vulnerable teen or even tween can be tricked into believing they are transgender.
>>26922423story plox
Original desu
>>26922628
Hmm, I'd ask you for the studies on both claims but honestly my man, I do not fucking care.
Sorry.
>>26920600
Kek. 10/10 Not expected.
>>26921929
Go eat some yourself you sick shit.
>>26922663
Fair enough family.
In case anyone is curious though:
Same Sex Parenting:
http://factsaboutyouth.com/posts/are-children-with-same-sex-parents-at-a-disadvantage/
http://ic.galegroup.com/ic/ovic/ViewpointsDetailsPage/ViewpointsDetailsWindow?displayGroupName=Viewpoints&zid=a9764475de34e422c34761f9631ce865&action=2&catId=&documentId=GALE%7CEJ3010014234&userGroupName=viva2_tcc&jsid=d04
http://www.frc.org/issuebrief/new-study-on-homosexual-parents-tops-all-previous-research
Transgender Cult:
http://transgenderreality.com/2016/03/02/like-to-wear-comfortable-clothes-dislike-sexism-change-your-sex/
http://freethoughtblogs.com/zinniajones/2013/09/that-was-dysphoria-8-signs-and-symptoms-of-indirect-gender-dysphoria/
http://www.sexchangeregret.com/research
http://www.sexchangeregret.com/examples
>>26922794
The tricky thing about studies is that most folks don't know how to read them.
>>26922819
Please explain anon, how so?
>>26922842
It's kinda the same problem with statistics. Most folks aren't scientifically trained, so a lot of them take-away not-accurate or sometimes even false opinions from them.
Not saying you don't know how to read them, what I'm saying is that linking studies in arguments with normal folks is kinda pointless.
i was molested by two 18 year old girls when i was 13. first time someone sucked my dick.
was also molested by an older man at a summer camp around the same time.
>>26922914
>getting your dick sucked
>calling it "getting molested"
lol, u were one lucky 13 year old, getting action from two 18 year old bitches, playa playa
As a 15 year old, I had sex with a 20 year old girl. We dated for a while and my parents didn't disprove.
Looking back on it, I understand why the age of consent is 18, and I really wish I didn't give up my virginity to that cunt. Now 19, I understand that there is more to the age of consent than just being informed enough to know you should use protection and all that- it's about understanding the emotional ramifications of sex, and how sacred it really is.
I am ashamed of myself, and I feel dirty every day. I don't plan to have sex again until I am married.
Knocked my grandma up. She ended up giving the baby to a nice couple, and we keep it a secret between us.
>>26922953
lol u gay senpai, i bet it was a 20 year old DUDE
>>26922976
greentext NOW anon, that is nuts
>>26922992
Eeeh I don't wanna greentext it. Basically I went to live with her for a summer and we ended up trying a short fling. Turned into another year when she got pregnant, we had to make stuff up to our family so it wouldn't seem suspicious. The couple she gave the baby to couldn't have kids of their own, and she found them before she'd delivered the baby.
>>26923032
What the fuck? Were you born when your mom was 16? How do you manage to knock up an old woman?
>>26922382
>Are you some kind of retarded faggot? It wouldn't be hot at all if it was a girl. It being a boy is what makes it hot.
NORMIE GTFOFOFOFOFOFfjfnn pieces of shit dangling from my uncut balls blood dripping in my torn asshole from chads dad dick and my balls eaten by his brother Dick duck sick fuck heheheheheh memeMEEMEEE!!!!!mme i am so funny
read my comment you asshole!
>>26921929
>>26921965
>>26922786
>"Go eat some yourself"
That was my initial plan.
>Be 11yo me
>No_friends+disciplinary_problems.etc
>Contemplating suicide since forever
>Spent most of my early childhood at my grandma, since my dad is gone and my mom suck at being a mom.
>Feeling like my grandma is the only person that dont consider me as a problem.
>But now she's dead.
>A couple of weeks after she's gone: we are clearing up her house before selling it.
>Spot the rat poison in the basement
>Remember my grandma saying to me that it "Put the mouses to sleep" and then "Turn them into dust"
>NotSuchaBadWayToGo.gullible
>Not sure is gonna work tho, better do a test
>"If im going to see grandma, better bring the cat along. Right"
>>26919296
>I used to suck my dad's dick for toy money.
laughed
>>26920672
DICK MY
>>26926055 (part 2)
>Fast forward to stepdad's apartment, residence of Mitten; the 25lbs cat.
I liked this cat. It was a good cat.
>I proceed to wrap the poison pallet into ham pieces
>Feed the ham to the cat
>The fat fuck just keep gobbling it up as i give him
>I must have given him 40+ pieces over 1 hour
Nothing happened...
Nothing happened...
Something Happened
>Mitten start to have violent barfing motion, but nothing come out
Enter lucid panic state >"This is bad"
>Trow away the rat poison box,NO! too obvious"
>Go spill the pallets in a nearby wood, then burn the box
>Too much of a fucking coward to do it on myself now.
>Go back to house, there is green vomit everywhere on the kitchen floor
>The cat sit under a chair, not looking well
>I pick up the mess, but it still stink like death
>Take the cat and put him under the backdoor porch
>As i leave, he cry a desperate meow, not able to understand what is happening to him
>I go take a burning shower, I dont fucking care anymore
>"Why am I like this?"
>Stepdad shows up : "What's that smell Anon?"
>"Mitten as been sick, I've put him outside"
>"Ah."
>Mom comes back from work
>We eat
>No more question about the cat
>Go check on him after supper, he haven't move from where i've put him
>He his now laid down on his side and his respiration is irregular
>I pet him to comfort him
>He purrs
>"It might not be so bad afterall."
>>26919296
I felt my cousins tits when she was passed out. I was 22 she was 30
I'm exclusively attracted to fat older ladies
>cellulite
>massive thigh shelves
>flabby arms
>huge bellies
>saggy tits
I love it all
>friend had a mean pet bird
>went over his house to hang out one time when I was like 10
>his mom was cleaning its cage
>bird decided it was a great time to try and escape
>I turn the corner and see something flying at my face
>instincts take over and I just throw a punch at it
>was playing the orignal super smash all the time so I had Captian Falcon have my back and give me the strength needed to hit this mysterious thing out of the corner of my eye
>ended up punching friends bird down the entire hall til it landed under a window
>Tell friends mom it flew at the window
No one ever knew I got scared and falcon punched the my friends bird
>>26926088 (part 3)
>Next morning
>Mitten as moved a couple feet further under the porch
>He now bleed from his nose and mouth, and is too weak to raise his head.
>He still purrs when i pet him
>Mom goes "Dont go under there Anon, the cats go pee there"
>I cant let anyone see the cat in this condition.
>Carry him in the wood
>Go to school
>Mind is still on overdrive
>Ask grandma for help; i'm still fuck
>Nobody talk to me, so no one can see that something is wrong.
>Back home
>Didn't have the guts to go see the cat again
Never saw him again
Since then im haunted by a cat
>>26919407
I did this but with my semi attractive cousin. I was like 10.
I showed her my dick and she showed me her vagina
>>26926055
>>26926088
>>26926473
Oh good lawd.
When my sister was asleep I went to her room and gave myself a hand job and I am not joking.
I wish I was a girl or at least a trap
>>26926870
We all do anon.Not just you.
>>26919296
The scene in my bedroom everynight.
>pic related
>>26927164
How much was that?
Is it hard to clean?
What's its name?
Can you post vid of creampieing her?
>>26927207
Posted a few here: >>>/gif/8159230
>How much was that?
$2100 usd
>Is it hard to clean?
Very tedious, especially since I creampie her 90% of the time.
>What's its name?
Leah.
>Can you post vid of creampieing her?
Check out link. Theren are a few webms there.
>>26921965
Oh shut it faggot
>>26926473
Good job, anon. Cats are the scum of the Earth. I'd post what I do to my neighborhood cats to make you feel better but I'd probably get banned.
>>26927164
comb her hair you fucking savage
>>26919296
I want to fuck a cute boy.
I've identified as straight my entire life. I've only had these feelings the past 6 months.
>>26927482
I need to buy a new wig is what I need t ok do. Brushing it just rips it to shreds. It looked nice once upon a time though.
>pic related
>>26919315
People know,
they notice the way you look at men and fake looking at girls asses and whatnot. I didn't think people had any idea about me until I tripped on acid with some people and they just started calling me out. I laughed it off and we all carried on with the trip because thankfully they are good people, but it was enough to shake me a lot.
>>26919296I pretend to be a normie in outside occasions but secretly i am a wizard. I pretend to so I don't get picked on
>>26927626
you can't pretend to be a normie, normie
gtfo
>>26927642
>implying I do anything normies do
I just don't spill spaghetti like the majority of autists here do
I blackmailed my cousin and got her to suck my dick
I have a scat fetish and my first ever sexual experience with another person was paying a cute young dominatrix to shit in my mouth after a long facesitting session.
Picture isn't of me but shows what happened.
>>26927688
that's why you're a normie, you don't produce spaghetti
gtfo
>>26927730
so how did it taste like?
>>26927757
>implying I haven't learned from my mistakes
>imblying there isn't lots of other shit in my life that would classify me as a wizard
nigger I bet I am less of a normie than you are
>>26927775
Like shit to be perfectly frank with you.:^)Very bitter, like an exceptionally dark chocolate.
>>26926473
I can handle a lot of stuff, but animal abuse is just... No..
>>26927820
>imblying there isn't lots of other shit in my life that would classify me as a wizard
you don't even know what a wizard is, I thought the normie invasion thing was just a meme
guess I've been mistaken all this time
>>26926473
>He still purrs when i pet him
>>26926473
You should kill yourself--I'm serious. The world will definitely be a better place without you.
>>26926473
your story made me sick. i can only hope you are trolling.
>I pet him to comfort him
>He purrs
you are fucking horrible
>>26927830
any hint of her previous meals?
I did some gay shit with my best friend when I and him were 9yo. We thought it was normal. We've avoided talking about it for eleven years
>>26920672
Interesting.
I think I gave myself a new fetish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsaG8rJGlyQ
Death ASMR.
>>26922423
I know that meme, you're a dirt.
I like licking public bathroom toilets, intentionally stepping on dog shit and licking it off my shoe when I get home, sounding my self with worms and wearing diapers (usually while crossdressing), also masturbating to dead women.
I'm in love with someone that isn't my significant other. I love them, but they don't capture my attention anymore and I want a different life than they do. I've never cheated on them but I know it's not going to work in the long run, and I don't know how to break it off without them killing themselves. Fuck me.
>>26927950
I've tasted a few different women's shit now and generally it all tastes quite similar. My current girlfriend is a vegetarian so her shit is probably a bit "cleaner" than most, since eating lots of red meat will make shit smell much worse. I've also heard that eating whey protein can make shit taste a lot sweeter but haven't been able to confirm yet.
>>26928037
Oh and I drowned an animal for fetish reasons.
I put a pen in my ass once,it didn't feel good at all.
>>26928136
did you use some kind of lube?
I've been fapping to gay shit since I put a finger into my butt
>>26928136
That's incredibly tame for a 'deep, dark secret'
I ate my friend's Taco Bell that he had in the fridge. Sorry man, I was starving and high on drugs.
>>26928239
Pretty kinky.
>>26928239
I would have beaten you an inch from death for that
>>26928274
He didn't know who did it. There were a lot of us in the house at that time and we were all heavy into narcotics at the time.
i just want to have a cuteboy bf to ravage tb h
My best friend molested me a couple times when I was pretty young. His mom watched and facilitated it.
I didn't leave my bed for two days after my only friend blocked me on Steam and Skype.
>>26928353
I wish I knew what guys like you looked like.
>>26928472
i mean imo im pretty average
5 "11 190 lbs and ive been told im attractive before but i dont really think so
>>26926086
If it helps she looked like she was 10 because of her body and facial features
She had the vocabulary of a post-college grad with how she insulted me
>>26919604
definitely gonna need a source on that breh......
I rejected a girl because she was fat, ugly and had no personnality
Then I rejected a 10/10 girl with a 10/10 butt and a 10/10 personnality because I was too afraid to fucked up
>>26928551
>tfw I'm a little bit taller than you
>deepest darkest secret thread
FBI pls go.I want to be a passable trap with a fat butt that takes a cock in every hole.I want to fuck traps until they're quivering, cum-covered messes.I enjoy fucking myself in the ass with dildos.
>>26928705
are you cutie
i bet you are
>>26928994
>I enjoy fucking myself in the ass with dildos.
prove it
>>26929183
No need to prove anything famiglia, thehands free orgasmsspeak for themselves.
I can confirm that Iliterally crave cock in my assbecause of the times I'vecome from anal stimulation.
>>26929218
you're such a slut.. you sound pretty fun to bend over.
>>26927567
You're probably giving it away by being a prancing, effeminate faggot. I can keep my homosexuality under control, unlike you.
>>26919296
>met up with an internet friend at a con and let him suck my dick while he cosplayed as some anime girl
>let my 40 year old latino friend blow me while we used to do coke together and he'd buy me shit all the time since he was rich
>go to /hebe/ sometimes and fap
Can't think of anything else.
>>26929341
I wouldn't know. I'm more of acowgirl/reverse-cowgirltype.
>>26929496
>go to /hebe/ sometimes and fap
Off to jail with you, pedo scum.
>>26926473
I hope somebody poisons you.
>>26929496
>met up with an internet friend at a con and let him suck my dick while he cosplayed as some anime girl
fucking hot
>>26928623
looks like sissy scarlet
Let my 12 year old sister watch me fuck my GF when I was in High school.
>>26926473
Nice. Almost as bad as that one time I stabbed a goat about 6 months ago.
>I am not certain, but I think I had spent some time when I was in the 1st grade in a "special" program for "special" people. It was pretty cool, we raced snails and got to touch the teeth of a dead nurse shark
>I was held back in the first grade
I'm not very ashamed of the first two since they were probably cause by my lack of understand of the English language. My parents were Brazilian immigrants, having moved from Shanghai (business work) to Oklahoma. So I was only exposed to Portuguese and Chinese. I had to catch up with English. I was also very young for my class, so there was a secondary reason to being held back
>Most shameful: I only recently realized that it took me a long time for me to wipe my own ass. I was disgusted my poop, didn't want to touch it. I think it might've reached the point were my 1 year younger sister my have wiped my ass. Not sure, memory bleak.
>I'm pretty sure I'm not gay, I have no interest in gay sex. But I also am a KHV (hetero), sometimes I think it would be easier to get affection as a homo than a hetero.
>>26919318
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF /FIT/ FUCKING FAGGOT
>>26929728
Damn Illuminati are at it again. Your goat sacrifice problem is out of control, anon.
i want to be stuffed with huge cocks
preferably attached to traps, otherwise fake ones on women work too
not interested in men but im getting so desperate i can see my self breaking down and letting some guy fuck me
had sex with two of my family members
pushed one or more people to suicide and
let myself get fucked by bbc 2 times
seduced one of my nigger friends into fucking me 2 times
>>26929858
To be fair, when I found it it was already dead so it isn't really animal abuse. Now that I look back it is weird that I found a dead goat with it's face peeled off in the middle of the woods. Nobody would believe me but I found it like that. Might post the vid one day as long as nobody would get triggered and turn me into the feelings police haha.
>>26929531
that works tooas long as you're not like 180lbs
>>26929559
It's been a while since he blew me. Want to cosplay as a cute anime girl and suck me off while I play games?
I cross dress and have really kinky sex.
I have such poor self esteem that I can be honest all the time even to the point of detriment myself but I still don't like making other people feel bad so I can bring myself to withhold words when it comes to other people's problems our outright lie by denying that I know anything.
>>26930007
no thanks, already have a qt dressing up to do that for me.
>>26929973130lb.
No bully.
I've tried to masturbate my prostate by shoving things up my ass. Never felt anything though.
I had regular sex with three homeless men. Two were fat black men with small dicks and one was a Hispanic guy with a big dick. I let them do whatever they wanted to me and I let them cum in me. Felt like the biggest piece of shit ever but getting used like a toy by unsuccessful, unattractive men makes me feel amazing. My biggest fear is having my family and people I know find out.I was a 17 year old virgin at the time it started. I sat down next to a man in a park and he started talking to me. We talked for a long while before he started complementing me. I knew then that he wanted more and I got a little turned on by the idea. It was the first time a man told me I was attractive. He ended up rubbing me and doing increasingly sexual stuff until he started feeling my breasts and vag. I didn't stop him and we eventually went to a public bathroom and had 5 minute sex. We agreed to meet each other again in the park at the same time and we continued the relationship for over 2 years.
It feels like a huge weight on my chest hiding this and it makes me feel like a huge piece of shit for doing it.
>>26927990
tfw no cute girl to mortally wound me and make fun of me while I'm slowly dying
>>26930091
Lol 130? How pathetic, are you even 5'8''?
>>26930178
christ letting homeless people fuck you bare?
tell me this is just a fag playing out his fantasy and that you didn't actually do this
you could have fucking aids already
>>26930209
It's true. I had a fetish for it after browsing 4chan for a few years. No problems yet, but I've never had a boyfriend.
>>26929955
Robobro, for real? That's like some creepypasta shit.
>Why'd you stab the already dead goat though?
>What were you doing in the middle of the woods?
People who get triggered can bugger off to Tumblr.
>>26929938
>tfw no cute white trap/femboy to breed in between rounds of vidya
>>26930180
while smoking.
It's optional. and the eyepatch.
But if I had to pick I'd want both.
I don't think the eyepatch works on its own.
>>26930232
You need to get tested, just in case, anon. Stay safe!
>>26930288
I'm actually scared to get tested. I don't want to know if I do have something. No problems yet anyway. Thanks for the advice.
>>26930319
at least use a condom from now on
>>26922953
When I was 16 I fucked a 26 year old landwhale. It was kind of weird looking back, but I don't really have any regrets about it. She's dead now though
>>26922883
Like showing your dad your minecraft world.
>>26930178
I feel dirty reading this
>>26930178
If it means anything I don't think you're a piece of shit at all.
>>26926473
Die please
Seriously go kill yourself
>>26926473
I'm sorry anon, that sounds traumatizing
>>26919296
Oh hello Erica
>>26930178
lol if that's true can you imagine how lucky that bum would have felt.
Can one of the crypto-normies who are actually messed up in the head tell me if other normies are like this. I love stories of hearing people who present themselves as totally normal to hide stuff like a middle aged man having an affair with a twink in a gay bath house.
>be me
>11 maybe
>school camp
>in the same cabin as my best friend
>night time
>he tells me to come over to him so we can chat
>i do
>we talk about random stuff for a while
>things get weird
>next thing u know my hand is in his sleeping bag
>i jerk him off
we didn't talk about it for years
>be 14
>he stays the night at my house
>we talk about what happened that night on school camp
>i suck his dick
>wank him off
>make him cum in my mouth
>he does the same to me
we are both 18 now and hes ashamed of what happened
>i loved it and have questioned my sexuallality since
>no one knows about this
>>26930007sounds kinda hotwhere do you live anon
>>26930936
yeah i want more bathhouse stories
just to see if that's what most normies are like, i don't like the stories themselves or anything
>>26929380
People can tell when they see where your eyes go. You look at guy's crotches and trust me people notice. I don't care how masculine you are.
I own a butchered mulp plush with a BD fleshlight and a dokidoki fleshlight jammed in it
It has been confiscated by the police before and returned to me
I am also only attracted to one person at a time and at the moment its a mcdonalds working trans girl
Thinking about her brings anything from happy thoughts to dreams of her being raped and murdered
>be very sick one night
>too lazy to go to restroom
>puke in cup
>forget about cup for 4 months
>find it again, and it's over come by mold and like, my own stomache cheese
>>26931151
..why did the cops have it?
I fondled a child once.
>>26930530
Kek.Incredibly persetive tbqhwyfam
>>26930187
I'm barely 5'8".No bully.
>>26931540
pump and dump material imho
>>26931450
Internet friend was a bit of a pedo
Had a video of us stoned and drunk laughing at cp when he came down from scotland
Popo found it and nicked my computer, anything that can store information and anything sexual
The one thing im glad of is that they had put it back in the bag by the time my dad had arrived on the scene
Blackmailed my aunt into fucking me.
Many, many times.
Got her pregnant and now her cuck husband is raising my spawn
I still fap to those memories of her crying as I fucked her ass
>>26931609
Requesting story of whatever happened there anon
>>26931609
How can you fap to someone crying?
You are a piece of shit.
>>26931540
You're so tiny. It wouldn't even be difficult to strip you and force your legs spread.
>>26919296
I probably have a 5 yr old in New York from getting this girl pregnant.She tried to contact me but I blocked her number and she didn't know my last name or anything else. I'm currently 20 and gay after figuring it out, with a boyfriend. I think about it everyday. I know I'm a piece of shit.
>>26919296
>be me
>be like 5 or 6
>mums boyfriends son is of a similar age
>knows about sex and shit
>end up rubbing our flaccid genitalia together in bed during sleep overs
>sucks my 6 year old dick
>suck his 6 year old dick
>similar events happen with my cousin and brother a few years later.
I wonder if this is the reason I like femboys somewhat.
>>26924355
Yep. Grandma had mom when she was young, and mom had me when she was young.
>How do you manage to knock up an old woman?
Enough sex and thinking contraceptives weren't necessary.
>>26919296
>telling your deepest, darkest secret
>having a secret you can tell openly
>implying I'm not taking mine to the grave
I fucking hate this shit so fucking much
>>26919296
I used to share my homemade lunch with my friend then I started jizzing in it I would add extra spices and salt to cover up the flavor I got addicted to doing it. It got to point where we stopped hanging out because I can't look him in the eye without feeling shame and guilt
>>26931630
Lol normie detected
I get off on women in pain
>>26931625
>lived with us when she moved here
>really fucking hate her cus she's messy and eats my good
>snoop through her room and find cocaine
>my parents are crazy religious
>take pics of drugs
>next time we're home alone, confront her
>she gets mad then starts crying cus if she gets kicked out, she's homeless in a foreign country
>tell I won't tell if she fucks me
>virgin at the time
>she just goes completely quiet and starts undoing my pants
>sobbing the whole time, I facefuck her
>switch and cum in her vagoo
>she tells me to delete the pics now
>nahhh
>tell her if she keeps fucking me til she moves out, I won't tell
>she says no
>next time we're at home
>put on breaking bad
>parents and aunt in room
>tell them that it's a show about drugs and they tell me how bad drugs are and how I'll be disowned if caught using etc etc
>give smug look at aunt the whole time
>that night, sneak down to her room and fuck her ass while she cries
>continue just using her body
>she moves out
>preggers.jpg
>finds some cuck husband
>now they live together and raise my kid
>>26931148
I don't think you need to worry about me. You sound a lot gayer than I am.
>>26931852
thanks for the semi boner
>>26919296
I was raped by my older brother
I'm a guy
>>26931915
Did you enjoy onii-chan's cummies?
>>26931852
I could get off to it
>>26931630
That kids gonna be entertaining to see grow up,
Thanks for the story
>>26931852
I don't know how to feel about this wonderful/horrible thing
>>26930237
>>Why'd you stab the already dead goat though?
Needed to get some anger out and if I can handle field dressing a deer, I can play with an already dead goat without hurting anyone/anything
>>What were you doing in the middle of the woods?
Something I also do (more often then goat stabbing haha). I find the woods relaxing espically in the summer time when everything is green. To each their own I suppose.
Yea I've got two videos I captured on my phone
Im giving money to my only friends sister so she would persuade him to talk to me and hang out more often
>>26919296
>be me, 15 years old
>go swimming with neighbourhood friend, his gay brother joins us
>feeling horny af
>constant semi emerging from beneath tight wet speedos
>gay brother flirts with me in pool
>rubs his ass against my cock, grabs my ass etc
>it's a secret; trying not to let his brother see what is going on
>cock is literally throbbing at this point
>cock greasy with precum
>go into showers after swim, more inconspicuous ass/cock rubbing
>go home, cum hard
>weekend after, at friends house
>go out to bathroom
>friend's gay brother comes out of his room, as if he was waiting for me
>grabs me by the crotch and leads me to bathroom
>gets on knees and unzips me, freeing my throbbing boy cock
>starts sucking my cock
>don't cum
>he gets his cock out
>i begin sucking it, but honestly feel kind of disgusted
>stop
>sheepishly leave bathroom
>never see friend again
When my daughter sits on my lap, I get an erection.
>>26919296
I used to bring home a 16 year old boy home from school when I was 14 that my parents just thought was a "homework buddy" But really we were fuck buddies and he fucked me as soon as they left. Now I'm soon 16 and he's soon 18 and now we are just friends. Not seeing each other alot since its awkward as fuck.
I was only friends with one of my friends in high school because I was fucking his sisters. One was older, the other was younger. The older was 18, the younger was 13. We were 14.
He was a really awkward and annoying kid. Felt good fucking his sisters. I still fuck the younger one. The older one is married now. I thought I was a fucking boss having an adult suck my dick. Great feeling.
>>26932123
How old?
Ever fugged?
>>26932176
>justwalkupandsayhi.png
>>26930178
well, enough 4chin for me today
>>26932176
>14 year old fucking a 16 year old
Sounds hot as fuck anon.
>Now I'm soon 16 and he's soon 18
In before underaged b&
I guess everyone in this board has fucked, going from this thread. This is really is normie central now.
>>26928394
For 2 days you pissed in your bed?
>>26919296
i groomed and had sex with 3 teenage girls.
they were between 14 and 16.
i'm 29
I'm bi. I don't plan on telling my friends any time soon, and I think I'll tell my parents once I'm already married to a girl.
I've tried to ERP with people over steam for a long time, all of them have ended in failure and getting blocked/deleted, all just to convince myself that I'm just slightly bisexual, or even sexual at all.
>>26932019
/x/fag here. post vids somewhere or mega, I love goats
I came incredibly close to shooting up my school in middle school. I guess that counts.
I also have massive spanking fetish, particularly the idea of being spanked by a mother figure.
i don't have secrets anon
In fact you can say I am a secret.
>>26931852
>i get off on women in pain
I get off on women causing me pain
I've wanted to die since I hit puberty.
When I was 14, the Chris-chan fiasco was in full swing, and I decided that I had an idea to kill myself spectacularly.
I was going to start making videos about myself being a real life pokemon master with the greatest collection of pokemon merch in the world, and it would just be all the toys and shit I had left from when I was a little kid.
And I would just do more and more outrageous shit until I finally got people interested.
I would have fallen for every troll that came after me, done everything they wanted.
I was fully prepared to be naked on cam, fuck myself with a sharpie, rub jelly on my tits, whatever they wanted, I was going to make it fucking spectacular.
I would have gone public with it even, like going to Slackers and making a fucking fool of myself.
I was going to make myself even more entertaining than Chris-chan.
And then, maybe a year later, I would wait until something like a major betrayal happened, like when Chris got dumped by BlueSpike, and I would make a huge crazy live stream and end it by killing myself on cam.
And I was going to have a video timed to be posted the day after I was for sure dead.
I wrote a script for it and still have it saved.
"Hey everyone, I'm so glad you've all enjoyed all this. All I've ever wanted to do is make people laugh, and I finally really did it. I hope I made enough of an impression and made enough of you laugh or feel happy or feel good that you're better than someone at least, that you'll remember me. All my life, I just wanted someone to like me, even if it's just because they know I can make them laugh by being stupid. I finally got what I wanted from life, and now I can finally leave. Thank you all so much for helping me get strong enough to move on. I don't know what comes after this life, but I hope wherever I go, I remember you all. I hope you'll remember me too.
tl;dr, you got trolled"
I'm finally going to do it this year.
>>26930178
>tfw women would rather fuck homeless bums than you
>>26932984
>I've wanted to die since I hit puberty.
Why though?
>>26933028
I'm a bad person.
badblox
>>26933082
Be more elaborate, self-loathing anon-kun.
I want to fuck my cousin.
She is hot and going to move in with me in 2 weeks. It would be gay to find her unattractive.
She has no idea.
>>26933085
I'm just not good.
There's nothing good about me, no one enjoys my company, and I don't have anything to offer the world.
If I were to die, the world be a tiny bit better, if only because I wouldn't be eating up resources that other people could have.
I want to do the one nice thing I can do.
I think maybe it's my only hope of making up for being here so long.
>>26933028
If you didn't want to die during puberty, you really don't belong here.
>>26926473
I dont get this fucking meme. Nobody gives a shit about people dying, but animal cruelty makes them rage and etc.
>>26933123
that's it? What a cuck! How fucking innocent is that, I wanted to fuck all my cousins when I was 5.
>>26931540
>skinny manlet craves cock in ass and cums from dildos
I'm not even into guys but I admit my dick twitched. I'd probably fuck you deep if you dolled up nicely
>>26919296
You a girl or a guy?
>>26932123
yeah same with my younger cousin, I was 16 she was like 8
>>26933405
>implying Im not a normie
peace out nerds
I post here all day and act different parts, sometimes I reply to myself but reality isI'm a normie.
In 4 years of being here, I have never intentionally posted a lie on 4chan.
>>26922842
As a Medical Statistician by trade I have to agree with the guy your replying too. My job is looking at old peer reviewed studies in Medical Journals and disproving them. For example, i'll assume you aren't statistically literate, but in general, a low p value implies something is good or that it is relevant.
There was a study in late 2000's about the correlation between blood pressure and the birthweight of children. The study was done, p-values were found and the study revealed that blood pressure has a linear relation to some illness.
It was a very technical review, some models with 18+ regressor variables, some were changed to response/indicator. And it painted the picture quite well and was worldly accepted.
However, if you actually checked the models for specific intervals, you found there wasn't a correlation at all between certain intervals. Lets say you have a class of young children, 20 are 1m tall, then 5 are (in the context) about 40m tall.
You can plot the models and it could look like a linear coefficient between them. But as you and I know the 40m tall students are huge outliers, but in medical statistics this is harder to tell when something is an outlier.
Tldr; Even the researchers behind papers can be wrong, let alone the non-specialised readers or even non academic readers.
While my sister was sleeping, I fingered her and made her give me a blowjob.
Ten years later, I still enjoy the memories. I still get horrendous guilt trips every time though.
Some background info: when I was 18 I fled to Seattle to start doing adult things with my life (no jobs in my small town, wanted to leave home, allowed for more independence etc.) and ended up staying with family among people I met through couchsurfing.
>Be me, on the bus to Seattle
>Get an email that my couchsurfing host canceled on me
>Can't go back home because then I won't be able to work my next several shifts and they'll fire me
>Post on Craigslist asking to crash on somebody's couch (fuck it, right?)
>Get an offer, meet the guy later after I get off work
>He shows me his apartment which is attached to a seedy hotel on Aurora Avenue
>Kept seeing one red flag after another, something constantly seemed wrong, couldn't help but feel like this guy was trying to get something out of me
>Later realize he's expecting me to have sex with him. He mentions things but doesn't coerce me.
>He's a crusty old man so he falls asleep early
>I catch some shut eye, pack up my things silently, and leave
It was among the shittiest and most hazardous things I've ever had to deal with.
The story does have a happy ending, however. I stuck to the hustle long enough and ended up with a much better job.
>>26933634
ever since I saw that TED talk about how studies don't publish negative results I've been suspicious of studies. I used to know the name of the study that studies all the studies in a study to figure out if it has any measure of worth. About all I found out is that acupunture is a big 'I dunno lol', same with aspartame. I stopped drinking aspartame/sulacrose because I realized it was making me feel dehydrated when I wasn't.
>>26933891
>Post on Craigslist asking to crash on somebody's couch (fuck it, right?)
you have courage
I'd probably sleep in a park than do that.
>>26931014Florida.Which anime girl would you cosplay as for me?
>>26919296
Judging from post itt i haven't got a secret that bad.
I pissed all over my friend when she 12, i was 9, was asleep. Felt guilty and turned off my piss fetish ever since. No one found out.
