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>he makes success with girls the focus of his life
Why do you do this?
Why do some of you base your entire self worth around having a girlfriend or getting laid?
Because I have everything else I want in life.
>>28802566
>he makes success with girls the focus of his life
Wrong. My life has no focus.
>>28802566
Having a GF is a status symbol. If the other men can tell you've made it with a woman, then you earn their respect. It is what society tells us is right, and we do our best to fit in.
my wrist is only 5 inches
who else /skeleton/ here?
My DICK IS THAT THICK BOI WTF FAMALAM???
My dick is literally thicker than your wrist.
>>28802542
Are you a fucking toddler?
>straighten back
>back starts to hurt
>have to back to slouching
>>28802531
So you're a manIet?
The sad truth is that you must strengthen your back. See a physiotherapist, if you can afford.
Short term loss, long term gain
What's your reason for living /r9k/?
Mine is to see how long I can go and to see what kind of cool future shit is going to happen
we already have electric cars and cellphones
the world will end before the next cool thing
>>28802517
>implying the world ending isn't classified as cool future shit
i guess i'm a narcissist
i wouldn't be satisfied with just killing myself due to my great hatred for people but i'd never kill enough to be satisfied enough to die
I have a really good idea for an app but I an a loner with zero programming skills. What can I do?
>>28802430
What is it? Also, there's plenty of online resources if you think you can learn.
>>28802499
http://tryobjectivec.codeschool.com/levels/4/challenges/22
Be forewarned, learning any sort of code is pretty hard and you have to be diligent and in a good state of mind, try doing some light exercise before.
>>28802773
I dont even understand what I'm supposed to do.
>birthday
>only 2 people have said "Happy birthday" to me
>there are people that think of you enough to remember your birthday
Get out you normalfag
>>28802364
>had 2 people that wished him happy birthday
Get the fuck out normie :^)
Happy birthday anon!
I hope you have a happy birthday, and I'm sorry that not many people remembered it, but fuck them.
>Have an important presentation for university tomorrow
>haven't prepared
>haven't read over material
>can't sleep
>wide awake
>will possibly die/fail
>dubs decides what course of action I take
>>28802351
Just dont go, its your best option
get drunk and wing it
pull a sam hyde
What other boards do you guys have a soft spot in your heart for?
>/fit/
>/pol/
>/tv/
>>28802248
/l/
/trash/
/po/
Please don't tell me that any of you are unironically posting on /pol/, /b/ or /v/ past the age of 20.
>>28802298
Up boated friend :^)
Oregonian
>skyrim came out in 2011
>>28802203
where has all that time gone?
>>28802226
ln your pocket?
>tfw still play it
>tfw I use no mods
How the fuck do you robots who are still in school spend your summers? I have 3 months of no friends before uni and don't know what to do.
eh, days kind of blend into one hellish existance.
you could spend those 3 months seriously hitting the gym for like 2-3 hours a day.
>>28802201
whenever i find out someone is going to uni right after high school on here, it instantly makes them a normalfag
you are a fucking normalfag
only normalfags can afford to dick around for 2 years bullshitting at university, on mom and dads money, robots go to community college
>>28802241
>OP how dare you fight your depression and attempt to make something of yourself.
Working 30 hours a week in high school for 4 years to afford this shit. Go back to your cave anon.
I'm looking forward to another beautiful weekend
i finally feel better about myself after seeing that picture....
To a beautiful weekend
Wats his sc username? Lol
You have to be 25 or older to post in this thread.
How many of you 25+ niggas still live with your parents? 26 here with little hope of ever moving out.
I'm 19 and I just posted in this thread.
>>28802067
26, live with parents, KHHV, have never had a job, no idea what to do with my life
28. Still have the mentality of a 16 year old
>has millions of dollars
>Millions of followers
>has never worked a day in his life
>gets any woman he wants
>can do pretty much anything he wants
>All because his daddy was rich
Why is life so unfair?
>>28802031
the real question is what the fuck is this
Hasn't he almost died from overdosing a few times?
Also he has to pay women to be around him, he doesn't get "any" woman he wants
He's a poker genius. Don't you know anything?
>tfw Chad friend and mom keeps giving my number to women
Why is it such a big fucking deal if you are single to normieshits it's so damn stupid. It's like they can't comprehend such a thing. It not only embarrasses me they so this, it sends my anxiety to autism level making me nervous as hell talking to women even thinking about it.
Wait. Chad friend and his mom or your Chad friend and your mom?
>>28802026
Get your Chad friend to hook you up you faggot. This is a golden opportunity.
Just accept the autism, fail a bunch of times and watch the anxiety reduce each time. Then you will get laid. It's the only way anon.
>>28802026
do you want a gf or not?
You have been muted for too seconds because you're comment was not original.
how the FUCK are we meant to compete!!!??
As a black man.
Damn
Or as pol says, sheeeeiiit
>>28802001
>the fucking filename
>that's what i came to say
>>28802001
In this environment we're just failed variations, there is no evidence of intent.
