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Why haven't you started lucid dreaming yet?
>Ask yourself every moment of every day if you are dreaming
>After a week you will start asking yourself inside your dreams
>Result
It's that easy and then you can do whatever you want, be whoever you want, and fuck whoever you want. There are no limits and nothing you can't do. You get to experience life on cheat mode for 8 hours every night. It's your own personal holodeck. And best of all, it's totally free. Why haven't you started yet?
Because all I have are nightmares and wake up 3 times within a 6 hour period. I (lucid) dream just about every time I sleep. I wrecks my whole day.
Also. I wake up BEFORE my alarm goes off everyday. I don't even have to use one now.
>>28801474
I've been interested in trying this op, got any links to good guides to learn how?
>fuck whoever you want
How would I know what sex feels like if I've never experienced it
Who /uglyfacemole/ here?
Want to get plastic surgery but it's like over $1000
thats really not a big issue
stop being a faggot
grow a beard to cover it up until you can afford to get it removed.
>>28801431
>Want to get plastic surgery but it's like over $1000
What, it cost like $200 to get a mole removed by a normal dermatologist. They just cut it off. It's a 2 minute procedure.
My therapist says I have to make one friend before the end of 2016. And it can't be someone online, it has to be a real life friend.
How the hell?
>>28801376
We are all your friends here.
Now tell your therapist you wish you were a girl so she helps you grow a pair of boobs which in turn you will show to your friends from 4chan.
just lie. when my therapist asks me to do shit like that i lie. i don't see how they expect me to do that.
>>28801376
How do you get a therapist without anyone knowing? I would like some therapy but don't want to show weakness to my friends and parents.
Anyone else hate their nose? I'm an otherwise good looking guy, but I fucking hate my nose. Especially from the side I look like a bird. Its also slightly crooked. I always feel like people are starring at it, also I'm always looking at other peoples noses. I don't have 8k for a nose job and I'd be too scared to get one anyways, this sucks. Not even jewish btw, northern italian.
>not jewish
>literally what kikes say to avoid CLEANSING
>mfw
>>28801359
>Not even jewish btw, northern italian
Me too, lad. I hate it. I'm even asked if I'm either Jewish or Bosnian. I loathe looking at pictures of myself from the side, and when I smile it hooks downward. Fuck.
Once I have the money to spare I'll get it fixed.
im the same op. i have a big nose thats crooked and makes me look like a bird from the side. i dont really like it but at the same time theres nothing i can do about it other than accept it. in the end, if people are going to care about how my nose looks, they arent worth my time. its such a small factor i just dont care anymore. it is what is it and theres nothing you can do about it.
should I work at an old folks home
it's a pretty comfy job desu, unless you're cleaning up shit.
>>28801292
I volunteered at one and it was shit, literally. The halls smell like shit and the state of some of the patients is really depressing
I'd only do it if the hours and pays were better than anything else you had on the table
it smells like poop
it pays poorly
advancement opportunities are non existent
>missed out on teen sex
please someone tell me there is still hope for landing a hot (legal) teen gf
you want a lie or a made up story?
This is propaby the most depressing thing about growing up a robot...
explain to me exactly what "you missed out on". in what way is teenage sex different than sex at 20? or 25? or even 30? I'm legitimately curious as to what it is you think you missed out on. what about sex as a teen different?
>being trained as a cashier at a grocery store
>get called to managers office after break
>so anon, hows your training going?
>It's going fine I guess
>so fine?
>yeah
Trainer gets called in
>Well anon, this puts me in a very awkward position
>You're touching yourself inappropriately
>huh
>It's been reported that you've been touching yourself very inappropriately and it needs to stop NOW
>O-Ok
>you need to use hand sanitizer before handling people groceries but just don't do it. I mean I understand you don't realize you're doing it but you got to stop
>Ok thanks for telling me
>Thank you anon for taking this criticism so maturely
Lol I must have been scratching my crotch or ass while on the line and didn't even know it.
It was probably my fat black trainer, a white trash employee, or a conservative customer who reported me.
It's not like I was sticking my hands down my pants
I'm embarrassed now
at least i didn't get fired.
How are you some of you this socially retarded?
I sperged out during my cashier training so now I just unload the trucks in the back, people complained that I was rude, my store seems to have lonely old people come in expecting a full on chat....
>>28801173
Better question is why are there so many social rules.
Sounds like fascism
Thinking about my place in the universe and if I exist for a reason.
Robots, what do you think is the meaning of life?
there is not meaning , if life have a meaning would last forever
The meaning is what you make of it.
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
The only logical end goal of life is death.
The only reason we treat death with a degree of morbidity is because it's an uncertain event, we don't know what will happen after we die. The purpose of life is irrelevant since the goal is death, so what you do with your time between birth and death is relevant to you and only you. Essentially, the meaning of life is what you make of it, because compared to the meaning of death it's arbitrary.
Robots I need help, there's this kid at school who always talks shit to me and acts like a dick to me all the time his number is (210) 900-8869 do what you please
I'm sure you'll figure it out yourself....
>>28801054
He is into you
Pound his BP
>>28801135
He's some Chad faggot who bullies alot of kids and acts like a asshole to everyone.
>posted my dick earlier
>get dick tingles
>some fembot is furiously schlicking to a picture of my dick at this very moment
that isn't very likely. more likely a couple of gay dudes pleasuring themselves to it.
>>28801027
more likely no one is
>>28801027
>implying it wasn't you
>implying I didn't feel almost violent tingles in my dick as you feasted on your robo eyes on a picture of my dick
![13226966_1156025567752150_9148558228805183160_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xGSuoW7.jpg "13226966 1156025567752150 9148558228805183160 n[1]")
someone just unironically posted this on normiebook. i'm honestly speechless
>>28800973
>having normiebook
Go back to /v/ normalfag
>>28800973
Why would that make you speechless? Nothing special here.
you clearly don't watch the show. that scene was heart wrenching.
Why don't you have a beautiful black gf yet r9k
I sincerely hope this is bait and your not actually proposing that that is an attractive human being, nigger or no.
Where is the love for beautiful black women at?
>>28800963
white features tblox
Post interesting things you find on these random pic/vid generators
Imgur: http://random-images-from-imgur.free-forum-or-site.com/
Youtube: http://randomyoutube.net/watch#
didn't mean to post as a reply
I found some thicc chicks
Some girl with nice tits
Probably easier to find good content on the imgur generator
Hey /r9k/
My Mom just died.
To be short, AMA and post feels.
I love you Mom.
>>28800914
>My Mom just died.
i know people handle grief differently, but really dude? were you not close or something?
>>28800914
My mom has lupus and pancreatic cancer. She will die around the time my daughter is born.
>did you know she was going or was it a surprise?
If you knew, was it easier because you were prepared?
I'm in this refusal to accept the inevitable stage where I'm just ignoring this fact that she's going soon and pretending she is gonna make it. It's stage 4. Too late to do anything about it. She's not even doing chemo so it's like she isn't even sick because she doesn't look it. I've been giving her THC chocolate bars and marijuana cookies from Colorado because she refuses pain medication because she knows I'm an addict. So she's going without because she knows I'll steal her pain pills and I'm the primary caretaker right now. My fiance who is 3 months pregnant is only 9 miles away, but still. I'm living back at home helping my dead mom and it hasn't sunk in yet.
What do I do to get ready for this. How do you feel right this second? Emotionally I mean.
>>28801041
My Mother hated me. My Father and her were in the middle of separating.
>>28801198
It was a surprise. I would have probably have done anything I could to stop her even though she didn't love me. And anyways, you may think you are ready. You may hate her or love her. When she dies, you may not react for a while, maybe even years, but at some point, you will break down. Even if she did the worst things, you will cry. It feels terrible. I honestly almost killed myself when she dies. I am sorry you have to go through this pain. I wish you luck, but at least you have a Daughter to love. I am sorry to the both of you if my writing is poor, I am not in the best of states at the moment, of course.
>23
>dropped out at the last semester of college
>working at mccucks
I want to go back. But to start something new entirely
Anyone else went back to education and made it
>tfw 21
>tfw dropped out of two careers already
>tfw don't know what to do
I dropped out of college when I had about 6months left to go.
I did try going back the next year when I didnt feel like such a mess, but it didnt work out. All the terrible feelings and thoughts somehow instantly returned to me, full force the moment I sat down on a chair in class.
The first day there after all that time, I froze on the chair and couldnt even say my name when asked. I walked out early and eventhough it has been like 5-6 years from it, Im not planning on ever going back.
I dont know what happened exactly. I felt mostly confident going back, figured that I'll go through it no matter what. I was motivated, but once I sat down, all that resolve just dissapeared. Now Im just terrified of the thought of ever going to college again.
>>28800890
Reminder this snake makes himself smell like girl snakes, lures a bunch of males to his position, which begin to have a snake orgy, and then the snake goes and fucks some bitches
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