in this thread you ask seemingly stupid question that you should be able to answer according to normiestandards and hope for sporadic normiewisdom in your fellow robots that allows them to answer it
Are you all having secret orgies lmao
is some " talent " required to maintain a functioning relationship once you get into it ?
or is the answer just bee urself actually a adequate answer to this if the girl truly loves you ?
>>28805249
what in the ever loving fuck do you even do with a woman? ( not sexually, stick dick in pucci I know) I don't really want a girlfriend but every now and then I imagine having one. But I can never figure out what the fuck do you do with them, I can't take them to the gym, fishing, or shooting,since most of them don't like that stuff. I can't have them sit there while I sculpt or carve shit. I don't have a T.V so no shitty show watching and I'm in College so I can't afford to go out...
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>her face when you Iook at her
>>28805212
>tfw a girl actually appeared to be interested in me once
>now she doesn't even look at me or notice me
>>28805286
>tfw same
>tfw she got back together with a piece of shit dude who cheated on her
>tfw qt grill friend has said I am funny and smart and hot (8/10 her exact rating)
>tfw she has no romantic feelings for me because she is still in love with her shitbag ex who broke her heart
When does the pain stop
4chan.org/r9k/
>>28805181
4chan.edu/faq/memes
>>?normie=true
>>28805181
>4chan.org/r9k/catalog
Kill me
Instead of putting a bullet in my skull like a normal person, I'm going to try to take over the world and see how far I get before I get myself killed.
In the event of my success, I don't really have any goals.
Any suggestions?
>>28805109
Go to a psychologist. There is medication for delusions of grandeur
Create a ASI
doors of the basement?
What do NEETs feed themselves?
I have some uncooked pasta. I'm pretty hungry now, too, fambot.
i eat scrambeled eggs with cheese or fried ramen noodles and i eat about a 1000 calories a day, im relaly scrawny but i havent lost mass.
i just dont care to eat
Almost the exact thing every day
Breakfast:
>Half a box of Cocoa Krispies with milk
>Half a box of Apple Jacks with milk
>Two or three Monsters
Lunch:
>Four McDoubles
>Four McChickens
>Oreo McFlurry
>Chocolate shake
>Two more Monsters
Dinner is usually a large meal from a fast food restaurant...
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Why not go gay, r9k? That's what I did and I feel fulfilled now. I'm a strong white mans bitch and he gives my ass a pounding and makes me feel good about myself.
Who not find a sugar daddy, r9k?
>>28805040
Try as I might, I can't find the thought of a man's cock in my asshole arousing.
>>28805063
Really?maybe you're a top
>>28805040
>tfw went gay but nobody wants me
Life is always suffering for robots
>Heartbroken parents find their daughter, 18, dead in her sleep hours after they took her home from prom where she had been 'drinking alcohol'
>Anna Jaskulka, 18, was found unresponsive in her room after her parents brought her home from prom Saturday night in Maplewood
>She was in full cardiac arrest when police arrived and died shortly after
>Police say the senior had been drinking and are waiting for a toxicology test to determine if she had...
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>>28804942
Fuck off back to buzzfeed.
>>28804942
>She was in full cardiac arrest when police arrived
How was she arrested before the cops got there?
>the nicest pic the family found for news still makes her look like a retarded whore.
Sweet dreams fellow robots and have a goodnight
If dubs I have good dreams tonight for once
>>28804934
is he kneeling to a poster?
>>28805000
You get a wet dream for trips, anon
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
>>28804921
You're asking the wrong board. famalam
It's like the temporary self worth you feel when you visit grandmammy and she calls you a big strong boy,
Except it's every single second of every single day.
Weird. Don't know what to do with it.
all i see are incels here desu
I wish
I don't even enjoy it but I'm still addicted to fapping and, by extension, probably sex.
I'm waiting until marriage, does that count?
I'm asexual, but I guess you could consider that voluntary.
>May 25th, 2016
>>28804871
>Almost as good as may 16th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnusAz6i1yk
What productive things have you done since the last time you've seen one of these threads?
>>28805041
I've read 30 pages out of the 140 that I need in order to reach my goal of finishing these three books by June 1st.
http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm
what's your score
>41
welp
Higher is better?
51
>You scored a total of 32
ok
>>28804778
I also got 41
welp
I thought Chad was nothing more than a meme till today.
>be me
>there is a cute girl in my class
>think about talking to her today
>pussy out since she doesn't even acknowledge me when I walk by
>about half way through the class, fucking Chad walks through the door an hour late
>she gets a big smile on her face
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Today I heard a girl say in class that she doesn't take guys named Chad seriously
I think our hivemind's leaking into the arkashic records
>>28804823
it's akashic, you retard.
t. autist
>>28804767
>Women like strong, charismatic men
Yeah and I like a girl with an hourglass figure and a tight body
What's the problem here?
hi friends. i'm trans poster, and have been openly trans with most people for a very long time. kind of a sad situation, but i live at home and feel pretty sure that everyone knows i'm trans (family included) but we've never talked about it and i feel very weird about it around my family. like it's been years i've done this, trying sorta feebly to hide my trans stuff from family. i have visible boobs, and feel like they've seen my medications around. and i've been getting laser for my face, and like they've seen me dressing sorta girly/mostly...
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I've read that writing letters can make it a little easier. Would that help?
>>28804771
it might i guess but i'm terrified of that too. maybe this is an irrational fear?
>>28804889
I don't know if it's irrational, but coming out it among the hardest things people have to go through. Whatever happens, remember to be gentle and kind to yourself. You're your own person and you have to do what is right for you. Hopefully your family will still love and accept you after coming out, but even if they don't I think you'll be okay :)
Who here an honorary robot? You were once an angry KHV without a life but you have now turned the corner to a degree but still hold onto your robotic tendencies? I currently have a gf who I fuck every weekend. I talk to girls on tinder alot and have had one night stands etc. But I still hate women. I hate feminism, degeneracy, open sexuality, attention whores, the term 'fembot', I want trump to win, Im conservative as fuark and I feel for the real robots out there fighting for their homeland. I still consider myself a robot but I know the law states that I can no longer...
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I wouldn't say honorary. We're just not anymore.
I agree with most of your other points, too, it's annoying to see normies post some horseshit that doesn't work for robots.
>>28804620
>To truly be a part of r9k you must be a male and one who feels extreme anguish towards the world and in particular women and rightly so.
maybe if you're a newfag that came with the Derrida era but most likely came here right after ER blew up oh shit BURNED.
>>28804708
Ive been here since 08 buddy. It was always 'yfw no gf'. It got the point they had to actually get mods on here to delete the threads there were that many of them. Ide say the user base was no more than 40 guys. Now ide says its well over 200 at any one time. Its pretty much /b/ 2.0 but for attention whoring cunts who cant get noticed there or on /soc/