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>you will never play Xbox Live in 2009 again
eh, 2009 sucked anyway, coming home from school after being bullied all day and sitting in my room alone playing Call of Duty with my online friends as an escape.
i remember coming hole from school and playing halo 3 with my online friends almost everyday.
I still think halo 3 is the best game i've ever played.
I remember having no friends, being fat and just overall sad.
I miss those days but at the same time glad they're over.
>>28801870
more I think about it, the more I miss the days, I am the anon from above, life was just.... easy back then even tho it sucked.
I don't know.
This thread has hit my right in the feels.
>Hey, you must be Anon! It's so nice to finally meet you in real life! Where do you want to go?
y-you're like me....
If I can put my dick between her legs it really wouldn't bother me.
If anything she'd be fun to hang out with if she had a sense of humor about her legs
>>28800840
uh-erhm..who? Oh im not- you must be mistaking me for someone else, heh-
Is it worth ending it all? Feels thread btw
No, you will miss out on all the new, hot, spicy memes if you end your life.
Life is suffering, but you might aswell stick around untill you get old and sickly.
>>28800776
What's the actual point of living? I feel like I've lost everything.....
>do nothing, not even return a text
>"baaaaawww people lose interest in me."
Surely not everyone on /r9k/ is a NEET. What is
>your job
>your wage/salary
>your level of satisfaction with it
I'm an assistant to an agent in Hollywood. I make $12 an hour, which is slightly padded by working a default of 50 hours a week (so automatic overtime every paycheck). It's all right.
manage a restaurant
$30k per year
1/10, plan on leaving very soon.
Entry level Civil engineering junior
35k/yr AUD 45 hours a week
6/10 I don't really do much apart from browse memes but I'm liking it less and less the longer I'm here
18 000 a year. Fuck yall im an illigal immigrant
Just passed my ged and now my parents are making me go to community college. How is someone with no motivation or interests supposed to choose what classes to take?
You take general education classes that everyone has to take.
>>28800648
Move out of your parents house and become your own person.
Maybe then you'll discover your true motivations and interests.
>>28800674
i can only do tht for a year and i'd have the same problem a year from now.
>do it anon, beat me as hard as you can!
beat you at what?
I don't think there is any winning here
>>28800644
But I don't want to go to prison.
I want to bruise a girl really badly.
>A-anon~ It's too big!
>>28800577
>gloryhole
kek
>>28800577
sauce on she pls
>>28800631
>she
oh boy...
Do you think there are people just generally unfit for life? I'm starting to think I just don't have the basic skills necessary for adult life. Can't cook, can't do taxes, weak as fuck, can't focus on important things, can't manage deadlines, easily bored, introverted to the max, very low drive to do anything, pessimistic, self-critical if not self-hating, tired all the time, the list just goes on and on. I think I'd do ok if I at least could work or study effectively, but no. What do besides the obvious an hero? I have little reason to go on desu, but my parents are decent people and I don't want to crush them with a suicide.
>>28800508
Oh my god. Are you...me? This is literally where I'm at in life.
All I can say is try to stay active, be busy with something to take your mind off it, even if your every instinct is to just do nothing. And if your parents are good people do let them help.
>>28800508
i am worthless
never had a job, cant even progress at a shitty university while my friends are crushing pussy, engineering classes and have decent jobs, cant drive. all im good for is drinking and doing drugs
contemplating suicide daily
maybe we will have a chance in another life
>tfw faggot
>tfw will never have a virgin bf
Why live? Faggots are literally worse than roasties. I just want a qt virgin bf who is not a slut to marry ;_; I have tried online dating but everyone is repelled by this notion, and finding a bf offline is not an option with a dating pool this small and every gay hub being infested with degeneracy and sluts. I will end up killing myself sooner or later...
>>28800488
And I am not even ugly, all of my female friends consider me quite attractive.
>>28800488
Where are you from, OP?
originalbloxblox
>>28801196
Serbia, you?
How do you robots handle rejection in all facets of your lives?
I was rejected by my oneitis today after I finally (like an idiot) admitted I wanted to date her. It's been so long since I even tried I forgot how to deal with these feels.
is that her?
Been through a similar thing last year only that keeps bugging me still. In my case she didn't even really reject me, she just kind of, with a disappointed expression, told me she already was dating someone.
Did she outright told you it wasn't going to happen or was she vague like in my case?
I cry, I cried pretty hard recently because I got rejected from a job.
just give up
I always assume that girls are not interested and it helps kinda
I want to be a girl, how can I make this dream into a meme?
>>28800379
yeah you could be a """""good""""" trap because your face is very boyish right now.
it already is a meme
you mean how can you become a part of the meme?
estrogen pills
your squareish chin will always be a giveaway but your cheeks will fill out more, and your upper face will appear very feminine
im too tired to original comments
What are your talented at anon?
<20's do not apply, you'll find your purpose
talent is generous by ive been known to draw a thing or two
>>28800369
Brag thread? Brag thread.
>brilliant writer and poet
>good at making up stories and imagining things
>funny
>have a knack for teaching
>good with children and animals
>natural talent for sprinting
>really good at visualization
>ambidextrous; good at switch-hitting in a boxing match or a fight
>perfect pitch; good singer
>talented at drawing
>great at pattern recognition
>really good at drawing connections
>can remember text I've read with extreme accuracy, even if I read it years ago
>extremely good with language; can rapidly pick up new ones and can read in pretty much any language that has latin or germanic roots; fantastic with etymology
>actual photographic memory
>can learn virtually anything that isn't a physical skill at a more rapid pace than most others
>honestly so talented at most intellectual and creative endeavors that I'm on-par or nearly on-par with people who have those things as their specific talent, across the board
>just a genius in general
>good with gadgets and at making/mcgyvering things
>>28800546
I mean, that's really not bad. Are you self-taught?
>>28800925
>Are you self-taught?
yeah, been a long time coming tho
Was she a robot, r9k?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/i-am-very-unhappy-worlds-tallest-woman-dies-after-anguished-life-at-7-foot-7
"I am very unhappy. Why am I this tall?"
"If I were not this tall, others would not look at me like this."
>>28800323
Being snusnu'd would be nice, but damn that face. Her height doesn't have anything to do with how people look at her.
made me a little bit sad. rip Yao Defen
haha i like tall girls :3
being that tall is fetish tier, her problem is that fucked up face
I hate woman and am very alone
>>28800295
>he doesn't hate everyone
I wish I had friends but at the same time I don't.
>>28800295
Perfect, they hate you too.
>>28800295
get man
how do I become a drug dealer
I know how to get drugs?
How hard is it? You already know where to get them, now you just take them to ransoms and ask if they wanna buy it.
>>28800279
oh, this is an interesting proposition, op
may i please inspect product more closely?
take drug in hand
put in pocket
walk away
>yfw
>>28800279
Enjoy getting robbed
