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Fembot here, it's anal on the first date a slutty thing to do?
Naaa it's cool
>>28796262
>Fembot here
>Anal on the first date
This fits the bill. All fembots are sluts anyway.
>>28796262
no, now post boipusshi
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on Sargon of Akkad? Is he based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMNtad8qvpQ
Quit posting these Sargon.
Sargon is the most based youtuber of them all.
>>28796243
he's literally this meme
Anyone literally only go outside for food?
>>28796238
>enlarge thumbnail
>not sushi
I am dissapoint.
>>28796873
I thought it was sushi too! Shit.
>>28796238
I dont understand that platter
What is your biggest image folder?
My smug pepe folder is at 39.4 GB
My overally 4chan folder including images, gifs and webm's saved over 9 years is 183 GB.
anime
9.6TB
>183GB
fucking how
My image folder is 350MB
This is just a friendly PSA to request all persons that are simultaneously (1) Caucasian and (2) over 5'10" to politely leave this board. You are not a robot, period. Non-white women have been conditioned since BIRTH that having a white, moderately tall guy is the epitome of social success. They don't care about your FACE, hell look that this guy, they don't even care about FRAME. All they want is your white cock to make their ancestors proud.
I'm gonna admit it; I'm not white. However, I am not mad. In fact, I'm jealous. I wish I could pound all the supple indian/asian/black/hispanic chicks I want. Alas, this is not the case. However, One thing that does make me irrationally angry is these tall white men polluting this board with their non-problems. So, for the love of r9k, leave and never come back.
im white, 6'1 and post all the time here
What counts as white?
Like, if you're Turkish or Albanian or a wheat-colored Indian, do you count as white?
What if you're Jewish?
what if you are white in an almost 100% white east european country? there's no chink women around to chase me
I've seen allot of malecucks around but not allot of, femcucks. Personally I'd love to watch my bf be fucked by other men and women. Nothing would excite me more. Any other femcucks out there?
Can you convince your boyfriend to fuck me? It's not gay if there's a girl involved.
>>28796153
Probably. What are you from?
>>28796132
If my bf fucked another person without telling me I would probably kill myself. If he told me first I'd probably hold off on killing myself for a couple weeks. If he fucked another guy I wouldn't care at all, as long as he told me first.
Is it me or does the quality of this board take a complete nosedive when female threads start showing up?
When are we going to go to /qa/ and ask Jackie 4chan for a male only trial board?
>>28796071
M8 this board is shit with or without women
>>28796071
Your kind(though I suspect you're fairly new) is what ruined /r9k/ although you don't know why. I have a theory of why /r9k/ is like it is as I've been here since its inception. For the record, post quality is about the same now that the script is back in place but the all time low quality was when they removed it.
Historically, /r9k/ was basically just an experiment to have semi enforced fresh content or better thought out replies instead of regurgitating the same shit. This however just resulted in people recycling shit in a more verbose manner.
The first few days, there was this gag about how /r9k/ people were gentlemen and most might not remember that. /r9k/ was basically old /b/ but with people being verbose with their memes and for the first few weeks, some OC was created. Eventually, and because /r9k/ was basically a slower /v/, the tripfags came in and started creating drama. moot enjoyed this drama but still thought it was awful so he renamed /r9k/ to The Creek(a Dawson's Creek reference) for a small period of time. moot gave /r9k/ a lot of attention compared to other boards for some reason. As a result, many people started checking it out over time.
The true decline of /r9k/ was when people just came here for relationshit advice or hookup threads since /b/ was too chaotic for it. It was to drive this crap out of /r9k/ that moot created /adv/ and /soc/ though it did not completely solve the problems. It did move A LOT of people who came in for those threads and relocated them to those boards however and that's when the pepe and wojak self pity circlejerk started; when the majority of the userbase were people with no interest in relationships or other human beings more or less. Most people who have been around long enough know the rest of the story so I feel I shouldn't have to explain the past couple years with the removal of the robot and so forth.
>>28796515
Idk why you gave a rant about how r9k used to be but you can't deny that this board is way worse than even just a few years ago.
This board just got popular with Pepe and the shootings and women actively posting was the point of no return
not even my mom wants to hug me or talk about our problems
I'm fucking falling apart guys. I don't eat, I don't sleep (or I sleep too much), and I only leave my room once or twice a day now
I got you bruh
>tfw you don't leave your room except to get food in the kitchen for 6 weeks and you live alone.
I want to kill myself.
you sound like an animal in captivity. They dont eat and sleep aswell
Would anyone like to be my oniichan? Pls answer
I will be your oniichan :)
>>28795913
What are you looking for in an onii-chan?
Cuddling?
Whispering?
Affectionate kisses?
>>28795913
Depends on your personality, what you're looking for, how you act.
On the off chance that you're serious and want to talk you can add my skypebrokenrobot888
Who /kid trapped in adult's body/ here?
>>28795792
I think that covers 90% of the retards on this board.
they aren't known as r9k manchildren for nuthin.
>>28795792
Me sometimes. At least I can hide it.
>>28795792
I was actually happy when i was a kid
Get on see our ugly faces
tags:
r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k
>>28795772
Only if Vyro will show his cock on omegle then i could die happy.
>>28795772
why do you call me daddy? REEEEEEEEEEE
>>28795772
Reminder that video is almost always full of normosAlso these threads are ded
Mfw being raped actually sounds really good, i'm 20, female and still a virgin...
Being raped would at least mean i got some sex..
*cracks knuckles*
go to sweden.
alternatively create pof account and receive millions of requests.
>>28795754
Being a virgin as a female is not even a negative thing.
Why are you so retarded?
>chris chan has a waifu now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W79BLVp5p0Y
Degenerate piece of shit, in the future in the year of singularity when me and my bots take over the world I will not only rule over you shit heads but I will get rid of this degeneracy
>nothing wrong with that!
Nobody says this unprompted if they believe it.
He has been acting slightly less retarded and angry since trannying out (barring his pepperspray incident) and has even begun to articulate more while speaking. Maybe he actually has the dysphoria.
Reminder that Chris Chan stores his sperm in the freezer to impregnate himself when science allows it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULDGgv35otw
>tfw 5'2
Am I a living meme ?
No dude you're like a rogue in D&D
Just buy a hoodie and two daggers and start doing sommersaults around people. When the cops come, you can crouch behind a wall for awhile and they won't aggro
>>28795682
What the fuck are you talking about
Is there any hope for me or should I just an hero asap ?
>>28795776
If you are Asian, you are ok. If you are white, it's gonna be very hard for you to get girls but I have 2 friends who are around that height and they have short cute gfs. If you don't have a job or are not actively seeking one, you should absolutely kill yourself
How hard is it to sneak pills through an airport? (UK to UK flight)
I haven't flown in several years but will be heading over to London to see a friend in a while and want to take some pills for us. (not many, 2-4)
Probably a stupid question, but any of you fags know what the story is with this? I feel like I could probably chuck them in a tub with regular headache stuff and not have a problem.
>>28795575
easy as fuck man, wrap em thin and put them under your foreskin, good job you got born in a non cutfag country. If theyre XTC they will prob fit easy, even at four. ofcourse then theres always the backdoor, bit gay though.
>>28795731
Even that sounds like overkill.
I was thinking of just jamming them in a pack of regular headache pills like paracetamol since you can have them in your back, but then again I get nervous because somebody could find them.
Then again, 2-4 tiny ass pills should be hard as fuck to find, right? Even whacking them in my boxers would be grand. Flying NI to London like, no dogs or any of that shit to worry about.
I'm even considering posting them, since it's all in the UK. Only 2 to 4 or so mastercard pills like, I could easily knock that into a card and post it with no issue right?
