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have you had your daily dose anon
Is someone going to post it?
gracias, el medico
Have you had your daiIy dose?
People at work think I'm an ass hole.
I don't hang out with anyone outside of work. I don't give out my phone number. I don't add anyone on social media. I don't really talk about my personal life.
It seems to blow everyones mind that I'm like that. I see these people 40-50 hours a week. That's more than I see anyone. Why do they want me to be in their lives even more.
Am I being a dick or are they?
>>28792813
Yes. To both. You're a dick. They're a dick. Everyone's a dick.
>>28792813
How do you interact with them day-to-day? It seem unreasonable for them to judge you as an asshole solely for the reasons you listed. I'm the same way and I get along with my co-workers just fine.
None of my coworkers has ever asked me for contact info or suggested hanging out. They all talk about their plans together in front of me.
Hi /r9k/. I made a thread yesterday/last night about a girl I met on Tinder, and I said I'd update anyone who cares so here it is
>we talk on PS4 party chat while I wait for Overwatch to download
>there were a few awkward silences since I didn't know what to say and I was having mini anxiety attacks but she was really understanding
>I even admit that I'm nervous because I have trouble talking to girls and she tells me she thinks it's cute and tries to push along the conversation
>I start to relax a little bit
>Overwatch downloads after about 30 minutes
>we play it and I have a lot of fun
>it's a lot less awkward when I don't feel obligated to make small talk the whole time
>we play until 4 am
>she tells me she had a lot of fun and that I'm a cool guy and I don't need to be nervous talking to her
>I ask for her number
>she says her phone plan is used up right now but she gave me her Skype and her Facebook
I'm in heaven. That was one of the best nights of my life. I feel like I've won the lottery. I just really hope things keep going this well. She invited to play more games with her tonight and I'm counting down the minutes
You went through all that work just so you had an excuse to shill Overwatch? Amazing.
>>28792844
I'm not shilling anything. Thats just the game she wanted to play and I was going to buy it soon anyway
>>28792875
Its a bad game though
>tfw 25 years old and a virgin
I never thought it would actually come to this.
When I was 20 I thought it would happen any moment.
Now it's 5 years later
>No replies
>Nobody cares about me
>If I would be that right now, no one would even notice and/or care
>tfw 25 years old and no real friends
>just the one friend who has opposite interests to you and doesn't respect you well
28 years old here, and I'm not even bad looking. Just socially retarded + I don't go out frequently.
I mean to ask the dwellers of R9K: what kind of sex position is this?
>>28792636
I don't think it is one, it looks atomically impossible to me
>>28792659
All you do is fuck the back-pussy.
That's the slip-n-slide, OP.
What if God and Satan are the same being?
>>28792613
Obviously the Christian god is fivefold.
>>28793074
Trinity+satan+?
>>28793322
The mother.
>tfw too ugly to be a cam whore
>tfw too mentally ill to get a real job
>tfw afraid to call disability lawyers
>>28792601
just get a social worker
jesus christs its not hard
I'm meeting with social worker today for neetbux
>>28792601
>>28792630
How much do these "neetbuckaroos" get me
>>28792630
how do you do that what do i look up
So, what would you even do if a girl was legitimately interested in you? What would you even do with a gf(nonsexually)? How would you keep her?
I wouldn't know what to do.
Assuming she's okay with me living in my mom's house in a small smelly room I guess we could play games. I gave up on games a while ago but I'd probably play again if I had a friend. Though I'd prefer a guy friend. The only things I could think to do with here would be sexual.
>>28792513
I'd like to know about her interests and hobbies, somehow try to understand what she likes about it to be more connected with her.
I have seen a weird couple in college, they just sat under a tree. She was on his laps and they were browsing a dumb meme site like 9gag. Lot of giggles and sometimes long eye contact.
I would like to try hand holding.
No shitposting or anything. I would love to try.
also cuddling, and heavy hugging. I wanna bake some pancakes for her, with glass of cold milk.
Is communism a meme?It literally goes against human nature,economics and even seeks to abolish private property like the thing that you are reading this from.It also has failed everytime it has been tried and MILLIONS of people perished under it.Why do YOU support it robot?
>>28792509
They aren't robots. Just a bunch of normies who have been raiding the site.
>implying millions of people haven't perished under capitalism
>>28792561
>implying they have
when and where
*Yawwwwwwn*
Hey, I didn't see you there, vaginaslave! Did your gf let you use the computer again? Oh, what's that? She wants to go see that boring chick flick with you? That's too bad, gotta go so maybe she'll give you sex tonight. Well, she'll lay there like a dead fish the whole time but sex is sex, right?
Don't mind me, I'll just be enjoying my hobbies and using my free time as I see fit. with no woman around to please, I get to keep both my time AND my hard earned money for myself. Do you even remember what your hobbies were?
Too bad you'll have to spend another sunday being dragged through clothing shops instead of doing what you actually desire, and improving yourself and maybe even society in the process.
But the sex is totally worth it right, vagcuck? Well, you go ahead and continue being a slave to vagina, I'll be here enjoying life as a free man.
Hey, moot. Yes I know you're the neet poster.
>>28792403
I'm asexual and I approve this message.
>>28792403
>AND my hard earned money for myself
Not even NEET master race.
>tfw japan tries to entice people to be wagecucks with anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs
please don't fall for it japanese NEETs
>>28792400
working at fast food is truly fucking awful and terrifying for a NEET
everybody there is a normie chad or stacy high schooler, you don't know what the fuck you're doing, it's hot, you are rushed and under pressure
i was going to work at wendy's but after the first real day of work after training, i left and never went back
Everyone is polite in Japan I imagine working service there would be pretty comfortable. Wouldn't get screamed at and threatened daily, no black people, and would get robbed at gunpoint far less often.
>>28792400
Fuck. I'm losing it. They've found my kryptonite, anime.
Screw it I'm applying to Mcdonalds tomorrow.
Is late 2015-2016 going to truly be the time of the happening?
>If Trump wins US election shit will hit the fan
>If Bernie or hilary get elected shit will hit the fan
>Brexit vote is also going to cause shit to kick off
>The UK and America are both going through votes which are going to apparently change things radically, and rile up massive amounts of their population
Where do you stand, robots? Are you at a safe viewing distance?
>>28792358
Britain and America freeing themselves simultaneously from globalist cuckoldry... [slamming_button_labelled_NUT.jpeg]
No, I don't expect anything. More confused half measures in the west, more petty corruption in the east.
White civilisation will go not with a bang, but a whimper.
>>28792358
Britain won't leave the EU.
Trump/Hillary will be just like any other standard president before them. They won't do anything major.
Things will stay as they are.
Have I been cucked?
>meet qt tripfag grill from skype group
>she seems nice, a little shy
>we get close and she says she wants to try dating
>invites me to her cousin's birthday
>i drive us there since we live 30 mins form each other
>5 mins in, she leaves with this old friend of hers upstairs and i don't see her for the rest of the night
>just standing around holding a beer when i don't even drink the stuff
>literally don't know anyone here but this 13 year old kid asked if i wanted to play smash bros
>i play a couple mash matches with her
>bail after i realize i'm in adult party playing autism bros with a kid
>cousin says she has wine i can drink
>i get sad and drink myself to oblivion
>apparently i pass out at cousin's place and a call wakes me up at 5 am
>it's her, she wants me to pick her up at some other location
>on the way back, she doesn't say anything and hasn't messaged me on skype or anything
I didn't ask whose house that was, but my mind is racing and I'm thinking she had a one night stand with someone and just ditched me even though she knows I have social anxiety. I don't get it, she was so cold towards me the moment we got there and when I drove her back.
You got used as a free ride you fucking idiot
This is why tripfags are cancer and so are women
Obviously bullshit.
You don't need us to tell you you got cucked in this situation.
>>28792447
There's still a possibility I'm overthinking this.
anyone here on antipsychotics? post your illness, neuroleptic of choice and dosage
>psychosis, aripiprazole 20mg
>>28792324
>Schizoaffective disorder - bipolar type
>latuda, zoloft, and effexor (effexor is the best one I've tried for muh depression
I have taken all of the meds in your pic, except seroquel. Is it good? Risperidone was the worst. It actually made me worse.
>>28792324
>>28792468
>Not knowing "the man" is trying to poison you with the science liquid.
Enjoy your autism, idiots.
>>28792468
quetiapine (seroquel) sucks almost as much as risperidone. it makes you so drowsy and foggy it's impossible to keep any job
>be autistic britfag
>In first year of secondary school
>Play Street Fighter 2 turbo on phone
>About to beat m bison
>Local Chad slaps phone out of hands
>"Playing your baby games again, anon?"
>Run full speed at him and deliver hardest uppercut I can while yelling
>SHORYUKEN!!!
>Knocks Chad into computer trolley
>Trolley knocked over, Chad knocked on top
Mfw I never got apprehended BC everybody was too scared of me to rat me out
Mfw get called Ryu for rest of year
>not cancelling a low kick into shoryuken
Do you even combo?
I want this to be real
original post
>ywn tatsumaki chad out of existence
why live?
