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I want to be a cute trap godammit
>>28797798
Likewise. Well, I'd rather be a cute girl, but trap is ever so slightly more realistic. Even if still completely unachievable for me.
>>28797798
That's NOT a feminine penis!
>>28797798
>want to be cute trap
>wide af shoulders
>manface
>too tall
>narrow hips but still massive thighs somehow
>hank hill butt
>hairline halfway across my fucking scalp at 22
>super hairy legs with really sensitive skin that breaks out in hives if I so much as look at them with a razor
Why is life so cruel?
That russian guy who got asked out by his younger sister here
Well yeah, we went for it and fucked.
I dont think anyone wants a 2-min awkward virgin sex green-texted, so I'll pass. The important thing is that I am no longer KHV and I actually have a gf now
ivan what's wrong with you
>>28797783
Greentext the story you faggot
>>28797783
your sister is now your gf?
Weirdest things done while horny
I fapped one time
Fucked my grandmas pillow.
It was iridescent and I have a fetish for iridescent things.
>>28797764
Shoved my dad's plastic toothbrush holder up my snatch because it's around dildo size.
Genius idea tbqh I'm surprised I never thought of it sooner.
>tfw feels are dying
Can't we just bring it all back and have it be like the old times?
>>28797762
it is time to stop feeling anon.
it is time to acheive!
>>28797820
Why can't we have both? ;_;
>>28797820
Why achieve a feel when I can simply feel?
Does any robots here like post rock music?
I mean sigur ros and mogwai explosion in the sky
stuff like that
>>28797756
Good taste friendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEphsKl1g9M
There was a period when I could listen to the most generic post-rock and love it. Stuff like Mooncake, Gargle, Kwoon, If These Trees Could Talk, Escape the Day, etc. I purged like 90% of my post-rock library and only the least generic stuff survived.
>>28797756
Yeah, I listen to GY!BE a bit and some others, pretty good, but not my favorite genre.
I like this band quite a bit though, they kind of have post rock elements, also the members seem like robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFUzvbkEvRk
>be black
>penis is only 6x5.5
I have shamed my ancestors.
lmao u got beat by a whi boi niqqa 6.3x5.5
MUH DICK
MUH DICK MUHFUGGA
Just date Asian women, that's a good size for them.
>>28797706
Black men are naturally more alpha than us white bois, stop complaining.
Below average girl meet above average men. They fuck her and say bye. She complains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtjOyrYfLTQ
>>28797631
>women get off from affection, security and high quality mate
>distraught when she is used as an oversized flesh light and cast aside
why is that outlandish?
>>28797631
Yes, lower your weight you cow.
>ywn ever be attractive in any way other than maybe rich
>be shopping for food
>9/10 desi girl at register
>looked like pic related
>smiles at me
>smile back
>go home and masturbate to Indian porn while thinking about her
You brown bros are lucky.
Brown girls adore white cock, cuck
>>28797612
Yeah. And it's normal for your family to help you find a virgin qt waifu in those cultures.
Born people can't be robots
>>28797638
Only if it's a 10/10 white Chad Thundercock. They have just as high standards as any other women.
>they found the cumrags and pissbottles
>>28797423
Who found them?
>>28797444
I don't know.
>come home
>enter room
>the fuck? My room is clean
>piss bottles out in the open
>opened the door that hides the rag graveyard
Intruding my space
>>28797546
YOU SHOULD KILL THEM FOR DISTURBING THE ROBOT PEACE KILL THEM NORMIES OP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>You sit alone inside your room
>Chad's big dick destroys her womb
I'm alone in my basement with my Girl Scout cookies,
Chad is out and about getting a rise from her cooties.
>>28797418
Dayum pepe, you monkeying around!
>>28797418
you think about her, when you masturbate,
she thinks Chad is the only proper mate
help me not to kill myself, please
always remember that you have the power to change everything. You need to find your true purpose. Even if that means you have turn every stone. Keep going. I believe in you
>>28797374
This story is all I have for you:
https://youtu.be/ptlrWKUkdmo
I'll give you a kiss if you stay alive.
Whats your thoughts on this /r9k/?
http://time.com/4344556/mount-everest-death-climbing-vegan/
I didn't know r9k did YLYL threads.
Nice one faggot I lost.
Climbing mountains is for rich people. It's pointless. You get nothing for it. You are not doing any productive work getting up there. There's nothing waiting up there no prize. You walk past a bunch of dead people on the way up, even if they clean up the corpses it's just going to give idiots that think they have enough money to do it a false sense of confidence.
>>28797371
Maybe its because she diddnt eat meat on the mountain, shame there wasnt a vegan friendly store on the mountain
>>28797304
http://www.gruntvegan.com/gv1560.html
What do you do when you find friends/acquaintances on Tinder?
become a cuck
blox
>>28797278
Message them and tell them what a piece of shit they are.
I've always wondered about this. I live in a small city where it wouldn't be crazy to see people you knew on it
im gay and about to come out of the closet to my parents, any tips fellow robots?
Just open you're ass and your heart and mind will follow.
>>28797273
Are they supportive? Have they ever told you that it would be alright if you were gay?
>>28797273
just tell em the truth and let the shit show begin
>every once in a while
>go down stairs with my laptop to sit in living room with family
>they watch reality tv shows
>talk about stupid crap I don't even remember
>realise I have nothing in common with them
>after a couple awkward moments go back upstairs
What's wrong with normies?
Lack of self reflection. Something you may have in common with them as well.
Critically low anime levels.
go hug your dad and tell him you love him
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