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Robots, have you ever wondered how different your life would be if you were born black?
>>28801989
It would obviously be a lot better, but what can you do? It is a roll of the dice.
It would have been worse yet, I'm pretty certain. I wouldn't get away with half the shit I do had I been black.
>>28802061
If you were black, you wouldn't even be doing any of the shit you did since you'd be busy fucking prime teen pussy
OK r9k, what the fuck is your excuse for being fat? Don't you know being fat is bad for your health? Why haven't you achieved a Chad body?
>it's all about the face! Faggot get fit yourself not for bitches
>whaaaaa I'm sad and unmotivated! Get motivated asshole. Why are you on r9k complaining about your life if you won't even try!
>>28801975
I actually saw quite a number of threads with people posting pictures of themselves in /r9k/ and the vast majority are actually very thin (me included).
Can't decide whether I'm going to kill myself or not.
Seems silly to get trim just to blast my brains all over a wall.
Did have a lovely bike ride today though, and will probably be pretty active over the summer.
>>28801975
Depression and not caring about social interaction led to me not taking care of myself.
>tfw even though I'm 32 years of age parents still won't let me be home alone
>tfw my autism aid is younger than I am but she decides what I can eat or when I have to go to bed
>>28801950
God i feel bad for you anon, im 18 and my parents just leave me at home for the most part. I cant say its really that great, all i really do when they're gone is masturbate.
>>28801950
Literally how autistic are you?
>>28801950
Damn anon, that is demeaning.
No where near as bad as yours, but even though I work whenever I'm home my mom is the same way.
>tfw you fell in love with anime again
Why did I ever stop watching? It truly soothes the robot soul.
>>28801828
Anime is boring as hell. Yes, all of it
I don't know. Why did you stop watching it?Good choice btw famalam.
>give up on games 2 years ago
>start losing interest in anime
>force myself to watch it
>tell myself it's still a gift from god
>because without it I have nothing
Has anyone here successfully created a tulpa?
Yes.
Penis penis penis
>>28801816
No, I don't want to go schizo on purpose.
Would a tulpa help me think? like if I'm doing a math problem she would come and help me? That would be pretty cool desu
Where does earwax come from?
ears
Where does sound come from on a film reel?
>>28801774
your mom
>>28801798
your m0m
>that feel when girls would rather fuck a teddy bear than you
your fault for not being a teddy bear.
>>28801728
>The plushie has a BBC
Fucking jews won't leave even the bear toys out of it.
>>28801728
wow she looks like the babysitter from crazy stupid love
source?
>One chance at life
>5'5 (5'6" with shoes)
My life is cursed.
Can we have a manlet feels thread? And not the 5'8 or 5'9" fags, you're not really manlets.
6ft checking inn
life isn't much better as a non-manlet
I am 5'4''. I'm 22.5 years old and until several months ago I thought I was 5'5''.
>tfw 5'6
meh
i wish i were taller but it's not like i want to kill myself or something
>Be 18
>Mother and father love me so much
>They fight so hard for me and love me and constantly worry about me
>Sacrificed both of their lives for me and my brother
>My father has health problems while mother does too but not as bad
>Both constantly stressed, just for me
>So fucked up in the head (Inb4 2edgy)
>So fucking autistic and weird, can't talk to people, can't be like people, I'm barely a fucking person anymore
>I'm far above average intelligence and could be very good looking if I just fucking tried but my brain is making me wallow in my own depression and loneliness constantly
>Want to succeed so hard for mom and dad
>Hate myself so fucking much I can barely get out of bed
>They still hope for me and talk about how I will do great things
>Play along but I know I will just end up mental or in a noose in the next 2 years
I don't know what to do /r9k/. I really don't. I haven't had a close friend in years and years and all I want is to do good for my mom and dad. I just needed to vent robots. I love you all
How did you end up a robot with supportive parents?
What broke you?
>>28801633
My own mind. I feel like a fried computer. I can't connect with other people, I try to be normal. I suppress what makes me weird and it doesn't work. I'm always a fucking outcast. I'm so addicted to the computer and I'm so tired of it all. I want to yell this at the first person I know and love but I can't, I feel embarrassed about literally everything that I do. I try to be optimistic but I can't.
>>28801682
>I suppress what makes me weird and it doesn't work. I'm always a fucking outcast.
But, why anon?
It's very atypical for those without debilitating mental disorders or psychological trauma to end up damaged to this point.
Have you been to a psychologist? You may have some kind of personality disorder and not know it.
ITT all of r9k lives together
Gas the building and burn it to the ground.
Nobody leaves till I found my smegma tube!
Would you faggots stop shitting in the hallways jesus fuck
When I'm around people I don't socialize it feels fake and like a chore to do so
Anyone just don't really give a fuck unless they have something specific I want
Also sushi thread II
>>28801577
>tfw all these sushi threads are gonna make me want to get sushi tomorrow
I don't get the whole idea with garnishing nigiri like that.
Like, not only is it not traditional but it also degrades from the general presentation of the fish. Plus if you were to then dip it into soy sauce, it would dirty the entire bowl with the garnish from the last piece you ate, so by the last one you're eating all the previous pieces.
/autism
@your original problem OP, make an irl friend who gets you that you can be yourself around, it works wonders.
who here /sushi/?
>>28801670
it actually tastes pretty based when it is garnished. i shit on nippon tradition and i dont eat like a pig
>Be me
>Been going to this pub for about 3 months
>Nice old barmaid, about mid 40s, married has a kid. Real cool to chat too
>Can tell she used to be hot when she was younger
>Other night couple of the boys tell me that she used to be a stripper and was showing everyone her photos
>Enraged.mpeg
>Cease going to the bar, dont acknowledge her when I see her around
>She asks mates why I no longer go, says she misses seeing me there
>Literally cannot comprehend that her past is degenerate and that she should be ashamed of it.
faggot robot
>wants 40 year old woman
>can't enjoy sex or have sex
>wants to have sex with her
autism speaks
Dude chill out.
Chicks are allowed to fuck and whip their dick out just as much as any man. They are people, not some porcelain doll for you to fawn over.
If you met a man who used to work at as stripper would you feel even remotely the same?
>>28801565
>Go to the beach
>Havent been in years
>Cannot look 10 metres in any direction without seeing a topless slut in a g-string
>Every non-topless female is wearing a thong/g-string bikini
>One of my mates brought his cunt female co-worker along who is dressed similarly.
>Listen to her try and explain how its 2016 and that these bikinis are fashionable now and comfortable
>Explain to her that they're not and that she looks like a whore.
>I start pretending to film her with my Iphone so she cracks the shits and explain that we're in public and I can do whatever I want
>Bitch has no come back and ends up throwing a tantrum and leaving
>Leave soon after and go to a pub.
>Again sluts literally cannot understand why they're doing is disgusting.
>tfw you realize all life on earth, including germs, plants and humans, comes from life created in underwater vents billions of years ago
No matter if you're black or white, democrat or republican, human or animal, we all come from the same place.
yeah and we where all niggers in the beginning
but we aint any more are we?
>>28801585
Yep, white people just have a skin like mutation that makes them white. You're not normal.
>>28801555
Do you have a single peer reviewed source to back that up?
Why are so many crazy terrorists ENFPs? Especially when their introverted brothers are like butterflies
Social enough to convince people, feelsy enough to do crazy shit
anyone else /cancer/ here
>>28801609
Someone needs to make that test. 8/8 would take.
Write a letter.
Everything is fucked. Completely fucked. More clarity than you need is all you find at the bottom.
You want me to write it by hand?
>>28801496
Dear Morten
Please come back, no homo. I'm still striaght, but I like you! Actually, its more like you're the only good looking twink I've ever come across on 4chan. Holy shit the rest of them are just not my kind of twink. You're kinda cute, so I bet you're probably not as degenerate as more masculine looking guys.
Hey T,
I am sorry for breaking down every now and then crying how bad everything is while you have your own problems.
I am sorry for not accepting that you are better off without me.
I am sorry for constantly lying to you.
I am sorry.
