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how long should it take to get a girl's number on tinder? i talked to 15 girls already (mostly asian) over the past 2 days. no luck. i honestly have no clue what to say
>>28793309
>you look like someone who would be from Tennessee.
ATT: all autists, please get the fuck away from any dating application whatsoever. Your ineptitude is absolutely staggering.
WHERE WERE YOU EVEN GOING WITH THAT REMARK?!
She even made it easy on you by turning it into a joke of sorts, and you still proceeded to fuck it up.
>>28793524
i wanted to say afterwards that tennessee was home to the Manhattan Project's uranium enrichment facilities back in WWII because shes the bomb
but then she unmatched me
>>28793695
Funny, but far too high brow for a tinder-bitch.
Maybe try not being born with autism next time.
Omg! Guys! Having a job is fucking amazing!
Sure working is annoying, but in one month alone I made 2 work friends (both male but I never really had friends before)
Enough money to finally get an eye exam (last one was 4 years ago) some new glasses and seeing clearly for once is a gift in its own.
A new cell phone with an actual plan.
Finally a hulu sub, can finally get my runescape membership back.
Can actually buy good food and shit!
And I gave my mom some of the money and she's so proud of me that I can finally be less of a burden!
How come you favors never told me the money = happiness?
>pic related, me two months ago
Enjoy the money while it last then you will truly realize that money isn't worth your health and time, you're stuck in the endless cycle of consumerism to keep you motivated with your job schedule. Until then you will realize you're just another faceless average joe among the masses.
>>28793263
nice to see some people on r9k who also are not absolutely miserable ^^ working is great even if it gets hard some days
>4 days
you were never a neet
get out
thats like reddit tier memeage
I don't have one but im making this thread in hopes of restoring our /r9k/ comfy server. If anyone can make one the server will surely be active and everyone will have a good time like in the last server.
I hope the people that were in the last one are also here so we could make something.
Sure just go back 5 years to when people cared about minecraft
I'm working on a new server. It will be NE USA based, minimal lag, vanilla with a few mods.
>>28793227
thanks but no thanks. fuck off to read it you stupid cunt
filtered
Who /mix of the top 2 master race/ here?
literally me on the left desu
>>28793165
>Mix of A and C
kill me lmao
How true is that picture?
>have math disability
>know i'm going to fail math class
>final exams are in less than a week
>teacher warns me that I'm on the borderline, and not to fail
>realize no amount of studying can ever help someone who is literally impaired
>it was a mistake not to demand to forego math class entirely
>don't know what to do anymore
What the fuck do I do? What happens if I fail the class? I wanted to be put in an easier math class once I found out it existed, but the counselor told me its scheduling would interfere with a language class (which I don't even care about) and that it was too late anyway.
I'm freaking out.
Drop out of preschool and get a trade.
All you can do is study as much as can and do your best. How the fuck are you posting on 4chan when you know how little time you have? This feeling of immediate peril should motivate you.
>>28793148
If you have a learning disability the school should be providing you with assistance: tutoring, extra time to finish the test, etc.
Get back to work, wagecuck. Your 2 minute lunch break was over a long time ago.
Why do we fight?
It could just be me being a massive faguette, but I feel like all of this energy we put towards bickering with each other like we do could be put towards something more productive.
Im glad you're enjoying the NEET lifestyle and I can tell it has its perks, but speaking as a "wagecuck" working just feels more fulfilling to me.
I wish we could acknowledge that different people live different lifestyles mang.
>>28793143
Thiswas a long pair of minutes.
>>28794695
kekuolded mein freund
NEED MUMMY WANT TO CUMMY
MUMMY MUMMY I WANT TO CUMMY
MAKE MY PEE PEE FEEL NICE AND FUNNY
>>28793142
Are you that britbong from /pol/
>>28793142
did natalia poklonskaya dye her hair?
anyone else who produces any kind of art have such low self esteem that they can't handle feedback?
i almost never post my work online, but when i do a single negative comment will make me stop doing any work for like a week. even when i can see that it's blatantly someone just trying to shit on me for the sake of it. that and you can never be good enough for people, someone will always come along and say stop wrtiing/making art making until you're better, it's a never ending cycle.
>>28793044
I play piano, not once have I ever recorded myself or let anyone else hear me play, it's for my ears only. If I did drawings or anything like that it'd be the same.
"My gardening in the course of the years has become nothing but a hermit's pastime without any practical meaning -- that is to say, it has a meaning for me alone."
- Hermann Hesse
>>28793044
I posted on /aco/ once and got horribly bullied to the point other posters in the thread told the guy to shut up and stop being an asshole
That was about a year ago, I havent posted online outside of my facebook/instagram since
I write a lot but i have never once posted my works anywhere or shown anyone. Most of the time actually, I will feel like shit reading it because my writing is shit so in the end it goes nowhere
>"ummm uncle anon, why isnt there an auntie anon?"
because you're not old enough yet
>>28793027
What the hell is this chicks problem?
>>28793027
because i raped and killed her
Should I post a picture of myself crossdressing as one of the pictures I have on okcupid?
I don't want to find out after I've been taking to a girl for a while that she's completely against it, but I don't want to creep away others with being so upfront. It could perhaps even attract the few who are looking for something like that (very few). Or maybe I shouldn't even mention it at all on my profile?
What does /r9k/ think?
>>28792944
Post the picture here so that we can judge.
>>28792990
Is that really necessary? I'm not here to attention whore.
>>28793106
idk dude. I think a lot of people would be weirded out if they saw the pic and I feel like it's a bad idea. But I really have no idea how to solve the problem 2bh.
i have an overwhelming urge to kill
>>28792943
Use that urge to kill yourself.
>>28792943
Where do you live? You can kill me if you have a gun
i have an overwheIming urge to kill
Who never went to prom here?
>>28792929
Fuck prom. Never ever was I invited even for the year or two I went to college. And I didn't want to show up and be made fun of, like what would happen to all the special ed kids.
I dropped out so I didnt go to prom.
Do I miss it? Nah.
Prom dates are just that. Just prom dates with no strings attached
i imagine most of us never went
why spend that kind of money when you're a fat ugly nerd that no one wants anything to do with
There's a whole community on Reddit of guys who get turned on watching their girlfriend/wife's fuck other guys
https://www.reddit.com/r/hotwife
https://eroshare.com/dal3nocv
Why aren't you doing this robots? Girls will love you for it and it's hot as hell to watch
no one likes this?!?!
>>28793574
No.
The word cuck is just a tool to make people uncomfortable. It's not really a very widespread or interesting thing.
Of course it happens, but there's not a rabid community of cuckold fans waiting for you here. Fuck off.
>>28792913
>Why aren't you doing this robots?
Because I'm not that deep in the closet.
I hate porn for many reasons. The main reason is that it reminds me of all these women that are pedestalized, all these women that are adored and rewarded for being sluts and all the guys that contribute to it. It embodies everything that rejected me, and everything I morally hate.
My country also produces the most porn in the world.
So why do you watch porn, /r9k/?
>>28792849
Praise the 2D
>>28794166
I don't understand why so many guys here are into porn though.
It reminds them of the lifestyle that rejected them. So shouldn't they reject it so they can be happier? It is also very degenerate, but that was already known.
>>28794192
Most guys here should be looking for marriage. But they reject it and pretend casual sex and porn are better.
Arranged marriage is the ideal system for the robot.
Lets make some friends /r9k/
post your skype and what you're like and add people who you like.
this is me:
>extremely racist
>in uk
>hobbies include vidya, computers, internet, memes, browsing r9k, hating normies
>i'm 19, slavic male, ugly and fat tho
>getting neetbux from government while working part time
>always had a shit life
>have a ldr gf
>extremely autistic so i wont skype call
>>28792847
fuck i'm autistic didn't even post skype; minimin2000
>slavic
>in UK
REEEEEEEEE VOTE LEAVE
>>28792917
been there 7 years famu, i'm more british than just about any paki
