>edge to hardcore tranny porn for 10 minutes
>quickly switch to softcore lesbian porn to ejaculate
Feels good to be straight.
Not that you would know, closet homo.
>>28789180
this is gayer than getting fucked in the ass and blasted with cum in the mouth
>>28789180
Story of my life tbqh gamelan. I'm also straight.
>MY HUSBAND IS DEAD
I don't want to remarry.
I only want SEX.
See my pussy.
>CLICK HERE.
>>28789090
I had a dream that I was in the woods and saw a bear
>>28789090
sounds like my dream girl, at least if she got some big payout and hubby was really bad at fucking
>>28790259
>wants to also get paid for smashing non-committal widow pussy
You're greedy.
How does /r9k/ feel about transsexuals? Do you think they make good romantic partners? Have you ever dated a transsexual?
it's unfortunate that they're allowed to exist
>>28789068
>r9k
>knowing anything about romantic partners
You came to the wrong place friendo
>>28789101
I think the same about manchildren and I'm a fucking white male (male).
Also
>>28789136
http://www.vice.com/read/youre-single-because-there-arent-enough-men-253?utm_source=vicefbus&utm_campaign=global
>women refuse to date non college educated men
>over 60% of degree holders are now women
>boo hoo no man is good enough for me!
Why do women feel so entitled to a husband? men don't owe women shit, anymore than women owe men anything.
>>28788872
Let them have their moment.
Feminazi "allies"/whiteknights are ugly, don't give enough validation so women look to the top percentile for sex and security.
Fortunately, less men are richer, less are chad. The less the dating pool/attention pool is, the more suicidal they become. Their base nature is to leech off of others, to have their solid rock to live their life for them.
As time progresses, they grow desperate, angry and even more narcissistic. Female nature knows know...
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>we literally live in the post-male era
>Tesla was fucking right
THANKS EVOLUTION
YOU SURE DID A GREAT JOB OF JEWING ME OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE
>>28788872
There's a lot of women who refuse to date college educated and non-college educated men. They want some kind of Calvin Klein model with God powers or some shit.
> Went to the psychiatry for the first time
> Doctor is a woman
> Talked with her about depression and how I'm suicidal most of the days, how I'm gonna do it etc.
> mfw I come home to see the fucking cops on my door
> mfw they confiscate all my firearms
> mfw my mom's throwing a fit
> mfw the doc basically shitted all over the obligation of secrecy...
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who's the handsome motherfucker in your pic
now you know why you should just keep it to yourself, or at least not go into great detail.
>acting like doc is in the wrong for breaching patient confidentiality
>not knowing that they're allowed to do so if you're at risk of harming yourself or others
>mfw they probably told you this in the first meeting
shiggydiggydoo
there are MGTOW-tards browsing this board RIGHT NOW
>>28788777
>wanting to deal with women and their vapid fucking shit.
You're God damn right.
You're establishing memetic battle fortifications, on a dying anime Pintrest clone, against like a hundred people-- tops--- who haven't been relevant for nearly half of a decade.
How fucking fragile is your grip on things that you need to make sure /r9k/ has Right Opinions? Is your operation seriously and unironically in danger of being folded up by a handful of piss-bottle aficionados?
Why don't you concentrate on making something that doesn't die if it gets breathed on, instead of pulling this psyops bullshit?
>>28788811
>OH NO ANON. DON'T IGNORE US. I WISH I SUCKED YOUR CHUBBY LITTLE DICK WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. NOW ALL THE GLORIOIS MGTOW GUYS ARE UNAVAILABLE AND I'LL HAVE TO FUCK CHAD :(((
Guys.... I had a weird stage when I was 18 when I was so dam horny I would record myself masturbating to then watch myself.
I then uploaded one of these to xhamster, panicked then deleted the account.
5 years later and I just found it again on xhamster..... it has 27,000 views .... feels so god dam weird man.
gonna have to see that vid
I regret not filming more porn of myself as a child.
I was such a sexy little thing.
>>28788267
>>28788280
Yeah can I please see this video anon.
No homo or anything.
(It's already got 27k views, what's a few more gonna do?)
>He fell for the "shower every day meme"
It causes your body to dry out, and then produce more oil than you naturally do. Which forces you to shower more. Trapping you in a cycle of over washing.
It varies somewhat, but you can be clean by bathing as little as twice a week.
1. Replace all your harsh soaps with stuff that's milder and better for your skin. You probably don't want to cowash but at least change to a sulphate-free shampoo. Invest in a good conditioner.
2. When you get out of the shower,...
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yeah no thanks i rather be clean lmao
>>28788157
>I'd rather be dry and rob my body of essential oils
>>28788157
>I don't care about scientific facts but instead do what society told me to do
Elliot Rodger's family tree is throwing up a lot of interesting information
He is widely reported to be of 'Malaysian and British' ancestry, but his smaller traces also show him to be a descendant of this German King
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_I_of_Germany
>>28788039
That's very interesting. Not only is he a descendant from the British aristocracy, but also from German royalty.
>>28788147
He still died a virgin
WE WUZ KINGS AND SHEEEIT
Modem talking, modern walking in the streets.
New desire.
Take me higher,
Lift me higher with your speed,
I need fire.
Get the satellite if you want to see me.
Talking on the net,
I know the way you like it.
Get your credit card,
'Cause I need no money,
All I wanna get is you baby.
Running in the nineties, is a new way I like to be.
I'm just running in the nineties, come on baby run to me
We are running in the nineties, is a new way to set me free.
I'm just running in the nineties.
Yes I wanna know, yes I wanna see.
Cyber...
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This is a good (and original) thread
>>28788022
Real racers don't need girlfriends!
>Tfw will never do a barrel roll and git rekt in my miats while challenging dagumi on the 2gay
y liveIt's like I'm really posting on /o/!
>yfw the Civic Type R is the fastest car in the world
Be me:
> Grew up while being locked up, wasn't allowed to leave the house
> Would only go to school and never leave house otherwise
> Don't have friends or bf, get bullied at school because people think I'm weird
> Don't know how to act around people
> Constantly got hit and abused by stepdouche
> While mum would always tell me what a failure I am
>...
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inb4
> 300 posts, 150 images
>>28787898
if its free
fuck paying for that shit
pics?
0plz
I don't get why people even care about virginity on here, yet literally will do nothing to ever talk of let sexual partners know they're interested because they're too afraid of rejection.
Anyone else /normie/ here?
You know you could ask out 50 women and eventually have one who says yes. Why aren't you doing this right now? I'm legitimately trying to help you guys out. You might get rejecting 49 times but it gets you exposed to talking to women, which leads to being more comfortable around women and thus more desirable to them.
>>28787947
Ayy this nigga knows his shit. Dating is a lot like Nigerian phishing but with pussy
Good morning, wagecuck.
Yoy look like you are extremely tired. Too bad for you since you still have to go to work.
Another day, another dollar.
>>28787168
I wish I had somewhere to go.
NEET life wears on me after a few weeks, and it's going on a year now.
>>28787182
Nice try, wagecuck. Now back to work with you, Mr. Shekelstein's yacht won't pay for itself.
>>28787168
Ahh, what a great day to be a neet. Mummy brought me mcdonalds breakfast, so I'm up early before she heads to work. Then I have a day of shit posting ahead of me.
Is anybody else here a permavirgin?
I used to think this shit was just a meme but I think I've finally realized that I'm living the meme. I can't see myself ever having sex with anybody.
My life is a meme
>Still thirsting for that 3D
Get a hold of yourself
For me its never been a worry since ive never liked anyone enough to fuck them anyway.
Personality and tastes can be such a turnoff, feminism has showed me this and exposed how alot women think
>>28787116
get meme'd my friend
Is the real OP asleep? edition
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, and become happy normies.
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
>views 1000 profiles at a time
>will repeatedly view the same profiles
>dont give personal info to crazies
>the dog face is a snapchat filter
alternative python view script for testing
https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper
Old...
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What's the best countries or keywords for desperate stalker qts guys?
How much money does it take to travel to Thailand and stay there for a month?
>>28787017
>https://nomadlist.com/bangkok-thailand/cost-of-living
>https://nomadlist.com/phuket-thailand/cost-of-living
I think you can get cheaper than those prices though