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Help me guys, what the fuck do I do? I'm sooo horny right now, currently trying to suppress a raging boner in my jeans. I want to grope her ass so bad. Btw, I'm a senior, she's a freshman, aged 14, but Id bet she'd let me grab her ass. What do you say guys, should I do it?
I won't post pics, btw, unless you really want me to. I don't want to look like a creep in front of her hot asian friends.
>>28820039
Uh, OP, we're going to need a bit more context than that.
>>28820180
Oh, yeah, right, sorry.
So there's this real cute asian girl in my class, and she usually wears either tight black leggings or athletic wear, in today's case, both.
Anyway, her has is pretty nice for a 14 year old girl, and she was wearing these really nice panties today. I could very easily see the lines of them barely covering her ass, and I saw her adjust them multiple times in class.
My question for you guys is, should I or shouldn't I suppress my primal urges and grope her ass? I just want to give her a tight squeeze and maybe tug on her panties a bit, probably will rub my boner across her ass as well
Mod here, post pics or I'll ban your underage ass
I have until 30 June to submit an application to university or else my parents are going to kick me out. What do I choose? Luckily a few things interest me
>Building surveying: respectable yet not too high-level but computers are taking jobs apparently
>Mechanical engineering: pays a lot, I like making things, I'm good at maths and science but hard as fuck and probably stressful
>Law: father would approve but essay writing is not my strong point
>Product design: get to fuck about in art school but no jobz
I live in UK
>>28820031
Mechanical engineer is most neet-friendly
building surveying is epitome of lads degree, trust me. Law is for social and debate-prone people, product design is for arty hipsters
source: UK student
>>28820072
>building surveying is epitome of lads degree
Very interesting statement, please elaborate?
My friend does mech eng and it looks very easy. Memorising industry standards (if this gear is Xmm how big should this other component be), relatively basic maths. He's a smart guy but not like a genius. Also makes decent money and hasn't even graduated yet
who here /justgraduated/?
I am going to miss looking at some of the eye candy teachers.
Was I supposed to be happy at the ceremony? People there were fucking crying and losing their shit. The only thing I felt was sadness because I had no social life in hs and my only friend couldn't walk because he died in his sleep during his junior year. Seriously, fuck school.
fuck off you absolute normies
>my misanthropy is so high i literally expelled myself to any social activity
>completely functional and normal person, yet with 0 social life at all because FUCK PEOPLE
>somehow end here and have to deal with this massive ocean of idiots and retarded manchildren
Life is pain.
The next step is forgoing even online socialization. That way we can really ascend
>>28820020
I've tried that, it didn't end very well.
So far i need some people to tell 'em to fuck off once in a while.
That's also why i'm on 4chan as well.
When you're waiting for full on immersible VR.
self employed > neet
>>28819936
nah it's a pain in the ass.
employed with so little t odo they're basically paying you to do nothing > self employed
all of the money, none of the responsibilities
Well, yes. It's the best of both worlds really.
Too bad most don't have the self-control for self employment.
>>28819936
>tfw no skills or talents or capability for successful self-employment
>tfw other chapters gift you mugs
>>28819865
Chapters of what?
>>28819954
Why the astartes of course
>>28819865
blood ravens are fucked, straigh inquisition to that heretic bitches I say!
>start dating gf
>it turns out she's super-wealthy
>I'm basically a NEET
>tells me today, "I'll be the breadwinner. You can just be my sex toy."
People use the word "breadwinner" in casual language?
I'm not American, but I'm skeptic.
You're living the dream, familia
>>28819868
>People use the word "breadwinner" in casual language?
yeah, why? what do you call the person who earns the majority of a household's income?
>tfw started diet 10 months ago and lost over 100 pounds
I went from 403 pounds to 289.
I-I feel so happy, I'm almost not fat guys. Almost, still fat.
>>28819836
Keep it up bro, i belive in you !
>>28819836
That's a fatnominal accomplishment
>>28819836
Holy shit whats your diet? I need to get on that train.
>300lb feels
>gf found out about my extreme fart fetish after taking her out to taco bell
>r9k
>gf
get off my board fucking NORMALFAG
>gf
NORMIE GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28819791
>gf
Get the fuck out. Motherfucker.
Girl into vorephilia AMA
Haven't done this in a while, so I thought I'd try at a different time than 2 am
sorry newfag here don't know what vorephilia is
>>28819854
Sexual attraction to being eaten or watching someone (or in some cases) something do the same to either a human or an animal
>>28819878
I guess I might like it except for being digested I would want to go to the uterus and stimulate my partner there
>you're crying for tendies in your small dark room
>meanwhile this guy is fucking your mom
How does it feel to get cucked robots?
>>28819690
why is my mom in australia?
>>28819690
It feels like revolution is just around the corner
Call Comrade Akari
>>28819690
That's not cucking mate, unless you plan to have kids with your mummy.
Im very lonely and bored guys what do
>>28819685
Smoke weed and play overwatch u sperg juice
>>28819685
FUCK YO MAMA
FUCK YO SISTA
FUCKIN KILLA
HEY
>>28819685
::benis::
:: benis ::
drugs very good
>be me
>was waiting for someone
>sitting in a huge cafeteria drinking coffee and just browsing on my phone, no one else in there
>qt girl comes in and sits in front of me
>ok
>she goes on her phone and i see out of the corner of my eye that she's using her camera to look behind her
>ok
>ignore it, finish coffee and leave
w-was she checking me out or am i just autist?
>>28819613
she was checking herself out.
>>28819613
Maybe taking a photo of herself.
>>28819613
Avoid aII eye contact
Do not react
Who /macaroni and cheese/ here?
I got rotini and cheese, white cheese, regular cheese shells, garlic and white cheddar and regular cheddar.
Cant wait to dig in
>>28819592
I can't be the only one who enjoys this stuff
>>28820357
>carbs
>no protein
>not making home meade mac and cheese
I'll eat boxed stuff sometimes if I'm feeling lazy, but it's inferior to homemade stuff in every way.
whats r9k opinion of lsd?
Im on three tabs and bored as fuck
>>28819577
sorry famalam, you're not on acid
>>28819577
Is that Dillion Harper?
I need to know if I've gotten to the point where I can now identify a pornstar just based on an out of focus image.
>>28819680
Tis young friend, tis.
That 5head is unmistakable.
