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ITS SO FUCKING HOT
HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE DEAL WITH THIS. I KEEP A FAN ON DOWN HERE BUT IT DOES JACK SHIT
I spent all Summer in Tokyo. Never ever turned on the air conditioner. Do you want to know my secret or did you just want to vent?
It's literally only the beginning.
https://www.climate.gov/news-features/featured-images/noaa-2016-summer-outlook-where-are-highest-chances-hot-summer-us
>>28821377
Be less fat
/thread
This arab Muslim comes up to you and tells you to submit to Allah or get beheaded.
What do you do?
Submit to Allah
Allah will take better care of me than the Jew World Order
Shoot him obviously familia.
>excited to pay for escort to lose my v and play with those titties
>100 good deal for cuddling too
>friend tells me they dont allow you to touch their tits and cuddle with them
WHAT THE FUCK!
I am legit raging right now. Why the fuck would i pay 100 pound to slide in and out a worn pussy if i could just do that with a fleshlight for much cheaper.
I want the gf experience for fuck sake.
I was even willing to travel 2hours to the nearest city to meet one
gfe with a hot girl is gonna cost you mad dosh my friend... expect to spend at least upwards of $400 for an hour or less
>>28821351
that reminds me
>>28821553
I would beat the shit out of that whore to get my money back.
Ask someone on 1000mgs of caffeine anything
>>28821334
Is it good? bloxXx
>>28821368
no
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Caffeine pills?
I don't have any other questions, you should just report your feelings in this thread.
Besides the trap and gayshills, what other types of disinformation agents and shills frequent this board? I just wanna be prepared because I almost fell for the trap meme myself.
Open relationships are not good. DO NOT DO THEM.
>>28821245
Isn't that what cucks call their relationships to feel better about themselves?
>>28821216
Could you tell me why traps are meme? I don't wanna fall for it but I don't know what the bad thing about it is?
>tfw can't afford overwatch
Why would you want to play a shitty TF2 clone?
>tfw don't care about Overwatch
>mfw I only play offline single player console games
>mfw anyone who does anything different from what I do is a fucking faggot that should be murdered
>remote islands in the south pacific ocean
>land is free
>population is dying out, less than 50 people there now, many of which are over the age of 50
>desperate for settlers
>thousands of miles away from normies, closest populated place is tahiti, 1350 miles away
>temperatures stay above 62 degrees fahrenheit year round
>can see the stars at night without light pollution
http://www.immigration.gov.pn/index.html
we can create a robot utopia here
>>28821098
bump this origenal thread desu
if the world ended we would survive here
no chads, no stacies
who wants to be part of a crew
How come you're not busking, robots?
Busking is the ideal robot occupation. It gets you outside and in the sunshine, you can do it on your own schedule, and you can work as little or as much as you like. All the money you make is tax-free, and you'll feel good about yourself for entertaining people.
Contrary to what you may think, you don't need to be able to play an instrument to busk; you can do almost anything from painting yourself grey and becoming a living statue to juggling and clowning. I even saw a guy who carried around a manual typewriter and wrote custom poems for $10 apiece -- and made a lot of money doing it. I do tarot readings on a little folding table, myself, and make an average of about $60 for a day's work ($0 on a bad day, $200 on my best day).
Everyone here can do *something* if you use your imagination.
>>28821048
I'd love to start busking. The only thing I can do that would work is playing bass. Problem is, bass is not an instrument that works solo. I'm still trying to convince my band's guitarist/singer to go out and play acoustic versions of our songs for guitar and bass.
Other problem is I need someplace to plug my amp
>>28821392
Use a battery-powered keyboard and plug your bass into that. It probably won't last long, but you'll be able to get a couple of hours out of it, probably. But why do you think all you can play is bass? If you can play bass, you can play a ukelele with a little practice, and you can pick up a decent uke for $20.
>>28821461
Yep, that's actually what I thought of too.
Also really wanted to try hang drum but shit would cost me two paychecks.
By the way check this out. These guys are absolutely best buskers in my city, whenever I come across them I throw them A LOT of money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXZkHn9tnrc
How do I break the monotony
You need drugs.
Nothing moves me more than a groove that soothes me
Nothing soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
Nothing boosts me more or suits me beautifully
There's nothing you can do to me, stab me, shoot me
Psychotic, hypnotic, product I got the antibiotic
Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada
God I talk a lot of hem-de-lay-la-la-la
Oochie walla walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta
Keep moving, there's more music to make
Keep making new shit, produce hits to break
The monotony, what's gotten into me?
Drugs, rock and Hennessy, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies
On your knees, Got you under siege
Somebody you would give a lung to be
Hungry like a fucking younger me
Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free
Yeah buddy, laugh it's funny
I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothin'
>>28820987
I don't know anon, I wish I did.
How did you spend today?
I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again
You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault
>>28820958
>having friends to give things to
fuck off normie
stop pretending to feel what we feel
>>28820981
it's a song you dipshit
>>28820958
Good ol' middle school angst.
Do girls really think they can photoshop social media pics and get away with it?
>>28820940
is that pic photoshopped?
>>28820980
Look at the space between her thighs.
Of course! Ads get away with it and have for so long that social media is the next logical step
What kind of hairstyle do you like on girls?
Short pixie cuts
>>28821941
PIease hang yourseIf.
>>28820920
That girl looks like a fucking ape.
Im bored and tomorrow have to go to the mental hospital for some days
>>28820915
oh hello again :) I tried helping last time but failed. Hope everything goes okay in there!
Wait what?
I thought everyone here was just like me...perfectly sane, just can't be fucked working and going out....you niggers actually have legitimate mental issues that require you to goto mental wards? Lmao....please be trolling.
>>28820979
What do you mean? Who are you
>>28821035
Sadly, it is true
What has happened to our society that young people live with theirr parents?
We weren't taught shit on how to function in society. We were fed lies that we could be whatever we wanted and, surprise surprise, when the social media boom happened, more people opted for instant gratification through social validation.
This is the fault of society. It's going to have to deal with the consequences that they created with the millenial generation.
>>28820900
Well, it's too expensive for me to live alone for one.
I have no reason to move out.
Any potential roommates are lazy and unreliable shits.
Any potential wives are a huge gamble.
A lot of things.
Women's sexual "liberation" happened at the same time that social "justice" rose and jobs started being given to either migrants or automated.
Basically not many men can even find a job to support a wife let alone a wife. Just wait until cab driving, taxis, and service industries get automated. Unless we radically change our system before that happens its going to be bad.
>yfw you recognize this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_x03_O4xoM
>>28820850
never knew this song actually had lyrics
>>28820850
Shieeet. I fucking know it.
>>28820850
oh my fucking god I didn't except this
