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What's on the other side robots?
>>28032345
The pain stops.
http://youtu.be/mMRrCYPxD0I
Here you go OP.
>>28032345
The chicken
Does this trigger you, faggots? I'm supporting a CHRISTIAN company that believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman.
>>28032248
Go into the restroom and post dick
Time stamp
And what'd you order?
i have unironically jerked off to guys before and i would go there if i was in america
Which fictional character makes your dick go bonkers?
This Miracle of the Universe.
Super Pochaco does. Normally I care more for fetishes than characters themselves.
>>28029741
any female character with thick eyebrows.
... i cant be the only one...
Its "that" kid thread robots
>That kid who drew a pentagram on his hands to be edgy
>that kid who would write in weird cryptic symbols
>rumour that I worshipped Satan
>scribble pentagrams on desk to watch the niggers freak out
>that kid that was with you in class when you were 14, but he should have finished schools already
>>28029785
But I was that kid
Post your personal feels guys
Rage
Mental pain
>>28029028
>wanna go outside and do stuff
>too nervous to get dressed and walk out because my mom will ask me where I'm going
>stay indoors refreshing r9k for the last five hours
>>28029289
>tfw same story :(
>tfw you realize your bf is a fucking loser
>>28028113
Sage this b8 you fucking losers
where is roll guy to derail?
>>28028113
Git wif me, bb
I'm proper nice like, uk, you? ;)
>>28028113
Fucking die you nigger loving slut
I hope he beats you to death
I hope you get lye thrown on your face
Who's your idol /r9k/?
Tomie
>narcissistic
>never grateful for anything
>gets whatever she wants when she wants it
>hates everyone and everything but herself
>is unapologetic about it all
>totally lacking any self awareness
My sifu...best man i've ever personally met
>Greatest man that lived in my lifetime
Hunter S. Thompson
>6'3
>Amazing jawline
>Ripped as fuck from being a neet for 2 years
>Nice hair
>Blue eyes
>woman hit on me all the time since I quit hermit mode
>...3 inch penis
How am I supposed to do this robots? Why would life be so fucking cruel?
I think about killing myself often because it brings me down to suicide level
You know when they say size doesn't matter? It really doesn't.
>barely 5'9
>fat
>shit hair
>brown eyes
>incel autist
>7x5.5 dick
I'd love to humiliate you in person
>>28025789
I really wouldn't be humiliated by you. You're shorter then me...
Is there a sadder group of humanity than this? They just seem to ooze misery and loneliness. Single guys at this age, while many of them are equally as alone, probably at least have some hobbies and shit to keep themselves occupied. They can isolate themselves and be okay with it, a lot of them are probably used to it. But these girls desperately need attention and they aren't getting it. They probably never will get it either, any serious relationship formed at this point are just a "oh shit we gotta have kids quick who's the nearest person to me" type thing. Whenever I see an older single woman I always think to myself "Wonder how her life got to this point?"
Feminism truly is the worst thing that ever happened to women.
If you don't believe me just go on OkCupid and look at single, childless women aged 25-35 in your area.
All of them, no matter where you are in the world, have the same look in their eyes that says "Please just kill me."
>>28025108
dam that bitch STUPID THICC
>>28025139
>Please just kill me
More like "please date me I'll be the best fuck you'll ever have, just don't use a condom."
/r9k/ is mostly shit right now. The fastest threads are nearly all garbage (race bait, threads where OP claims to be a woman, gay ERP threads, etc.). Awful fast threads do not ruin a board as long as they do not prevent anything else from getting replies, but generally any threads that require effort or thought to reply to do pretty poorly.
Here are some basic solutions to this:
1) Bump threads you think are good. This is the most important thing to do. If you see a thread and think it's clever or it looks like some effort went into creating it, please bump it. If somebody posts lengthy greentext then, unless it's obvious garbage, bump the thread even if you don't read it. If you have nothing to say that's fine, as long as a thread you like is at page 7 or 8 you should try to get it to page 1. A slow thread does not stay slow forever, and each time a thread goes to page 1 it has a chance to gain momentum and enjoy speed for a little while. Do not give up on something because it seems dead, most of the catalog seems dead.
2) Do not flame bad threads. Threads like >>28019373 and fembot feels threads do so well in large part because people flame them. Everybody who has browsed here for two weeks has seen somebody say that women cannot be robots, and almost everybody is familiar with the logic behind that statement. Stop participating in five year old flame wars that only shit up the board by keeping absolute garbage at the front page. Posting roulettes is even worse, as the roulette can be easily hidden and all the replies to it are also hidden, and they pretty much keep the thread on autobump because a lot of fucking idiots here don't know or care what sage is. Ignore or filter bad threads.
3) Try using the catalog. It can be fun to see how threads have evolved, but you are much more likely to find decent OPs on /r9k/ using the catalog because most things that stick to the first page are damn near awful.
Discuss and post suggestions for making /r9k/ great again.
Eat shit retarded tripfaggot. This is now a roll thread.
>>28023659
rollixon
>>28023659
Give me the trips
Niggas be posting fake incest stories all the time. You don't know how it feels to have been incested for real. I do.
>have hippie mom
>she believes breastfeeding is superiour to regular food
>breastfeeds me for a long fucking time
>every night, breastfeeds me to sleep
>lying next to her suckling, cozy as hell
>she is often naked because "skin on skin nurtures the spiritual bonds" or some shit like that
>this goes on 'til i am 9 or 10 years old
A regular night:
>i get ready for bed, brushes teeth, removes clothes
>she comes in, gets naked and crawls down
>lies beside me, i suck on her tit until i go to sleep
Some nights though:
>lies beside me
>i hear her breathing intensifies
>can feel her shaking a bit, especially arms
>hand or hands between legs
>usually ends with her tensing up and spasms and exhales
One particular night:
>she lies beside me
>all of a sudden my wee-wee is getting bigger
>mommy says i am becoming a big boy
>i can hear her breathing heavily
>her hands grabs my butt, pushes me against her
>my wee-wee is up against her vagina
>vagina is really wet and slippery
>she takes wee-wee in her hand and slides it up and down her vagina until she is tensing up and spasms
>i have no idea what happened
>this goes on a couple of times
>one night it feels like i peed a little
>mom rushes up out of bed
>never breastfeeds me again
Don't think about it for several years and then 10 years later realise in therapy that i was raped by my mother several times. Am now fucked in head and contemplating suicide.
>>28020471
fucking therapists
t. your mom
IF this is actually a real story then do you still see your mom? If so then I would stop because that's fucked. If not then I would just try and accept it and realize that wasn't normal and you got the short end of the stick... It sounds shitty but getting down on yourself won't help anything OP...
As long back as I can remember my mother, when bathing me, would finger my asshole. I always assumed it was just getting it clean and when I started washing myself I just continued the practice. Now I wonder.
What are your thoughts on ass eating?
>>28032817
i always get to go first when gf and i take turns
I think it's the Jews literally laughing at us while they brainwash us with their media. Just think about it, some Jews 10 yeas ago were like, "look they literally imitate everything we put on a screen, I bet we could have them literally licking each other's assholes in no time". And it worked
It's great, I love eating a girls ass.
I'm tired of talking to people who do things other than watch anime and play Dwarf Fortress.
Don't post in this thread if you do anything other than these two things.
*posts in your thread*
yeah what about it?
>>28031783
I like anime and Dark Souls 3, does that count?
Dont do any of them
Do you like big booty Dominican and Puerto Rican chicks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW0y-U0vBHs
>>28031158
Absolutely.
Vincies are nice too.
But anon I am a Puerto Rican chick(male)
>>28031192
what is a vincie?
Did anyone else here play this? I played it 24/7 in the early-mid 2000s before wow came out, it's probably the most addicting game I've ever experienced. Why has almost nobody heard of it? Was everyone just busy playing Runescape?
>>28031078
>Runescape
you dumb infant, only twelve year olds trying to game on the school library computers during recess played runescape. Everyone else was playing Everquest.
>>28031078
What do you guys think of an /r9k/ toontown private server? It would have uncensored chat and everything. I'd be able to set it up.
Holy shit I forgot about this
I maxed out when I was like 10
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