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Which of their feet would you rather smell?

I choose Dominican
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Dominican chick for sure, I would sniff her stinky feet all day long
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I would eat any of their shit and breath in all of their farts
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the one on the left looks like she has a bit of delicious foot musk

the one in the middle probably has no foot odor, and the one on the right looks like her feet are absolutely rank

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>mom keeps trying to stop me killing myself and cutting myself
FOR FUCK SAKE SUICIDE IS NOT FUCKING SELFISH I HATE THIS CRAP, THE STUPID FUCKING BITCH SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN HAD ME IN THE FIRST PLACE, I WISH THE STUPID CUNT WOULD DIE SO I WOULDN'T MAKE HER UPSET, NOT THAT I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW SHE'D FEEL IF MY WORTHLESS ASS JUST DIED, I'M JUST SICK OF HER TRYING TO RUIN MY PLANS BY CONFISCATING ANY THING I COULD USE TO END MY SHITTY LIFE AND SELF HARM WITH
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>>28002523
>FOR FUCK SAKE SUICIDE IS NOT FUCKING SELFISH I HATE THIS CRAP, THE STUPID FUCKING BITCH SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN HAD ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
Suicide is selfish; you're concerned only for yourself and not the grief you'd bring others, i.e., your parents.

Cutting is stupid and attention whory.
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Suicide is selfish indeed. There are people that are far more unfortunate than you (starving people in Africa, disabled people, etc...)
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lel op
Usually I want people to kill themselves but I want you to live just to suffer
dummy

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>band
>tv show
>film
and
>age

Go go go
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>>28002274
>band
That ass

>tv show
Those tits

>film
Her mouth

>age
skull fucking
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>>28002274
muse
fringe
19
source?
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>Weezer
>SpongeBob
>mall cop
>19

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>26 kv
im losing my virginity in 3-4 hours. ask me anything

> give up trying to take online dating seriously after 4 months of nothing
> message girls "are you ready for the D"
> mfw someone actually wants it
> she is picking me up in 2-3 hours and we are having sex in the back of her truck

dont give up fellow robots, its all about random luck
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Bring a gun in case she's a catfishing murderer
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Then you post a load in your pants before she can even get undressed.
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>>28001646
>having sex in the back of her truck
You gon get raped boy

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>Harriet Tubman on the new 20$ bill
thoughts?
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>>28001325
NO NIGGA I'M A PIMP NAMED SLAP BACK
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>>28001325
our money become less valuable
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literally the only reason it is changed is because of the bloody diversity quotas in today's society.

Literally no reason to change the 20 bill except to please SJW libtards.

How that porn addiction going lads?

Mine isn't going so well. Share tips on how to beat it.
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Watch loads of anime instead and then you forget about fapping to porn for a few days.
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>>28000425
Advice threads belong on >>>/adv/
Thinly veiled racebait threads belong on >>>/trash/
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>>28000425
>implying there's tips to be given for beating it

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>Go to a job interview
>The guy interviewing me asks me to tell him something about myself
>I tell him about my education and experience in the field
>asks me about my facebook
>'w-what?'
>"Well I couldn't find you on facebook"
>'I don't have facebook'
>"Oh..."
>Tells me that I will work with a female photographer
>female
>I try to mask my discontent
>working hours aren't bad but I don't have a car or a license and connection there is shit
>minimum wage
>at the end of the interview the guy asks me about Game of Thrones
>At fucking interview, I'm being asked about fucking Game of subreddits
>Tells me they will call me back
>I walk outside
>fucking storm begins
>walk to the bus stop
>no bus in next 40 minutes
>wait for the bus
>no bus stops near my home
>end up soaking wet anyway
my feet hurt and smell
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>>28000126
what manga is that though?
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>>28000126
All my interviews go the same

>get interviewed by guy from the actual department
>he tells me about the job
>soundsgoodman
>he asks about my expectations
>we agree on most points and get along
>we shake hands
>he gives my application to HR
>they never got to know me
>now I'm just another picture in the pile
>HR emails me saying they picked someone else

Even got an internship recently and it was the same. Got along with everybody but in the end it's up to a bunch of HR people I never even met.
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>Go to a job interview
>two women interview me
>says to follow up at 3pm on wednesday which is today and they are going to do more interviews
>100% chance of being rejected, going to follow up anyways and experience humiliation before putting in more applications.

I have no money and can't get a job, fuck this world.

who on /mal/ here? (myanimelist)

>5 favorite cartoons
>5 favorite comics
>your mal account

let's begin weeb patricians (ples if you're into loli, sugoi kawaii, tokyo ghoul, sao and stuff get out)
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>5 favorite cartoons
neon genesis evangelion, cowboy bebop, tatami galaxy, lupin III, kaiba
>5 favorite comics
oyasumi punpun, berserk, number 5, gto, nausicaa
>your mal account
http://myanimelist.net/profile/0hrmazd
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>>27999943
I'm not giving you my email, Fgt.
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>>28000003
come on pal, please

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Why don't Asians like being fetishized?do they like it deep down inside? Their fetishizers aren't nearly as bad/disgusting as people with jungle fever
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>>27999737
I suspect they like being desired
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>>27999737
>>27999787
No one wants thirsty losers. Racists are generally thirsty losers (INB4 that one racist or two racist chad) because it aligns with self-hate.
Also all interracial relationships with a white man is based on racism and hate.
-T Black Guy with Asian GF
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>>27999878
Interracial relationships with a white man is basically rape

Post fingernails.

I need some confidence to try to get over this 13 or 14 year long nail-biting habit
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hit em in a car door I swear
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>>27999525
I can't stop nailbiting because my nails are constantly growing in. If I stop biting they will get semi long and severely grown in making it all the more painful to chew it out.

Send help
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>>27999525
I think you should just start wearing gloves all the time anon, Jesus Christ

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Do you think that you're a robot?
Do this test and find out.
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>>27998192
30 points
a lost soul
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This is an improved version
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>99
Didn't think I was this much of a normie.

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Post loving messages from your girlfriend and the rest of us will live vicariously through you.
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I'm on the spectrum, let her down and lie constantly. She says she wants to help me and will never leave.
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>>27997156
from Monday
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>>27997586
Now that's just fucking annoying

NEXT

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Do you remember who your very first crush was?
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>>27991542
I shouldn't?
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Yeah. Kindergarten girl named Courtney.
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4th grader named Chelsie

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Is it time for a choice thread?
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Here is another one, if you're willing to become a student.
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>>27991395
I'd go with death man. He seems scary and doesn't afraid of anything.
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You have to roll to do this one.

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POST IN THIS THREAD and ill tell you your FATE
like
how will you meet the love of your life
your finantial progress
AND STUFF

PD: Due to secret fate stuff ill be slow and might not last too much lmao
last

sorry
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>>27991170
why will it be slow, family stuff again?

how does the future look today?
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I want to hear about my finantial progress AND STUFF.
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Go for it

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