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Who is the worst trip poster on r9k?
I am the worst trip poster.
>>27977292
>24
>8 sex partners
what a disgusting whore, that crust on her face is probably residue semen
<--- this guy
How tall is Filthy Frank? He looks so much taller than a Hila and Jon Autism. I always assumed Filthy Frank was a manlet
>>27977134
jontron is 1.78m if that helps
>>27977134
> Now my audience are literally children
There's no way his original videos weren't aimed at children
>tfw no gaunt, possibly autistic Israeli gf
Why don't you get on Tinder robots?
You can meet your femdom GF
Or you can meet a BSDM GF
Or a real life aheago GF (Literally all her photos look like this)
>>27977032
>virgin
how does it feel to have them as a provider and constantly see that word every day?
ITT: Music women will NEVER understand
I'll start first.
https://youtu.be/qyXTgqJtoGM
>>27976992
you better not be trolling
>>27977018
No.
Women can't understand what it means to have a dream.
Superior in every way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_ODqJwkXN4
How do we stop Chads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ-sCjNbLMA
I'm gonna go kill myself now
>that
>chad
He's a beta who spent thousands of hours in the gym to present his "physical beauty" to women. Men are judged on their actions and confidence, which he clearly lacks since he needed to use his sculpted body to compensate.
>>27976713
With the original great equalizer
I'm tired of people on this bored saying that women can't be robots.
Yes we can. Just because we can get laid easily doesn't mean we want to, or that we can be happy.
The only men who are interested in me, are interested because they think I am easy, which I often am. No man truly wants to be with me, and they are only interested in pumping and dumping.
I would rather be an ugly man than be me. At least people can take ugly men seriously.
>>27976343
>robots
>Just because we can get laid easily
Is that Summer Glau?
>>27976343
FOLLOW THE SPIRIT OF THE BUFFALO
Straight outta normiebook, reshared by all the stacies. Why dont you take the offensive, r9bots?
>>27975015
I don't. It's true.
>appeal to nature
Shiggy fucking diggy
Nothing wrong with that, it's true.
The /r9k/ version would be "Women are dumb children who can't do anything on their own so they are attracted to men who can do basic things"
but either way the fundamental truth stands
who /livesinChina/ here? or have any tips?
I'm really thinking about moving to China after my engineer diploma since a few years
China will be the 1st economy etc, there won't problems we have in Europe, and I like far-east culture so that could be rad
the mindgame between me and the Chineses could be good as well since they are hypocrites af
and why am I posting this on /r9k/? most chinese women keep their virginity I have heard, it is right? i don't care if they are virgin or not, I just don't want a typical japanese/western slut
so is it true?
ps. I have some dankass chinese communist memes if you want ;^(
>Asking a board filled with Western virgins whether Chinese girls keep their virginity
Also why would anyone want to live in China? Do you hate freedom or something? Also their cities are polluted as fuck, and I'm pretty sure they don't speak English. If I had to live in China I'd go to Hong Kong. At least it has the illusion of being Westernized.
I do agree that Europe and everywhere around it is garbage though.
t. Middle Easterner
>>27974378
take it from someone married to a chinese. many chinese women and asian women in general are not that much different from western ones. the majority is plain, shallow and will marry you for your money. and they can also be huge sluts.
that being said, there are also some who are genuinely good people. my wife is loyal, hard working and cooks like a goddess. but i was very lucky.
you will have to put some effort into finding suitable wife material, even in china.
>>27974378
I'm a financial analyst and believe me, you should NOT go to China right now. South Korea is good but SK is basically just USA 2.
Why do robots only want Stacies?
Shouldn't bottom of the barrel men expect women of their own standard only? Even threads about ugly or homely women are filled with 7/10+ girls. Men here say they hate women and normies and yet most of this board is filled with pictures of hot women or men talking about hot women, i.e. Stacy, the worst and cruelest kind of normie.
>>27973470
robots dont want stacies you fucking troll
4/10 and above could have a robot any day by just treating them with respect on a basic human level
>>27973470
I want a girl who falls outside the spectrum of "Stacies" and "Bottom of the barrel"
>>27973470
>Shouldn't bottom of the barrel men
Nice implying there, Im really intrigued to hear your pints of view now.
Why cant we have 10/10 women?
>Even threads about ugly or homely women are filled with 7/10+ girls
Those threads are started by attention whores who couldnt make it on /soc/. They think they are ugly because chad pumped and dumped them and daddy walked out on them. Most of the replies are themselves posting as others.
What is the most mildly autistic thing you've done? I'll share:
>be me age 14
>at friend's house
>he has qt3.14159 sister
>like to use friends bathroom bc her ass has touched it
>our asses have pretty much touched
>mfw when I touch the seat 18 times with my hands
>mildly
Okay, you first, OP.
I tried=P
>sit next to girl in class
>she starts talking to me
>don't make the connection that she's talking to me and not the guy behind me or something
>look at her angrily because i hate people who converse during class
>turn around to give the guy she was talking to an angry look too
>stare angrily at the guy sitting next to me for about 12 seconds
>go back to proving theorems
welcome to the mild side
pre-wageslavery edition
>>27970760
Wageslaves, I urge you to ask yourselves, 'What am i doing today to steal from my boss?'
>>27970760
Pull the other one, I work weekends.
>tfw no gf
I don't want to slave today, just want to sleep and be comfy in bed
Choose 3 boards that represent your dream GF
>tfw no qt /lit/ /cgl/ /a/ gf
>>27969222
/toy/ /tg/ /d/ ;^)
>/int/ /pol/ /v/
where do I find such a creature?
>>27969222
>/cgl/ girls
>gf material
![Neon Genesis Evangelion - 22 - Don't Be. - 720p HEVC [533190A7].mkv_snapshot_10.39.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JrWkgs3.jpg "Neon Genesis Evangelion - 22 - Don't Be. - 720p HEVC [533190A7].mkv snapshot 10.39")
let's say you're a male virgin and you're losing your virginity past age 18
is it better to pretend like you know what you're doing and just wing it? or should you admit it's your first time and ask for help
I have no clue how to be sexy, how to do foreplay, how to eat pussy, positions, how long I should be doing each part, any of that
Why the fuck is this even a question.
You're the man, asking for help or admitting weakness is something a woman might do.
Man sometimes I just don't get you guys
Don't bring it up. It they ask, don't lie, but definitely don't advertise it willingly.
As for what to do, you should basically wing it but the important thing is not to thing too much about it. Sex is natural to humans so it comes pretty instinctive. Try to just clear your mind and be like a cave man, do what your biology feelsbee yourself
Don't eat pussy, that's for cucks only.
Other than that, your body will know what to do.
>tfw getting called out on my bullshit and get rekt by my therapist
explain yourself cunt
>>27978287
>this happens to me
>drop therapist asap
T-that'll show him
>therapist meme
>1995 kid died in school gymnasium
>put up plaque with his photo and caption "If you had fun you won"
>every time we'd play in the gym I'd see it and think about his heart exploding as he played basketball
>he probably did not have fun
>he did not win
Dead kids thread
>>27978112
one kid that went to my higschool jumped from the 11th floor of the building he lived in two years after i graduated.
We where practically neighbors, not that i ever knew him at all. In fact my dad walked by the building and saw them taking his body.
People claimed the cause of his suicide was bullying but i dobut it, there was never much bullying going on in one of the most expensive highschools in the country. My guess is either drugs or a crappy family, nobody ever blames the parents but i know better
>>27978217
Why do you think his parents were at fault?
>>27978289
all i know is that it couldnt possibly be bullying, at least not in school.
I went to that highschool, its not a regular highschool at all. This may not be true for every country but here public highschools have crime and the more money you spend the safer the school becomes, sure we had kids calling each other names but that was it nothing serious.
Parental abuse is almost completely overlooked tho, this is in no way proof that was the cause but there arent many suicide causes and if it was depression he would have left a trail behind. The only two things one would hide at that age are parental abuse and drugs consuption
