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>go to sandwich shop I'm a regular at
>order the sandwich I usually order
>"Haha anon, how could I have guessed? Always with the chicken salad ;). What a surprise huh? Always ordering the same thing aren't you? Hehe I knew what you'd order before you even opened the door!"
>Order something different
>"Wowee anon is trying something new for a change! Holy hell, should I alert the media! Am I hearing you right buddy? Is the world ending?"
WHAT
DO
THEY
WANT
FROM
ME
It's just banter you fucking autist.
that happens to me as well when i order a burger, i think the guy is just being friendly
>>27952632
They're trying to be friendly and "banter" with you to keep your business.
Is sending a note to a girl in your apartment building too creepy? I wrote this and am thinking about printing it off and slipping it under her door when she goes to school today.
Obviously I'm aware it's better to do this kind of thing in person but I'm waaay too anxiety ridden for it and would almost surely fuck it up.
I'm also open to suggestions on how to make it better. I was thinking about taking the wage part out since it isn't true and seems kinda forced. But I thought maybe it might pique her interest if she knew I earned a decent amount.
>>27952190
Extremely creepy. Not the letter, but the idea. Don't.
>>27952190
Man the fuck up and ask her out to her face. One sentence.
She's going to file a restraining order if you post this beta shit on her door.
>>27952190
Don't tell her how much you make an hour you idiot. That's going to be taken as an insult.
I need to distract myself.
So I'm wondering if anyone needs programming help. Right now. I don't have any standards for how good you are or how necessary your questions are. Just need something to do.
send me an email with your skype or just communicate via mail:
[email protected]
Questions are also accepted in the thread.
What is the best language to start out on?
>>27952009
Imo C, its what I'd have preferred to start with but I'm a C++ dev. Really it's something people bother too much with. I'd say stuff like Java or C# doesn't really have enough of a low level for you to get a good grasp on what you're doing.
Moving between languages is a lot easier after learning your first though.
So just
http://learnpythonthehardway.org/
or whatever.
i used a disposable email to write to you, op
Was just casually watching some youtube vids and somehow got to prank calls. Came across this vid right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpW4maq3vCk&ab_channel=LT.LICKME
Reminded me of how much I fucking hate women. Bitch in the video cheated on a guy in a wheelchair. Constantly tells the guy she is going to cut his throat, make him disappear ect. I guarantee it will make you rage.
Share what you have, I only have a few images and I really want a solid folder of women hate.
Come on, let's get this rolling!
Women, am I right?
>>27950821
This pisses me off
Robot pisses me off too
Any dating tips, been using this pic the last the months but I have gotten no replies, is it me or the picture.
I have my preference set as black BBW.
>pic related
>>27950599
buy a fake gun and hold it like a gangsta
Bumping, please give me tips.
>>27950621
Well, it would give more Street cred.
Explain how this shit is possible.
>Be ugly beta lanklet nerd.
>Probably into retarded shit like anime and video games.
>Will basically become a wizard living in his mom basement.
>Whatever the fuck happens that I can't even explain.
>Somehow turn into qt, popular, outgoing, successful, attractive girl that has friends and an actual sex life.
>>27949651
Are these cases somehow documented/sourced?
Those people do not even look that similar.
>>27949651
the wonders of science. You should do it
i wonder how many attempts they took at taking that photo to get the right looking one lol
imagine hearing that man voice
How does /r9k/ feel about girlpussy?
eww, hairy
best thing in the world but i will never have sex with a stacie so i'd rather stick to 2d desu
people who settle for fat and ugly girls are laughable imo
>>27949156
It's awesome shame its attached to a girl
disappointed that there isn't a thread yet lads edition
>tfw I have Asian Flush
>I drink a pint and my cheeks get really red like I'm embarrassed
Elton John is monitoring this thread.
>start some dark souls 3
>already bored if it
Well fug.
Let's have a good old fashioned Black feels thread.
Haven't seen one of these in a while, I hope there are still blackbots here feeling the feels.
tfw a real nigga won't holla back
>>27943582
Your mother let's you post at this hour?
>get clowned because I'm not up to date on music and sports
>more into vidya beyond madden and need for speed, which is most the black kids played in school
>naturally, friend group ended up mostly white with the occasional black weeb
>get shit over it for "wanting to be white"
>just got onahole
>never used one before
>adjusting dick around
>feels good as fuck just doing that
>start fapping
>cum 20 seconds later
That was too good. A real girl would have made me die from the short amount of time. I'm about to go at it again. Get an onahole, guys. Get it before you die from the embarassment when the real time comes.
>>27943510
it really is the best thing ever. Try to last longer than 20 seconds though. Really fill that thing up
>>27943510
Which one did you get? I got this bad girl a couple of weeks ago and I can't quit
>>27943510
Real sex is a lot less "convenient"
You can manipulate an onahole to work exactly like you want it to, sex is a lot more clumsy and awkward, it's not as easy to get off as an onahole might suggest.
ITT: Stuff from the 2000s that have disappeared.
Could range from anything you remember from that time. Not limited to fashion/trends.
I'd post a picture of my dreams, but I don't have one because they disappeared.
>gamecubes
>having fun in WoW
Worrying about sending too many texts.
Fembots who would you vote for to be president out of the 4 main candidates?
MAGA
Trump all the way
>>27939388
ted cruz is a shameless lier
sanders is a socialist
trump is a calculated ignorant
hilary is corrupt as satans asshole.
They're all awful
>tfw no creepy Uncle Biden candidate
This girl wants to meet me so I sent her an address to Arby's. Want to see the reaction when she gets there?
>>27952892
Could be funny. Sure.
>>27952892
sure, how are you planning on showing us?
you know... before I waste a few hours keeping this thread open for nothing
you know how it is
thanks for responding
>>27952892
>Well okay but I hope you know I'm notorious for pooping in the shower
Post an ass more perfect than this one.You can't.th-this thread is original you faggot
Ass is all about optical illusions and angles
>lordosis (sticking butt out)
>clothing that is shaped to make cheeks look wider and rounder
Guys underestimate the significance that optical illusion plays in how succubi present their bodies.
THIS is an example of top .1% ass aesthetics.
>>27951940
And here is the same woman in a more natural posture and position
>>27951952
Ron Jeremy infected her with ugly!!!
>ywn fight with your comrades in some shithole in Eastern Europe for the Western civilization's survival against Bolshevism and International Jewry
why live? I was born too late and I don't want to live on this shitty society. Imagine how perfect Nazi Germany was in the 30's. It was a complete utopia and there will never be anything like it again.
fucks like you would be the first to end up in camps champ
>>27950710
I'm not Jewish nor a communist nor mentally retarded.
I'd be fine.
>some fascist despotism was utopia
