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If you could offer your 15 year old self just one piece of advice, what would it be?
Kill yourself.
Do it now.
>>27932267
don't stay in your fucking room all the time in college, you'll never have another chance like college at socializing and having fun
>>27932267
dont fail geometry
date that ugly girl just so you can get your first kiss out of the way
Welcome to Reality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYYVATuLwCA
>>27931942
The chinese guy was an asshole but goddamn does the youtuber have an ugly punchable face. No wonder he had to go abroad to find a gf.
>>27931942
>ugly ass white beta has a chink gf
>fat asian beta gets mad and spergs out on him
not sure how this disproves the "whites get easy pussy in asia" theory. if anything it seems to prove it since i doubt seeing a single white guy with an asian broad would set him off like that. he probably sees ugly white dudes with asian qts all the time.
>>27931942
Some ugly chink shouting at some ugly white faggot, what exactly is this video supposed to prove?
JUST
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FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILIA
EGGY
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eggy eggy eggy, can't you see?
I like the crusted cum on the right corner of you mouth fameggy
Who /Pisces/ here? I don't believe in zodiac signs but I read the description for Pisces and it's scarily accurate, which is kind of freaking me out.
>tfw i'm exactly like my taurus sign
so i literally am a BULL
Descriptions for these are so broad that your pattern-seeking brain makes the parts that apply to you stick out. It's classic fortune-teller charlatan tactics.
>>27931036
Taurus description seems pretty alpha. What are you doing on /r9k/?
Robot creations thread!
What did you make, Anon?
Just a small combinational logic circuit.
I made an originaly sleepy peepy
Lately, this cover
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Lqn3NVlMd
Velkommen til /Scandifeels/
Dette er en traad for alle Skandinaviske roboter. Vi maa samle det skandinaviske robotmiljoet her!
Pass paa:
>Kun for Nordmenn, Svensker og Dansker
>Normier holder seg borte
>Nordiske bokstaver gir ASCII-feil, saa bruk f.eks. aa, oe osv..
Vaelkommen till /Scandifeels/
Detta aer en traod for alla Skandinaviska robotar.
Att taenka pao:
>Endast for Norrmaen, Svenskar och Danskar
>Normies haoller sig borta
>Nordiska bokstaever och ASCII fungerar icke pao detta boardrobot vik haedan, du aer icke vaelkommen haer
DOD AT NORMIES
>>27930418
jag gick utomhus idag och hade ogonkontakt med sotnos
ar jag nu en normie
>>27930392
Hej brodre!
Har I det bra?
>he listens to death grips
>>27928903
How is that bad? DG is based
>hes a trip on an anonymous image board
>he only uploads "high quality rips"
How's the weight loss going r9k? You going to get skinny this year?
>>27927594
well im down 20lbs.
but i got like 35lbs left.
95kg 192cm
I put on 3kg over Easter
Was 110kg in 2014
I don't want to become super fat again, more veggies less calories plus more walking for me
Im underweight .-.
The 6th installment! Let's make /r9k/ acknowledge the >best fetish!
Everyone with a tickling fetish or interest is welcome in this thread, where we discuss fantasies, experiences, and general discussions or (fanfic) stories all centering around tickles! Chat away, and have fun!
IS THERE ANY GIRL NEAR BAY AREA WHO WANTS TO TICKLE ME UNTIL I PEE PEE
Show me your sides, r9k!
>>27926828
I would do it anon but I don't live near you :(
rose boso goes to the tozo
>>27922012
How do I get popular like rose
I'm a male
>>27922054
Fit time bro
Literally people will worship you because of how you look. It's pretty fucking sad but there it is.
I really need her to come back or for someone to have some fresh news about her soon
What kind of god would allow this?
A greedy, Jewish, capitalistic and human one who got cut at birth.
>>27936630
yeah, the spics should be starving too
This one
you love this world dont you? you love your life? this existence?
Alright, nu-males and white knights and femanons. Here's a challenge for you:
For each of the following fields make a list of the 10 greatest males in them:
>poetry, art, literature, sports, philosophy, science, math, politics
Now do the same again, but this time with the 10 greatest females.
Done? (You are allowed to use google if you can't think of enough females.)
Now "merge" the lists for each field into a list of the 10 greatest _persons_.
Here comes the moment of enlightening insight:
How many females are left in these final lists?
Kek, he really don't realize that the women weren't allowed in most of that fields 100 years ago
>>27934464
well that has a reason
>>27934464
It didn't seem to do us much harm though, did it? Things have regressed considerably since then
Why did /pol/ get so angry at a black character being in the newest Star Wars movie?
>he doesnt talk in ebonics
>is a decent, fun character
>there have been major black characters in nearly every SW movie
Someone tell me what the problem was. Where they mad that Finn might have fucked the yt girl? If so why aren't they protesting against the WM/AF couples pushed in movies?
Because /pol/ is filled with spergy faggots who hate black people.
Simple as that.
>>27933435
The black character was just one of the problems. The movie didn't feel like star wars at all.
Guardians of the Galaxy: The Force Awakens Into Darkness was lame.
>>27933455
So if they met a black physicist like my friend who has several patents they'd still hate him?
Is ambient the most robot genre of music?
>>27933050
Probably. All mainstream music is either a guitar and a depressed guy or upbeat in-your-face party music. Whenever I've tried showing my friends music like this like Brian Eno and whatnot, they give me weird looks so yea, probably.
What do you robots think of classical?
>>27933417
Intredasting observation, ambient really gets me into dat comfy zone and normies really don't understand the concept of comfy like robots do.
some one explain to me how Drive is considered robotcore
>ryan is fairly attractive
>he's able to hold a job
>he's successful with women
>>27933020
Hes autistic
Either way you're a fag if you don't like drive and aren't gay for Ryan.
>>27933369
If you want to see a real robot movie with The Goose, you should check out Lars and the Real Girl.
He LITERALLY plays an autist there who can't into women.
>>27933369
I liked it, I just didn't see how he would be considered a robot. He's a cyborg, at worst.
