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What is your kink/fetish?
How achievable is it?
Sauce?
Original af
Armpit-incest
Absolutely not achievable because I don't have the proper sibling.
Cousin fucking
I came close, never got to truly stick it in and have sex though.
How the fuck does losing weight change someone's face THIS fucking much?
He looks like a totally different person.
dem chin rolls
Chin, jaw, jowls are a big part of a man's face
>there's a qt under all those fat
What anime had the most phenomenal story you've ever seen, and what do you think made it so great?
I'm going with Deathnote. The fact that they took two masterminds and made it a chess game of life and death made me always wonder what they'd do next. Plus I never knew who to root for.
>>27917403
Ajin is pretty good
>>27917448
I thought I saw it on Netflix. I might check it out.
>>27917403
Ghost in the shell, close 2nd death note.
the mid 00's had great anime.
Have you ever met anyone from the internet in real life?
Yes, now he's my bf :3c
>>27915758
About like 4 or 5 girls. Most of them were awkward one-off dates, one of them let me feel her boobs, one gave me the succ, another introduced me to her friend and I was in a long-term relationship with her.
And this was all nearly a decade and a half before tindr and snapchat and kik and all your social media memes.
>>27915758
Was friends with some guys from England for years on Xbox live,
eventually during the summer we met up, had fun, still play games with them online, just on PC now
>he showed up again
Hope he beats the shit out of you and welds your loose cunt shut you fucking bitch whore
these are the laziest threads on this board currently yet they get the most replys
>>27914079
You had 1 job stacy. And thats to open your legs you disgusting piece of meat.
This board is for men that are carrying feels you couldnt even imagine since you have a brain of a women. Why dont you have a tree as a boyfriend? Take a rope and hang yourself. He will support you i promise. He will stay with you until you die. Isnt that romantic? He will listen to all the things you say.
Can we have a good old fashioned feels thread? Post your troubles.
>tfw your only friend at uni tells you he got expelled.
>>27908861
I am starting to think seriously about suicide.
No shit like "damn, it would be nice to die".
I actually started planning suicide.
Also I almost cried few days ago. First time since I can remember. I just sat in my room and felt hopeless like never before.
Oh, and love of my life is probably drilled by chad now. Or maybe it's not chad. Maybe they actually love themselves. Who knows.
>>27908953
Ive thought about suicide a lot. The only thing that got me through it is I figure Im already gonna die no matter what so I might as well try to enjoy it while it lasts. Hope you dont do it though anon, I know it seems easy.
>>27908953
Are you retarded?
lmao
Post it. Relative does not count.
one girl said i had the cutest ass out of all the guys in the school
that was nice
nevermind what you want to discuss. lavren is so fucking goddamn cute ;___; how does it even feel to cuddle a qt like that?
>>27907524
>""""""""girl"""""""
some people here are too naive
What's the last thing a girl said to you?
>hard mode: family members don't count
I don't even remember.
If online counts she told me to shut up.
I don't even remember, senpai.
qt girl "haha sorry I didn`t mean to crowd you"
Mumble something and don`t even look at her.
How do asian guys measure up in the dating scene? As an asian guy, I thought all stereotypes about asian men were a myth. I am 5'11.5'', have a 7.2'' dick, and have been able to hook up with white girls with ease. Never had a girlfriend because I'm autismo as fuck but I don't understand why other robots think asian guys are inferior or can never get a decent girlfriend or have a average sized penis.
>>27925489
It's a meme, it's all about being tall and confident.
I've dated almost exclusively white women (animu cons are the easiest place, they literally flock to you.)
6'0 here with a smaller dick than yours and never had any problems with white women.
>get out norman reeee
Asian men have some inferiority complex since birth, specially those born in the West. It's time to stop that.
>>27925528
>>27925489
Forgot to specify EAST asian. If you're not chink, jap, or a kimchi dog-eater, then you're literally trash. Southies need not apply, they are on the bottom of the food chain like pakis.
>>27925543
I've noticed while I'm in college some dark skinned 5'5'' asians get mad ass. They are confident as fuck and are ripped as hell. I'm also afraid that anime con girls are on the spectrum though. Then again, aren't we all?
Anyone else straight but love licking and fucking men's hairless assholes?
maor please
oh neat, a "things that make you go hmmmm" thread
>>27924877
>dubs
>>27924888
>trips
This thread is magic
Post what you are currently listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYoPOJCeJvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNRoApV5T0
Can't stop won't stop
>>27924520
I'm not sure if this song is actually good or if I just like it because the singer is cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpqhQ02OcC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t17Y6VxT6o
>I'm Asexual
>I was born in the wrong body
>I was born gay
>Furries
>OtherKin
tfw
Why is this encouraged ?
They are clearly mentally ill / traumatized but "Live your truth" , "be yourself" , get surgery or deny your species and biology to truly "be yourself"
Why is being delusional encouraged ?
Why do we lie to these people , when di
>>27923351
desu anything other than transexualism is complete utter cancer.
At least transexualism is a scientifically proven condition (Gender Identity Disorder)
Its been around for hundreds of years wheres shit like "otherkins", "asexuals" etc have only been around since the late 90's and have come into the spotlight since the birth of tumblr and the rise of feminism which cements them further that they are BS.
As a insane gay person I must agree, the Jew koolaid is making people die.No one gives a fuck, even Im too dead inside to give a fuck,in little ways removing yourself from the natural order of things is freeing
>>27923410
Gay and bisexual is as old as Alexander the great man
>mom found the piss toilet
>>27923333
the what?
oregano compliment
>>27923333
>wife's son's husband finds the quads
>sister finds the spare hair boxes
What's the most fucked up thing you would do for a million dollars?
Bonus: give a story of the most fucked up thing you've actually done for any sum of money
Its subjective
>>27923179Your mom. XDXDXDXD
I let a guy fuck my ass for $200. I'm not gay. I didn't enjoy it, it was uncomfortable and kind of painful, and I had to prep beforehand (cleaning, stretching with fingers, lube). I would probably do it again if I was strapped for cash, sadly.
Show us your scars
>>27922739
if you say so OP
I am serious. My dad had to rub cream on it for about 3 months.
>>27922739
Oh my god OP, i am so sorry that you lost your dick! How did it happen?
