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Roasties aka big labia vaginas are infact scar tissue caused by friction. It doesnt have to be intercourse it just just aswell be a fist or a bedpost.
Big labia is the biggest whore trait since ancient egypt. Women with big labia were deemed whores and not suitable partners or mothers. They are used up broken goods fit for nothing but prostitution.
Anyone else think women with big labia should just kill themselves?
>>27903625
But what if it was rape?
discuss
original commentu desu desu senpai
>>27903658
im pretty sure most women who get raped are whores
Why do all numales have a certain doughy look?
>>27902514
Man she is hot though!
>>27902532
>Man she is leaning on becoming a future fattie though!
Fixed that for u.
>>27902532
I mean he may be a cuck but look at that chick! He's probably a robot too. Shiiiiiiit this is by far the worst example.
Who russian here?
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>>27902057
Dont say bad words. Its not polite.
Me but I don't feel like typing in Russian.
are these shoes autism? my shoes are falling apart and i need new ones. these look comfy as fuck but i dont want to broadcast my autism to the world even more than i currently do
autism shoes thread
>>27901206
nope.... fuckboy-ish or just girly. No autism tho
>>27901206
i see all the normies wearing them, so i guess you can call them normie-tier
I own two pairs of those. I'd recommend them if you're looking for comfort. Nobody has ever given me feedback on how they look on me so I couldn't be able to tell if I look autistic in them.
I've decided to become a sociopath. I'm tired of being unloved. I'm an engineer...2/3rds of my co-workers have no children, and of the 1/3 with children half are obvious cucks. I did everything right for society, and was repaid with used-up women who lied to me and destroyed what little success I had left.
I've been redpilling myself real hard and now I understand why the finance guys and salesmen I know get laid and get love, despite fucking over everyone else. They are selfish and high value, and people respect that.
At my worst I reached a 4 gallon piss bottle level. It felt like my soul was being ripped out and shredded while still attached as I read story after story of the hot liar getting the girl and the good beta getting robbed and left for dead.
One of my uncles is about to kill himself because his only child wasted her youth being a failed actress and is now raising another man's kids.
Another one of my uncles lost 2/3 of his shit in a divorce and has to see his wife's hotter lover at family events.
Another one of my uncles is married to a fat woman who cheats on him. He has 1 daughter who's slutty and depressed.
My dad is OK because he's aloof and disrespectful to my mom. He got 3 semi-Chad sons.
Three bankers I've met enjoy cheating on their girlfriends with dozens of young soft women. They especially enjoy spreading herpes.
I'm so goddamn tired of being shit on. Until I can engineer an engine of moral oppression, I will out-sociopath the sociopaths.
What would Jesus do? Get tortured to death.
What would Patrick Bateman do? Fuck hundreds of beautiful women, then retire young.
Starting today I do what a high-value sociopath does: I train hard, I lie as much as possible, I outsmart and crush my enemies totally, I am 100% selfish and enjoy hurting other people, and I believe it is my God-given right to enjoy everything I want while mercilessly and swiftly punishing everyone who annoys me.
Fuck everyone else. You losers should suffer.
Cool story fag. Engineering sucks dicks anyway should have become a programmer.
Noone will miss you
Bateman fucked prostitutes. Your mother is cucking you with your dad.
You can't choose to be a sociopath. You can try and act like one but if you weren't screwed over enough as a kid, you probably won't be able to make it.
Also why the fuck do you care about all of your pathetic uncles and all of those people around you? Just do what feels the most natural to you instead of being some edgy Patrick Bateman copycat.
saturday night ausbots, what're you all doing tonight?
made cheese pizza for dindins and just finished fucking my onahole to some JAV
pic related, feels good to squeeze the ass
currently having a few drinks and watching some anime. might play some wow later
I've been sleeping with someone I met on tinder. He's fat, ugly, and a single mum but it's sex. She wants me to go to a party with her tonight but I don't want to be seen in public with her.
>>27901142
you should probably go to that party and get the fuck off this board
>>27901113
I literally have that same fuck toy
It was like 350 bucks
This was the number one post on reddit today
I don't remember signing up to the reddit newsletter
>getting married to someone you're not 100% committed too
>divorcing your long-standing husband/wife because you can't just masturbate
>cheating on your SO instead of just breaking up with them
Western civilization, everyone
>>27900975
Well get ready, cuck.
Anyone else here cry uncontrollably when they see romantic things because they know they'll never have such an amazing experience?
>>27900867
Sometimes when it's family related (love) tears drop from my eyes uncontrollably
>>27900890
Yeah, I have that one too.
>>27900902
Feel.
This is why I always go to action movies.
I remember watching bridge to tiribirthia alone and crying like a bitch. Thank god no one was around
A guy I work with hasn't bathed in over 2 years. He's dirty and crusted and smells like shit. He's kind of alright though because we watch anime and play vidya together. He has a lot of fun with that.
He's someone I watch for work. Every time I try to talk him into bathing or washing he ignores me and locks himself in his room.
What tactics can I use to convince this guy to wash himself?
Convince him that washing is critical for him to continue being employed. You can persuade him that the managers are growing dissatisfied with his scent.
Or you could do what my friend did to this other girl:
>Army training for reserves
>Girl refuses to shower despite it being two days
>Rest of squad decide to cover her in mud, especially her hair
>She's forced to shower else she'll look like a mud golem
Just replace mud with something else that leaves a nasty scent but do it with a few friends so the blame is split
>>27900680
He's a client, not an employee. Around 20 years old
I think you'd need to have the idea in your mind that he does want to wash, but he's too impulsive, and he probably knows this. I've been trying to decrease my impulsivity a lot lately; here are some internet things I found especially useful:
http://lesswrong.com/lw/3w3/how_to_beat_procrastination/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqhzFd4NUPI (yes I know she said some triggering things somewhere in the middle of the lecture but the main point is really important)
https://www.psychologytoday.com/files/attachments/59029/happy-chemicals.pdf
Well after playing Fallout 4 for a few hours as well as Jedi knight 2 and a few other games, I finally confirmed that vidya brings me no pleasure at all anymore.
In fact I can't stand them at all. They leave me a weird uncomfortable impression, kind of like being drunk. It's awful.
I bought Fallout 4 when it first came out and I can't bring myself to finish it kek, can't be fucked keeping track of all these stats and storylines
>playing shit games
>surprised when it brings you no pleasure
>>27899952
>>27899975
Probably because fallout 4 is a terrible game and kedi knight 2 has very little challenge.
Play a game you have to put some thought into and maybe you'll actually enjoy it.
I'm an absolute mess and I'm progressively becoming crazier. I've been a NEET shut-in since high school (which is about 4 years). I'm a kissless, handholdless, virgin and the most social interaction I've had in years was going to the psych ward a month ago.
Ask me absolutely anything you want.
>>27899859
is shitposting still fun?
Why'd you go to a psych-ward, anon?
You had a Chad body, how did you become crazy? Did you develop schizophrenia or something?
>women poop themselves when giving birth
disgusting
there are cases where it fell into the babies mouth and the baby died
>>27899380
Why are women so gross?
>>27899380
I bet you that's never happened. Ever.
That doesn't even make any fucking sense.
So say you somehow had an actual one of these, whose name would you write in it?
My own.
>Free at last
My own name.
every single world leaders name and watch the world descend into chaos for the lulz
Why are girls so slow at messaging?
Like when a girl messages a guy he responds instantly but girls take much longer.
Why?
>>27897723
because each girl is talking to 5+ guys at once and they don't care about you more than any of the others. just stringing you along for attention and in case they need something from you in the future
>>27897723
why don't men have anything better to do with their time than sit and wait for a message to come up so they can answer it immediately?
you come off as a desperate creep when you do that. like you barely know each other and already you're devoting all your attention to just some silly messages. no one wants to think about how overwhelming a person like that would be in person. come on, have some common sense, people have other things in their life that aren't you.
u stinky
Who here /Canada/?
>>27897581
ME
Toronto
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>>27897581
baka tbqh
Friendly reminder you can't be a robot if you live close to the american border
