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It seems like alot of people come here from boards devoted to escapes like a and v, but the longer you are on 4chan, the more people seem to gravitate to r9k. I see people on this board all the time that browse a, tv, etc but end up here. How many of you started on a board dedicated to escapes and ended up here?
>>27874969
Refugee from /pol/ reporting in. Can't do it anymore, can't talk about jews and niggers, it's just not interesting to me anymore.
r9k is my final resting place and as the 4chan banner says. I'm here FOREVER.
>>27874969
>the more people seem to gravitate to r9k
That's because the longer you're on 4chan - the more addcited you're on Internet, the less interest you have for a real life and following consequences.
>>27875011
I agree i was on pol for so long but after awhile i just burned out. It's all the same hate over and over there.
Anyone get serious nostalgia for 2000-2010 internet?
What is this shit we are in right now, everyone's a fucking normie
even the people here are normies
HELL, I AM A NORMIE
No the past was shit, and nostalgia is a filter preventing you from confronting reality.
>>27873085
A little.
Really I don't mind how things are. Each day, regardless of whether it's good or bad, holds something new and interesting.
I remember seeing weebls funny flash animations for the first time, they were always good days. But I think if every day was predictable, even something as great as Magical Trevor would become dull.
I always look forward to tomorrow. New shitposts. New (You)s.
BADGER BADGER BADGER
original
Fuck this shit.
I am quite literally in love with someone i can never be wiith. At first it was just a crush, but its gotten worse with each day. I cant handle these feels, i really cant. Im legitimately in pain. I have never ever felt this way before, and its destroying me from the inside.
Why does this happen.
>>27873007
Because of hormones in the brain, mostly oxytocin. Also social conditioning. Treat it like a drug addiction, because that's literally what it is.
>>27873007
Dw family eventually ur brain juices run out and you become incapable of feeling love.
Takes about 2 years of unrequited to deplete.
>>27873062
>Treat it like a drug addiction, because that's literally what it is
This. You couldnt have described it better.
Why does this world have to be so cruel. I didnt ask for this.
>tfw only 20 more days of high school left
Who /senior/ here?
>>27872696
19 year old super senior. Earned my final credits before spring break so I'm just breezin' until graduation.
>>>/underagebaby/
>>27872715
How'd you do that anon
>Chad L I T E R A L L Y makes her scream in primal pleasure
>>27871926
Don't see why a woman would want a massive dick in her.
Seems as useless as a small penis.
>chad
>posts tyrone
You must be new
>>27872074
They don't unless they're getting paid for it. It would only feel good if they were working their clit from start to finish.
But this isn't real life. This is 4chan. A reality constructed so that every detail causes you pain and distress, that you willingly take part in every day.
What can you do to combat suicidal urges, when they're particularly strong?
>>27871655
Well if you kill yourself you won't have those urges anymore desu
>>27871655
Cut yourself
It's fun
>>27871655
I cut myself
What does /r9k/ think of pizza?
>>27871341
Love pizza, and not that bitch ass bitch, but the slice kind.
>>27871341
pizza is the best thing to eat when you high as fuck niqqa
I work at a pizza buffet. I've grown to hate pizza when all you eat is pizza.
Even when im at home i just eat cold pizza because im too broke to buy food lmao
>supermodel
>can actually code and runs classes
>will be starring in a movie
>23 yo
i guess when you're attractive and happy you can achieve anything you like
fuck my life up senpai
2/10 upper lip too thin would not bang
>>27871305
It certainly makes it easier. I'm suspicious of the coding claim, that is hard work and no one save prodigies like Carmack are really any good at that age.
>>27871526
>implying shitting out games makes you a "prodigy"
> meet a cool chick at work. get her number
> wait 3 days before hitting her up
> send her text in pic related
> 4 hours later no response
> 0 points to gryffindor
> why did I go that route
> just end my life senpai
>>27870858
>yea! ten points to gryffindor if you can remember my name
wow
commento originali
>>27870858
>0 points to gryffindor
top kek
lets talk about penis sizes and how important/unimportant they are to you.
females: why is the biggest penis you've had sex with the best?
males: has a girl ever told you that she wished you had a bigger penis?
>>27870319
No you retard I'm a fucking virgin.
5.5 by 5.
I don't have gf cause I literally do not meet women. Not because my tiny dick scares me.
>>27870319
well your tiny dick certainly isn't helping your confidence m8
>>27870319
Actually I prefer small dicks
Three inches or less is best
>you will never go food shopping with TayTay.
Is there a worst feel?
>TayTay has to buy her own groceries
>>27870274
>""""""people"""""" find her attractive
>>27870274
I don't get the obsession with her. I really, really don't. Her face looks weird and her body isn't at all apealing apart from the legs. Please explain what's so attractive about her.
Cheeseburgers, fries and coke!
Prove to me that there is a more orgasmic food out there.
You can't.
>>27868082
You're right.
But it depends heavily on the burger
Fuck I'm hungry
A bacon cheeseburger, chili cheese fries, and root beer float. If your gonna do it do it big.
ITT : Feels only you feel
>dad thinks im annoying
literally none of you will relate to this one:
>tfw no gf
>>27867935
>dad thinks im gay
I am but I tell him I'm not and he wont believe me.
>>27867935
I have one friend left, from high school.
Since I got fat with depression I can't even dare to meet her. It's been more than a year since the last time I saw her face to face.
>tfw you don't want to lose friend cause you never see her
>tfw you're afraid she won't be your friend anymore when she sees what you've become
>watching jap porn
>the girl starts rubbing and licking the guy's nipples
>>27867553
>watching jap porn
>the girl starts rubbing and licking a stack of pixels
>>27867553
>the girl starts rubbing and licking the guy's nipples
there is literally nothing wrong with this
if you dont like it watch some shit western porn where the guy screams HOOOOOOWWWDDYYYY COWBOY while he climaxes
>guy makes sound
>any part of the guy is the focal point for any moment
I don't watch porn with a guy and a girl anymore. Either solo or lesbian. Or I just use my imagination
Why don't you accept that Chad has won? Then you can offer to live as has personal cock sleeve?
I'm trapping right now but still have no boyfriend.
>>27866455
>>27866631
Please, both of you seek professional medical help. Mental illness is not something to be proud of, phamilianos
>>27866455
Chad is pretty cool m8 but at the same time, it's not about winning. You give and he takes, sure. He loves it and you love it. At the same time if he is not giving it like you enjoy, you can replace him.
