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So you're depressed anon. Why haven't you gone out, smoked DMT, and transcended the basic geometry of this fraudulent universe? What do you robots have to lose?
Where do i get dmt
Darknet?
>>27881680
Drugs don't let you enter parallel universes, you drugfags are trying to make your hobby seem more sophisticated than it is because you're actually retarded
Well.. there's TV, radio, books, video games, 4chan, manga, Internet research etc keeps depression at bay.
Fembots, do you ever get depressed at how beautiful some women are?
I mean I imagine this girl has a better face than most women on here. Cuter face and nicer hair and eyes.
>>27881464
Burn in hell dumb cunt.
Saged.
>>27881464
Just buy a motorcycle and i'll let you be my gf regardless of how you look.
I'm not a fembot but no.
And if I start aging I'll just get a facelift and somehow remove my wrinkles, which I'm sure there'll be a way by then.
What killed the internet?
>>27881358
Jews.
Thank Zuckerberg
>>27881358
posts like urs
The internet is alive and better than ever
Ask someone who is about to get circumsized anything
Im on a hospital bed right now waiting
>>27880942
Why do you want to cut part of your dick off?
We have so many questions..
Enjoy your dick-head rubbing against your pants for weeks lmao
>Hehe, um, anon, I um, thank-you. I really like it when you splurt all your cum inside me. It feels really nice to hold you close and just um well it's reeeeeeeeally embarrasing saying this but I wouldn't mind becoming your wife! You've already probably gotten me um...well...
>Oh goodness sweetie, I probably shouldn't be saying any of this. Let's just enjoy this little moment. I love you. I love you lots and lots! ehehehe~
>>27880626
Seek help you mentally ill faggot.
This is autistic as hell but it makes me upset no one will ever love me
>>27880639
Hahahahahahaha best response ever /endthread now I am posting this on reddit
He reads fiction
he pretends to be a girl on 4chan
He posts a "red flags for guys" threads on 4chan.
What's wrong with reading fiction?
Who /lazy genius/ here?
>tfw had a 2.7 GPA in H.S. and a 2340 SAT score
I'm a fool
>>27878822
"IM SMART I JUST DONT TRY"
Fuck off you're retarded and you know it
>>27878822
I have genius level IQ and work a low-paying office job because I couldn't stand university.
Have you ever bullied a girl?
Why did you do it?
>>27873943
all the time. typically i only am mean or rude to attractive girls or the ones who think they're attractive because they are so used to everyone giving them what they want, so I guess in my mind I'm getting back at women for how awful they are.
When I was in 3rd grade this mexican girl came up to me and asked why this vietnamese girl had more friends then her. I told her it's probably because she's just better than you, which is what I honestly thought. No surprise she ran off bawling her eyes out. (If for some reason she's reading this, sorry about that, you were an awesome violinist)
Cause I liked her and she liked me.
I wonder why I treated her like shit instead of fucking her. I'll never know.
late night argument edition
Post dicks lads
Dont think, just do it.
>not calling it rabbit edition
why even live?
>>27871230
>Much better than you do evidently
>both cover people acting in a situation where one knows nothing and one knows something in the general area, but not pertinent to the specific situation.
I like how this 1 sentence destroyed your pathetic "durrr you cannot compare" yet you still haven't give a proper logical reply to it
>>27871271
Look at the picture you fucking mong. The ears are WAY too fucking big to run at full speed.
Notice how they also face downwards and inwards?
Ever wondered why wild rabbit ears face upwards and outwards?
Good grief.
http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html
I'm indifferent to anything having to do with politics. I just wanna see the world burn.
>>27869995
CORY
CORY
CORY
IN THE HOUSSEEEEEEEEE
I guess not being a Christcuck, not wanting to go to war for democracy in sandnigger countries and not wanting corporations to fuck over the environment made me a leftist now.
Oh well.
>tfw no mommy gf to put her butt in my face
>>27855978
Dont remind me again anon goddamnit
>>27855978
*BBBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFHHHHHHTTTTT*
OH MY GOD SORRY ANON I DIDN'T SEE YOU LAYING THERE
>no hard working gf to let me be her house husband
How do cuckolds even get girlfriends?
by talking to girls.
>>27883955
Their girlfriend do not respect or love them most of women are more attracted to Bulls .women just keep cuck as their provider and fuck tons of bull , why wouldn't a women date a cuck
>>27883994
That's bullshit. Women love their cucks very sincerely and deeply.
Is lying on train tracks and waiting for a train to hit you an easy, painless way to die?
you'll make the trains late, OP. it's a very selfish way to die.
>>27881484
that's like asking if getting attacked by a group of medievel soldiers with long swords, mallets, maces, and sabers is an easy, painless way to die.
great way to get attention yes. wait till the train is alot closer then jump infront.
welp cya later im gunna enjoy the rest of this century
Tsubasa Honda is the absolutely only reason I have to live right now.
Wait, are waifu threads allowed here?
I tried to find somewhere to post cute girls, but all other boards are either 2D or 3D porn.
Anyway, how is it possible to be this lovely?
Also, when you watch her interviews, you`ll notice how she`s a little bit dumb, but extremely innocent and brigth.
Ausbots, how are you spending your Friday night?
No cyborg/normie posting please
Just got back from my nightly walk.
>>27880968
I'm in bed on my phone shit posting. Fucking normies going out on Fridays.
Depressed as fuck neet here tfw no gf.
My bf is working so I'm at home shitposting.
