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List what you typically eat everyday
Why are you fat?
Today I've eaten
>Ensure shake
>Banana
>Energy bar
>A dozen glazed donuts
Kill me.
>>27889299
Today I've eaten:
>granny smith apple
>regular apple
>orange
>can of dr. pepper
I'm 5'6" 250 pounds.
>>27889299
about 4 spicy soft tacos from taco bell
that's gonna be it for the day
"there's no time to explain, get in the car!"
m-my mom told me n-not to!
>>27887449
"get in the fucking car!"
>>27887424
But I'm black unzips cock
Why doesn't /r9k/ just date a fat chick?
they don't want me either OP
I rather date a HIGH TEST woman instead.
>>27885677
I can't get one. I'm /fit/ and attractive, and I can't get one. I'm repulsed by fat girls but I would still date and fuck one.
Post em, brobots
>>27878887
Goddamn, this is so beautiful. I wish I lived somewhere like this. It's too bland and boring and ugly where I live.
>>27878887
Where is this by the way?
>>27878887
nice work. I took this last night
>be handholdess kissless virgin robot
>started going to the gym in high school
>wasn't trying to impress girls, just for fun
>now freshman year at University
>be in physics, some Stacy decides to talk to me >talk back to her, but be very cold and reserved
>earlier today she asks me if I can help her study
>agree, she asks if it can be at my place
>n-no, let's meet somewhere else
>about an hour ago she messages me
>invites me to a party she's hosting
>what the fuck
I'm like the coldest, least emotional person in that class. Why the FUCK is Stacy being nice to me? Is it a fucking conspiracy?
they're gonna prank you at the party. don't go. everyone is always out to get the robot.
>>27893470
>stacy invites you over
>all her friends come out from behind the couches and other rooms
>AHAHAHAHAHA ANON thought he had a chance with her, can you ACTUALLY believe it?
>>27893470
maybe because she thinks your attractive
or she's just being nice
literally why not go to the party at least you'd get free snacks
Any objections? I think we can all agree on this.
other than fruit loops which do in fact suck, all the shit and low tier ones should be on the top.
>>27890261
t. fat american children
>kix
shit tier
>smorz
god tier
Its like a nigger came up with this list.
Just took some MDMA.
Waiting for it to kick in.
Also /drugthread/
>>27889546
Have fun anon! Stay safe.
>>27889546
Looking forward to that come up dump on the toilet?
>>27889864
>encouraging degeneracy
How's your Friday night going so far?
glad holidays finally ends
>>27888977
Just the usual.
Listening to Kill Em All and Ride The Lightning remasters that have been released today.
>>27888977
Bad.
>no alcohol
>no friends
>nowhere to go tonight
Smokers are disgusting. I don't want to think about how you rationalize putting these things in your mouth, it's a dirt cheap crop mixed with dozens of poisons. You might as well just eat fucking dirt and dogshit off the ground. What a gross habit.
>>27888202
That's why I vape. It's only water vapor and it makes betas like you mad when I do it indoors
>>27888202
Who cares man. Part of why i smoke Is because i am accepting myself as a degenerate
True, I only smoke the ones I've rolled, along with the tobacco I've inspected.
Reminder that if you don't have a cut dick you have absolutely zero benefit in regards to pleasure and 95% of women find your dick disgusting.
>>27888130
Has your bare tip ever brushed against your underwearz? Fuckin hurts breh
>>27888170
Feels great man. It's more sensitive to pleasure from the front of my pants
>>27888130
That's dumb. I was circumsized when I was 4 or 5 and I clearly remember my gland hurting like fuck against fabric and losing all sensitivity. It must be way better to feel pleasure during masturbation and even ejaculatiion to have that skin on.
Not even murican btw
I am starting to wagecuck at burger king as a crew member next week for 12$/h.
What should I expect?
Obnoxious customers and fatties.
Expect people to no longer think you are a piece of human garbage draining your country for money every week like a neetcuck
>>27887960
A complete loss of belief in humanity, followed by crippling depression.
>talking with people while looking at them in the eyes
Why is this so hard holy shit
Same boat.
Should I maintain eye contact all the time or drop it? And if I have to drop it when, where, for how long?
cuz ur autistic m8
Because, if you look too deep into a normies eyes, you will see they have no soul. truly frightening
name a pokemon and ill draw it as garfield
>>27887839
Charizard desu
>>27887839
do Lapras
>>27887839
Gardevoir
Origami Comment
For a little while, let's forget our worries and pretend we had a Misaki to talk to.
Misaki Friday.
>>27887344
i'm not dead yet, and i'm streaming tonight
This novel arrived today. Feels good. I've heard it's different from and manga and anime in a lot of parts.
>>27887513
I'm seeing ghosts.
>>27887538
Very different, yes. Enjoy!
How do you cope with having no gf in your 30s? I'm 32 now and it's eating at me even worse than it was when I was younger. I thought it was supposed to get easier being a kissless virgin at this age?
>>27887072
I'm also a 32 yo KV... Even now I sometimes curl into a ball and cry.
>>27887072
>>27887115
Shit, I'm 19 and already feel worthless.
Have a hug.
At your age you should have enough disposable income to afford high class escorts.
