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Omegle time.
/IsThisloss/ edition
tags: r9k, robot 9001
op
robot9001*
I've been following this guy for a while. Scratches the Omegle itch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Uo2va9WRU
bampalamp
ITT: Escapist fantasies and power fantasies you have had or have.
Bonus points for inducing second hand embarrassment and cringe.
>listen to music and fantasize i'm a superhero
>powers are a bit cosmic and undefined but befriend other heroes and save the world
>everybody loves me
>girl I like is impressed
>have tons of friends everywhere
>fly around the world having adventures
>>27903887
Forgot to mention.
>imagine epic fights to the music with the fight playing out with the sound of the music or to the theme of the song
>I gain incredible strength, even compared to what I already have
>unable to feel pain
>slaughter everyone on the planet mercilessly, starting with those I know personally
Revenge fantasies after being mistreated. If I don't smoke weed they invade my thoughts easily.
Why don't you get on Tinder anon?
Check out all these great women!
Don't you want to man up robots?
You could become the next Robin Williams with a wife's son named Zelda
This girl is half Anvil
Post a picture of yourself and I'll give you a virtual makeover to look like a girl. Pictures must be head on and with decent lighting to be done the best.
>>27917142
Do you have any examples?
original
>>27917142
>Pictures must be head on
>>27917142
and here's some complimentary titties
PLS HELP
IM TRAMATIZED
MY 16 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST HAD SEX EITH HER BOYFRIEND IN HER ROOM AND I HEARD IT ALL
IM MORBIDLY DISGUSTED I WAS BROWSING TRUMPGEN WHEN I HEAR LOUD MOANS
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOVIE THEY WERE WATFHING BUT NO
I FUCKING WANT TO DRIVE A KNIFE DOWN MY EAR
I HAVE FAILED AS A BROTHER TO KEEP HER A VIRGIN (HER BF IS 15)
WHAT THE FUK DO I DO GOD DAMN
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO
>>27915795
Post sounds via vocaroo.
>>27915795
tell your parents lmao
>>27915795
more details pls
original comment
who /ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOSING IT/ here?
>>27915216
Not me m8 I have everything under control
That picture reminded me I could go buy a gun and shoot myself any time I want, and that's comforting.
So yes. Time to continue putting off my Seroquel taper in the name of continuing to sleep.
>>27915216
Right here senpai.
>spend 3 years at a community college
>finally able to transferout
>get accepted to a decent 4-year public university
>lose admission because financial aid din't process in time
>meanwhile parents don't give a shit
Out of my entire family I'm the only one that had an actual desire to go to college.
Just tell me some things you're embarrased of.
>I'm 22 and I actually never bothered to learn most of the multiplication table. Everytime I see a situation where I'd have to do math without a calculator I panic very hard.
Can't tie shoelaces.
Never had them as a kid.
So far this is pretty pathetic. I have something I can do little about. My dick is too thin for a normal condom and frankly even japanese porn dicks are thicker than mine.
>>27914702
I can't drive. I can't turn for shit without crashing into something
But I'm pretty sure most of /r9k/ can't either, so that makes me feel better.
OMG girls, look it's my baby brother, anon
i think i would just act gay in that situation
girls love gay guys dont they?
All those choices. I love you, sis.
>>27914679
>"uhhh, h-HEY Stacie"
>*looks down and blushes* "haha oh and Stacie friends"
>"AHAHAHAHA STACIE HE'S SO FUNNY!!!!"
>getout.exe
Why haven't you become a girl yet? It's so easy
>>27913746
It requires a fair amount of being lucky in the genetic lottery. I would if I could though.
too lazy to do voice training
I'm doing the best I can.
His wife stayed with him for 8 years, until his death.
Would you do the same for a girl, lets say, if some jealous guy spilled acid on her face?
>>27913035
Uh no that is an outright lie. He got burned in 2005.Was with her before that. They got married and she divorced him less than a year later. 5 years later he committed suicide. Its in his wikipedia page for fucks sake.
>>27913088
If I was that dude I would either join the guys that made him that way or try to 1 man army them all
>>27913088
Checked.
What's his name?
Just remember that the story about jerking off on your face is not a story about you, but about them. About how much of a bunch of monsters they are. Don't forget that.
>>27912846
Why kill yourself when you have the perfect face to be a tranny?
I look pretty similar to you and I have a GF. A lot of women like feminine looking guys. Online dating is not great for dudes in general, you might be able to succeed but you'd need to be pretty persistent. I'd recommend trying to meet people in person.
>>27912977
5 days ago I posted my picture on an anonymous rating website to get an honest idea of how ugly and non-masculine I actually am. I got rated 2.7 out of fucking 10 guys. 2.7. Females nowadays date up by at least 2-3, am I going to have to look for a 0.7/10 girlfriend? Is that what my life has come to? It's fucking over for me buddy boyos.
Have hope to give? Need some? Fuck all the gf bait threads, this is one for those of us who are just struggling to live, however you define life.
Thanks to an anon in another thread, I have some hope for the future again. I want to share that, because I think you deserve it just as much as I do.
>>27912623
Good for you, I will bump. I have no will to live anymore and nothing will change that, I may even be on the verge of ignorance. Conventional help only works for those who can feel emotion, not for those born with anhedonia
>>27912738
Anhedonia sounds like purgatory. I honestly can't imagine your life, and I can't say you can find happiness, but I hope you find your peace, anon, whatever that may entail.
>>27912892
Thanks op, hopefully there's light at the end of this tunnel for you, and for whomever else stumbles upon this thread
Anyone else get really disappointed when you're giving a guy pity sex and he has a huge dick?
When I'm doing a favor for someone who obviously won't get any after me, I prefer to be dominant. If the beta has a huge dick, I feel I'm the one that's the lesser being. I like watching videos where virgin guys lose their virginity to a porn star or professional sex worker and I get turned off if the guy's penis isn't small or average. I've only done pity sex for 2 guys. The first guy had a 4 inch penis and I enjoyed that. The next had a 6 inch penis and it killed the mood, but I'm a woman of my word so I went through with it anyway. I don't mind a big dick if it's my boyfriend. I just don't like it on a guy that's at a lower social status than me.
tl:dr
>filename
good music taste familia
>>27911489
How big is too big? Is 5 inches an okay size?
>>27911955
5 inches is fine. 6 and above is too big for someone who is a 'robot'
what are you balding robots doing about your balding? do you just accept it as being part of a genetically inferior man, or is there still a spark of hope within you that you will turn things around in your life and it would be nice to have hair at that point, i.e, you are using propecia+minoxidil every day even though you're a complete shut-in NEET.
i'm of the second kind.
>>27911182
I heard fish oil helps stop thinning and reverse some hair loss, is this true?
I take finasteride desu and I think the balding stopped and my hair got thicker.
>>27911218
i wouldn't count on fish oils doing anything.
TFW you cannot relate to any coming-of-age media, like this comic here or adventure time or whatever the fuck else
>>27910807
Nigger tongue my anus
OREGANO
>>27910807
What the fuck happened on the mind of the man who draw this ?
>>27910807
I promise I will make robot comics for you all to enjoy just give me time dudes.
