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Be honest.
You all think you're better than normies and chads, don't you?
>>27932036
I think i'm better than anyone
>>27932423
I think i'm better than you (You)
>>27932036
to be honest, no...i used to when i was in my teens, now im growing up more i realise im just jealous
Have you even been to Wendy's? It's literally one of the best restaurants in the United States.
>based junior bacon cheeseburgers
>based spicy chicken nugs for $1.00
>dr.pepper
>free catsup
>friendly service and happy employees
When you can feed an entire family of 4 for 11 dollars, you know that you've found a great spot. They will treat your right and Wendy's and it's been proven that baked potatoes help cure depression and they sell those there
Head on down to Wendy's today! Wendy's-we have the meat!
I bet ya vote for Bernie wankers as well
wendy's is alright, thanks for reminding me we have one nearby i haven't been in a while
why are the burgers square and the buns round i dont like this
>I live but a few short miles from these two turbo-stacys.
>>27930901
Time for mischievous devilish pepe activities
is that photoshopped? the lefts legs look so out of proportion
>>27930901
Holy Christ man.
Some nigger might be tapping those asses though.
Yo Ontario bro here. I got a hijab gf, and got dome from her last night, also got to play with her pussy, she got wet super quick. Jealous?
Met her about a month ago at my college campus, she was chilling at the lounge at my campus. I knew she couldn't be the religious type esp with the clothes she was wearing. Crept up to her and started a convo and one thing to another got her number and we started chilling. Pakistani hijabi.
Pic kind of related, since she does smoke up with me too.
Pure hijabi Muslim fuck slut.
Jealous.
proof i post this thread on other boards fucking mods delete
>>27929878
>>27929918
how did you do it? i want this fuck
>>27929878
Just because you've decided to shitpost about your paki girlfriend on /r9k/ instead of /fit/ this time doesn't mean that you won't get people bullying you and making fun of your autism and your porn site commenter-tier writing skills again
Hello /r9k/!
Today, let's talk about you:
What is something you're really good at?
How did you become so good at it?
What is something you really want to learn and why?
Share your thoughts.
Bumping for glory...
>>27929768
>What is something you're really good at?
Card games like Yugioh, MTG and Rhythm games.
>How did you become so good at it?
I just played them alot and I guess I improved as time went on
>What is something you really want to learn and why?
I would love to play the drums, the only thing holding me back is the money it costs to get a set, I just gotta put money away I guess.
I'm good at being a loser and a social retard, i've been doing it my whole life after all
Any Medbots here? Rising first year med student here. What should I expect? I plan on going for radiology for minimal patient contact. All other grad school bots feel free to reply as well.
>>27929447
>that guy
>ambition
How about being independent and working for themselves like the feminists say?
Ofcourse he is good looking
So I have finally lost my virginity to a girl from northern china. We've been together for 7 months now and I'm her first boyfriend.
At times she is super weird and barely speaks, and she cries about dumb stuff as well and is very clingy.
Anyway, today she told me she hates asian males and gave a very repulsed facial expression. She also said "They just play with their little thing infront of the computer", which makes me laugh internally since I have fapped to every hentai there is.
I really like her alot, she is very traditional and not like the spoiled loud ugly white cunts today. And she knows how to cook and clean.
But her statement about asian males, makes me wonder abit, I consider it to be a red flag? Do me and her have a future together?
Anyone else have asian girlfriend? They are really fucking easy to get, I filtered out 2 other asian girls before, because one was average looking but fish breath, and the other one was attractive but her friend hated me and I dont want to deal with that shit.
>>27929412
if pic related is you, then well done
so yeah, now you no longer a virgin and you have gf GTFO THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT
>>27929477
It isn't him. Reverse image search.
>>27929412
She sounds mentality ill. So your average women, basically.
>be 24 yo fat black 5'9" antisocial nerd in college
>see the most beautiful ~18 year old white grill I've ever seen
>never speak to her but always hear/see her talk
>she acts really shy around her friends, barely talks etc
>her boyfriend is a Tyrone: black, 6'2", tattooed all over, calls her "baby", slaps her ass while openly flirting with other girls
>she worships him
>tfw too white for my blackness
>tfw too black for my whiteness
>know I'll never have a chance
>once almost cry when I see his disgusting pierced tongue in her mouth
Now I'm 29, dropped out of college, and I still can't get her out of my head. She's a literal 10/10, but she got /blacked/ by a disgusting thug. I'm horrified but at the same time...
Why the fuck am I even alive.
>>27929232
i know that feel bruh. im a mulatto. not black enough and dont fit along with the white folk.
>>27929232
Mah nigga... Oreo. Realize while she may look 10/10, her taste in men a shit, as I'm sure is her taste in everything else, too. You said you haven't even talked to her and gotten to know her? Her personality is probably shallow af. She may seem quiet and shy but it's most likely that she's apathetic about what her own friends say, or she's just clueless to their topics and has no personality and no real interests like most women tend to. Been there done that fambly. Don't ever consider any grill to be a 10/10. Stop being a beta orbiter, move on and erase her from memory. The sooner you get over her and girls like her, you sooner you may find a qt gf.
Why would you want disgusting race mixing slut? Especially one that dates a thug like that
Do you think I have a chance?
>>27928824
I bet she like chocolate.
>>27928824
probably not. even she gets more matches in a week than the average robot gets in a year on tinder
>>27928824
Sadly, no. You do not have a chance.
ITT post the last picture you took or downloaded
>Was doing a heart dissection
ITT: OP doesn't actually care about what other people are doing, he just wanted attention for doing something out of the ordinary
I am constantly on the look out for qt's who ride.
>>27928860
>implying that anyone on here cares about what others are doing
NEET general
Tell me about your life situation and what you do all day.
I've been NEET for 3 years now and i'm looking for a job actually. I'm 22.
I mostly watch films, read books, listen to music, draw, go for walks and eat.
Being NEET can be amazing if you know how to spend your time right and if you can deal with social isolation.
Being dead and shitpost
>>27928664
>living with parents
>sharing room with brother
>'social isolation'
Shut up.
She replied. What do I say back? Not really sure if I feel invested in this girl, so it's whatevs.
>>27927816
That's good. At this point you can playfully give her the option to keep going with puns, or to start a normal conversation.
>invested
>literally said 1 sentence to her
>>27927867
This guys is harsh, but he's right. Keep yourself distanced much much later, anon.
LOLLUL
>my wife's son
>589 likes
Is the kid retarded or something?
He looks 10 at least, how does he not know how to read and write already?
>>27927808
I knew it. I knew this man was a cuck the first time I saw his videos.
My life is over.
I'm ugly. I'm weak. I'm creepy. I'm insane.
Society as a whole rejects me.
My parents disowned me.
Never had any friends, never will.
Women naturally repelled by me, children naturally scared by me.
I'm balding. I'm infertile. I'm anemic. I'm estimated to be dead by 40 like my grandfathers.
I'm a bad person because I was born.
I'm pathetic and I'm not right because I was too cowardly to know to end it before it got worse.
I always fail and I don't understand why.
There is no point to my existence.
I cannot agree to suffer for so many more decades. It will not get better.
For the rest of my life I'm alone. That's who I am and that's why I was born.
I don't deserve love because no one deserves love, not even family. If you think you deserve love you are a sick, awful person.
No one is entitled to love because it is earned, because it requires two sides to the equation and no one wants the love of a subhuman like me.
And why?
Because I stutter when I speak.
Because I look weird.
Because I'm interested in things like arthouse films, like philosophy, like politics. No one wants to hear my redundant rabble about them. No one cares, never did.
Because I'm unattractive. Because I have a pig nose. Because I have an asymmetrical face. Because I wore glasses. Because I have droopy eyes. Because I have too much fucking fat on my fucking god damned cheeks.
I should have been fucking mercy killed in the womb. My parents wanted to take me for a 20 year test drive guess what though turns out I'm not such a great human model but you can't exactly return me to the shop so just shove me in a corner in some god forsaken place and pretended you only had one son the whole time that way the disappoint vaguely goes away and you cant pretend like it's not your fault.
There is no reason for this charade anymore other than my failures which get increasingly humorous as each day goes by and I find a new way to fuck it up.
I'm done.
Sometimes it is necessary to end it on your own terms, anon.
>>27927795
This doesn't work anymore. They've noticed that people who want to end it use their precious helium tanks so they've done the RIGHT THING and filled the tank with more air to lower the ratio into the nonlethal range.
Fuck, I feel for you mate.
Just know that despite what you say, I care for you. I care for anyone who suffers. Also, it might not seem like it right now, but in the grand scheme of things, you really matter.
What you say about love is wrong. Everyone deserves love, just not everyone gets it. But the important thing to understand is that you don't get love if you can't at least love yourself a little first. The reason is that when you hate yourself, you push received love away. Similarly, when you're sad, you push happy people away.
You need to work on your mind, for that's truly where happiness is found. Not to say that everything you've experienced isn't real, it sure is, but you can change the way you perceive the world just by reading mind-opening non-fiction books for example. Reality is a mirror of yourself.
I'm happier than ever, even though I pretty much have no friends and no gf and never socialise. Yet in the past, I've had all of those.
Post your desktop and I'll guess what you're like.
>>27927636
>robot text
>space for text
>>27927767
nice... i haven't played rise of nations in like 8 years
>>27927767
You manly use your computer for video games and anime. You're also probably a lolicon with a guro fetish.
Has autism possibly.
>>27927796
Failed normie. Had a chance but blew it every time. Now he's here because he has nowhere else to go. Doesn't know why he keeps up with class when he feels his future is so bleak.
