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Friendly reminder that manlets are not human and should not be treated as such.
:)
No matter how pathetic I am I will always be 6ft. Lol.
>>27923171
and that's all u got. So every day when u wake up still as much of a loser as the rest of us, u just keep telling urself ur 6ft.
>>27922645
Reminder.
Women use height to keep men arguing over their pussy.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Why can't you just be yourself?
I do not want to.
>>27922481
Who do you want to be?
>>27922451
>be myself at work for years
>go out on works night out
>get good and pissed, have a good time
"wow anon you're so much fun, you should come to work drunk lol"
>go to work drunk
>hug all the girls
>get written up
Greetings r9k
I'm here to remove any shred of despair you casted upon yourself so l'll either grant you a wish, a piece of wisdom or answer any questions.
Rules for wishes
1. Nothing that impedes on the quantum mechanics of this universe
2. No wishing for Infinite wishes
3. No wishing for anything sinful
Once your wish has been granted pick up a random book, turn to a random page and read a random passage for your divine confirmation.
Email me a picture of my future wife
If you are truly god you should know my email faggot
>>27921942
I wish for a femdom gf. Not immediately, but just have complete 100% confirmation that it WILL happen.
Thank you r9k genie
I want wisdom.
highschool - /b/
college - /r9k/
after - /pol/
this is where i spent my time. post your homeboard timelines
>>27921881
College - /pol/ and /fit/
Switched majors - /his/
Switched majors - /biz/
Finally decided - /r9k/
Idk why these coincided
/b/
/out/
/o/
I don't belong here
I don't care
Highschool - b
University - soc
Real life - pol + r9k
>men think they feel depression like us
Why do females even come here?
What the fuck
everyone below me has been trolled
>>27921766
I cant wait till I eanr enough money to buy a piece of land and go off grid so i never have to deal with men and the online community again.
I hate men. Men are useless. They treat women around them like dumb useless fuckholes, if you're not a pretty Stacy you LITERALLY dont exist. If you fit into some weird niche fetish they have they'll treat you like a sex doll and try to catfish nudes out of you, acting like some hot chad to play on your insecurities and self doubt. They think you're stupid enough that you don't know.
They will never date an ugly or fat chick, they'll only fuck them at 2am when they need to get their rocks off. I've seen gorgeous women holding hands and kissing their fat or uglier boyfriends in public, because women will actually look beneath the surface and love whats there.
Men only care about whats society thinks of them and what their ""bros"" think is hot. they'll even talk shit about their girlfriends to their friends to seem cool.
Men don't know loyalty, they'll try to fuck any chick but they fail. If any hot girl went up to a married man they'd sleep with her in a heart beat. They do it all under the guise of "satisfying their primal urges" like their no good animals. At least when a woman cheats its because they have feelings for the other person.
Men are shit and I hate them. I wish we could hang shitty men.
>>27921088
>Men are useless
Cmon now, that's just silly
>>27921114
theyre wastes of space. I'd rather live in the stone era than deal with men
>>27921088
Hey, this is pretty good. I almost thought you were serious for a moment.
do ugly women make better wives?
>>27920416
I dunno but who the fuck would give a scarf as a gift? Fucking senpai cheap ass bastard
>>27920416
>muffler
what?
>>27920416
>muffler
Cool exhaust bro.
Who here /destined to never be happy/?
>>27919448
If pic is related, don't buy into the transgender meme. For the love of god don't transition.
I am transitioning. I have never been happier! I started a few months after i turned 16.
Reporting in. I have recently come to realize that I am destined to kill myself, in some way or another. My self destructive tendencies are unsustainable and I will die someday, even if it's not because I directly take my own life, it will be my fault. I am okay with this, I don't enjoy living.
Any fembots here who would trade shrinking a few inches heightwise for losing a cup. I am 5'6 and a D cup and I would most definitely be a C cup if i could lose 2 inches and be 5'4.
Anything below a D-cup shouldn't even be considered a woman. Fuck off.
>>27916723
oops i think i said it the wrong way round i meant trade losing a cup for the purpose of being shorter
yea i dunno.... i'm 5'4 and i actually really enjoy being that height. i'm an A cup but i don't think i'd want to be a bigger breast size if it meant i'd have to be taller which is funny cuz when i was younger i wanted to be taller so bad
Come bros let's huehue and share our feels
>roasties and gringos btfo
quem aqui e de curitiba?
>tfw no qt gf in a country where all grills are sluts
>tfw being asian in this shithole
>>27914059
ponta grossa aqui brother
>tfw ninguem de curitiba quer ser meu amigo
Would you fuck Boxxy??.
Yes i would every minute of everyday.
This is a rethorical question, right?
>>27913989
Yes indeed it is.
Please, let's get another one of these going.
Friend asked for proof that women are shit.
Fresh OC from a reddit post.
This is truly the face of depression.
>Roastie on OkC (neon short hair ofc)
>"I'm a shy introvert"
>I occasionally go to parties
Are women even capable of introspection?
>>27910672
Here's two separate instances of large female audiences for mainstream daytime TV shows celebrating male castration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF_wwIjBxNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUna51rI_eQ
Last two digits of your post is the amount of hours you're not allowed to fap.
Dubs and you have to fap right now to a something we decide.
>>27900396
I'm not doing it until tomorrow night. I'm trying to do it every other day instead of every day from now on because I've started going soft randomlywhen I'm with my gf
Well here goes a fas roll
>>27900396
this shouldn't be hard, I fap like 3 times a week and I don't regularly watch porn
Hello, /r9k/!
I made this thread last night and talked to some really nice people, so I'm going to make it again since I am bored and lonesome.
Does anyone here have an imaginary friend? Tulpas count, too.
I have an imaginary sister, she looks like Daisy Ridley but has a personality I've come up with myself. I talk to her all the time, like to explain vidya to her while I play, and I imagine we are snuggling at night.
Anyone else have a similar friend/person? Tell me about them.
I do. I already told you about them.
I'm just here because I really really liked last night's thread.
>>27921968
Awesome, I really appreciate you stopping by man.
You say them, so I am going to guess you are the guy with a harem of anime girls in his dreams?
>>27922008
No that's not me.
I'm the dougposter
>2003-2009
>4chan is mostly left-wing (except /news/) albeit with racist jokes; being a christfag got you shitposted to death; "Internet is srs business" was meant as sarcasm; raided Hal turner's show
>2009-2016
>4chan is now mostly conservative, paranoid, and ultra-serious about Jewish conspiracies, Illuminati, NWO, feminism, race mixing, etc. Being an atheist gets you shitposted to death. Posts pastoral 30-paragraph essays about how the Gates of Babylon will open when the Lizard Jews align the Blue Diamond with the Shekel Talisman, said without a hint of humor. Would more than likely help Hal Turner "red pill the cuck sheeple" nowadays
What went right/wrong?
People grew the fuck up.
I was a leftist as a teenager. Once I moved out of mommy's house, got an education, and actually experienced life my views shifted hard to the right. I expect this is what happened for most people here.
It's called not being 16 anymore
I like lefty economic policy but hate dindus and support the wall desu.
