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I hate my life, I hate living with this. Not even doctors believe me, it is not very annoying on everyday life but I get tired of it, I can't even look at the sky because it hurts. I didn't know visual snow existed but I came across pic related on 4chan some months ago.
Another example of it, it is more annoying than pic related for me.
This is more like I see the world. Are there any robots with this problem?
>>27895390
So this is what it's called. I always had this but never knew the name. I thought I was getting glaucoma or something.
How do I find a girl like her, brobots?
also very subtle femdom thread if you couldn't tell
contributing a reply to this post to prevent it from being smashed by the robot
i'll shoot obama
>>27895128
>>27895303
what a qt pie
>>27895423
you're like 8 years too late
running on cp time?
Tinder Thread.
Watch me get laid or fail brobots
Her profile
Oreganalo
How about we have chocolate chip cookies after we have sex
>>27895132
I'm black so I was planning on the chocolate dick card
>hit the gym, they said
>>27894457
he still looks better than he used to. he also doesn't seem to mind the loose skin too much. besides, it can be removed easily enough through surgery.
He probably looks better in a shirt at least.
If you allow yourself to get that fat in the first palce, you deserve what you get.
> tfw wageslave
>tfw I work tomorrow
>tfw I'm depressed as fuck
>tfw my job is completely useless, humiliating and agonizingly boring
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>inb4 what's your job
I work at a grocery store
>>27894445
It's ok anon, at least you don't work at a call center like I do.
>>27894445
>I work at a grocery store
Do you work in the deli? If not your cashier/stocker ass can fuck off.
>>27894502
Yeah I'm cashier
Ask a suicidal jew anything, get quads and I livestream the proceedings for you all to enjoy
>>27893491
What's your favorite drug ? Pro tip it's life.
>>27893491
What's the cheapest method of killing yourself?
How old are you?quads GET
You can only post in this thread if you've had a real life girlfriend.
/r9k/ literally will never recover.
I've had 4, if we count the girl I've been seeing lately.
>>27893536
awesome, fellow Chad.
Love laughing at the beta fags on this board
>women attempt suicide more than men, but men carry out 75% of all successful suicide attempts
Why is this?
Men are built for success.
Because a girl drinking one beer, taking a xanax and posting it to facebook probably counts as a "suicide attempt"
>>27893153
Because when a woman "attempts" suicide, she's trying to get Chad to notice her. When a man attempts suicide, he's actually trying to kill himself.
Women judge men by the size of their penis.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3542296/Penis-size-important-women-Researchers-say-important-man-s-height.html
What's new then?
>>27893022
And men judge women based on their tits/ass. what's your point?
>be 5'8
>but have a giant 8 inch meaty cock
comical desu but this is probably why ive been laid a few times
>mom found the ass bus
>Aunt June found the fap blanket
>dad found the fart jug
>mom found the faggin' shaggin' wagon
So what are you drinkingalonetonight? Pic related for me. Honestly it's the best beer I've ever had
I just opened a 40z of E40. I haven't drank since Sunday which is an accomplishment because I usually get drunk every night. I had an exam, a presentation and a paper due this week on top of my normal level of out of class work. I've been doing work late into the night every day this week and not sleeping well because I usually drink myself to sleep. It's weeks like this that make me feel like I'll be able to put down the bottle when I finally have to.
I think I'm going to make it bros.
pint of heaven hill
Drinking some vodka. My sister comes home in a few minutes so I'm just gonna hide out in my room. I can mask being drunk but I just wanna chill and not pretend ya know what i'm sayin'
No need to delete threads now. We are keeping it clean.
No nips please
>>27892675
I approve. Gotta remove those nips to save bandwidth.
>>27892675
that lazy eye, my sides
>>27892675
nips removed.
The fourth installment! Shooting for around 4 replies this time!
Everyone with a tickling fetish or interest is welcome in this thread, where we discuss fantasies and experiences all centering around tickles! Chat away, and have fun!
P...p-please, familias?
>>27892297
This is a good idea and I like this thread but I'm not sure what to add.
what does being tickled feel like
Who /unwantedfetish/ here?
Literally have a scat and vomit fetish and I need to get rid of it, it's haunting me.
>>27891991
go live them, you'll never want them again
>>27891991
>if you like it in 2D
Trylooking at 3D scat and vomit.
>if you like it in 3D
You are beyond saving
>>27891991
I have a fart fetish, but I don't feel it would be too difficult to manage. I regret having it sometimes, but when I actually get to act on it, it's pretty fucking great.
Who /degenerate/ here?
What is your favorite strain?
Green crack my fellow degenerated fuck
>>27890865
Gorilla Glue 4 is by far my favorite. Easily the best high I have ever had
Smoking the jew plant.
goyim, goyim!!
