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How do you feel about incest, /r9k/?
>>27868109
Well? Post the rest of it, ye faggot.
>>27868109
i like incest in doujins and hentai
i have no experience with it offline but i have no attractive relatives so it ruins the experience
>tfw no attractive popular older sister who rapes me
>>27868354
I got raped by my older sister, it's not as fun as it sounds
>mfw 5'7
>have fucked tonnes of hot girls
>never once outright rejected because of my height
This manlet shit is a complete meme
if you don't have a gf it's entirely due to your own fault.
Prove me wrong robots
>inb4 "hurr try being 5'4"
>>27879879
yeah i'll bet you have fucked "tonnes" of hot girls shortstack, as in i bet they all weighed several tonnes lel
TRY BEING 5'4''
TRY BEING FUCKING 5'4'' YOU STUPID KEK
YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOWN HOW MANY ROASTIES REJECTED ME BECAUSE I WAS "TOO SHORT"
BUT NO MISTER 5'7'' HAS TO COME TO MY BOARD AND POST A DISGUSTING THREAD ABOUT HOW HIS LIFE IS EASY BECAUSE THE GENETIC LOTTERY WAS KIND TO HIM
hurr being manlet is a meme xd WHAT'S THE NEXT THING YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME? TO BE MYSELF? TO BE MORE CONFIDENT? FUCK OFF YOU ROTTEN NORMIE WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE A SWIM INSIDE A VOLCANO? WHY DON'T YOU CUT YOUR THROAT AND SLOWLY BLEED TO DEATH? WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE AND LEAVE MY BOARD ALONE?
>5'7
>literally charlie from always sunny height
*yawn* Oh hello wagie, I didn't see you there.
Better hurry up and get yourself to work before Mr Shekelstein fires you!
HURRY THE FUCK UP WAGIE!!!
Ggoood thread!!
wait if shekelstein fires me wont that just put me in the same position as you?
Ight robots, so i need some advice really - when it comes to anime yes i am a normie never really got into it until lately the thing is i can only stand to watch english dub and it has to be really good. Any suggestions?
I have seen the following (and liked)
- Sword Art Online I & II (9/10)
- Attack on Titan (10/10)
- Death Note (10/10)
- Tokyo Ghoul (8/10)
- Absolute Duo (6/10)
- Black Butler (4/10)
- Code:Breaker (8/10)
- The Future Diary (5/10)
Watch initial d and then an hero, Anime doesn't get any better then that so just fucking die
>>27876521
well you seem to have absolutely shit normie taste but i'd recommend you baccano if you like good english dubs. the english dub of baccano completely blows the japanese dub out of the water.
>>27876521
cowboy bebop
samurai champloo
both of those have great dubs
you should start to appreciate subtitles though
> Wondering why no gf
> Complain about it on r9k
> Blame everything except your own social isolation
> Become jealous of those who put in the effort
> Do nothing to change
> Wondering why no gf
Relationships are a two way street. Don't expect to get girls without putting effort in. Break the cycle robots.
>>27876284
>those who put in the effort
For extroverts and those that were socialized normally in childhood, there is no effort. This can be demonstrated by their repeated insistence to "just do it" while not being able to satisfactorily answer "How?"
Also
>no vagina
>no nipples
>probably no butthole
That "Robot Gf" is nearly useless to me.
This is the equivalent of the "be yourself" meme.
I don't want to change. I want to die childless and alone, this is my vengeance against this world.
>>27876284
>Just be yourself anon and you'll get a gf
>It's that easy
You're not as helpful and wise as you think you are
The Trump bandwagon just shows how racist you hillbillies are. It ends today
>>27875784
Paco get off your iPhone and trim my hedges.
I'm Hispanic and I support Trump.
>tfw coworkers tell me they're illegal thinking I'm "on their side" because I'm Hispanic when I actually go home and report them to ICE
https://help.cbp.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/735/~/reporting-illegal-activity
Do your part.
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK PABLO
Who else here hates their voice?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0slCKTyS1vX
I sound so weak
Let me hear your glorious voices so I can improve
>>27875095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DpazwOYP8I
Here is my voice anon
>>27875139
At least your voice has emotion, i sound so monotone
like some sort of mechanical man
>>27875095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v8nO9E4H3x
I used to hate my voice. Got over it tho.
Ask a robot who is a Roman Statue anything.
Pic related it's meI have crippling depression after my sister was raped at gun point and the rapist was pardoned
Bump out of boredom
>smoking
>doing thinks that make him cool
>has enough money to spend smoking
Yeah, I don't think you are a robot. Go to /b/ I guess.
How many penises have you taken up your butt?
Also, would you be willing to show us your asshole?
ITT we introduce ourselves. No names, just stuff about you.
I'll start.
Hi I'm Anon. I'm 21, in college, majoring in business management (which sucks because of so many participation grades), I don't really like that major, just took it because it seemed the most generic..maybe it'll help me get job. I don't really have any friends or speak ever except when I absolutely have to in class.
Ok your turn.
>>27873797
This is not /soc fuck off
>>27873797
My name is anon and im about to fucking kill myself.
I'm Anon and I'm 24 (about to be 25) years old. I graduated college with a BA in English because I had literally no idea what the fuck else to do, and am still stuck in retail even though it's been almost three years. I'm going back to school for another degree, in business, because I have no debt from the first degree and I need to make a living soon or I'll be fucked for the rest of my life.
I have few friends and no hobbies aside from TV/video games. My life is an endless cycle of distractions, occasional nights out drinking, and masturbating to femdom porn.
Have you ever gone through a phase?
>>27873214
I can't imagine how relieved her parents are.
>>27873214
I'd honestly fug left or right
>>27873214
Those fucking tits. My god
What's your most shameful fap?
fuchur is tame shit, normie
>>27872146
No shame from this OP give me that link loli wonder woman is best
>>27872444
Checked, yo.
But in response to OP, I'd say the mermaids in Hook
>got accepted into UCI
>mfw I feel nothing
UC Irvine?
Not bad, it's a good school. You'll like it there. What do you plan to study?
>>27871579
History. (Yes a meme major)
I also applied to UC Davis, got TAGd there.
Waiting to hear back on UCLA and Berkeley.
I don't care about the lack of job prospects, I don't care in general anymore.
>humblebrag on r9k
You're gonna fit right in at UCI.
Have you ever tried to touch/feel a girl up casually
What did she do
Did you got to jail
>Making a webm out of that tumblrina's school project
>>27868538
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A CONTINUITY ERROR IN SUCH A SIMPLE FUCKING SCENE
>>27868538
She didn't do anything. Just left the room.
I was very drunk at the time and didn't realise what I'd done for about an hour. Then it suddenly twigged that I'd just sexually assaulted a girl.
I remember saying I should leave, and I went home ready to get my ass beat by her boyfriend/dad/the cops. Nothing happened though.
This was pretty fun the last time, let's do it again.
Jesu's early stuff is pretty gud
Come at me brobots.
who /been listening to the same shit for years/ here
Post girls on the borderline of your standards
Someone needs to save the pandas
>>27864461
How is a qt like that borderline?
Turn up the difficulty pls
i've got a few pictures of girls like that
![3bffa4e013[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ITzTS54.png "3bffa4e013[1]"){kind=small}
