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Left is in her prime, bursts of health and confidence, shows discipline, has proper diet and exercise, is down to earth, confident but humble.
Right is a fat obese hamplanet, smug, will die by age 50 due to heart disease, believes she is a 10/10, lowest tier of humans, liking her would be a brain defect.
Pick one, left or right.
>Pick one, left or right.
Whichever of them who will let me fuck her in the ass
I'm gonna go with right.Up yours, robot.
>>27880760
right. At least our offspring would have an average face.
Who /BornToSmartParentsButIncrediblyStupid/ here?
>Be me
>Mother had IQ of 140
>Learned to read at 3 years old.
>Attended Brown University and was hand selected by a famous musician to study under because of her incredible musical talent.
>Is in the upper management of one of the world's top universities.
>Father is a super-gifted mathematician and artist
>Was one of the first scientists to pioneer artificial womb/test tube baby technology.
>Despite this, I was diagnosed with a whole host of learning disabilities upon entering first grade.
>Learned to read and write only until the fourth grade.
>Suck at any type of math past basic algebra/geometry.
>Did everything much slower than almost all of my peers in school. Twice as much time to do tests/homework than other kids.
>Slower to learn social customs than everyone else.
>Slow witted and clumsy.
>Unable to complete college because of this.
>Only recently figured out that having a learning disability is just a polite way of telling someone their child is a total dunce.
Losing the genetic lottery sucks.
Oh yeah, I'm a dumbass. Father was a straight A student.
>>27880641
How does this happen? Did we just have bad luck with sperm/egg genetic quality?
>>27880612
>Despite this, I was diagnosed with a whole host of learning disabilities upon entering first grade.
Was one of those autism>?
What is the longest single sex session you have ever had?
I one time went two hours and forty-two minutes with an ex girlfriend. I came four times and she came a bunch of times. It was very exhausting going such a long time at once though. Having sex in shorter periods a few times in a day is a lot easier to do.
>>27880236
Four times? What the fuck? What's wrong with you? In 3 hours I'd be able to orgasm 100+ times.
>>27880236
where did you cum?
>>27880236
I once came handsfree, solely by the power of my own mind. It took me about 3 hours of intense concentration. It made me a stronger person.
Femanon here
This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has given you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.
93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large.
There is nothing wrong with your penis anon.
>>27879785
>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
Bullshit. I don't believe you. That obviously isn't true.
>>27879793
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length. It's a fact.
>Not watching exclusively lesbian incest porn.
fucking degenerates desu.
Let's say hypothetically (HYPOTHETICALLY) that someone spent the past couple hours cutting their arms, writing on themselves, smearing blood over themselves then went and smeared black eye liner all over their face until their face was black
Do you think this hypothetical person is crazy?
>>27879686
yes, you're very obviously severely mentally ill. are you stupid as well?
>>27879686
>person is crazy
Well that's one way to put it. I would've gone with "shacked up in the wacko basket."
I think this person is Erica, so yes. Crazy
If there's any MGTOW fags explain why you want to be single
>pro tip: you can't
>>27878878
you sound frustrated. does the ticking of your biological clock put you on edge? men are waking up the fact that the game is rigged toward women and the only winning move is not to play at all. Remember, you all did this to yourselves.
>>27878920
True I definitely don't want to get married but I do want a girlfriend
I don't think it's based in want, we all want girlfriends. It's more of a cost/benefit analysis and feeling that getting or having a relationship is too much effort or not worth it for some reason.
I think that is what confuses people who don't see it that way. Unfortunately for many the want has to be countered with outright rejection in order to be MGTOW.
Why is coffee so comfy?
I fucking
HATE
COFFEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27878825
Good for you autismo
>>27878821
Why aren't you licking my anus
>there are women on this board RIGHT NOW
How does that make you feel, robitz?
>>27878724
Hard.
Helloooo ladies~
Literally do not give a shit. Nothing we can do about it anyways.
We should have a series of questions in order to access the board that only men will know the answer to
Who /jungle fever/ here
Post black qts
I want to colonize some black pussy now REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Origami comment 456
The past 6 months or so I've had crazy jungle fever, 95% of my faps have been to black women.
Today in work some Nubian goddess in heels with hair like pic related came into the store.
She was wearing mom jeans but I could still see the outline of her perfect ass. I was half chub the whole time and about 5 minutes after. I can't get enough.
I guess this is what it's like to be a chad... the feels :(
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3540190/Half-naked-Chinese-woman-begs-white-man-sex-streets-Shanghai.html
Wow... that's nuts. I can't believe this
>>27875634
she's hot too.
How can we stop the white menace?
>tfw eating 1200 calories a day
>tfw running 5 km every other day
>weigh myself
>fucking got one whole kg, back to 90
Why the fuck, what's even the fucking point, IM SO MAD FUCK THIS BODY ILL BE FAT ALL MY LIFE FUCK
>>27874391
>tfw eating 1200 calories a day
>tfw running 5 km every other day
>fucking got one whole kg, back to 90
Why don't i believe you?
>>27874391
Apparently (not from me now but from what I've been told) lifting makes you lose a lot of weight. I'm assuming your mass is made up from fat.
Do you keep snacking? Snacks are calories too.
>tfw no cute video game loving, skinny, lazy, depressed gf with at least one mental illness
>>27874087
What are your hobbies, Vyro? Why did you choose to buy chocovine? Coffee or tea? Fish or Eeyore? Swami or JLH?
>>27874132
Anime, video games, and just generally doing retarded shit on the internet
It seemed really weird and interesting I dunno.
Fish. He's alright.
doesn't exist you giant faggot
Hey, anyone got any rare carls?
are you seriously xzcsdfghyj
YOU FUCKING A WHITE MALE NOW
>>27872403
>"I'm unable to conceive that your opinion differs from mine"
pretty much everyone in 4chan
Our mutual friend Eggman is shit on Snapchat.
He might have a promising career in customer service and hospitality, but his digital content is shit.
Please help.
>>27871348
Mister Wood is pretty handsome here, where did u get this?
Also, this is now an Eggman appreciation thread
>>27871375
Whats the stupidest shit Eggman has ever done?
>>27871348
He's the worlds ugliest narcissistic attention whore. Just ignore him.
You are granted an escape. Pick one road to follow but be careful there is no going back
Not even hard, I pick the Adventurer.
Nobody raised in Western Society doesn't wanna be the romantic drifter. Goddamn that'd be the life. The immortal vagabond. A hobo doomed to walk the earth as long as he wants to live. I'd be a country singer, a folk singer, a bank robber, a beach bum, a biker, a poet, a cowboy ... How great it'd be to settle down and die for a girl too. shucks.
I pick the cabin (obviously) and the travelling companion which I'll switch out and sometimes not use.
The Emperor/Field Marshall
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.
>no option where you become an immortal NEET with endless supply of money
sage
